I love SAAFE

[Wiltsboy01]

Just saw this on SAAFE:

Re: kissing WGs and advice on putting you of for the ones who don't like it:

I find the best way to deflect the bad kissers/bad breath guys from kissing me is to mention how much I 'adore' being kissed elsewhere, like boobs, neck etc. They then spend the rest of the booking trying to kiss me there instead thinking they are propelling me into ecstasy.. 

'Fuck off babycakes' I find is the best way to deflect pro$$ies who forget who the customer is.

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only  (is my guess for this amateur psychologist)

[AnthG]

I find the best way to deflect the bad kissers/bad breath guys from kissing me is to mention how much I 'adore' being kissed elsewhere, like boobs, neck etc. They then spend the rest of the booking trying to kiss me there instead thinking they are propelling me into ecstasy.. 

To be honest I think that will only be the new guys to this hobby who will fall for this.

And the best bit of advice to them would be, ignore everything a prostitute says that she likes to do during a booking. As it will usually be a trick and likely something that is easy and involves her doing as little work as possible for the money. -- I.e read the doggy stlye thread, or any thread on back rubs to get an idea of what I am meaning by that.

[Lz-129]

You pays your money for what you want not what a prossie suggests...

[rnrn636]

Just saw this on SAAFE:

Re: kissing WGs and advice on putting you of for the ones who don't like it:

I find the best way to deflect the bad kissers/bad breath guys from kissing me is to mention how much I 'adore' being kissed elsewhere, like boobs, neck etc. They then spend the rest of the booking trying to kiss me there instead thinking they are propelling me into ecstasy.. 

'Fuck off babycakes' I find is the best way to deflect pro$$ies who forget who the customer is.

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only  (is my guess for this amateur psychologist)

just read her fluffy feedback on aw. What a load of loved up shite.

I dont expect her to fall on love with me or even enjoy me unloading 5 days worth down her throat  but she should remember who is upping her wages from 7 quid an hour in a tesco till lady type job to the sort she is earning from us.

Not in my area but blacklisted anyway

[dilettante]

Not as good as this one, ROFLMAO:

Ok so i had my very first client last night. With an agency. It was an outcall.

Now heres the embarrasing part.......i've never had sex before  :o i mean i've done everything else, just not all the way. I figured it would be no big deal & it wouldn't be a problem when i did it for the 1st time with a client.

Well stupid stupid me because it sure as hell was a problem. It was so painful that i had to ask him to stop. He could barely get in there as it was. Thank the high heavens he thought it was a problem on his end, and he suggested we try something else. Phew. He even tipped for his "inconvenience". Well lucky stars.

I know you must be wondering why the hellll i would become an escort if Ive never had sex before. I've been with guys before, but it just never ended up going that far. Guess i never thought twice about it. Ugh. Idiot.  :FF

I haven't had too much trouble YET....i just take my grand old time wih CBJ, offer a massage, or try to get some DATY.

but that won't work for long. what should i do?!? :-X

Like I said, it reads just like the "Pathetic Sharks" ...

[LL]

I wonder if any punters have infiltrated saafe by pretending to be WGs and giving advice to actual WGs.  For example, you could have one on there saying something like, "Swallowing cum is the best thing ever for your skin, so when a guy shoots a load in your mouth, don't waste it". 

[Daffodil]

To be honest I think that will only be the new guys to this hobby who will fall for this.

And the best bit of advice to them would be, ignore everything a prostitute says that she likes to do during a booking. As it will usually be a trick and likely something that is easy and involves her doing as little work as possible for the money. -- I.e read the doggy stlye thread, or any thread on back rubs to get an idea of what I am meaning by that.

Yep, bang on. The sooner fluffies start to realise this the better.

[Festisio]

I read SAAFE a lot.  I find it fascinating to see it from the other side.

That Pink-Princess prossie strikes me as a massive cunt.  I'd love to find her profile on AW just to see if she looks as bad as I picture her in my mind.  Gobby, opinionated, basic services, short, fat, thinks she's god's gift.  Bet she is a shit shag.

In fact most of the whores on there come across as massively unappealing just from the content of their posts.  It also seems to have a distinctly higher number of prossies who offer limited services compared to the escort field in general.  I guess the dusty phone brigade tend to gravitate to internet forums because they don't have much work to keep them busy.

Some of our resident prossies post on there too, I expect it's them who tip off other prossies when a thread is started on here about other hookers on there.

[AnthG]

Some of our resident prossies post on there too, I expect it's them who tip off other prossies when a thread is started on here about other hookers on there.

Highly doubt it. This forums is watched like hawks by many who email, PM each other at any mention.

The thing I am curious about now the subject has been brought up. Has any WG ever been banned from Saafe. As in if she went on there saying you know that is disgraceful, treat your clients right to all these types of threads like the one quoted. What would happen to her. Would she get dived on, would she get banned, or would they try and justify it.

As to be honest I really would like to hear the justifications girls come out with for shoddy service on their own home territory and not just in response to negative reviews.

[dilettante]

Just thank God Nik's not like the redoutable Amy, that tetchy matron with frilly knickers and a whip who'll pounce in short order on anysoever of the convent-girls-turned-bad under her charge who've the temerity to QUOTE FROM ANOTHER FORUM, or anything as risqué as that ... 

[CatBBW]

As long as you guys aren't droolers/halitosis monsters, then you have nowt to worry about 

If a prozzie who advertises kissing starts to point out where she would prefer to be kissed, just ask if she has any breath mints. Either she'll think you're being thoughtful or that she herself has bad breath. EIther way, problem should be solved 

Droolers can be pretty gross though. It's like being ingested by an excited slug.

[rnrn636]

No kissing = shit punt

I know from personal life compliments that I am a good kisser so prossies trying to avoid me should try find another way to pay their bills 

WG advertising kissing then dont do it is one of the biggest things that annoy me. ( along withthose that try to end 60 paid for minutes early)

[Wiltsboy01]

Droolers can be pretty gross though. It's like being ingested by an excited slug.

I wish I could find a WG who was a drooly slurpy kisser.

Would happily pay pretty dollar for an hour in her

[CatBBW]

No kissing = shit punt

I know from personal life compliments that I am a good kisser so prossies trying to avoid me should try find another way to pay their bills 

WG advertising kissing then dont do it is one of the biggest things that annoy me. ( along withthose that try to end 60 paid for minutes early)

Exactly - that's why I said you should ask if she had any breath mints if she tries to avoid kissing. Make a point of it.

[yantob27]

I read SAAFE a lot.  I find it fascinating to see it from the other side.

That Pink-Princess prossie strikes me as a massive cunt.  I'd love to find her profile on AW just to see if she looks as bad as I picture her in my mind.  Gobby, opinionated, basic services, short, fat, thinks she's god's gift.  Bet she is a shit shag.

I agree, I'd love to know who she is just to make sure I never booked her (which is unlikely because she claims to be short with big tits and that's absolutely what I avoid). She's just started a thread on there bleating about how she'd like to charge 200 an hour for her upcoming london tour.  They are, of course, all supporting her in this endeavour and telling even more outrageous stories about the rates they would like to charge if their phones ever rang.

[Cornish sub]

I've just found out who she (Pink Princess) is on AW. Sorry, can't do links with only having mobile internet, but she's K_E_N_D_R_A She gave herself away on a new SAAFE thread she started about charging £200 an hour in London. In that thread she says she has 250 feedbacks on AW, then goes on to give her body stats. So I went on the Scottish Escorts page, clicked on the one with 250 feedbacks, et voila, there she was.

[Daffodil]

I've just found out who she (Pink Princess) is on AW. Sorry, can't do links with only having mobile internet, but she's K_E_N_D_R_A She gave herself away on a new SAAFE thread she started about charging £200 an hour in London. In that thread she says she has 250 feedbacks on AW, then goes on to give her body stats. So I went on the Scottish Escorts page, clicked on the one with 250 feedbacks, et voila, there she was.

Good sleuthing, sir 

[Daffodil]

I've just found out who she (Pink Princess) is on AW. Sorry, can't do links with only having mobile internet, but she's K_E_N_D_R_A She gave herself away on a new SAAFE thread she started about charging £200 an hour in London. In that thread she says she has 250 feedbacks on AW, then goes on to give her body stats. So I went on the Scottish Escorts page, clicked on the one with 250 feedbacks, et voila, there she was.

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

 

[Cornish sub]

Good sleuthing, sir 

Cheers Daffodil. Maybe with my new found colour (color) powers, I should've said K_E_N_D_R_A

[Festisio]

Good detective work.  Guess I was wrong about the being fat bit.

[Wiltsboy01]

Cheers Daffodil. Maybe with my new found colour (color) powers, I should've said K_E_N_D_R_A

Sweet job

NOW we will see if the coven read UKP.  Yes indeedy.

[Wiltsboy01]

Interesting:

Thanks ladies, I really appreciate your input. If I am going to be in London for 5 days I hope to make at least �2,500 cause my target on tour is �500 a day

[NIK]

Let's hope the cunts never get any business again! 

Anyway who would want to kiss such ugly bitches.   

[Festisio]

Looks like she has a fan in this guy External Link/Members Only

[Daffodil]

Looks like she has a fan in this guy External Link/Members Only

Is that your pseudonym? 

[Festisio]

Busted.

Looks like her regular visits her every Monday to give her a massage and pay £130 for the privilege.

[berksboy]

  Good spot there , £200 per hr and crap pics that show nowt !   And for fun see this one

    External Link/Members Only

   She cant even fook !

[yantob27]

Awaits howls of rage from SAAFE 

Excellent sleuthing.

[Ali Katt]

  Good spot there , £200 per hr and crap pics that show nowt !   And for fun see this one

    External Link/Members Only

   She cant even fook !

Shit facebook-style pictures are no go, I wouldn't even bother picking up the phone to make a booking.

[Cornish sub]

crap pics that show nowt !

Have to agree with you on that one. As a fan of enhanced tits, I was really disappointed there weren't any pics of her 34FFs.

[berksboy]

OPPS  just seen the 2rd part of my post is well out of date as dilletante got there well before me but a hooker who cant fook is worth 2 looks !

[Cornish sub]

External Link/Members Only

All I get when I click on this is the SAAFE page with a database error message. I'm getting the same thing when trying to get on the SAAFE site the normal way too. Seems a bit coincidental that it's happening after I found Pink Princess's AW page. Anyone else having the same problem?

[berksboy]

saafe give up on me about 20min ago , so just a net thing ?

[Cornish sub]

saafe give up on me about 20min ago , so just a net thing ?

Or maybe they've locked the page to anyone who's not a member after reading this thread. Or maybe I'm paranoid.

[Wiltsboy01]

Or maybe they've locked the page to anyone who's not a member after reading this thread. Or maybe I'm paranoid.

That's my guess.  You can see some stuff but not the forum.  Looked at it from a few IP addresses and still can't see it.

Oops.  Golden Goose for lunch anyone?

[CatBBW]

I'm a member and it's in "Maintenance Mode" for me. I can't see anything apart from a page that says they're upgrading the forums.

Looks like it's going to be down until 6pm tomorrow (Sunday).

Bedtime! Clocks have just gone back! *waves*

[Wiltsboy01]

I'm a member and it's in "Maintenance Mode" for me. I can't see anything apart from a page that says they're upgrading the forums.

Sweet

[Cornish sub]

I'm a member and it's in "Maintenance Mode" for me. I can't see anything apart from a page that says they're upgrading the forums.

Looks like it's going to be down until 6pm tomorrow (Sunday).

Ah, yes, just checked and got the same. Phew, I can put my paranoia away till another time.

[theotherside]

Haha this is funny. I love that punters are reading the saafe boards to see what we are up to just as I read these boards for the same reasons! Well I feel less of a weirdo now! (not that much less!) Thanks for reminding me not to put too much info in my posts! 

[Cornish sub]

Hello theotherside. It's a pity, though, that we're not allowed to contribute to the SAAFE forum like you and your fellow escorts are to this one. I'm sure that we could make positive contributions to it, just like you do to this one. There've been quite a few threads on there where an escort's asked for advice on something or other and, in my opinion, could've benefitted from a punter's input, especially where she's seeking advice specifically about punters in one way or another.

[theotherside]

I see what you mean but I think the whole thing about saafe is its for escorts by escorts. It would change the dynamic if punters were on there too. It's there for more support and and advice and if the girls want advice from punters then there are plenty of places to get it. If punters were on there then it would be no different from this forum or %%% and what is the point of that?

Thanks for the welcome I've actually been reading for a fair while (market research and curiosity mainly) but dont post unless I actually have something to say haha

[Lz-129]

There's always 2 sides to every story and that's why I guess saafe ultimately fails

There's no one to dispute anything so any old bull could be wrote and everyone agrees! What sort of forum is that

[Wiltsboy01]

There's always 2 sides to every story and that's why I guess saafe ultimately fails

There's no one to dispute anything so any old bull could be wrote and everyone agrees! What sort of forum is that

I agree - how many other (successful) customer and client relationships work like that?

Oh yeah especially where a WG says she's quiet or is new and uncertain.  I would see her every time - rather than some WG who is being banged bandy by all comers.

[Cornish sub]

I see what you mean but I think the whole thing about saafe is its for escorts by escorts.

I take your point, but equally, UKP is for punters by punters but escorts are allowed to comment on our posts. Some don't like that fact, but I for one welcome the points of view of those from the other side (and by the other side I mean escorts in general, not you in particular) if they help us with any questions raised in the particular thread being discussed. So although I know it will never happen, I think SAAFE, or more to the point, escorts, could benefit from punters' points of view on lots of the topics raised. That's just my thoughts on it, I'm sure most will disagree.

[Wiltsboy01]

How would SAAFE know if you went on under deep cover and posted your way up playing the long game?

You know, register, lurk, post replies only in a low-key way that sort of thing.  When established you could begin to get your (our) viewpoint across.

If you go on as 'dave fucks em hard' and say pro$$ies are all shit then you're bound to get busted.

[Cornish sub]

How would SAAFE know if you went on under deep cover and posted your way up playing the long game?

I'm sure that would work, yes. But for one, I sometimes read a thread that I want to dive straight in and comment on, so that's the long game option out. And for another thing, pretending to be one of the sisterhood would make it difficult to comment from a bloke's point of view without it being obvious I actually AM a bloke.

[Wiltsboy01]

I'm sure that would work, yes. But for one, I sometimes read a thread that I want to dive straight in and comment on, so that's the long game option out. And for another thing, pretending to be one of the sisterhood would make it difficult to comment from a bloke's point of view without it being obvious I actually AM a bloke.

Nah it would be easy. If you have a sister or a girlfriend you know how girls think. 

Just post as in 'my boyfriend used to like it when...' or 'I'm not a guy but it sounds to me like..' use a bit of imagination based on the girls in your life. Piece of piss.

[theotherside]

I'm sure people do that anyway this is the internet everything has to be taken with a pinch of salt!

I mean this is our trade how many trades people do you know who ask advice about how to run their business from there customers and learn the tricks of the trade by speaking to customers.

I use saafe for advice (which has always kept me in good stead) about my safety, the business side and to support others that needs someone in the same boat to talk to. I dont think it would do its job well if there were punters on there saying things like "without us you would be working in a supermarket for £7 an hour" attitude that you get here.

This site I use for "market research" basically what not to do with clients (because you are more likely to see annoyances on here then anything else) . Simples. Alot of girls avoid this forum because they see it as being derogatory just as some punters feel saafe is derogatory against punters. I just think if you are reading a forum and it is making you angry then you should probably stop reading it. You are not going to change anything about that forum and you are just sat at home being offended which seems like a waste of time in my eyes.

[Ali Katt]

I mean this is our trade how many trades people do you know who ask advice about how to run their business from there customers and learn the tricks of the trade by speaking to customers.

Loads most mainstream businesses have feedback forms and market research that does just that.

The adultwork feedback and reports on here and other sites are useful, if the WG learns from it and improves her service. If a comment is "didn't even smile when she opened the door" - that is a valid complaint given that most men pay at least £100 for an hour. Yet, the reply is often some petty shit like "mouth smell like shit and he had a little willy".

[overhead]

I'm sure people do that anyway this is the internet everything has to be taken with a pinch of salt!

I mean this is our trade how many trades people do you know who ask advice about how to run their business from there customers and learn the tricks of the trade by speaking to customers.

I use saafe for advice (which has always kept me in good stead) about my safety, the business side and to support others that needs someone in the same boat to talk to. I dont think it would do its job well if there were punters on there saying things like "without us you would be working in a supermarket for £7 an hour" attitude that you get here.

I agree. I don't think it would be appropriate for clients/punters to post on saafe. That would detract from the purpose of the site, and quite honestly I am suspicious of what the 'male' providers say on there in any case. The providers do face more threats to their safety than their customers do. It's different on this forum because some of the more user friendly providers who post on here do sometimes mention some valid points. And those that don't soon get swept aside. Any punters who posted on saafe would only cause aggro and be ignored anyway.

As it is I learn quite a lot from reading saafe. The very low regard most of the providers have for their clients; how incredibly stupid some of them are; and how incredibly stupid some of the punters are. The how not to book an escort thread is worth reading all on it's own. It also helps one appreciate the hazards they face and the time wasting that goes on. I think what punters face is overall much worse, and we get ripped off far more, but it does help to understand why so many providers get so awkward and shitty.