House of Divine - what to expect?

[Cumberland]

Only used AW so far but this excellent site has several references and reviews of SPs from HOD.
I can see it has a positive following so interested to expand my punting pool.

That said, I've checked the site and the photos are so studio/air brushed it's hard to judge what the girls are really like. Do you get to see them in advance and can you select on arrival or is it all pre-booked? Finally, no idea what the venues are like. Is it red velvet and scented candles with a long corridor and mysterious doors !! Is there a significant difference in the venues??

Seriously no idea what to expect so any newbie advice most welcome. Thanks in advance.

[The_Don]

YMMV, with any W/G. Regardless of the way you book her.

Only used AW so far but this excellent site has several references and reviews of SPs from HOD.
I can see it has a positive following so interested to expand my punting pool.

That said, I've checked the site and the photos are so studio/air brushed it's hard to judge what the girls are really like. Do you get to see them in advance and can you select on arrival or is it all pre-booked? Finally, no idea what the venues are like. Is it red velvet and scented candles with a long corridor and mysterious doors !! Is there a significant difference in the venues??

Seriously no idea what to expect so any newbie advice most welcome. Thanks in advance.

IMO, research is key. Lots of info has been posted (pop "House of Divine" or "HoD" in the search bar)

Its a conveyor belt brothel outfit, nothing high class about it at all.

+1 Beds smell of sweat and spunk - nuff said.

I've avoided HoD for some time (currently that's not changed). Due to the feed back (on UKP) from some members, about the way they run their operation.

The only time I've thought about punting there. Was due to one W/G, that some times worked out of a location, they operate. At a lower P/H rate, than her A/W, profile. But stating that, she posted on UKE and to be blunt. I didn't like her attitude and reply, around the question at hand. Since that day, she been off my hot list.

   

[TrevorN]

Another tip they have a Twitter feed called @hodsquad .With more accurate real photos with no photoshop . So best to go there for a true idea how their girle look like .

[claretandblue]

Look at the twitter profile and go from there,it definitely isnt high class but I have a 2/2 positive return from my trips to HOD

[raylondoner]

I have no complaints after many, many visits to all locations - good value imho! 

[Jonestown]

Look at the reviews on here, pick a girl you fancy, make a booking, maybe just 30 minutes, £70 all in, very good value. I've only been to the West Kensington branch of the current three locations, I thought it was very comfortably appointed.

[torritti29]

Not a total disaster zone having enjoyed most of the Divine controlled establishments in London and MK at one time of the other and having expressed criticism of some encounters.

The negatives you can encounter with any SP with the main advantages being:

A choice of SP's at one location with potential for threesomes.
Selfies on Twitter feeds for both establishment and SP's often candid.
Reasonable pricing.
MK flats especially decent and London ok
Try and have mid afternoon appointments to avoid the back to back bookings
If disappointed some recourse to management, who may or may not listen.

By no means perfect but as with any branded product you should get some consistency.

YMMV good luck

[acer123]

Another tip they have a Twitter feed called @hodsquad .With more accurate real photos with no photoshop . So best to go there for a true idea how their girle look like .

@hodsquad

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[TrevorN]

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My error @thehodsquad

[fablondon]

Tried the Pimlico site which was chilled and not rushed, nice atmosphere, en suite bathroom - would go back

The Victoria site however was like Picadilly Circus at the worst of times with delays, 1h paid turning into 45 min actual time, prep time for the next guy on your own time, knocks on doors, people hiding behind doors, use of shared bathroom restricted to 2 min...etc giving an impression of very little respect for the customer  - would not go back there

West Ken - to be tried based on comment in above post

[The_Don]

The Victoria site however was like Picadilly Circus at the worst of times with delays, 1h paid turning into 45 min actual time, prep time for the next guy on your own time, knocks on doors, people hiding behind doors, use of shared bathroom restricted to 2 min...etc giving an impression of very little respect for the customer  - would not go back there

Not good form, from them, IMO.

If you have the time, please share via a review.

As this may help genuine punters when researching for a punt.

[smiths]

What to expect is a conveyor belt brothel where the WGs and pimps want to get as many punters through the door as possible per day. That will at least sometimes mean them trying to cut time short to squeeze another punter in that day.

As ever it depends on the WG how good a service she offers, best to read reviews on here from punters you find credible is my advice. HOD and its linked brothels are owned by a couple called the Divines and they use secret discounts to bribe some punters happy to accept such offers like VT on here who admitted he got such a discount off Chloe when she was running MKE escorts for the Divines. Such punters can never be trusted in my opinion.

[vt]

What to expect is a conveyor belt brothel where the WGs and pimps want to get as many punters through the door as possible per day. That will at least sometimes mean them trying to cut time short to squeeze another punter in that day.

As ever it depends on the WG how good a service she offers, best to read reviews on here from punters you find credible is my advice. HOD and its linked brothels are owned by a couple called the Divines and they use secret discounts to bribe some punters happy to accept such offers like VT on here who admitted he got such a discount off Chloe when she was running MKE escorts for the Divines. Such punters can never be trusted in my opinion.

I agree with the first paragraph. My one & only visit to a London branch of HoD in Maida Vale, I had my time cut short. I started late as I had to wait for my girl to freshen up in the only bathroom on the premises. Then as they wanted me out before the next punter arrived, the girl turned the bedside clock on 10 or so mins to hurry me up. Only when I got back to Warwick Avenue station and saw the clock showing the time my punt should have finished did I realise I had been cut short. I now take a watch with me on a punt. The girl in question was great during the time I was with her, but she did leave soon after this episode. I've found the MK branches to be less frantic & busy, so you can often have a relaxed punt there.

As to the second paragraph, it's just smiths usual bad-tempered bullshit smear campaign.

[smiths]

I agree with the first paragraph. My one & only visit to a London branch of HoD in Maida Vale, I had my time cut short. I started late as I had to wait for my girl to freshen up in the only bathroom on the premises. Then as they wanted me out before the next punter arrived, the girl turned the bedside clock on 10 or so mins to hurry me up. Only when I got back to Warwick Avenue station and saw the clock showing the time my punt should have finished did I realise I had been cut short. I now take a watch with me on a punt. The girl in question was great during the time I was with her, but she did leave soon after this episode. I've found the MK branches to be less frantic & busy, so you can often have a relaxed punt there.

As to the second paragraph, it's just smiths usual bad-tempered bullshit smear campaign.

But you admitted to getting a secret discount off the Divines, its not bullshit.

[vt]

But you admitted to getting a secret discount off the Divines, its not bullshit.

It was a regulars discount off Chloe at MKE that she used to give to various regulars to encourage repeat visits. She withdrew it from me in late 2011 when we argued against the MK price increase on another forum, so proving that I worked FOR and not against punters' interests.

So the conclusion you arrive at about me not being trustworthy is bullshit and you know it.   

[smiths]

The conclusion you arrive at is bullshit and you know it.   

 

[CupidStunt]

What to expect is a conveyor belt brothel where the WGs and pimps want to get as many punters through the door as possible per day. That will at least sometimes mean them trying to cut time short to squeeze another punter in that day.

Can confirm back-to-back. When I visited I used the toilet after and as I left I saw the same woman pause, get her game face on and bounce into another room. In the 90 odd seconds it takes to have a quick piss and hand wash she might have had time to wet wipe.

Fake moaning aside, she was lovely though.

[TrevorN]

Not to forget the guys who run Hod are nasty people . If a fall out happen's between the owner and one their  girls . They will out her personal info on Twitter etc .

Bang out of order .

[l4at]

Been there a few times and I've had mixed experiences there. It's obvious that HoD seems to divide opinion here so my suggestion to the OP is to just go and try it yourself. It's reasonably priced and if the punt doesn't live up to your expectations, it wouldn't be a huge financial loss.

I've been to the Pimlico venue and the one in Maida Vale, both were ok. I don't usually go there for the decor or anything and considering I've punted in Soho Walk Ups (which are a dive), HoD seems far better in comparison.

[Elsewhere]

For disclosure, I have used HoD about 4-5 times over the last 6-7 years.

My experiences have been decent/good punts at competitive London prices,  but they are never going to be in any of my best-of-all-time sessions.

I do, however, think they are great for Plan B's.  Always have a look at their roster before going into London in case of no-shows or last minute cancellations.   Being able to get a booking set up 30 minutes ahead with a 60-second phone call with minimal fuss and bullshit has been a great help to me on more than one occasion.

[The_Don]

Being able to get a booking set up 30 minutes ahead with a 60-second phone call with minimal fuss and bullshit has been a great help to me on more than one occasion.

I done that many times with local W/G (I never punted at HoD)

Plus + short notice (25 min from call to bedroom)

Some location (locally) I've punted at, are less than a 10 min drive for me. I've called, booked and started punt in less than 15 mins.


But even stating that when I used to punt a lot in harrow. I remembered walking on Plan A, and was punting plan B, 5 mins later.

[boardyhell]

good value as long as you do your homework
good girls for me,parisssa ,kirsty ,michelle and belle,jai who has left was good too
all the girls above do cim and belle swallows
managed anal with 2 of them as well

[KPL]

Just seen this thread, I reviewed Apple yesterday and as you will see its definitely a back to back booking place with no breaks, for the most popular girls that is. I would never do anything more than a 30 min booking at HoD, which is decent value for money if you do your research and go with a proven talent. The most popular ones are well reviewed on here. So you have to be prepared to be rushed in and out of the room and get straight down to the action.

As also mentioned in my review for the first time I felt being rushed out despite having ten minutes left (that's not happened before), but I didn't really mind that much knowing I had drained my balls in her mouth, OP was around the corner, and received high level of service on this occasion. Also for me its not the kind of place I want to hang around anyway after my business is done, for a regular AW booking I might feel different about it. In general I would need a lot more time to be bothered again to attempt round two.

[notcalledchris]

It is a conveyor belt for sure.  But a very quick and easy way to bang some good sps.   If you are happy to treat it as a fun way to empty you sack and no more or less than that you will enjoy.  If you are after more go elsewhere

[The_Don]

So you have to be prepared to be rushed in and out of the room

I felt being rushed out despite having ten minutes left

(she has no breaks).

At the end of the day its your review and rating.

But for me that would been some very negative points.

Only adds to the fact that this place see punters as



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[KPL]

At the end of the day its your review and rating.

But for me that would been some very negative points.

Only adds to the fact that this place see punters as



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For sure those are the negatives as expressed in review and text above, my positive rating was purely based on the sexual services / performance, and she was not rushing me at all during sex. If the sex would have been anywhere close to average / neutral it would have flipped to a negative. And due to HoD being the kind of place it is I was quite happy to bail after coming despite the time left.

But yes for sure its a 100% cash conveyor belt and not the place if you want time to get a connection, chit chat etc.

[The_Don]

But yes for sure its a 100% cash conveyor belt and not the place if you want time to get a connection, chit chat etc.

Or the place, if you want the time you paid for (regardless, of the way a punter spends it). 

The 60 min rate (£130 P/H) works out at £2.16 per min. If they "cheat" punters out of 10 mins, on a 1 hour booking. That £21.60 per punter and how many punters do they cram-in a day 

[KPL]

Or the place, if you want the time you paid for (regardless, of the way a punter spends it). 

The 60 min rate (£130 P/H) works out at £2.16 per min. If they "cheat" punters out of 10 mins, on a 1 hour booking. That £21.60 per punter and how many punters do they cram-in a day 

And even bigger loss at 30 min bookings at 23.33 GBP for 10 min. Should be noted that for me its the first of five visits I have been rushed after finishing, but I have read OP complaining about this issue as well.

[smiths]

Or the place, if you want the time you paid for (regardless, of the way a punter spends it). 

The 60 min rate (£130 P/H) works out at £2.16 per min. If they "cheat" punters out of 10 mins, on a 1 hour booking. That £21.60 per punter and how many punters do they cram-in a day 

They cram in as many as they can, and if they can rob some or all of any days punters time they may be able to cram in an extra punter or two. This suits both the pimp and WGs who both want to make as much as possible.

What HOD used to do and same in their MK brothels is keep their regulars whose business they want happy and especially those who were on a punting forum before UKP existed. Keeping some of these sweet with secret discounts like VT got/gets is how the Divines operate, some will then tout and defend them. Admin has banned Divine long ago so it doesn't happen as much on here thankfully.

[notcalledchris]

Or the place, if you want the time you paid for (regardless, of the way a punter spends it). 

The 60 min rate (£130 P/H) works out at £2.16 per min. If they "cheat" punters out of 10 mins, on a 1 hour booking. That £21.60 per punter and how many punters do they cram-in a day 

You are not wrong about trying to trim punters time.   The last two times i was cheated out of about five minutes each time.  But they were two of the most satisfying fucks i have ever had (Tina and Pixie ) so i would return. 

[KPL]

You are not wrong about trying to trim punters time.   The last two times i was cheated out of about five minutes each time.  But they were two of the most satisfying fucks i have ever had (Tina and Pixie ) so i would return.

That's also why I didn't object or complain either, I got what I came for and had no interests in sitting around out of principle

[vt]

They cram in as many as they can, and if they can rob some or all of any days punters time they may be able to cram in an extra punter or two. This suits both the pimp and WGs who both want to make as much as possible.

What HOD used to do and same in their MK brothels is keep their regulars whose business they want happy and especially those who were on a punting forum before UKP existed. Keeping some of these sweet with secret discounts like VT got/gets is how the Divines operate, some will then tout and defend them. Admin has banned Divine long ago so it doesn't happen as much on here thankfully.

FFS smiths, do we have to put up with your bullshit insinuations twice on the same thread?? 

I've never received a discount at HOD and for the record I've never touted or defended Mr Divine. You are confusing me with Lamorak or someone else. 

I've seen no evidence that MrD has anything to do with business anymore, I wouldn't be surprised if his missus gave him the boot after the Olga-gate affair.

[raylondoner]

Went yesterday, full time in room, shower offered, no rushing, booking and confirmation very efficient and the maid was delightful (but then it was Rihanna, so hardly a surprise!!!).

[Steely Dan]

Here is the HOD wiki page.  It is OK but not great. It might be missing a few reviews and it needs a clean up.  If any of you want to 'adopt' it, that would be great.

External Link/Members Only

[smiths]

FFS smiths, do we have to put up with your bullshit insinuations twice on the same thread?? 

I've never received a discount at HOD and for the record I've never touted or defended Mr Divine. You are confusing me with Lamorak or someone else. 

I've seen no evidence that MrD has anything to do with business anymore, I wouldn't be surprised if his missus gave him the boot after the Olga-gate affair.

I said in the post you quoted HOD and their MK brothels, in at least 1 of them in MK is where you got your secret discount off Chloe, MK Escorts, owned by the Divines.

[TrevorN]

I've seen no evidence that MrD has anything to do with business anymore

Selling flowers these days ..a Florist shop .   Well that's what  they said ... .If anyone believes that BS

[vt]

I said in the post you quoted HOD and their MK brothels, in at least 1 of them in MK is where you got your secret discount off Chloe, MK Escorts, owned by the Divines.

No, you insinuate that I currently 'get' a discount off the Divines which is a load of bullshit...and you know it!! 

I assume you have evidence for this...put up or shut up!! 

[smiths]

No, you insinuate that I currently 'get' a discount off the Divines which is a load of bullshit...and you know it!! 

I assume you have evidence for this...put up or shut up!! 

I said got/gets, you did get one at MKE, for all I know you still get one, I certainly don't trust you.

[vt]

I said got/gets, you did get one at MKE, for all I know you still get one, I certainly don't trust you.

So put up the evidence or shut the fuck up with your bullshit insinuations! 

[smiths]

So put up the evidence or shut the fuck up with your bullshit insinuations! 

Jog on, I will post what I choose, not what suits you.

[vt]

Jog on, I will post what I choose, not what suits you.

So obviously you don't have any evidence, as there is none, now you jog on and troll someone else with your bullshit! 

[smiths]

So obviously you don't have any evidence, as there is none, now you jog on and troll someone else with your bullshit! 

 

[Cumberland]

Thanks for all the advice. Much appreciated.
I now get a good sense of what I should use if for and what to expect.
For me it seems good only for a quick and easy 30 minutes single dump at a low price, that can be enjoyable if you research the right SP, and there is no need or benefit in making an effort to 'get to know' the SP you're with. Just see it for what it is and enjoy. Thank especially to OP Boardyhell for the names of CIM girls.
 

[Risker]

Can someone please enlighten me on Olga-gate? I remember seeing her years ago. 

[l4at]

Can someone please enlighten me on Olga-gate? I remember seeing her years ago. 

She had sex with the pimp and his missus found out. Exploded all over twitter, on the HoD account.

[TrevorN]

She had sex with the pimp and his missus found out. Exploded all over twitter, on the HoD account.

+1

[Brazilian Martian]

Jog on, I will post what I choose, not what suits you.

 

[Brazilian Martian]

Selling flowers these days ..a Florist shop .   Well that's what  they said ... .If anyone believes that BS