Flights out of London early morning arrived lunchtime couldn't check into our hotel so went for a walk around Berlin wouldn't recommend it personally
Arrived at Artemis a little approx 3pm, apprehensive at first. The building is huge and like most say its off a main road but doesn't look seedy just reminds me of a casino out of town
Receptionist was good gave us a robe and some basic instructions. Asked if we wanted to buy alcohol tokens which are €10 each for a beer or poor quality spirits.
My personal option on arriving in the daytime is to enjoy the spa area, the bar was pretty empty of other gents but the daytime girls are there ready to jump on you and its extremely smokey environment, headed to the downstairs spa area and it took us maybe an hour to settle in and fend off the girls as the not so attractive ones work hard to get you to come upstairs.
As i knew we was there all day and after speaking to a nice german guy who said the evening will be better with more girls. i took the time to sauna and then chill by the pool.
The evening time was a big improvement the later the night got the more the place filled up.
Buffet food was average felt like a staff dinner room was swiftly in and out
of the 3 ladies i went upstairs with the first being a brunette fun and good to chat too rom that i took me upstairs got clean towns and only asked not to touch her tits to hard, knew my first pop wouldnt be too long as all day id been watching these hotties walk around.
second was her amazing hot blond tall skinny friend (rom( but i almost knew she would be a nightmare but a few beers in and the looks of this women with her hair and body and almost stuck up mood was hot so upstairs again same as before €70 she soon started moaning it was too hard and to slow down standard rom service but i was a little tipsy and just carried on and popped. she had a face like funder after
lots of banter in the bar and a bottle of fizz and we didn't wanna keep buying their horrible spirits and the beer wasn't great.
friend had what we referred to as "the german" he almost fell in love and she had great banter and real natural with us so me the german and my friend took her upstairs and spit roasted her she was absolutely brilliant laughing and enjoying it at the same time
unfortunately the other friend we had almost got scammed by some columbian bird so wasn't ready to leave. The girl was sat chatting with him in the bar for a good hour and when they went upstairs she acted like his GF and tried to quote him €1700 for 4 hours and everything he soon got up and dressed and said this isn't what I'm looking for etc. I must say the security took his side and said please tell us who as this isn't how we operate, as 4 hours isn't even €1700 so she is scamming. The German girl from earlier also overheard and helped him and said she has gone similar before so kudos to Artemis for there professional approach.
likely missed out loads of details but feel free to ask me any questions