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First review here so be patient with me.
I saw Faye a few weeks ago. Was my 3rd punt, but 1st one worth writing a review for. My 1st punt was a bad decision with a cheap EE girl, which went terribly as expected and 2nd with a pornstar which I can write a book about.
Anyway, the comms were good and easy. Rang them up to book and gave a call a few hours before to get the full address. I think it's another girl handling the logistics. The location is great, near south kensington with ferraris and r8s parked on the street.
She is an attractive girl with short blonde hair. She is however bigger than her pictures and she has a noticable belly. Not a big problem, but I like visible hipbones. The way she talks is a turn on by itself. Her posh english accent and her choice of words...
She asked me in the beginning what kind of experience I wanted, a soft one or a more raunchy one. I mumbled an answer (I still don't know the answer to that. You just do it, and adjust in the process). She rephrased: do you want to come once or twice. Now, I'm a bit trigger happy and I can easily manage 2-3 in an hour, so I replied half jokingly: twice. at least. That's where it all went downhill. She said cuming more than once is not erotic.
Anyway, some foreplay, basic positions and done with the first in 10-15 mins. After that she gave me a short backrub which was nice and started the attempts for the second one. During this, I was getting a lecture about how the feeling is just not there after the first one, and with the terrible condoms, the second one is not "erotic".
She lists A-levels at discretion, which I'm really into, but she didn't want to do it even though I'm average-at-best and a clean guy.. because it's not erotic..
Uncomfortable RO, with no fingering.. because it's not erotic.. You see the pattern.
None of this made the little man happy, and the second one was done with a semi.
Overall, a negative experience for me, even though I know and realise that she is a nice girl. I'm giving it a neutral because I know she can make others really happy and satisfied. It's a shame she didn't like me for some reason, but she still did her job.
