Eye Spy Book of Whores

[fbarge]

I used to complete Eye Spy Books - this draft is the start of the Eye Spy Whores

100 Points - Free punt!
100 Points - Hermaphodite
100 Points 3 foot tall, Flat head (to rest your pint on) , No teeth - AKA The Perfect Woman
50 points Dwarf / Midget
50 points Propping Her Gut Up when Going Down on her
30 Points Hairy Armpits
30 points Disabled - Limb Missing
25 Points - Red Indian / Western Isles Gaelic Speaker
15 Point Shaven Head
15 Points Ginger / Grey
10 Points Blonde / Brunette
5   Points

-10 Points - Tooth Missing

[getsbettereverytime]

you mean like buzz-word bingo for AW bookings? (or AW bingo-wings if you have chosen badly!).

[getsbettereverytime]

I used to complete Eye Spy Books - this draft is the start of the Eye Spy Whores


30 points Disabled - Limb Missing
15 Point Shaven Head
15 Points Ginger / Grey
10 Points Blonde / Brunette
5   Points
-10 Points - Tooth Missing

how would i score from this eve's meeting then?

Only partly disabled (Well she made a good attempt at running away, that was before I used her crutch to knock her back onto the bed, only one limb was in plaster, she must have known she could never out run me in my new carbon fibre wheel chair).
Shaven head - Well only one side a far as I noticed was shaved (I'm calling it the ugly Sinead O'conner side) the other side was ok (for a refugee).
Ginger Grey hair - this one worries me, I'm sure she had a Scottish accent ( when I offered to take her for dinner she asked if we could go to Greggs), but said she was 25, however in my night vision goggles her hair looked more grey than ginge?!)

Should I ask the agency for a refund based on your score thingy?
(The thing is I kind of enjoyed it, and I don't want to piss off the agency, now they know what I really like they will probably start charging me premium for 100+ escorts.... what should I do?

[GreyDave]

   I did a proper 3 nippled girl in Soho a few years ago with 3real good 2inch dia areolas (3rd was towards middle on her left breast ) fantasic shag for 20 quid

Also done Camel toe and "Mad as a box of frogs Steroid girl Karrina " both have 2inch clits almost small dicks ....

Therefore I claim my 500 points on each and get the badge

[Happylad]

I once did a three breasted girl, but when I went back for a second go she only had two breasts; I asked what had happened to the third, and she said
                    "You don`t get to suck a boil like that every day matey!"