Punting is a shit hobby sometimes - know the feeling?

[mrpeterman]

So as I was owed some hours from work I booked a half day and organised a punt with binaka in Birmingham this morning.

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I took her advice and parked on the bullring as I quote 'it's a 3 min walk" turned on my google maps only to be told it's a 13 min walk, and could I find her apartment, could I fuck! I texted her got no reply on 10 mins later on another number she texts me back, anyway comedy ensues with me rambling up and down her street yet I couldn't find her apartment block, she then cancels on me ( fair enough by now I had missed my slot)

Jumped on my phone and aw hotlist and fired off texts to 3 brum girls only to be told no vacancies, similar further afield and Paris lamour Isla Brooke's also unavailable

I just knew in my balls any 'toftt' would be shit so left for home, gutted and a wasted morning

What a shit hobby this is when fate convenes against you

In summary no punt not for want of planning, trying but poor execution on my behalf

[bod666]

At least you went away with your hard earned still in your pocket. The worst feeling is when you're walking away from an awful punt and you realise how much money you've wasted.

[Jay-Jay]

Jeez.....one of her profile pics shows she's a world champion shoplifter of trainers!

Jay

[The Vicar of Dibley]

What a shit hobby this is when fate convenes against you

In summary no punt not for want of planning, trying but poor execution on my behalf

Had a similar day to yourself. Sorted out a punt yesterday evening. A couple of AW emails back a forwards. Asked to confirm this morning. I confirmed by text. No reply. I rang. No reply.
Rang a couple of others on my hotlist. No answer.

[YorkshireLad]

I find it is always a good idea to have at least 1 regular who you can count on if you need a plan B

[Thechaser]

At least you went away with your hard earned still in your pocket. The worst feeling is when you're walking away from an awful punt and you realise how much money you've wasted.

+1

Hate that fucking feeling!

[Spunky34]

At least you went away with your hard earned still in your pocket. The worst feeling is when you're walking away from an awful punt and you realise how much money you've wasted.

100% agree with this. 

[claretandblue]

Agreed, at times its superb but at others its very shit, sharing the negative experiences on here is my way of putting them behind me!

[purple_t]

At least you went away with your hard earned still in your pocket. The worst feeling is when you're walking away from an awful punt and you realise how much money you've wasted.

Yeah that's definitely worse.
Still annoying when you book a day off work and a prossie fucks you about and / or cancels last minute, but it's all a part of the game I suppose.

[Fk0607]

At least you went away with your hard earned still in your pocket. The worst feeling is when you're walking away from an awful punt and you realise how much money you've wasted.

hate it when that happens!

[rovingman]

At least you went away with your hard earned still in your pocket. The worst feeling is when you're walking away from an awful punt and you realise how much money you've wasted.

That's the worst feeling... agreed....

I thought from the topic subject you were going to say you wasted money punting.... not that you spent your time off saving money and getting free exercise 

[Turtle Z]

Yes, I had a really shit punt with a regular today, only she's no longer a regular. Plus she's reduced her rate but charged me her old rate of £110 rather than the £100 on her profile. 

[Marmalade]

Great it like a casino. Set aside x amount of effort and cash. Throw your time and effort where it takes your fancy. The times you lose just say to yourself, that's the game, I didn't want to fuck her anyway. It's a game. No guarantees. Thank fuck we don't live in America where people are not free just to enjoy themselves.

[Knobhead]

This is the thing when you try aw girls without many positive reviews. Feel you.

[The_Don]

Punting is a shit hobby sometimes - know the feeling?

That Punting:

is wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross. But it's not for the timid 

Jeez.....one of her profile pics shows she's a world champion shoplifter of trainers!

Jay

May be that one of the ways, she spends the money from punters.

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I've seen better profile pictures (poor marketing)

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[TheNewSeeker]

What a bummer. But yeah wish I had not been able to find my last punt's flat. £100 down the pan

[webpunter]

Well spotted.  I missed the 2nd pic.  I'm trying to work out which 'real pic' is the most recent.  Judging by the no. of shoes i'd say the 1st.  If the other way round then maybe OP has had a lucky escape.  Can you imagine her going home for good & rocking up @ the airport with her collection in bags.  RyanAir would have a melt-down.  And then realize how much they would be getting in £ for baggage fees    I do like the occasional 'trout pout'

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[JamesKW]

This is one of the reasons I have been doing parties for a long time,it always goes ahead,you don't have to phone up just turn up on the night.There is a choice of ten girls at least half are regular so you know what service to expect and the other half are newbies so there is always some surprises.You get a range of nationalities and ages,if you have one bad experience there will always be other good ones on the night so I never come away unsatisfied.

[od13218]

This is one of the reasons I have been doing parties for a long time,it always goes ahead,you don't have to phone up just turn up on the night.There is a choice of ten girls at least half are regular so you know what service to expect and the other half are newbies so there is always some surprises.You get a range of nationalities and ages,if you have one bad experience there will always be other good ones on the night so I never come away unsatisfied.

Never done one- but on my list for 2017!

[rovingman]

This is one of the reasons I have been doing parties for a long time,it always goes ahead,you don't have to phone up just turn up on the night.There is a choice of ten girls at least half are regular so you know what service to expect and the other half are newbies so there is always some surprises.You get a range of nationalities and ages,if you have one bad experience there will always be other good ones on the night so I never come away unsatisfied.

How are these parties found??

[webpunter]

On the notice board at your kids school, assuming you have em go have a look   

How are these parties found??

[Home Alone]

How are these parties found??

Depends which part of the country you're in, rovingman.  Try the initials L A P C ; or, if you're in the Northwest of England, try sheridansofsalford 

Not that I've been to either, I hasten to add.

[rovingman]

Depends which part of the country you're in, rovingman.  Try the initials L A P C ; or, if you're in the Northwest of England, try sheridansofsalford 

Not that I've been to either, I hasten to add.

I'll give sheridans a try - thanks.. :-)

[webpunter]

Especially if you like older burds / bigger units

I'll give sheridans a try - thanks.. :-)

[Punchdrunk]

So as I was owed some hours from work I booked a half day and organised a punt with binaka in Birmingham this morning.

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I took her advice and parked on the bullring as I quote 'it's a 3 min walk" turned on my google maps only to be told it's a 13 min walk, and could I find her apartment, could I fuck! I texted her got no reply on 10 mins later on another number she texts me back, anyway comedy ensues with me rambling up and down her street yet I couldn't find her apartment block, she then cancels on me ( fair enough by now I had missed my slot)

Jumped on my phone and aw hotlist and fired off texts to 3 brum girls only to be told no vacancies, similar further afield and Paris lamour Isla Brooke's also unavailable

I just knew in my balls any 'toftt' would be shit so left for home, gutted and a wasted morning

What a shit hobby this is when fate convenes against you

In summary no punt not for want of planning, trying but poor execution on my behalf

that's a win mate, I normally feel like that when my balls win out and I have a shit punt

[Keema]

I'll give sheridans a try - thanks.. :-)

Named after Tommy?

Anyway as for being a shit hobby - true that. Despite the tens of thousand girls across the UK and the hundreds of thousands of guys punting or 'researching' punting - where's our Punter's Weekly in Sainsbury's? We're all doing it, there's more of us shagging than fly fishing, playing with toy trains or clogging up our country lanes with feckin caravans put together. Punting is normal, its the rest that are in denial.

[Yorkshireman1234]

Can be a very frustrating hobby especially when you pay good money and wish you'd nit bothered
The Romanians are best for providing this experience although if you find a good one it makes you selectively forget about all the bad ones !

[The Vicar of Dibley]

I find it is always a good idea to have at least 1 regular who you can count on if you need a plan B

I thought I did have. Turned out she has gone to Great Yarmouth 

[The Vicar of Dibley]

On the notice board at your kids school, assuming you have em go have a look   

Couldn't find any at my kids school. I asked a teacher and a few mums in the playground but no luck. To top it all off someone has now put dogs shit through my letter box. 

[bod666]

Another example is where you have a regular you really want to shag who should be available on the day / time you want but then leaves you hanging because she can't get out of bed - And by the time she does wake up and tell you she can't make it you've run out of any other options. Ah well... mrs palm and her five little daughters it is again...

[glenmere]

It seems to be a double edged sword a dreadful punt with a bored looking gal who wasn't the gal in the pic but you have not walked as you need a release, ending up back in the car 15 mins later having wasted £60 - or the perfect punt with an amazing gal who you fall for the sex seems great and she looks as though she enjoyed it - you end up back in the car £60 lighter and sad as you know that it may never be repeated and thats what you are missing!

What a ray of light I am!!! - anyway back to AW for the next!

[house music dave]

Booked an outcall for 3pm today, had to reschedule but wouldn't have bothered had I not called. Come the rescheduled time of 6, she's a no show therefore a time waster in my book, it's happened twice now.

What is a man to do? Three schools of thought for the disabled punter.

1) Give it up - too hard to do out calls/accessible premises
2) I should feel lucky for even getting any
3) forget the bitches, it's their loss, move on

HMD

[PleadInsanity]

No3 HMD.

[Home Alone]

No. 3, and a Negative FR, explaining why, Dave?

Specially if she was one who put that she "Liked" Disabled clients on her Profile page.

[mrpeterman]

Even shitter if you get something off a towel !!

[JamesKW]

How are these parties found??

I go to LAPC which has been plenty reviewed on here (which I don't need to add to) I like it, but it is a real marmite experience.

[bigboobz]

Is that really her 

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[Horizontal pleasures]

I find it is always a good idea to have at least 1 regular who you can count on if you need a plan B

yep, been there done that yesterday but it was plan D