Been slack with my reviews, got a few to catch up with so here goes.

https://www.adultwork.com/5987545

Price
£90 for 30 mins.

Location
Residential Street in Kirkcaldy with lots of parking

Communications
No issue. Text and calls.

Provider
Friendly SP who looked to be in her 30's. 7/10 looks for me

Experience
SP was friendly and very experienced. Put me at ease immediately. We shared some nice FK, OWO and sex in a couple of positions. An overall nice experience which I would repeat if I am in the area again

Pro’s
Nice curvy body
Friendly
Good GFE

Con’s
Too chatty?

WBW

https://www.adultwork.com/4044377
https://www.adultwork.com/sexyyy%5Flaura

Cost £190/hr + 40 for A-Level

Location A small flat in a street of Marylebone 

Girl Laura is gorgeous petite Spanish bombshell with juicy butt and large enhanced tits. She looked amazing with make-up on, is chatty and accommodating.

Service
Met her around mid march and greeted with a smile and confirmed the service requested. Sorted out the paperwork and took a quick shower and a clean towel was provided.

Started with DFK while grabbing her juicy butt. Removed her bra off to reveal her massive heavy tits. Lovely pink nipples, but unfortunately they were quite sensitive as she mentioned she was gonna have her period in few days time. She then made me sit on the bed and started to dirty talk which was a turn on for me. More DFK, bit of roleplay followed with OWO. She really encourages to feel and grab her butt while she gives head and it was nice to see her sucking on the mirrors. I then proceeded with RO, but like all the previous reviews, I don't think she is a fan of this as she didn't get wet or gave any feedbacks.

Proceeded with missionary, cowgirl and doggy. She kept coming for DFK and ecouraged me to look at the mirror and feel her body which was a huge plus. She is quite tiny with short legs, so she kept reminding me to keep my legs closed while she was riding me. We then proceeded with Anal in doggy, missionary and prone bone. Her pussy is actually quite tight to the point I couldn't find much difference with her asshole in terms of tightness. Also, she likes to have the dick inside throughout anal, even while changing the position so it can get bit awkward. Nevertheless, I definitely enjoyed looking at my dick entering her juicy butt in prone bone position.

It was quite hot in the room, so both of us got quite sweaty but we continued with few more positions, DFK and oral after turning off the heater. I wanted to cum in her mouth, so I could cum while looking at her lovely green eyes. She happily obliged and took all my load while kneeling in the floor. She then went to bathroom to spit out and gave me wipes to clean my self.

I had about 15 minutes remaining, so we just started to chat and cuddle during those time. She also gave ma a back massage during that time.

Overall, I definitely enjoyed time with her and she is very professional in ensuring you get satisfied. She is really tight so anal might be obsolete for some as I really couldn't feel the difference with her

Pros
Gorgeous girl
Great body
Friendly

Cons
Enhanced Tits




 

Another week without release, and my balls were busting again … this time I was in Golders Green, and a local ‘quickie’ search on AW yielded Bella Seduction for a £40 suck-and-fuck. I was fully expecting this to be a Latina B&S walk-up operation, but cross-checking the AW ID on UKP yielded four previous reviews, all reassuringly confirming that the girl in the photos was the real deal …


Link:

https://www.adultwork.com/7383593 or https://www.adultwork.com/Bella+Seduction


Logistics:

I called the mobile, and a sweet and well-spoken maid answered … called me “Babe” several times … confirmed that a 15min price was indeed £40 … asked me to call back when at the postcode, even though I hadn’t specified a time (hinting at B&S thereafter). Easy.


Location:

The flat is an old mansion block, behind a parade of shops, accessed up a stairwell … it is thus discreet. It’s a 20min walk north of Golders Green tube station, but I parked on a side road freely inbetween controlled residents hours (10-11AM and 3-4PM).

The flat had three bedrooms (each with a WG) and a lounge area for the maid. There was a bathroom that I didn’t see/use.


Looks:

Now, this is interesting, ‘cos Bella is the indeed the WG in these AW photos …

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… and I ordinarily would’ve jumped at the chance to jump her, but I found myself in the extraordinary situation where Bella was one of three banging Brazilian babes, all smiling and swaying in push-up bras and G-strings in their doorframes … fuck me, thrice! If I had the stamina of my youth, I'd have P&D’d ‘em all one-by-one!

As happy as I was with Bella’s reality, I was drawn to ‘Lara’ … who stood 5’6” and Size 8 with rounded C-cups and a phat peach of an ass … flat stomach and narrow waist inbetween, making for a proper hourglass figure … as she turned in the doorframe, her perfect lil’ thigh gap caught my eye … but most of all her super-cute face drew me in, resembling a young Amanda Seyfried … just wow! Lara spoke basic English, enough to engage but not enough to converse. She said she was 20-years-old, which is eminently believable.


Services:

I was let in to the flat by the maid, who didn’t match her affable phone persona, but appeared sour-faced and moody, as she ordered me to stand in the hallway, while she knocked on three doors. Bella appeared first, as per AW photos, to my surprise and relief, and I started moving toward her, when the maid semi-shouted at me to “Wait!” … then Lara and another gorgeous WG appeared … I was then ordered to “Choose!” … Lara had me at ‘Hello’ (although she didn’t voice ‘Hello’)!

As Bella and the other WG ducked back into their rooms, I followed Lara into hers … but not before the maid, now expressing clearcut RBF,  demanded to know how long I wanted to stay, and then took £40 for my stated 15mins. In the sparse bedroom, I undressed and failed to engage much chat, as Bella quietly took out lube and condom packet from the bedside table … she then indicated for me to lie back.

I was already semi-erect due to her stunning face and form, as she sat by my right flank. She then started tugging at my semi, while I stroked her bare thighs and midriff … the tugging indicated her amateurishness, as she was essentially telescoping the skin of my shaft up-and-down, rather than stroking/wanking. In any case, I was soon erect enough for her to apply a rubber … even this showed her inexperience, as her fingers fumbled rolling down the condom.

As Lara then dropped into OW, this was an inept effort, as she bobbed up-and-down my cock, no deeper than mid-shaft (and I’m only 5.5”), and with no variation in suction or movement. After a minute or two of ineffectual OW, Lara pulled down her G-string (her bra stayed on), lubing up her pussy before we moved on to fucking.

I asked Lara to jump on in CG … her tightness felt divine … but her clumsy CG motion did little to excite me, not to mention the fact her tits were still wrapped up and she stared straight ahead at the wall, so I could even enjoy her other beautiful bits. I thus asked to move to doggy, and Lara obliged … now head-down and ass-up, she was a real sight … phat peachy perfection … I slipped in … tight … I started slow and rhythmic … rolling her cheeks round and round … tight … I ramped up my motion … holding her hips like handlebars … tight … I pounded her hard and fast … slappity-slap … no way to last with such a view and such a feel … I let go in the bag, deep, til I was done.

Pulling out, Lara pulled out tissues to hand to me … and then held out a plastic bag for me to pull off the filled condom and dispose. She did not offer the wet-wipes that were on the bedside table, so I had to ask for them … I cleaned up and dressed up silently, as Lara sat still half-naked on the bed, tapping on her mobile. She at least smiled “Bye”, as I left the bedroom … 13mins done ... the maid let me out, and closed the door behind me without even a look let alone a "Bye".


Conclusion:

Despite being goggle-eyed by her looks, Lara was heading toward an easy Negative during the punt, but I’ll give her a low Neutral, ‘cos the doggy climax with her was awesome and indeed something I would repeat for £40 … that said, who knows who will be on offer under Bella Seduction on any visit?

Maybe the initials are trying to tell us something … B S 

First time at AMs. 01278 434848.

Visited last month whilst travelling through Somerset.  Phoned to find out who was working, but none of the girls mentioned were on the website (I’d hoped Loulou would be available) and no details offered over phone.  Did get told I could walk if I didn’t fancy anyone though!  AMs is generally older women so I guessed that was the reason for saying this.

Parked at the pay and display on Barclay Street which is 2 mins walk, cheap and felt safe enough in the day.  Walked under the arch next to the delightful looking kebab house to get to the rear entrance which is less conspicuous.  (Website offers a discreet back door entrance which is always worth a grin).

Inside really friendly, got offered choice of two girls or wait for third, who then came down the stairs. Not great choice if I’m honest.  I do like sexy milfy look but they were a bit more m and a bit less ilf than I hoped.  However, chose Amy, who was reasonably pretty, about 5’2, round ass, wearing fishnet which I like, great ass, boobs ok ish.

In room, £60 for half an hour, plus £30 for OWO and CIM.  Amy talked a lot - Polish but been in the UK a long time, just had a break from working so needed to do a lot of shifts, told me she was 38 (about right), she was saving for a boob job as she’d lost weight and they’d shrunk etc.  She was actually good company, but if you don’t want to talk you’d struggle with her.

I asked about extending so I could cum twice, which she had to shout down to ask about, but then said to me let’s see how it goes.  She got me to strip and started sucking me straight away.  Good technique, wet mouth, mouth rather than hand.  She was laid on the bed and moved round and opened her legs and asked me to finger her, which was great.  She was clean, tight and sensitive, and came with my fingers in her.  I then came in her mouth, which she showed me before spitting into a tissue.  She then gave me a massage, talking all the time, then started sucking me again.  In the end I had to finish myself off into her mouth whilst she touched round my arse. She was delighted I’d cum twice bang on 30 mins.

Really good experience with Amy, would go back, but I’d not recommend her if you like big tits.  AMs generally is at the top of the age range for me too - late 30s into 40s based on what I saw.

https://www.adultwork.com/NICOLE+THAI or https://www.adultwork.com/7218673

Meet: April 2024

Duration: 30 mins for 100

Extras: CIM for 20

Location: Easy to find location in canary wharf, about 5 min walk form canary wharf station. Nice apartment in modern block, concierge in lobby but plenty of people coming and going so no issues with buzzing straight in.

Girl: it's her in her profile pictures, but she has put on weight. I met her about 1 year ago and she was slimmer back then. She has a few rolls on her belly. Dressed in a figure hugging dress with slippers (!). Her age in profile (25) is accurate.

Action: Took a shower and back into the room. tried to kiss as she has DFK on her likes list, but she turned away. Last time this was on offer from the start so I think she's getting a bit jaded. On the bed, she starts owo. Not especially deep, but felt good as she started slowly and mixed in lots of ball sucking/licking. This carried on for around 10 mins. I asked her to fuck. Started in mish and then into doggy. A few appreciative noises, but again, tried to kiss and she wasn't up for it. She seemed a bit tired/worn out and was just going through the motions. Wasn't going to cum like that, so back to more owo and ball sucking for another 10 mins or so and finished in her mouth. She took the load well, didnt rush and went to spit and clean up. As I was leaving she put her dress back on, so likely no shower between punts, but she was in the bathroom for a couple of mins so I think she washed up at the sink.

Rating: close between very low positive and neutral, however going with neutral as no kissing on offer, she's put on weight so not as attractive as before, and she was a bit detached and just going through the motions. On the plus side, I enjoyed her owo and CIM.

https://www.adultwork.com/7072131

Occurred back in December.

Booked her over the phone, she’s very slow with responding to texts. Tried to call her just before i was about to leave to confirm, got no answer so tried texting instead. Took a while for her to text back but she text back asking where i was and if i’ve left yet.

Told her that just left and will be there in 5 mins. Got no reply from her. Texted her when I arrived, no reply. Tried calling a couple times but no answer either so i just left.

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https://www.adultwork.com/6969899

Saw back in December, She moves around a lot but i caught her when she was in Birmingham.

Booked over text and then confirmed over the phone. The profile says to text her your age and ethnicity etc when trying to book so i was expecting an NBA, but all good. She was based in a hotel in the city centre, very close to the hotel i was in so was a quick walk to get to her. Was able to walk in, go straight to the elevators and then get to her room with no problems, no keycards required.

Her photos are accurate, thick BBW, big ass, big tits, slightly taller than average, facially not amazing. She’s very outgoing and talkative.

Paid £100 for 30 mins, 2 rounds, OWO included. Started off with OWO which was pretty good, slightly sloppy, good rhythm and could take it deep. Did a bit of face-fucking on her knees before we moved into doggy. Ass looked great in doggy but it was quite firm and not much jiggle or bounce to it. Ended up nutting whilst in doggy and then after a quick clean-up and some more OWO did cowgirl. Played with and sucked on her tits for a bit which she enjoyed, but she didn’t have much stamina so moved back into doggy until I finished.

Overall a strong positive for me, good service for what she charges and she’s very friendly and outgoing. I would return but she moves around way too much.

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https://www.adultwork.com/7259256

Saw her a couple months back when she was in Queensbury.

Booked over the phone and through text, good communication. Was based in a block of apartments near a Morrisons, not too far from Queensbury station.

Photos are accurate, though, maybe a little bit of weight gain since the earlier ones. Her videos will give you the best representation though. In short, she’s a BBW, mid height, huge ass (BBL + tummy tuck), big tits (not 100% sure if they are natural or not) and 3-4/10 facially. She’s friendly but seems very shy and she’s not very talkative.

£100 for 30 mins, 2 rounds + OWO included in the price. Started with OWO, which was decent, pretty standard but it did seem like she was trying her best to please. Moved into doggy, her ass is huge, she has a BBL, can tell from the two scars on each cheek, I’d also suspect a tummy tuck as her stomach is quite flat and her waist is quite small in relation to her hips and ass. Her ass doesn’t have an amazing shape but in doggy looked great and i didn’t expect it to be as wobbly as it was, it was bouncing all over the place in doggy which was great. She could take a pounding too, no complaints from her.

Ended up nutting in doggy and then after some more OWO and a new condom, we did reverse cowgirl and then normal cowgirl. She could ride dick pretty well and had good stamina for her size. Played with and sucked on her tits for a bit whilst in cowgirl, I’m conflicted on whether they are natural or not as they sit up pretty well and are quite firm but I didn’t see any scarring, but I wouldn’t rule it out since she’s had work done elsewhere.

Overall a mid positive for me, good value for what’s included in the price. I’d probably return.

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https://www.adultwork.com/5918695

Saw her back in March

Booked over the phone and by text. Was given a postcode but had to call her once I arrived so she could guide me to her apartment as she didn’t want to give out her full address. She was based in some student accommodation block in Wembley.

I’m not 100% sure if the pictures are her or not but if they are then she’s lost weight and had breast implants since. The most accurate photos in her gallery to what she currently looks like I’d say are the two where she is wearing the red lingerie and gown thing (will attach them to this review), but in short, she’s slim, short, breast implants and decent to average facially.

She’s quite friendly and chill, not very talkative. £100 for 30 mins, 1 round, OW. Didn’t go for OWO, if I remember correctly, OWO was listed as like £40 extra on her VS profile (which has disappeared at the time of writing this). Started with OW which was wasn’t amazing, just average, then doggy, noticed her kitty didn’t smell too great so switched to cowgirl until I finished.

Overall a weak neutral for me. Pretty lacklustre, borderline boring, bad hygiene, not worth the price honestly. Wouldn’t return.

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Strong positive for me. Been trying to see Sunny Thai and managed to do it. www.adultwork.com/7428994

Watford is not too far from St Albans and Hatfield. It is the same location where i saw Rennie thai.
Good communications by text and i sent a text to say outside door. Lovely woman just like the pictures. Shoes off and upstairs. Gave £80 for 30 minutes and she went to stash it away. Came back and we had some kisses with her mouth slightly open. She seems mid 20’s, size 8, slight tum and breast implants very good, 34B i think.

Nipples a little small and lovely as is her clean, shaven pussy. She kissed my nipples then, licked me all the way to my balls. She did a very good OWO and we followed with RO. She sat on me for cowgirl and it was a lovely sensation with kisses added too. a few more positions and still 15 minutes left. She did a nice firm back massage and used her breasts well when i flipped over. Finished on time with a few kisses for the road. I am sad as she will now be going to Portsmouth. I hope she comes to Hatfield or St Albans area one day.

Definitely the best Thai lady i have had for years. On par with Katie 69, Candy and Anya in Nottingham many years ago.

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https://www.olina-oriental-escort.com/asian-escort/fallyn/

I decided to have a change from HOD and dip my toe into the world of Olina and after reading some reviews on here, thought I'd give Fallyn a go.

Meet happened early Apr mid week just after lunch. I messaged Olina at the beginning  of the day to get availability and had a quick reply. Chose my desired time and received confirmation again quickly, 1hr for £150.

The apartment is located about 5mins walk from Bayswater tube and when I arrived at the postcode I was guided to the door following a short phone call. Nice large, functional room with a great shower with room enough for 2  .

Met at the door with Fallyn behind the door, greeted with a kiss and she asked me to remove shoes then follow her to the bedroom. She was wearing a gown which concealed her gorgeous figure hidden beneath sexy lingerie. Nice and small with lovely bits and not an each of fat on her. I reckon she's mid 20s? Facially attractive with a great attitude, I had hit gold!!

After a quick swig of mouthwash she joined me in the shower where the fun began. Lots of deep FK and hands everywhere. She appreciated the fact I had had a good shave of my arse and bollox. It was a good touch that she washes you down and gets soapy, following a wash of my cock, she took it deep in her mouth whist giving my ring a good poke.

We dried each other off and moved on to the bed. She started of with my cock in her mouth again, great technique. Then moved on to sucking my balls, massaging them with her tongue whilst in her gob. Then, the reason I had a good shave, legs up from me and in went her tongue, it's the first time I have received a good rimming and she didn't hold back. I was loving it as much as she seemed too!

After about 20mins of this it was her turn, getting a good licking of her pussy, sweet and clean, I don't think she was keen of fingers inside as they were gently moved and guided to her clit and told to be gentle. Then her legs went up and I tongue fucked her arse. Was great to hear her moans and clenching as she came.

On with the condom and into missionary, slow at first and then building up to help her cum again. It felt great but I still held off coming myself. She then asked what I wanted next and I suggested doggy to see her fab arse. Half expected, following reading reviews, she offered up her arsehole, and who could turn down an offer like that??!!  . A bit a lube applied and I was deep in her sphincter, boy she can take a pounding!! I felt the sap rising but I want to finish in her mouth.

Off with the condom and into her wet mouth I went and it wasn't long before I unloaded a weeks worth of cum into her pretty mouth. She wasn't quick to run, making sure she slurped up every drop she then exited to discreetly wash out her mouth.

A nice little cuddle and chat followed before I requested another soap down which was lovely.

Out the door with a smile on my face. I'll definitely return to Olina, much better than HOD IMO.

The only downside is now, a few days after shaving my arse and anal beard, my bum itches like crazy   

https://www.treatwell.co.uk/place/supatra-thai-spa/

Strangely I can't find their number on the above website.  Lots of car parking options nearby.

Previous Reviews :

January 2023 - https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=365958.msg3761481#msg3761481
October 2023 - https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=387350.msg3941988#msg3941988

Took place a while after New Year, Saturday afternoon.  Advantage of Saturday is Northampton gives two hours free parking.

Paid £45 for 60 minute massage but looking at their website seems they now charge £50/hour (They accept Card & Cash payment)

Up the stairs and into the room, she left me to get undressed and was soon back in the room I waited for her to come back before I lay down on the mattress.  I lay down, as I always do, with legs slightly apart.

She is quiet but good conversational English.  She has seen me before so knows I've seen Nana and Sunny.

Good makeup, and Napha looked pretty on the day.  Wearing black tee-shirt and black leggings - decent small bum on her.

She covered my bum and back with a towel and asked how I like my massage but although I said hard it was still quite soft.   Towel moved around ensuring my modesty is maintained.   100% professional massage with no accidental brushes etc. which surprised me given she knew I'd seen her colleagues.  Forty minutes into the massage and not a hint of anything however . . .

On the turnover i'm lying face up and no towel, Napha asks if I'd like anything else.   We agree £60 for naked brb and oral.

Watched her get undressed and then she lay down and allowed reverse oral [shaved pussy].  While Nana just lay there for me with no reaction, Napha really seemed to enjoy it and gave a very positive reaction.  Good actress or real, I'll not know but nice anyway.  Then on to the blowjob on me ending with her hand.  Didn't get the b2b experience but not unhappy with the result.

Of the three Napha definitely feels like the quietest/shyest. £105 total paid.  I doubt I'll see Nana again, but that said she does have a cracking body.

Based on experience my ratings are . . .
1. Sunny
2. Napha
3. Nana

https://www.adultwork.com/5501817

Review of meeting from last month

Ana has been on my Hit List for some time - Had a free afternoon, her light was on so pinged a text and she responded pretty quick and booking set up for early pm (Great Comms) - Agreed 1.5 hours £270

Parked at Post Code in Residential Road in Portsmouth and rang for with finer details of where her flat was.

Had a chat about what I wanted and straight in with decent BJ.  Moved onto missionary with plenty of dirty talk and encouragement.  Finished with a BJ / Wank combo.  Had a chat and round two was another decent BJ - lots of dirty talk which was requested by me and all good.

Nice genuine lady who knows what she's doing.  Pics are accurate and up to date, probably early 40's.

Left happy - so happy to give a positive from me.

https://www.adultwork.com/7682756

Location - SW5, Earls Court
Girl - 5ft5, Brazilian, Bleach Blonde hair, enhanced breasts, cleanish feet, thicc body and big bum
Cost - £200 for 1 Hour which included OWO, FK, DFK, RO and unprotected sex.

I saw Zaya few weeks ago, she used to have a maid/pimp mind her phone on a different number but I saw the number changed when I saw her AW profile. Originally had seen her on kommons but I am starting to not trust kommons profiles much nowadays. Anyway, I text the new number and I got more of a personal response.
The previous number was asking me my race, asking me to send a photo and video call which I declined.
We arrange a mid-week afternoon booking for 1 hour which was easier/discreet on the new number.

I arrive and was buzzed in.
Usual behind the door trick and she was wearing a black robe plus some pink underwear. The pictures are airbrushed and she is chubbier in real life. She was friendly but doesn't speak much english so we talk in portuguese.

Paperwork was sorted, no shower offered but I was freshly showered and she starts with OWO which was decent but she can't deep throat. It got a bit toothy the longer she went. She was fresh down below and RO she was responsive. I asked her for a condom but she said "You black guy, you don't need one with me". I got a bit caught up in the moment then just went for it. Maybe due to bad influence but I didn't think about the consequences.
I hadn't had bareback sex in a while so I came pretty fast but managed to pull out while coming to avoid ejaculating inside of her.
I felt a bit anxious afterwards but she was kissing me and trying to converse with me.
I decided to go home so I can shower and get myself tested. The punt was going well until I reminded myself that I am having unprotected sex with an escort. These things can happen unexpectedly so I just got myself tested and will be responsible for my own sexual health.



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So haven't punted for a while searched and found daisy looked decent  and she was available.
Comms very good agreed time and price which was one hour owo cim  £160.
Arrived at the location very easy to find parked around and the corner and walked up to the address.
Daisy opened the door and up we went to the room, she's hot nice face and and decent body with lovely pair of bangers. Sorted out the paper and we got down to business lots of kissing and touching.
She sucked me off which was very good and then we did 69, she had a decent pussy looked and tasted like peaches.
On went the Mac she rode me reverse cow girl and honestly she was tight and she made me bust my nut within 10 minutes!
She gave me a deep tissue massage for 15 minutes it was fucking amazing I needed that.
Then on to round two she started kissing me and sucked me off , she went down to edge of the bed and came in her mouth, had a shower and off I went.
Overall a solid 8 definitely would go back.

https://www.adultwork.com/6343631

 https://www.adultwork.com/6611644

Location - London, east region
Cost - £170/45 minutes with OWO included.
Girl - Short, 5ft4, chubby, big breasts, big round bum, belly fat, brownish dark hair and average face. Her current form makes the pictures on her profile look laughable. All at certain angles which create mystique but the reality is not as good. Think I built her up too much in my head.

Service - Was booked in to see her day before. No deposit requested and text confirmation.
On the day, I  was directed to a hotel I have not been to before which I was surprised about. I had to take a lift up to her floor and meet her close to the lift. She was texting me where to meet her in the hotel.
She meet me on her floor in a tracksuit.
Got inside handed the money and went for a shower. She got changed quickly into a blue playsuit then started with a massage.
No effort in the massage she gave me and she used this time to ask me questions like an icebreaker.
She asked me to massage her but I declined and told her to give me a blowjob instead. She didn't even have any baby oil or nothing so a massage was pointless.

The blowjob, she put lube on her hands and gave me a handjob for the shaft plus a blowjob for the head. She was not able to get any length in and she struggled for this part. Furthermore, she did not allow any RO, fingering, I didn't want to kiss her as I could smell smokers breath on her and I got a bit bored of sucking her breast as her skin was a bit dry.
The sex was limited to doggy, missionary and side spoon as she said that "she could not ride me due to her cervix being short meaning she will bleed on me" Her words not mine.
In doggy, she was not able to handle penetration at more than slow speed or more than shallow depth so it was very stop and start plus constantly asking her "Are you ok/all good?".
Due to her size and height, we found missionary position was better and she was able to use her toy on herself at the same time in the position.
The sex was a struggle and I think it came down to her general fitness levels. She was unable to make movements as you would expect and she got sweaty/tired very quickly. Think she is suited to someone who likes low intensity punts.

She said it is 1 time cum in bookings up to an hour, I did COB and she asked if she can take a picture of my dick on her breast with all the cum but she said she will not send me a copy of the picture so I did not allow her to take a picture of this.
At the end she mentions a few things which stuck with me:
1. Mia is actually a 34 year old single mother, not 28 years old advertised on her profile and she was born in Plaistow, E13 which is a very rough area.
2. Mia alerted me to some marks on her arms which she said was "not self harm marks but marks from being burned by her hair straightener" I never noticed them prior but it looked like scabs which are in the process of healing but they will leave permanent scars.
3. Mia took a dig at other british escorts quoting "Lot's of other British escorts are struggling at the minute [they give poor service], she doesn't like working with other girls as she doesn't trust other escorts and  I should book for a longer period next time (I won't).
4. She said she can't deep throat because she vomits when she does it.



Would I return?
No
Would I recommend?
No unless you are a submissive punter

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https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/barnsley-s75/100---no-rush-service/322750862

Details

Incall
30 minutes
£70

Pre meet

I had a spare few hours mid week, and I thought I would take a chance that the pictures were accurate, and I would be seeing a very attractive young Asian girl. The appointment was arranged by text, and the lady was prompt in replying with services, prices, and list of extras (DFK and OWO both £20), which I declined. I agreed a 30 minute appointment with a massage followed by full service.

Meeting

I arrived at the agreed time on the outskirts of Barnsley town centre and was given the house number when I let her know I was there. The lady that answered the door was attractive and greeted me with a kiss, but unfortunately she wasn't the girl in the pictures and aged 10-15 years older than the advertised age of 21. Form here on out is is going to be a negative, and maybe I should have walked, but I was horny as hell and the girl was still attractive and friendly, so I decided to stay.

I was ushered upstairs to the bedroom, removed my clothes and lay down on the bed ready for the massage. There was no real attempt at a proper massage, instead she just rubbed her breats on my back, licked ans kissed my ear and neck, and gave my back a little rub.

After I five minutes or so minutes of this I decided to instigate the main event and move things along, which she was obviously hoping for. Now the main event itself was pretty good. She was attractive, had a nice body and put effort into this, firstly giving me OW, and then climbing on top to ride me whilst giving the occasionally unexpected mouth kiss (very light FK). When I sensed she was getting a bit tired I moved us into missionary and put some work in. Again, this part was better than expected, as she maintained eye contact and pulled me in for the odd kiss. I could feel I was getting close, so then flipped her over and pounded away in doggy before filling the bag.

I was offered wipes and the use of the facilities afterwards, and there was a bit of chit chat. I found out that she had been in Barnsley for just over a week, far shorter than the profile had been up. This is obviously a shared profile with ever changing Asian girls there.

Rating

This is a negative for me. It was a bait an switch, and as a result I will not be returning.

Gloucester Road
250 for an hour
Happened a few weeks ago

Now and again I prefer an hour massage and happy-ending and always choose this company. I have been with a few ladies on their books and never had anything bar a great time.

Serena has a nice place in a well-known street 5 mins from Gloucester Road tube. it is a really nice flat with soft lighting.  Serena was so sexy and attentive. She was chatty and friendly from the off. She is short, super pretty and her body is all natural. Curvy with large soft breasts. An extra 50 to touch and squeeze.

It was a very erotic massage and, unlike most of the tantic massages I have had,  75% of the attention was on my cock and balls.

An hour of oily sliding all over me and a huge explosion at the end made it really memorable. In some ways better than an escort where I find I have less connection and it is over in half the time

Will return for sure

xxx Sweet Jessy xxx
https://www.adultwork.com/7652298
1 hr £ 130
Location Derby well know place for WG's
Parking on road, metered but very cheap

Contacted in morning as had the horn and fancied a good fuck, had seen her profile for some time and as she was available gave a quick txt just before 9am. By 10.05 was in and at it
Comms very good, her English is excellent.

Think she is a bit older than the stated 31 but arnt they all, also the photos show her a few pounds lighter, but she had a great body, nice tits, and firm thighs - she wasn't fat by any means

Gave a neutral as paid for the hour be was out by 10.50am

Very pleasant lass, good kissing. Said that oral was with as she was on antibiotics for a tooth issue. (Again another slight -ve)
She was very good at OW
Plenty of touching and feeling
Went down on her, and I think the is why things ended earlier than the 1hr, within a few mins had her coming, and kept it up for at least 15mins, poor lass was shattered, but had a very radiant smile.
Fucked in CG, mish and Doggy. Kept saying it was time for me to cum, said had over 20 mins left, but she said more like 10 (hence why not a +ve)
She got nice and wet
Pussy tasted great, plenty of enthusiasm.
Finished off by walking whilst fondling her tits, kissing and her cradling my balls
Cleaned up and out
All in all did what I wanted, she was a very nice lady, would I go back - not sure, there are others who dont kick you out the door.
Would I recommend, yes, she was a delight to have squirming on my face and cock

Gumtree advert 'Best massage in Northampton '
Date: February 2024
Cost: £60 - 1hour plus £30 HE. Total £90.
Phone number: 07379211519

Comms.
All done by what's app, price list sent seeming just legit but I'm sure I've seen something on here saying more was on offer but just can't seem to locate it now. Good instructions given to find location which is NN1 part of Northampton.
There's a side door next to a hair & beauty salon which your told to enter & go upstairs to 1st floor and knock on a certain door. I had parked a 5 minute walk away in a retail car park which was free for me because of the day/time I visited, reasonable hourly rates other times I believe.

Emma:
A good looking Romanian girl mid to late 20s I would guess. About 5' 5" or 5' 6", Blonde hair and probably a slim dress size 8-10. She was wearing black Tee shirt & black shorts.
Overall a good looking girl with very nice legs.

Meeting:
Went upstairs and knocked on door at the agreed time of appointment  - no answer.
Opened door which led into a reception room with desk, chairs, sort of beauty treatment chair & a few beauty products but no one there. Knocked on another door & Emma came out looking a bit surprised. She said she was running a bit late with her previous customer and could I wait 10 or 15minutes. She then asked me to go back out to the landing where there was another chair to wait because she had forgotten to lock the 1st door into the reception area.
Because I had got a look at her especially in her shorts I was ok to wait.
Note:
Lucky I didn't open the 2nd door as I might of walked in on one of you guys getting tugged off by Emma?
As the guy came out he turned right to go down the stairs & I'm sat slightly around the opposite side so you don't see each other. Not a problem for me as I don't live in Northampton but just thought I'd mention it as if you were sat in the reception area you would see each other!

There are pictures on Gumtree advert which show you the treatment room.
The girl in the Gumtree advert is not Emma. I would guess from the advert it could be Lilly the other therapist that works there as they do 4 hands massage too.

Emma invites me in apologising for the mix up, wait & showing me that she has definitely locked the main door this time.
Asked to undress, lay face down while she went out to the reception area to put my £60 away. It seemed like an age until she came back in, but probably about 5minutes. Asked me how I wanted the pressure to which I said firm swedish on my back & lighter relaxing on my front.
She then started on my feet & calfs. This is where the neutral comes in because this went on for a ridiculous length of time & I noticed she had sat herself down on a small chair with wheels whilst she was doing this!
I could of obviously said something but I tend to let massage therapist do what they want to a certain degree on my 1st visit, hoping not to spoil the atmosphere & hoping things improve as the hour progresses?
She then asked if the pressure was ok, so I lifted my head to have a look at the clock on the wall whilst saying it was fine. Saw that she had been doing my feet/calfs for at least 20minutes.
Finally moved onto my back, shoulders, upper thighs/hips & butt.
Forgot to mention that I was undraped & no towel in place from the start.
Her massage was ok once she got away from my feet, not the best I've had but certainly not the worst. I think she's probably had some training but she just came across as not particularly enthusiastic about what she was doing. She wasn't frightened to give my butt a good massage & got very close to my tackle when doing my inner thighs to the point of I felt som 'accidental' brushing of my sac, certainly enough to start getting me hard.

The massage picked up when she asked me to turn over. She continued the massage on my legs going very close to my now fully erect cock whilst doing my thighs. She then popped the question of did I want a HE ?
Obviously your not going to say no to a slim, good looking girl with really nice legs on show.
She poured some more heated oil on my cock and to start with she began really gently & slowly which felt absolutely great, I was thinking wow she's turned this massage around & I'm going to really enjoy getting tugged off by this good looking girl  - then all of a sudden she spoit it by going 100mph to bring me to a finish.
Helped me a little to clean up before going into a small bathroom to wash her hands. I asked her how much I owed her for the HE & she said £30.
Dressed up, a few pleasantries exchanged & I was off back to my car.
Quick check on the watch & Emma had given me the full 60min once she got started.

Summary

Positives:
She is a good looking girl with a nice slim figure & oh did I mention her lovely slim legs??
Good sized treatment room with a comfortable massage table.

Negatives:
Spent too much time wasted on my feet/calfs  - I think she done this so she could spend some of the hour seated , maybe she'd had a late night?
No shower  - I knew this before attending but the oil used really did have a very strong smell to it. I was fortunate that I could put my clothes straight into the washing machine when I got home. Be aware if your OH is around because you are not going to get away with it. Yes the oil was that strong of an odour!
£90 for a clothed HE is probably at the higher end of the going rate?

Going with a neutral mainly because I'm going to give her the benefit of the doubt and say I might have caught her on an off day? No excuse I know if I'm handing over £90 I hear a few of you say! But she did have great legs.....!

Question for other members...
Has anyone visited the other girl who is pictured in the Gumtree advert and I'm guessing is Lilly & does all the communications. Is her massage treatment better?
Thanks in advance.


Treatment room is a good size with a comfortable massage table

Saw EnglishMissMicha last week. She has a AW profile here.
Booked a half hour incall. Comms were organised and meet was easily arranged.

https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=4289071

Meet arranged via txt, address in Nottingham outskirts was a bit hard to find but she rang me and guided me to the door. Paid 120 for half an hour.
First impression was a little negative - she seemed to have a bit more weight than on profile photos, and house smelt a bit. I jumped in the shower to freshen up before getting down to action in the bedroom.
This is when I discovered she has a really positive attitude and is very enthusiastic. Lots of DFK, touching, and she gave an amazing BJ. Finished with sex in cowgirl, she has a nice tight pussy too. Really enthusiastic throughout and we ended up running over by at least 10 minutes.
Overall a strong positive.

First Review so if I miss anything, let me know.

https://birchplace.com/@ts_contessa

Met Contessa in Milton Keynes about a week ago, £120 for half an hour. Communication by text and no issues at all. Looks like her profile, nice body, fake tits, small cock which got hard no problem. She was very pleasant, very chatty, french kisses and enthusiastic when we got down to business. At one point she moved off the bed and bent over, hands against the wall and encouraged me to fuck her hard and told me to look at us in the mirrored wardrobe, giving me lots of eye contact and noises etc, which was a nice touch and didn't take me too long to cum after this. She didn't cum, don't know if she does, wasn't offered any extras.

Definitely recommend.

https://www.premium-escorts.com/british-chinese-newcastle-slim-escort.html

£70/30 mins

As normal with Premium, initial comms were good. They respond quickly to texts and give clear instructions.

The venue was a seafront apartment. I got the flat number and tried the front door but it was locked (with no bell). A quick text to Premium, who confirmed I was in the right place (a major relief) and said Cali would come down. Ten minutes later I’m still standing at the door like a suspicious-looking lemon! Eventually another resident let me in (thanks to another UKP member’s advice, I said I was waiting for ‘our lass’) and I went upstairs.

Cali opened the door in jeans (showing off her lovely bum) and top (sadly she didn’t take it off, so I never got to see her boobs). No, she wasn’t on her way down at all: she was waiting for me in the flat!

Money exchanged, she told me to undress and lie on the bed. She used her hands to get me hard, then on with condom for OW. Then climbed on top. Then doggy. I came far too early for my liking, but it was obvious that a second round was off the table.

Cali looks exactly as described - can’t fault her looks at all. But the whole punt seemed brusque, rushed and business-like. She later said she didn’t do GFE, but rather ‘fuck and go’, which is exactly what I received.

Afterwards, I toyed with giving this a negative. But I’m choosing neutral because some of the issues were nothing to do with her (eg door fiasco). And the others were more to do with me: I came too early so didn’t get a chance to enjoy the punt more, and it made me realise that most of my enjoyment is the fantasy that a beautiful woman WANTS to be with me. For someone who wants the service that Cali provides, I’d absolutely recommend her. Just not for me.

https://www.adultwork.com/6101781

Exceptional service from Ivana. Dressed as requested in nurses uniform and really delivered. Her body is exactly as pictured and if you like the fake pornstar look just the ticket. She has a routine but that didn't detract from our meet. Let her take the lead but then took over to fully explore her talents and body.

30mins @ £100. Usual location for ladies opposite Liverpool Station.

I saw this one first on VS:

https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/leeds-ls1/brooke-new-in-your-town-fun-time-english/324243771

and more or less dismissed it as probably too good to be true for the price, but then saw it on AW:

https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=7303041

plus noted a couple of reports on here.  This set me wondering as one was glowing the other negative.  But if the pix were accurate she was good looking with an ideal body type for me, so I decided to go for it.

Comms were fast and efficient, and led me on the day to a place Leeds punters are clearly familiar with, a pile of scaffolding off Wellington St.  I rarely punt in Leeds because I'm from here, and always concerned that there's a family member or colleague about to pop up.  As mentioned in the other threads, parking is dire so I chose public transport which was quicker and cheaper than parking.

Text directions led me through a button box controlled door, was buzzed in and arrived at the flat.  Knocked and was let in.  All efficient.

Brooke was behind the door and greeted me in a very friendly and quite loud manner, but was smiley and set me at ease straight away.  Not much need for a description as she's exactly as depicted, even wearing the same maroon coloured thing she has on in the pix. She's no more than size 6, about 5' 5'' and her age is probably about accurate. Based on some of the (rather unkind) comments I'd read I was on the alert for signs of drug use or weird behaviour, but there were none.  She is indeed very skinny, with a very handsome face that could have been stunning 10 or 15 years ago.  Only downside was that she could have taken better care of her teeth over the years, but that was it.  Handed over £70 for 30 mins.

A bit of light kissing and she was straight into owo, which was so good I seriously thought of just laying there and let it happen, but as we were only ten minutes in I decided to pause, cover up and go for a session of gymnastics before returning for an owo/cim finish, which I hadn't discussed with her but felt it was defo on the cards.

So into mish first, and remarked to myself how tight she felt, and nicely lubed up, which might even have been natural.  Changed position a couple of times and this was so good as well that I eventually just flipped her back to mish and came in the bag.   Had a cuddle and a no-rush chat during clean-up and dressing, during which she was very (probably too much) forthcoming about her private life.  I had been offered a shower both before and after but didn't need either.  So I returned to the street after the full 30 mins and was quite happy.  I found her likeable, if a bit over talkative, attractive and excellent at her job, and wouldn't hesitate to return.