Broaching the subject with a girl you think might be a SP

[v3cqjdpi]

I'm a delivery driver. The other day I delivered to a girl, and everything about her and the place had "WG" written all over it. Dropped the delivery with her, went on my way and had a quick check of AW and Viva to see if there were any profiles like hers (I didn't find any).

Now I would like to try my luck. There wouldn't be a problem making another delivery to her address, so I'd have a legitimate reason to knock on the door- but any advice as to how I can ask if she'd accept money for me to have my way with her?

[Keema]

And let us know how easy you found getting to the job centre after she reports you.

You'll need to be subtle af, maybe next she'll open the door next time dressed in her undies so you can give her a knowing smile. And if she's getting books or a dvd, you could say you hope it has a happy ending.

What was it that convince you she's a SP - delivering a St Andrew's Cross, fluffy towels, job lots of condoms?

[daviemac]

I'm a delivery driver.

Are you sure you are old enough to drive.   

I think you getting sacked or arrested might be the least of your problems if her BF / partner / husband comes out.

[Strawberry]

If she is she is likely to consider you to be indiscreet, privacy risk.

Why not find someone who is not on your round?

[Drayki]

As Del Boy says.. what a 24carrot plonker you really are

[Jerk Chicken]

Another numpty national lockdown thread... keep em coming chaps 

[Payyourwaymate]

Go for it...let us know how it goes please  .

[Redpunter]

Someone have an ambulance at the ready 

[pythondan]

Wrap your todger in £20 notes and poke it through her letterbox. If she is a WG she will peel them off and go to work on it.

If she isn't the outcome may be different.

Make sure you write a review!

[Adoniron]

Do you think it may just be wishful thinking on your part? If she's an SP she will advertise herself as such and you will be able to find her on some platform or other.

[Moby Dick]

If she lets you walk in whilst hiding behind the door wearing heels, stockings and suspenders then simply ask her how much for an hour.
Otherwise keep your mouth shut. She ain’t going to appreciate any sort of discussion like that on her doorstep.

[LLPunting]

Never beat  around the bush.

Livestream it.

IG your firing by text.

For pt 2 be sure to stream the cops knocking you up for solicitation and sexual haraassment.

[MilleMiglia]

My turn to go and wake up the Big Billy Goat, I think.

[OakTree]

I'm a delivery driver. The other day I delivered to a girl, and everything about her and the place had "WG" written all over it. Dropped the delivery with her, went on my way and had a quick check of AW and Viva to see if there were any profiles like hers (I didn't find any).

Now I would like to try my luck. There wouldn't be a problem making another delivery to her address, so I'd have a legitimate reason to knock on the door- but any advice as to how I can ask if she'd accept money for me to have my way with her?

I take it she hid behind the door as she opened it and was wearing hold ups and heels? 

You're living in dream world mate.

[Doc Holliday]

I'm a delivery driver. The other day I delivered to a girl, and everything about her and the place had "WG" written all over it. Dropped the delivery with her, went on my way and had a quick check of AW and Viva to see if there were any profiles like hers (I didn't find any).

Now I would like to try my luck. There wouldn't be a problem making another delivery to her address, so I'd have a legitimate reason to knock on the door- but any advice as to how I can ask if she'd accept money for me to have my way with her?

Some sexual psychologists refer to this as the 'Robin Askwith Syndrome'

[ik8133]

I'm a delivery driver. The other day I delivered to a girl, and everything about her and the place had "WG" written all over it. Dropped the delivery with her, went on my way and had a quick check of AW and Viva to see if there were any profiles like hers (I didn't find any).

Now I would like to try my luck. There wouldn't be a problem making another delivery to her address, so I'd have a legitimate reason to knock on the door- but any advice as to how I can ask if she'd accept money for me to have my way with her?

Just man up, knock on her door and ask her, what could possibly go wrong? 

[LilithNoir]

I'm a delivery driver. The other day I delivered to a girl, and everything about her and the place had "WG" written all over it. Dropped the delivery with her, went on my way and had a quick check of AW and Viva to see if there were any profiles like hers (I didn't find any).

Now I would like to try my luck. There wouldn't be a problem making another delivery to her address, so I'd have a legitimate reason to knock on the door- but any advice as to how I can ask if she'd accept money for me to have my way with her?

1) What do you mean by “her place had WG written all over it”? Did she have suction dildos all over the walls?

2) She will likely consider you a privacy risk and be freaked out you’d want to book her having seen her full name on the parcels and reject the booking.. I know I would.

3) If she is or isn’t, do you wanna risk being reported and lose your job? In this climate...?

[Anadin]

Your situation is utter madness, assuming any of it is true. That being said its an interesting subject. I've been encountering loads of suspected WGs on IG and notice that they often follow each other. Some are out and some might just be mates but I think they're all 'colleagues'. I don't have the money for their 'high class' rates anyway but if I did I've wondered what the strategy is to secure an appointment, especially when they're all off to Dubai. 

[marc_hotsteppa]

I'm a delivery driver. The other day I delivered to a girl, and everything about her and the place had "WG" written all over it. Dropped the delivery with her, went on my way and had a quick check of AW and Viva to see if there were any profiles like hers (I didn't find any).

Now I would like to try my luck. There wouldn't be a problem making another delivery to her address, so I'd have a legitimate reason to knock on the door- but any advice as to how I can ask if she'd accept money for me to have my way with her?

The bit in bold is really stalker-ish as how do you know she will order again whatever she's ordered already?

[Shearer1955]

another adolescent posting nonsense .. ignore

[daviemac]

The OP should stick to throwing fragile parcels over people's fences.

[Moby Dick]

The OP should stick to throwing fragile parcels over people's fences.

Surprised he is even thinking about it.
Most white van men “just do it” without any thought.

[Hotpocket]

Yeah go for it, just be forward and say sex for money,  whats the worst that could happen   

[myothernameis]

I'm a delivery driver.

What company do you work for

[myothernameis]

Yeah go for it, just be forward and say sex for money,  whats the worst that could happen   

The delivery driver meets the boy friend 

[Moby Dick]

The bit in bold is really stalker-ish as how do you know she will order again whatever she's ordered already?

Everyone knows WGs  are always ordering Shoes, handbags, Botox fillers, condoms, wet wipes, take-away junk food.
Hardly rocket science 

[MilleMiglia]

Some sexual psychologists refer to this as the 'Robin Askwith Syndrome'

Ayy LMAO!!!

[Hobbit]

Now I know why so many parcels go missing.  I thought it was illegal to employ minors to work let alone drive.

My advice would be to wait till you grow up and then ask her out on a date. By then she would have retired and you may have a chance.

[myothernameis]

Some sexual psychologists refer to this as the 'Robin Askwith Syndrome'

Op scratches his head and asks, who is Robin Askwith 

[ToggyD]

1) What do you mean by “her place had WG written all over it”? Did she have suction dildos all over the walls?

2) She will likely consider you a privacy risk and be freaked out you’d want to book her having seen her full name on the parcels and reject the booking.. I know I would.

3) If she is or isn’t, do you wanna risk being reported and lose your job? In this climate...?

Too right mate! The whole post is weird...even if she is a working girl why do you think she’d see you off the bat like that?

[Hobbit]

Too right mate! The whole post is weird...even if she is a working girl why do you think she’d see you off the bat like that?

If he offers the right amount of money then she may. Everyone has their price.

[myothernameis]

any advice as to how I can ask if she'd accept money for me to have my way with her?

When I'm spending £100 on a WG every 2-3 months it's not that significant.

You need to give her at least £200, and while you seeing escorts, how about posting some reviews of them on here

[ToggyD]

If he offers the right amount of money then she may. Everyone has their price.

As someone else said it’s stalker-ish. I would argue any working girl happy to provide their services to a total random at their door who hasn’t seen what the girl provides or doesn’t provide, (and as someone said he would of seen her real name too) doesn’t really have many standards.

[Moby Dick]

1) What do you mean by “her place had WG written all over it”? Did she have suction dildos all over the walls?

He actually said “her and the place”

Unless she insisted he had a shower before bringing in the “package” I doubt he would have seen the bins overflowing with used condoms, towels drying on every radiator, chair, any and every surface, not to mention the costumes, whips and spreader hanging on the back of the door. But none of this means she fucks for money. Maybe she actually enjoys it 

More likely to be something about her, answering the door in skimpy outfits or maybe this:

Hidden Image/Members Only

[Hobbit]

As someone else said it’s stalker-ish. I would argue any working girl happy to provide their services to a total random at their door who hasn’t seen what the girl provides or doesn’t provide, (and as someone said he would of seen her real name too) doesn’t really have many standards.

Let's just hope he delivers her parcels, otherwise, she'll be short of a dildo or two. 

[Blackpool Rock]

What company do you work for

My guess is Parcel Farce 

[daviemac]

You need to give her at least £200, and while you seeing escorts, how about posting some reviews of them on here

How about you give it a rest, this OP only joined yesterday and the last one you were getting on to about posting reviews had only been a member for a week.

You need to take a look in the mirror before you criticise others, you only have the sum total of 5 reviews and you've been a member for 7 years, your last review was almost 3 1/2 years ago.

We are trying to give help and guidance to the new members and we don't need non contributors like you giving them grief. Put your own house in order and you start posting some reviews, if you actually punt that is.

[Punterperson1971]

I'm a delivery driver. The other day I delivered to a girl, and everything about her and the place had "WG" written all over it. Dropped the delivery with her, went on my way and had a quick check of AW and Viva to see if there were any profiles like hers (I didn't find any).

Now I would like to try my luck. There wouldn't be a problem making another delivery to her address, so I'd have a legitimate reason to knock on the door- but any advice as to how I can ask if she'd accept money for me to have my way with her?

Did he really just post this shite,schools are closed no wonder 

[myothernameis]

How about you give it a rest

I apologize, and wont comment on this thread anymore, but what about other members posting constantly

[Rick2468]

I have a throwaway instagram account that I use to follow a few models that I find attractive. One model I follow is a curvy woman with the Barbie look and huge breast that look natural and she is probably my favourite. A lot of her photos are taken inside hotel rooms which did make me wonder if she was a working girl. I did think for a second about messaging her as I don't know her in real life but didn't as it would have been a totally dick-move on my part. If she was a WG I would have seen her on adultwork or other. I wonder if she has another job and stays in hotels or even lives in a hotel for some reason.

[daviemac]

I apologize, and wont comment on this thread anymore, but what about other members posting constantly

I'm not telling you to stop posting on threads, I'm telling you to stop telling new members they should be posting reviews. It just sticks out a bit when when a member with a review count of 5 tells someone that's only been a member for 2 hours they should be posting reviews.

By all means comment on the perceived folly of him starting this thread but why drag a comment from his second post on another one here.

If it gives you some kind of satisfaction to tell others they should post reviews at least do it on the thread relevant to that.

Having said that feel free to point out any other instances of members telling newbies they should be posting reviews.

[willie loman]

I find that spotting a wg , makes her more attractive, but the op should move on, plenty  more girls out there, punting in a works van, and uniform might not be a good idea, with nosey neighbours.

[TimeBandit]

I'm a delivery driver. The other day I delivered to a girl, and everything about her and the place had "WG" written all over it. Dropped the delivery with her, went on my way and had a quick check of AW and Viva to see if there were any profiles like hers (I didn't find any).

Now I would like to try my luck. There wouldn't be a problem making another delivery to her address, so I'd have a legitimate reason to knock on the door- but any advice as to how I can ask if she'd accept money for me to have my way with her?

Unless you definitely find her on AW or similar, don't do anything that might end up with you jobless and possibly in court. If you want a punt with a WG then find a real, certified one.

I'm saying this under the possibly mistaken assumption that this is a genuine enquiry and not some wind up. If you are genuine, then do not go to this girl and offer her money for sex, if you are wrong the consequences could be very bad for you.

[TimeBandit]

I have a throwaway instagram account that I use to follow a few models that I find attractive. One model I follow is a curvy woman with the Barbie look and huge breast that look natural and she is probably my favourite. A lot of her photos are taken inside hotel rooms which did make me wonder if she was a working girl. I did think for a second about messaging her as I don't know her in real life but didn't as it would have been a totally dick-move on my part. If she was a WG I would have seen her on adultwork or other. I wonder if she has another job and stays in hotels or even lives in a hotel for some reason.

Or more likely they simply hire upmarket hotel rooms for photo shoots.

[willie loman]

Some sexual psychologists refer to this as the 'Robin Askwith Syndrome'

very good, i am a bit worried that you knew his name, i had to google,  him, always thought dave beckham could have made a living in that sort of film.

[v3cqjdpi]

Cheers Davy, I've been a lurker here for ages and I've seen what tosspots some can be. Nice to see the registrations open and rest assured I will post a review or two soon.

Oh, and for those accusing me of being an adolescent virgin, I'm amazed that you've come to that conclusion after reading only 1 post of mine. Well done Sherlock fucking
Holmes.

Oh and thank you also to the one respondent who gave a vaguely sensible answer, in that if she complains to the police I'll be done for. Looks like I'll just have to find my fix via the more conventional ways.

And what makes me think she was a WG? I've seen enough WGs to get that feel about a place/girl.

[daviemac]

Cheers Davy, I've been a lurker here for ages and I've seen what tosspots some can be. Nice to see the registrations open and rest assured I will post a review or two soon.

Oh, and for those accusing me of being an adolescent virgin, I'm amazed that you've come to that conclusion after reading only 1 post of mine. Well done Sherlock fucking
Holmes.

Oh and thank you also to the one respondent who gave a vaguely sensible answer, in that if she complains to the police I'll be done for. Looks like I'll just have to find my fix via the more conventional ways.

And what makes me think she was a WG? I've seen enough WGs to get that feel about a place/girl.

I'm not sure who you are referring to in your first line but I don't know what you expected the reaction would be to this as a first post, though if you've been lurking for as long as you say you should have known. Think about it, you're looking for advice on how to approach a stranger during the course of your employment to ask if they are a prostitute.

[FLYING BLUE]

I'm a delivery driver. The other day I delivered to a girl, and everything about her and the place had "WG" written all over it. Dropped the delivery with her, went on my way and had a quick check of AW and Viva to see if there were any profiles like hers (I didn't find any).

Now I would like to try my luck. There wouldn't be a problem making another delivery to her address, so I'd have a legitimate reason to knock on the door- but any advice as to how I can ask if she'd accept money for me to have my way with her?
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[Moby Dick]

Oh and thank you also to the one respondent who gave a vaguely sensible answer, in that if she complains to the police I'll be done for. Looks like I'll just have to find my fix via the more conventional ways.

Couldn’t find anything sensible about your question. I assumed it was a wind up. Are you really so dumb?
I saw several sensible answers explaining why you shouldn’t proposition a stranger (even though you may know her name by reading the parcel) on her doorstep asking to have sex for money in possible earshot of her neighbours.

[ToggyD]

I'm not sure who you are referring to in your first line but I don't know what you expected the reaction would be to this as a first post, though if you've been lurking for as long as you say you should have known. Think about it, you're looking for advice on how to approach a stranger during the course of your employment to ask if they are a prostitute.

Just occurred to me and whilst in the middle of a pandemic