Barbara_Goldilocks - Shadwell

[Captain Slow]

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Location: Shadwell

Price: £150 for 1 hour

Services: OWO, anal, fisting, doggy style and missionary

I saw Barbara a couple of weeks ago and made the booking via text and email which was straight forward, quick and easy. She's based roughly 5 minutes from Shadwell tube station in an apartment building. The instructions to get to her place and her room were poor and she would only communicate through text which was annoying especially  since it was so cold and how conspicuous it looked with me standing around texting her back and forth.

I made my way to her room and she did the usual trick of hiding behind the door and I was greeted by the woman in the photos but the photos are from a few years ago and slightly touched up, and she's put on a bit of weight since they were taken. She asked for the payment and offered a shower which I took but before I could hop in she spent a good 5 or so minutes talking about her morning dealing with the gas man and talking about her utility bills! Having read other reports on here I was prepared to have my ear chewed off but I was still taken a back by how much she can talk.

Once out of the shower I joined her on the bed and she started kissing my body, nibbling my ears and nipples and worked her way down to some decent OWO which was mixed with some good ball licking/sucking. I asked her to remove her black dress and I played with and licked her breasts and nipples for a bit and admired her ginger landing strip down below. After 5-10 minutes I was ready to cum on her face but she finished me off by hand and I ended up mostly cumming on myself.

After a quick clean up we (or rather her) had a chat. This time it's about our travels, her tattoos, work etc and boy can she talk. She can talk till the cows home. While she's talking I'm watchful of the time and start tugging myself to get ready for round 2 and once ready decide to try some anal. On with the johnny, we get into doggy and she guides me in to her bum (I don't recall her using any lube). As I'm pumping away I notice the smell of poo wafting it's way up and I try to ignore it and power on but I can't ignore it and I'm beginning to lose my hard on so I ask her to switch to missionary. She replaces the condom and gets on her back and starts playing with herself as I pump away. The sight of her breasts jiggling with each thrust was a delight but my mood was ruined by the earlier smell. Once round 2 was over I only had about 10 minutes remaining and I was wary of her being a chatterbox so I asked if we could try some fisting and she was more than happy to do so. She lubed my hand and guided me in and I slowly pushed my hand in further until I was up to my wrist inside her and to be honest it wasn't really my cup of tea and after a few minutes I was done and showered up and got changed. Before I left she chatted some more (this time about food) and checked through her peephole to make sure the coast was clear before opening the door to allow me to leave.

In conclusion this was a negative experience for me due the smell of shit during anal, lack of facial and the constant nattering and the whole thing has put me off anal for the time being at the very least.

[MrMatrix]

Unlucky Capatain S. I saw her in 2014 as I'd never fisted any one at the time. Clearly her English has improved   I didn't have any smell but its happened in the past with others and yes it is off putting big time. From what I understand sometimes it just cant be helped.
Thanks for the review and better luck next time

[king tarzan]

Bloody hell.. bad one... yukzz..

[peter purves]

Chat-slovakia ey?? 

Sorry to hear mate  but a very well written review

[BB1988]

I’m sorry, for your experience but I do always take anema before  Booking so I’m always 100% clean, but in end of the day we are just humans.. all my photos are regularly changed and the are max few months old (see other feedbacks)

[VladtheImpaleHer]

A good punt Barbara. Never tried the fisting. I don't think I could stomach it (pardon the pun)!! One negative from when I met her last year was her hygiene. It was a very hot day. But she didn't smell like she'd had a shower so didn't smell fresh for our meet!!

[a_test_person]

I'm afraid I have an outstanding negative to give her from one of my last punts about 6/7 months ago. I've taken a punting sabbatical for various reasons and also have a couple of unreviewed ones.

I had a similar experience. Had trouble getting her to shut the fuck up and she smelt of ass. I wasn't even trying anal, it was pungent just when she opened her legs. Gross. I believe she had just arrived by plane that morning.

[BB1988]

I'm afraid I have an outstanding negative to give her from one of my last punts about 6/7 months ago. I've taken a punting sabbatical for various reasons and also have a couple of unreviewed ones.

I had a similar experience. Had trouble getting her to shut the fuck up and she smelt of ass. I wasn't even trying anal, it was pungent just when she opened her legs. Gross. I believe she had just arrived by plane that morning.

My ask ask what location did you see me 6-7 month ago ?

[magnetico]

. After 5-10 minutes I was ready to cum on her face but she finished me off by hand and I ended up mostly cumming on myself.

I can see Facials on her Like list, obviously a lie like quite a few prossies 

[a_test_person]

My ask ask what location did you see me 6-7 month ago ?

Near Finsbury square / Old Street

[king tarzan]

Charges £150 an hour and has horrific hygiene as part of the deal.
How superb..

[BB1988]

Near Finsbury square / Old Street

... you can find in old feedbacks I was based near old street .... but then you should check the year, I was based in old street summer 2017till December 2017


Well you didn’t meet me 6/7 months ago I wasn’t in this area  ... (6-7 month Ago a i did tours in, Egham, Chester, cambridge, I was also in Endinburh and Glasgow, London But Earl’s Court and  Colchester ) - I still have othe bookings in aw system, Booking com etc so prove you lie it’s really easy

So I’ll guess something smell here but it’s  me ...


It’s look like you are just upset because I maybe refused to see you ?

[king tarzan]

... you can find in old feedbacks I was based near old street .... but then you should check the year, I was based in old street summer 2017till December 2017


Well you didn’t meet me 6/7 months ago I wasn’t in this area  ... (6-7 month Ago a i did tours in, Egham, Chester, cambridge, I was also in Endinburh and Glasgow, London But Earl’s Court and  Colchester ) - I still have othe bookings in aw system, Booking com etc so prove you lie it’s really easy

So I’ll guess something smell here but it’s  me ...


It’s look like you are just upset because I maybe refused to see you ?

Darling sort your hygiene out..
Women stinking is just absolutely disgusting.
Call me old fashioned it's just not lady like at all..

[BB1988]

Darling sort your hygiene out..
Women stinking is just absolutely disgusting.
Call me old fashioned it's just not lady like at all..

22 positive feedbacks here even in the recent ones no one mentioned .....

[a_test_person]

... you can find in old feedbacks I was based near old street .... but then you should check the year, I was based in old street summer 2017till December 2017


Well you didn’t meet me 6/7 months ago I wasn’t in this area  ... (6-7 month Ago a i did tours in, Egham, Chester, cambridge, I was also in Endinburh and Glasgow, London But Earl’s Court and  Colchester ) - I still have othe bookings in aw system, Booking com etc so prove you lie it’s really easy

So I’ll guess something smell here but it’s  me ...


It’s look like you are just upset because I maybe refused to see you ?

For fuck sake. Yes, I did meet you. No, I don't want an argument about it.

Having endured your time wasting yammering in person I've no desire to repeat it here.

Clifton Street

[BB1988]

For fuck sake. Yes, I did meet you. No, I don't want an argument about it.

Having endured your time wasting yammering in person I've no desire to repeat it here.

Clifton Street

6-7 month ago it’s August  -July. I wasn’t in east London then so you could see me

[lewishamguy]

22 positive feedbacks here even in the recent ones no one mentioned .....

As for your nick BB1988, what's BB? barebacker? 

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[BB1988]

As for your nick BB1988, what's BB? barebacker? 

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Gosh and again the same issue .. porn isn’t the same as private life/escorting - we all was tested without  test you can’t work and I don’t do open 5 years

BB it’s for Barba Babeurre

[BB1988]

It’s funny  how you all time take only this one movie what it’s from 2012

[a_test_person]

6-7 month ago it’s August  -July. I wasn’t in east London then so you could see me

I took a guess after deeply repressing the whole event, apparently. I now know the exact date and time of the meet if Google is to be believed.

Did you work from the apartment on Clifton Street or not? From a cursory search its not mentioned in relation to you on this site, so I didn't get it from here. Simple yes or no question.

[BB1988]

Again 6-7 month ago - what you said  - I wasn’t In This location

[a_test_person]

Again 6-7 month ago - what you said  - I wasn’t In This location

So that's a yes? You did work from that street? It was a yes or no question.

And I already told you that was a rough guess. On investigating I can tell you to the minute where I experienced the smell of shit eminate from thy loins. Sometime after you talked incessantly for 40 minutes though.

I really don't know what you hope to achieve with this.

You didn't shower before meeting someone. Multiple times given the evidence on here.

[BB1988]

So that's a yes? You did work from that street? It was a yes or no question.

And I already told you that was a rough guess. On investigating I can tell you to the minute where I experienced the smell of shit eminate from thy loins. Sometime after you talked incessantly for 40 minutes though.

I really don't know what you hope to achieve with this.

You didn't shower before meeting someone. Multiple times given the evidence on here.

I didn’t see any hard evidence I didn’t take shower before meeting ...

You saying you did meet me xy month you didn’t and you don’t have any evidence .

[magnetico]

Simple yes or no question.

She's obviously avoiding the question 

[Kev40ish]

And I already told you that was a rough guess. On investigating I can tell you to the minute where I experienced the smell of shit eminate from thy loins. Sometime after you talked incessantly for 40 minutes though.

You didn't shower before meeting someone. Multiple times given the evidence on here.

I’m not sure where you get the evidence on here for not showering multiple times?

[BB1988]

She's obviously avoiding the question 

 It’s same question like did you ever work  from London ?  Knowing street when I worked year  and half ago don’t mean he did meet me- he said he saw me  6-7 month ago in around this time I wasn’t in east London ... I wasn’t in this location so he could seee me ..

And if you do mistake 6-7 month ago for 18 months I’ll really recomande you get check for Alzheimer’s ... 6-7 or 8 month ago I didn’t work on mentioned location ...it’s so easy  trolling online without any actual prove

[BB1988]

Well readers thanks for all the abussibe messages yesterday later in night ... and today via email .. you don’t anything better to do
The send abuse say that ?

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[a_test_person]

Getting entirely out of hand here now.

We have established that I picked a vaguely wrong date estimate. That you are increasing obsessing on that speaks volumes. I have absolutely no reason to make any of this stuff up.

You can continue to assert we didn't meet, but we did. My account is entirely accurate.

Did I mention you didn't shut the fuck up the whole meet? Blatent time wasting. Just like this conversation.

Note that email, if even real, had nothing to do with me

[BB1988]

Getting entirely out of hand here now.

We have established that I picked a vaguely wrong date estimate. That you are increasing obsessing on that speaks volumes. I have absolutely no reason to make any of this stuff up.

You can continue to assert we didn't meet, but we did. My account is entirely accurate.

Did I mention you didn't shut the fuck up the whole meet? Blatent time wasting. Just like this conversation.

Note that email, if even real, had nothing to do with me

Did I say you did it ?

Well the hit bird flutters


Btw again you didn’t said any actual think what will prove you saw me

[James999]

Btw again you didn’t said any actual think what will prove you saw me

Why does he have to prove he saw you, the reality is he has no reason to lie and holds a reputation on here, you on the other hand have reason to lie, and your reputation on here is like your arse, it stinks 

[king tarzan]

Why does he have to prove he saw you, the reality is he has no reason to lie and holds a reputation on here, you on the other hand have reason to lie, and your reputation on here is like your arse, it stinks 

  😂😂😂😂😂

Honestly you should change your name to

SuperJames999....

👍👍👍👍👍👍😂😂😂😂😂

[BB1988]

Why does he have to prove he saw you, the reality is he has no reason to lie and holds a reputation on here, you on the other hand have reason to lie, and your reputation on here is like your arse, it stinks 

Because you can say anything about anyone  without any real prove .... it’s the same if I’ll say: I saw you 2-3 month ago .  You was abusive , try rip confirm, didn’t take shower and have cheesy dick and you payed  with fake notes.

Without any prove it’s just lie

[king tarzan]

Because you can say anything about anyone  without any real prove .... it’s the same if I’ll say: I saw you 2-3 month ago .  You was abusive , try rip confirm, didn’t take shower and have cheesy dick and you payed  with fake notes.

Without any prove it’s just lie

Just sort your hygiene out..
Shower after every client properly..
Do a promotional offer..

And see what happens?

[James999]

Because you can say anything about anyone  without any real prove .... it’s the same if I’ll say: I saw you 2-3 month ago .  You was abusive , try rip confirm, didn’t take shower and have cheesy dick and you payed  with fake notes.
Without any prove it’s just lie

You seem to have a lot of excuses ready, what did you do with the fake notes?

Now stop whinging and wipe your arse, you now have two independent reviews saying it stinks 

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[BB1988]

Just sort your hygiene out..
Shower after every client properly..
Do a promotional offer..

And see what happens?

What im tesco ? Promotial offer ? 😂😂😂😂😂


Oh boys I’ll told you one think ... one negative - who every normal human with normal thinking ignor or max laugh don’t mess up my business 

Actually if something  negative marking it’s sometimes better the positive marketing.  In past few days I made only on private gallery  and movies - sell 200£ so ...

[James999]

Could you please use English, but I get the jist of what you're trying to say, I would call bullshit but I suspect it's your arse again 

[BB1988]

You seem to have a lot of excuses ready, what did you do with the fake notes?

Now stop whinging and wipe your arse, you now have two independent reviews saying it stinks 

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It’s seems like  you have expletive only on nonsense trolling 0 posted feedbacks ...

OP didn’t said I had shit on my ass .. it’s seems like
You don’t have to much experience with anal hygiene right? How wiping affect your intestines?


Two independent feedbacks I don’t think so second it’s only he sayid /she said

[James999]

Promotial offer

One free with every booking 

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[James999]

You don’t have to much experience with anal hygiene right? How wiping affect your intestines?

Well I've never been told my arse stinks of shit, and you've been told twice in a few days, as for your excuse, so you just don't wipe your arse 

[Blazed]

What im tesco ? Promotial offer ? 😂😂😂😂😂


Oh boys I’ll told you one think ... one negative - who every normal human with normal thinking ignor or max laugh don’t mess up my business 

Actually if something  negative marking it’s sometimes better the positive marketing.  In past few days I made only on private gallery  and movies - sell 200£ so ...

Don't come on this site with your smelly ass and try to boast about how much money you have made from whoring.

Do you want us to congratulate you or something?

Just take the feedback, clean your ass, and get on with it.

[peter purves]

This situation reminds me of Avagardosnumber and the WG, saga

[a_test_person]

This other review, whilst positive, speaks also of an odour issue https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=190112.0

That's three reports. Look I was just giving my honest feedback on what happened. You can play games trying to discredit my account all you want, but I have literally nothing to gain. I rarely ever see a wg twice. The worst part of the punt was you time wasting for 40 minutes. The smell was secondary.

Tell me how I knew the address of the building if it was never mentioned in any other review?

The only person ruining your business is you. Every time you respond you bump this thread! So do yourself a favour and move on. If you had freshly showered prior to each punt this wouldn't be in question

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[BB1988]

This other review, whilst positive, speaks also of an odour issue https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=190112.0

That's three reports. Look I was just giving my honest feedback on what happened. You can play games trying to discredit my account all you want, but I have literally nothing to gain. I rarely ever see a wg twice. The worst part of the punt was you time wasting for 40 minutes. The smell was secondary.

Tell me how I knew the address of the building if it was never mentioned in any other review?

The only person ruining your business is you. Every time you respond you bump this thread! So do yourself a favour and move on. If you had freshly showered prior to each punt this wouldn't be in question

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So basically before you saying really bad smell - and now you have problem with talking ... hmmm so the smell. Wasn’t that bad   

Again street name don’t mean we did meet and   Was in incriminate time at the address ...

[a_test_person]

So basically before you saying really bad smell - and now you have problem with talking ... hmmm so the smell. Wasn’t that bad   

Again street name don’t mean we did meet and   Was in incriminate time at the address ...

I assure you you smelt of shit.

I've said three times that you used incessant talking to run down the clock on the punt. You will find that technique doesn't work online. How could I possibly know the address? Tell me.

Here is a fourth report of an odour issue with you : https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=140242.0

Did you not see the three other guys either?

Also I've no idea what 50 percent of your writing  means. Just gibberish

[king tarzan]

I assure you you smelt of shit.

I've said three times that you used incessant talking to run down the clock on the punt. You will find that technique doesn't work online. How could I possibly know the address? Tell me.

Here is a fourth report of an odour issue with you : https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=140242.0

Did you not see the three other guys either?

Also I've no idea what 50 percent of your writing  means. Just gibberish

What about the guys that have rimmed her?

[James999]

I assure you you smelt of shit.
Here is a fourth report of an odour issue with you : https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=140242.0

So four people have an issue with her hygeine, seriously washing is not that difficult, but for her it seems it is 

[The Film Director]

Some WGs just never know when to shut up ...... both during the meet and on-line, it seems.... 

[king tarzan]

£150 p/h gets you waffling, unhygienic escort who stinks of shit.
How charming!

[timbucktwo]

BB1988 With all due respect take the advise of everyone on here "wipe your ass and take a shower" . Admit it, sort it and move on.

[king tarzan]

BB1988 With all due respect take the advise of everyone on here "wipe your ass and take a shower" . Admit it, sort it and move on.

Maybe that's too much to ask..