UKP Wrapped 2023

[Mr Sinister]

Sinister here! So it's that time of the year again but in 2023!

UKP Wrapped 2023

How many punts have you had this year?


How much have you spent in 2023?


Furthest you travelled?


Top 3 punts(or massage, alternatives)


Worst punt?


What is the most bizarre/weird thing to go down in a punt or sexual experience this year?


Will you wrap up 2023 with any further punts?


Punting resolution for 2024?


Last year's edition -

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=362388.msg3729291#msg3729291

Thanks for sharing your UKP Wrapped 2023
I'll share mine later to leave intro blank for easy C&P

[Captainhowdy666]

Just double checked 14 punts so around £1.2k I’d guess
Furthest punt was Cyprus, beautiful young Russian bird.
Worst punt was a Halloween gang bang, two many cocks not enough holes and every bird had a horrible big hairy bush.
Best and weirdest punt was my last one , Ellie at xlounge Leicester , over 30 minutes of anal, pegging, abuse, deep throating, poppers all for the princely sum of £100.

[RandomGuy99]

How many punts have you had this year?

About 30

How much have you spent in 2023?

£3,800

Furthest you travelled?

50 miles

Top 3 punts(or massage, alternatives)

2 Thai SP
1 British SP I hadn't seen for a while

Worst punt?

Polish SP in Wolverhampton - looked good but needed to improve service

What is the most bizarre/weird thing to go down in a punt or sexual experience this year?

An SP randomly started rimming me.

Will you wrap up 2023 with any further punts?

Yes, got 4 planned

Punting resolution for 2024?

Try to find a regular

[Davey80]

How many punts have you had this year?
40

How much have you spent in 2023?
Around £5k

Furthest you travelled?
1500 miles (Madrid Business Trip September)

Top 3 punts(or massage, alternatives)
All reviewed here:
1. Brazilian Muse - Fantastic tits and body
2. EEs Adrienne & Cherry - Authentic Lesbian Threesome
3. Brazilian MILF Grace - Lovely big tits, great body and a fantastic fuck

Worst punt?
Asian Vivastreet (last minute booking)
Fit young temptress with pert tits actually a 50yo dumpy Chinese woman with a bad attitude


What is the most bizarre/weird thing to go down in a punt or sexual experience this year?
Nothing really - all punts performed to my script from initial tit play, bj, various fucking positions, and cum on tits.

Will you wrap up 2023 with any further punts?
No plans for the rest of the year.


Punting resolution for 2024?
Make it to 100 different SPs (currently on 90) and more threesomes.

[southern punter]

How many punts have you had this year?

24 so far

How much have you spent in 2023?

About 4 grand

Furthest you travelled?

2 miles

What is the most bizarre/weird thing to go down in a punt or sexual experience this year?

Saw an Argentinian SP who decided the perfect mid-punt conversation was "Las Malvinas are Argentinian soil!"

Will you wrap up 2023 with any further punts?

Yes there's time to squeeze in a couple more I think 

Punting resolution for 2024?

Purely transactional meets are starting to feel hollow so I might try my luck on Seeking or similar. 

[jamiekinkxxx]

How many punts have you had this year?
Not sure TBH. As listed on UKP 9 but I have seen a couple of those multiple times and seen Camille again but not reviewed. I have also seen my go-to kinkster playmate who is not listed on the www. I have also had a very kinky session in NYC with a friend and 2 ProDommes, and also saw a Fetish Escort in Dusseldorf this week! I would say circa 20-25 experiences this year.

How much have you spent in 2023?
Not kept count TBH but I would say circa £12k (without travel to NYC and Dusseldorf) so around the £500 per experience on average.

Furthest you travelled?
Technically to NYC, but I would have gone to NYC anyhow.

Top 3 punts(or massage, alternatives)
In no particular order...

BDSM:
- My go-to kinkster playmate is always special
- Adelina in Dusseldorf
- Miss Violett

Escort:
- Arlis
- Izzy
- Camille

Worst punt?
Not really had a bad punt. But from my UKP reviews it would be Lolita Slavic who I rated neutral

What is the most bizarre/weird thing to go down in a punt or sexual experience this year?
Where the fuck do I start with that. Kink is my name and kink is my game! 

Will you wrap up 2023 with any further punts?
One more planned

Punting resolution for 2024?
I never make resolutions!

[Demon8]

How many punts have you had this year?

14.

 I started punting in April. More time between punts initially but I think once every 2.5 weeks shouldn't hurt the wallet too much going forward!

I owe you gents a few reviews, just need to find the time to sit down and get them written up.

How much have you spent in 2023?

About £ 2,500

Furthest you travelled?


155 miles on my own dime and time. 250 miles from home when staying away for business.

Top 3 punts(or massage, alternatives)

Sexy Stassi
Sexy French Leah
Adrienne Fit Sexy


Worst punt?

Girl in Birmingham. Was thinking with my dick and had a time limit. Went for a quick plan B. She was really hot and a nice girl but the room wasn't clean and another punter walked in on us (she worked with another girl in the flat who had a booking)


What is the most bizarre/weird thing to go down in a punt or sexual experience this year?

See above. Another punter walking in was a weird experience. I hope she sorts out the flat or starts working alone as I would otherwise love to see her again.

Will you wrap up 2023 with any further punts?

Yes! (And will leave reviews for these ones for sure) I have three festive punts planned!

Punting resolution for 2024?

Maintain a 2.5-3 week timetable, see more girls, only commit to hour meets with regulars I'm comfortable spending that much time with.

[Southernbloke]

How many punts have you had this year?
15
How much have you spent in 2023?

About £1500
Furthest you travelled?

About 80 miles
Top 3 punts(or massage, alternatives)

2 punts in Sheridans ( Manchester) 1 MMF
Worst punt?


What is the most bizarre/weird thing to go down in a punt or sexual experience this year?
Bumped into the WG at the shops 15 minutes before the due start of the punt and walked back to hers having a natter

Will you wrap up 2023 with any further punts?

Hopefully get a punt at Sheridans again
Punting resolution for 2024?
Try Adult Parties in Manchester

[Puntingutils]

UKP Wrapped 2023

How many punts have you had this year?
20's?

How much have you spent in 2023?
Don't want to figure it out. Thousands.

Furthest you travelled?
No clue

Top 3 punts(or massage, alternatives)
Kendall from NB - not active
Alex from NB - independent now
Maria6911 - not active

Worst punt?
Nothing that stands out what they did. Or maybe I've gotten numb. More pissed so about my naivety, not walking out in some, not taking charge, them talking too much & before you know it most of the booking it done.

What is the most bizarre/weird thing to go down in a punt or sexual experience this year?
N/A

Will you wrap up 2023 with any further punts?
Not sure

Punting resolution for 2024?
£500+ escorts.
Models tier only.
Quality over quantity.
Finding the best GFE WG's.

[advent2016]

UKP Wrapped 2023

How many punts have you had this year?
20 regulars - repeats from HL
23 reviews (39 actual punts)
Total 59

How much have you spent in 2023?
Approx £10000 (£800 over my £9200 yearly budget, though some left over from COVID years)
Excluding travel and hotel costs

Furthest you travelled?
7,700 miles but usually less than 100

Top 3 punts(or massage, alternatives)
regulars -
Cobham, Sarah
Wandsworth, Crystal, London
Heathrow, Lisa , Tours, BJ only

Worst punt?
I like to treat each one as a learning experience.

What is the most bizarre/weird thing to go down in a punt or sexual experience this year?
Observed by a SP's ex on a car meet.

Will you wrap up 2023 with any further punts?
I like to try and punt over Xmas

Punting resolution for 2024?
⬤ Find a way to wank myself off and get the same pleasure as the best BJ or find a GF who loves BJs as much as me (or teach my current one how)[/li][/list]
⬤ Tick more off bucket list

[Cheshuk]

UKP Wrapped 2023

How many punts have you had this year?
80 approx (including seeking)

How much have you spent in 2023?
40-50k

Furthest you travelled?
London from nw

Top 3 punts
all seeking or agency, not reviewed

Worst punt?
a fair few toftting overweight catfishing milfs

What is the most bizarre/weird thing to go down in a punt or sexual experience this year?
two messy pull outs after anal

Will you wrap up 2023 with any further punts?
probably a few

Punting resolution for 2024?
increase budget, cut down on quantity, increase quality.. aim for 3 unicorn punts 9.7+/10
find some new hot sugar babies on the side

[RandomGuy99]

UKP Wrapped 2023

How many punts have you had this year?
80 approx (including seeking)

How much have you spent in 2023?
40-50k

Furthest you travelled?
London from nw

Top 3 punts
all seeking or agency, not reviewed

Worst punt?
a fair few toftting overweight catfishing milfs

What is the most bizarre/weird thing to go down in a punt or sexual experience this year?
two messy pull outs after anal

Will you wrap up 2023 with any further punts?
probably a few

Punting resolution for 2024?
increase budget, cut down on quantity, increase quality.. aim for 3 unicorn punts 9.7+/10
find some new hot sugar babies on the side

40-50K!! Holy shit!!

And you want to increase your budget?

Can I be your bestie? Please?

[Cheshuk]

40-50K!! Holy shit!!

And you want to increase your budget?

Can I be your bestie? Please?

worked out rough aim/budget

2k agency per month, the elite girls are min 3k, so will do 6 per year from that.. but top girls are way more so don't know what will come up
1.3k min seeking per month, 2 £500ppm arrangements plus dates
regular escorts min 1k per month

its actually shit, but if something is available I don't have the ability to say no to myself. Honestly last year I didn't realise the levels in this game, but the there some amazing girls for 5 figure sums, hope to find some doing black Friday deals/charity work 

[Charliehutton]

Would it not be a more interesting thread if we included the links to our top three - still active - punts, so the rest of us can have a look?

I will be responding with mine, by the way, but it will take a while - and be a lot of fun - working out my top three.

[markballoon]

UKP Wrapped 2023

How many punts have you had this year?
16 punts

How much have you spent in 2023?
£730

Furthest you travelled?
30 Miles

Top 3 punts
Getting a wank while she was having a piss I think I came came more than she pissed   other than that pretty much same old.

Worst punt?
Worst one was probably not too bad but I didn't take enough initiative.

What is the most bizarre/weird thing to go down in a punt or sexual experience this year?
Wank myself while she pissed me on me.

Will you wrap up 2023 with any further punts?
Hope to fit at least another one in.

Punting resolution for 2024?
Try some new faces and be a bit more proactive in my punts.

[Punterperson1971]

How many punts have you had this year?

About 22 new ones (there is around 4/5 I’ve reviewed years ago added too) also seen a lot of regulars over the year quite a few times

How much have you spent in 2023?

Lots

Furthest you travelled?
7 miles to great wrley to see tempting tasha(was worth it)


Top 3 punts(or massage, alternatives)
My regular
Neve
Cindy veron
Tempting Tasha
Angel


Worst punt?
Any from viva street in last few months utter shite(apart from Suzy thin woman)



What is the most bizarre/weird thing to go down in a punt or sexual experience this year?

Fucking my regular in front of a slave who was forced to sit and watch occasionally and then blindfolded them made to eat my cum from the condom.


Will you wrap up 2023 with any further punts?

Got a few to do maybe 2/3

Punting resolution for 2024?

To properly film a session with my regular

[jamiekinkxxx]

UKP Wrapped 2023

How many punts have you had this year?
80 approx (including seeking)

How much have you spent in 2023?
40-50k

Furthest you travelled?
London from nw

Top 3 punts
all seeking or agency, not reviewed

Worst punt?
a fair few toftting overweight catfishing milfs

What is the most bizarre/weird thing to go down in a punt or sexual experience this year?
two messy pull outs after anal

Will you wrap up 2023 with any further punts?
probably a few

Punting resolution for 2024?
increase budget, cut down on quantity, increase quality.. aim for 3 unicorn punts 9.7+/10
find some new hot sugar babies on the side

Total different league in money spent - respect! 

[ulstersubbie]

Sinister here! So it's that time of the year again but in 2023!

UKP Wrapped 2023

How many punts have you had this year?


How much have you spent in 2023?


Furthest you travelled?


Top 3 punts(or massage, alternatives)


Worst punt?

5

I'd rather not say! 

Plymouth

Lady Sara Borgia/Mistress Vixen

Mistress Appleseed

[jamiekinkxxx]

5

I'd rather not say! 

Plymouth

Lady Sara Borgia/Mistress Vixen

Mistress Appleseed

Respect that Ulster 

[Cheshuk]

Total different league in money spent - respect! 

cheers Jamie.. its just the pursuit of extreme facial beauty doesn't come cheap. We all like different stuff dommes, pornstars etc cost more than gfe

theres serious money in this game at the top, doing my annual in a week skewing models expectations

I've got one mate who spends more than I do with exact same types, as pathetic as it is we frequently complain that a lot is look but can't afford to touch or touch infrequently

This article gives an idea of the top spending punters league and it's a pipe dream:

Nahas said: 'They can make up to $40,000 a night. Arabs are the most generous people in the world. If they like you, they will give you a lot of money.

'At Cannes, they carry money around in wads of 10,000 euros. To them, it's just like paper. They don't even like to count it. They'll just hand it to the girls without thinking.'

External Link/Members Only

sorry to derail, just replying

[bristolnick]

UKP Wrapped 2023

How many punts have you had this year?
80 approx (including seeking)

How much have you spent in 2023?
40-50k

Furthest you travelled?
London from nw

Top 3 punts
all seeking or agency, not reviewed

Worst punt?
a fair few toftting overweight catfishing milfs

What is the most bizarre/weird thing to go down in a punt or sexual experience this year?
two messy pull outs after anal

Will you wrap up 2023 with any further punts?
probably a few

Punting resolution for 2024?
increase budget, cut down on quantity, increase quality.. aim for 3 unicorn punts 9.7+/10
find some new hot sugar babies on the side

All had one of those messy anal sessions

[RandomGuy99]

worked out rough aim/budget

2k agency per month, the elite girls are min 3k, so will do 6 per year from that.. but top girls are way more so don't know what will come up
1.3k min seeking per month, 2 £500ppm arrangements plus dates
regular escorts min 1k per month

its actually shit, but if something is available I don't have the ability to say no to myself. Honestly last year I didn't realise the levels in this game, but the there some amazing girls for 5 figure sums, hope to find some doing black Friday deals/charity work 

Have you still got all your internal organs?

Not had to auction a kidney?

[Charliehutton]

So far, 72 punts with 66 different girls. By 'eck, it's a grand life, ain't it!

I'm a half hour man, so it probably tots up to somewhere between £5500 and £6000.

There have been some lovely Thai girls, but it's the Brazilians on the podium:

External Link/Members Only
External Link/Members Only ( now content only, but at least you can take a look)

And the Gold medal goes to: External Link/Members Only

What a marvellous hobby this is! Happy punting to all

[Cheshuk]

Have you still got all your internal organs?

an external one I can think of that might save me a few quid

[jamiekinkxxx]

So far, 72 punts with 66 different girls. By 'eck, it's a grand life, ain't it!

I'm a half hour man, so it probably tots up to somewhere between £5500 and £6000.

There have been some lovely Thai girls, but it's the Brazilians on the podium:

External Link/Members Only
External Link/Members Only ( now content only, but at least you can take a look)

And the Gold medal goes to: External Link/Members Only

What a marvellous hobby this is! Happy punting to all

Here Here! 

[jamiekinkxxx]

cheers Jamie.. its just the pursuit of extreme facial beauty doesn't come cheap. We all like different stuff dommes, pornstars etc cost more than gfe

theres serious money in this game at the top, doing my annual in a week skewing models expectations

I've got one mate who spends more than I do with exact same types, as pathetic as it is we frequently complain that a lot is look but can't afford to touch or touch infrequently

This article gives an idea of the top spending punters league and it's a pipe dream:

Nahas said: 'They can make up to $40,000 a night. Arabs are the most generous people in the world. If they like you, they will give you a lot of money.

'At Cannes, they carry money around in wads of 10,000 euros. To them, it's just like paper. They don't even like to count it. They'll just hand it to the girls without thinking.'

External Link/Members Only

sorry to derail, just replying

Indeed Chesh... it can be overwhelming, in my late 20's / early 30's I was like you, (not to same ££ (although way more than my £12k this year even with inflation taken in to account)) but totally get chasing that 'experience'  Good on you my friend, each to their own and as long as you aren't hurting anyone or jeopardising your future... go for it! 

[jamiekinkxxx]

an external one I can think of that might save me a few quid

 

[jamiekinkxxx]

In answer to CharlieHutton's (valid) observation:

my top 3 punts (or massage, alternatives) with links:

BDSM:
- My go-to kinkster playmate is always special - not on www so no link
- Adelina in Dusseldorf - External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only
- Miss Violett - External Link/Members Only

Escort:
- Arlis - no longer active but https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=369366.0
- Izzy - External Link/Members Only
- Camille - External Link/Members Only

[Charliehutton]

In answer to CharlieHutton's (valid) observation:

my top 3 punts (or massage, alternatives) with links:

BDSM:
- My go-to kinkster playmate is always special - not on www so no link
- Adelina in Dusseldorf - External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only
- Miss Violett - External Link/Members Only

Escort:
- Arlis - no longer active but https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=369366.0
- Izzy - External Link/Members Only
- Camille - External Link/Members Only

I don't speak a word of German, Jamie, but from what I can tell, if they'd had a few more like Adelina from Dusseldorf commanding tanks on the Russian front, they'd have won the war. Hats off to you

[Davey80]

Would it not be a more interesting thread if we included the links to our top three - still active - punts, so the rest of us can have a look?

I will be responding with mine, by the way, but it will take a while - and be a lot of fun - working out my top three.

Agree - I did that but took the lazy way out as they are all in my reviews.

[webpunter]

External Link/Members Only

sorry to derail, just replying

FAF
If only

Hidden Image/Members Only

[webpunter]

Would it not be a more interesting thread if we included the links to our top three - still active - punts, so the rest of us can have a look?

I will be responding with mine, by the way, but it will take a while - and be a lot of fun - working out my top three.

Well suggested Sir
Otherwise meaningless not worth the effort searching for the SP etc
Supposedly a picture is worth a thousand words etc so ideal when attached

Likewise fun working out top 3, a trip down mammary lane

Looking at last years thread it was a combination
- i like the look of her, 1st time seen her etc
- completely forgot about her
- looked at her, didn't give it any further consideration should revisit
- didnt realise that she had [whatever it is] in her 'locker'
etc etc

Maybe UKPers who have posted without links can reply to their own & add links

I'll have a ponder
Will wazz sumfink up before the YE

A pukka thread OP 

[Cheshuk]

Good on you my friend, each to their own and as long as you aren't hurting anyone or jeopardising your future

only ever pull out what's necessary for living and never touch assets

Indeed Chesh... it can be overwhelming, in my late 20's / early 30's I was like you, (not to same ££ (although way more than my £12k this year even with inflation taken in to account)) but totally get chasing that 'experience' 

Always a great attitude mate.. i've gleaned a lot from contributions of those with a lifetime punting experience here, hope to get to a point where I feel I've done what I want in this game 

[Cheshuk]

FAF
If only

Hidden Image/Members Only

yup 

[webpunter]

yup 

Me thinks she's within your budgetary constraints   

[Stevelondon]

I just can’t be arsed to count how many punts I’ve had.

But I did go so far as to check my piggy bank and there is still some change in it so no worries on that front. Actually there’s enough for a change of motor.
Or I could keep this one and have some fabulous punts throughout next year.
But hey. That’s only sex. Let’s face it. You gotta have the throb of that V8 under your foot…….. ain’t ya. 😂

[bossanova]

Zero punts so far but off to Thailand for Xmas so by year end a few! No idea what I'll spend but it'll be fun
Hoping to do more UK punts next year

[JontyR]

Thanks for the post OP. Its been interesting to reflect.


How many punts have you had this year?


I've done 5 reviews. But with with revisits and regulars I'm looking at about a dozen. 

How much have you spent in 2023?
Not sure, but I'm guessing about £1.6K

Furthest you travelled?
I focus more on time rather than distance ... about an hour.

Top 3 punts(or massage, alternatives)

I've been really fortunate this year in that almost all my punts have delivered what I wanted them to.

If pushed...Miss Ashton, Miss Lillith  and Victoria Tedesco. But my most visited is Sophia at Relax Centre in Erdington whose massage has been blissful and sustaining at times of physical pain and life stress.

Worst punt?
Haven't had anything I'd describe as a negative this year. But there is one review in which I stated that although positive I wouldn't rush to revisit. And I haven't.

What is the most bizarre/weird thing to go down in a punt or sexual experience this year?

Nothing bizarre really. Most startling though was, and I quote from my review, "she carried out what can only be described as an erotic assault on my cock working it hard with her mouth."

Will you wrap up 2023 with any further punts?
Hopefully, had the means and motive for a couple of months....but the opportunity. Ack!

Punting resolution for 2024?
Not so much a resolution, but I am sorely tempted by Gambia.

Punting resolution for 2023?
I'm going to slim down my hotlist. Refine it to some must sees and must do activities. And then get them done.

Failed spectacularly.

[HappyShopper82]

How many punts have you had this year?

4

How much have you spent in 2023?

£470

Furthest you travelled?

1.5hrs (for a bit/nuru massage)

Top 3 punts(or massage, alternatives)

'Kasy' 20yr old Rom (recent review)

Worst punt?

Probably Savanna X Miller (Lymm services). Curiousity got the better of me, not worth the price.

What is the most bizarre/weird thing to go down in a punt or sexual experience this year?

None

Will you wrap up 2023 with any further punts?

Doubtful

Punting resolution for 2024?

More of an aim than a resolution but I'd like to see if I can get a date with an escort outside of their working hours.

[Mr Sinister]

Would it not be a more interesting thread if we included the links to our top three - still active - punts, so the rest of us can have a look?

I will be responding with mine, by the way, but it will take a while - and be a lot of fun - working out my top three.

Sure if guys wants to put links in go ahead


UKP Wrapped 2023

How many punts have you had this year?


6, I've been too busy with civvies this year

How much have you spent in 2023?

£400 or so

Furthest you travelled?

Was in Spain earlier on in the year not for punting but I did smack some bundas while there

Top 3 punts(or massage, alternatives)

Nati - who I reviewed but disappeared it was good to have a big Hungarian batty again

Melissa - I reviewed she has ever changing links on VS, another big batty Hungarian I've seen a bunch of times

One Colombian in Barcelona, she was probably 40s but had a massive round soft bunda, she took a pounding like a champ no complaints.



Worst punt?

Luckily no bad punts this year

What is the most bizarre/weird thing to go down in a punt or sexual experience this year?

In Spain with this large chebbed gilf only wanted an oily TJ, halfway through she's saying how much of a nice dick I have and  insisting me to fuck her(doing this through Google translate  ).
Wasn't in the mood for it, in the end she gobbled me like crazy  took my load in her mouth and dribbled it down on her chebs.

External Link/Members Only

Found her

Punts in Spain had me all on edge/excited like old times especially going to some "dodgy" areas(daytime) only speaking limited Spanish


Will you wrap up 2023 with any further punts?

Traditionally I have a 'Christmas punt' to see out the year, but so busy ATM running out of time, plus WG are all going home I see, I might just go plow Angelina BBW for old times sake before she goes.


Punting resolution for 2024?
Wanting to travel to the source this year didn't get around to it, next year looking at a trip to South America for some big bundas

[Rock123]

How many punts have you had this year?

Can't say for certain but between  10-15

How much have you spent in 2023?

Around 1.5k


Furthest you travelled?

5 miles

Top 3 punts(or massage, alternatives)

Kat, Hannah Banks and Samira (saw her back in 2015 and was shocked to see her touring Cambridge in late July) - 3 SPs I've seen before.


Worst punt?

An SP I saw in April, her profile no longer on AW but I made a review.

What is the most bizarre/weird thing to go down in a punt or sexual experience this year?

Amelia May opening the door to her hotel room to me but then telling me to get out.


Will you wrap up 2023 with any further punts?

Not for the lack of trying, depends who will be touring my area.


Punting resolution for 2024?

I really want to try a nuru massage

[Southernbloke]

Just read your review on Amelia May did you ever hear any more from her. That was shocking!

[Rock123]

Just read your review on Amelia May did you ever hear any more from her. That was shocking!

I got an abusive text from her after she read my review so left well alone since then. She's the only one that's happened to me. So it's her problem, not mine.

[Igor]

UKP Wrapped 2023

How many punts have you had this year?
Somewhere between 80- 100


How much have you spent in 2023?
Somewhere between £26k - £30k


Furthest you travelled?
Driving 70 miles each way, regularly take the train then tube to London which takes up most of the day including the meeting.


Top 3 punts(or massage, alternatives)
Without looking back through my reviews Peachy and Hora at Diva stand out and Anya Bombshell in Colchester.


Worst punt?
This year I don't recall any really terrible, I think Ribena at Diva and Miss Chloe Cole in Harlow were disappointing.


What is the most bizarre/weird thing to go down in a punt or sexual experience this year?
Nothing unusual comes to mind.


Will you wrap up 2023 with any further punts?
Yes, all depends how busy I am at work but expect to revisit a few London ladies and a couple of newbies.


Punting resolution for 2024?
To punt as long as continuing to enjoy.

[Thephoenix]

First 6.... can't remember.
No 7 Squeeze one in?..... Hopefully.
No 8 Punting Resolution?....Make it to 2024 

[Orville23]

How many punts have you had this year? About 22

How much have you spent in 2023? About 4,000 pounds excluding travel

Furthest you travelled? 6,000 miles to Tokyo

Top 3 punts(or massage, alternatives) Fucking three Filipinos in Hong Kong; Mia in Shoreditch (review to add); Betty from Olina

Worst punt? A Manchester massage parlour punt.

What is the most bizarre/weird thing to go down in a punt or sexual experience this year? Getting a pedicure.

Will you wrap up 2023 with any further punts? Hopefully as want to fuck one in a Christmas themed outfit but not sure when I am getting the chance.

Punting resolution for 2024? Continue to work through my hotlists, revisit some of the best ones I've seen and get a few more new experiences out of the way. Maybe try to get back to Thailand.

[fudi_maar]

How many punts have you had this year? 4 in the UK, 1 HOD (reviewed here) and 3 TPC parties, and dozens in Colombia

How much have you spent in 2023? £480 for TPC, £120 for HOD, plus around £1,000 for 50+ girls in Colombia.

Furthest you travelled? 5,500 miles to Colombia

Top 3 punts(or massage, alternatives) All of them in Colombia. The level of service in the UK is so incredibly shit.

Worst punt? A guess it has to be my HOD review - I put it as 'neutral' cos I was being polite. The girl didn't like to kiss or give a BJ. That sums it up nicely.

What is the most bizarre/weird thing to go down in a punt or sexual experience this year? Nothing weird, and I like it like that.

Will you wrap up 2023 with any further punts? I may try another HOD girl.

Punting resolution for 2024? Going to Brazil in Jan, and hope to fuck at least 50 big-assed bitches in quick time. Then going to other SA countries to....er....well...fuck more bitches.

[SoapyTW]

How much have you spent in 2023?
40-50k

Furthest you travelled?
London from nw

5k on girls... 45k on off peak return train tickets

[FlaccidChimp]

Sinister here! So it's that time of the year again but in 2023!

UKP Wrapped 2023

How many punts have you had this year?

34

How much have you spent in 2023?
I don't know. Usually do up to £120 a session so on average £4k this year


Furthest you travelled?
around 15 miles


Top 3 punts(or massage, alternatives)
1 curvy Asian lady.


Worst punt?
Not exactly had a bad punt this year but one girl smelled of Body Odour when I went to see her.

What is the most bizarre/weird thing to go down in a punt or sexual experience this year?
I ate whipped cream of an SP's breast this year.


Will you wrap up 2023 with any further punts?
I plan to see the sp that gave me one of the best punts this year, as my Christmas present.

Punting resolution for 2024?
Find a good SP and make the most of her while she's there as they don't stay in the business forever.

[Geko12]

UKP Wrapped 2023

How many punts have you had this year?

10

How much have you spent in 2023?

£2250

Furthest you travelled?

Around 40 miles out

Top 3 punts(or massage, alternatives)

Sexy Laura-London
Platinum Cindy
Jess in croydon


Worst punt?

Lyla linz brazilliant

What is the most bizarre/weird thing to go down in a punt or sexual experience this year?

Morena sensual, the maid came in and started to rim and then join in the actual escort, so crazy.

Will you wrap up 2023 with any further punts?

Last punt today.

Punting resolution for 2024

Nothing and hope not to punt as want to get into a relationship