https://www.adultwork.com/7538561 or https://www.adultwork.com/Yuri+Thai+Nice%26Fun

In Call - Huddersfield

1 hour @ £120 + extra £20

Had comms with this one a couple of days ago and provisionally booked for yesterday.  She asked me to ring on the morning to book as she only does same day bookings but the following morning something came up my end and could make the meet.

Later I rang her and said I could make the following day, today, asked for her first appointment of the day as I prefer to be the first client of their working day with any SP.

She starts at 10am and asked me to msg her at 9.30 this morning but I told her this would make me a little late as my travel time was 35 mins and told her I would msg at 9am and to confirm on receipt of my message so I’m not late and she said OK.

This morning, I sent her my message at 9.01am and at 9.27am still had no reply so I sent another saying I’m going to be a little late as you haven’t replied regarding our meet at 10am

As I was looking for a plan B she replied all was good see you soon.

Her website lists all her likes, but the text then asks for you message her and ask what the extras are which I did two days before the meet.  Two of the services I was looking to include were Kissing and BJ, the usual services that are extras and they were.

She said Lip Kiss OK

Asked her to clarify “Lip Kiss”:  (A) Closed mouth or (B) Sensual Kissing no tongues

Replied A £20 and B £20 LOL,  she also said BJ is £20 told her I would think about the BJ

I replied Kissing must be sensual kissing if I’m paying extra £20 notes.  On the morning of our meet, this morning, I sent her a message after she confirmed our meet saying, if I’m paying extra for kissing, I want a sample when I arrive before I give you the extra £20 notes, she replied OK.

I arrived 8 mins past the hour so wasn’t too bad.  Arrived at the post code on a busy main road with terraced housed either side. Parked where the post code took me and messaged her saying, “Think I’m here”.  She replied prompt giving house number and I’m sat outside houses with even numbers and hers was an odd number so it’s on the other side of the road and further up, I’d gone past it by about 100 yards so turned round.

Parked outside and she sent me a message saying, “Can see come to back door”.  As I got to the door it was open with the usual standing behind.  As she closed the door and put the bolt on, I could see she was the girl in the profile, was relived as I had read somewhere one review said it was BnS.  Size 8 no more, 5’ if that, age wise no idea as per pics so take a guess from that, maybe 30s.

She was dressed in a red see through baby doll short top and pants.  Followed her up the stairs into the bedroom, didn’t take much notice of the interior but nothing stood out, it was clean, all other doors were closed.

Into the bedroom and she asked if I wanted a cold drink or a cuppa tea, declined both.  She was very smiley, chatty and giggly, really nice girl.  I thought she was very cute and told her which made her go a bit shy for a moment and more giggles, thinking this sometimes improves the service.  She asked me to confirm how long I wanted which I confirmed an hour and gave her the £120 then said, I did say I want a sample of your style of kissing if I’m paying another £20 notes, she came close and gave me a really nice soft sensual kiss, so I parted with another 20 notes.

She then told me to undress and get on the bed as she disappeared to stash the cash.  Came back after a minute as I was still getting undressed and asked me to confirm what type of service I was looking for, fucking annoys me when I’ve already sent it by text and they confirm.  Anyway, showed her my text I send in our first comms and she said, “Oh OK”

Now undressed and told to get on the bed and she joined me sat up as we had a chat whilst she cleaned my cock with wet wipes.  Thinking no idea why she’s doing this because I’ve declined paying for a BJ

Then she says lay face down and she gave me a gentle oiled massage on by back, this only lasted no more than about 4 minutes as I told her I don’t want a massage, but agree saying, just for a few minutes.  Didn’t mind if that was her preference to break the ice so to speak.

During this she discarded her clothing including her pants and began B2B on by back and kissing me on my neck and ears.  After a couple of minutes she asked me to kneel up onto all fours then said put your head back down on the pillow.  So, I’m now on my knees with my bum in the air head on pillow, not my favourite position but went with it.

She then started to pour oil down the crack of my arse cheeks and began to rub it in between my bum cheeks and then my balls, reaching under and rubbed oil on my now semi cock giving it a massage and then back between my bum cheeks and ball.  This was beginning to be enjoyable, and the awkward position became a thing of the past and didn’t give a fuck, this was nice.

Then onto my back as she gave me an oiled B2B and offered her breast for me to suck her nipples, they became quite large as I sucked and a good mouth full which she seemed to enjoy.  She then came further up so I had better access to her pussy, I gently stroked her clit and juices soon began to run from her and her clit was now very moist.  As I continued to gently rub, she started to ride my finger making whimpering noises and from time to time kept looking down and giving me a nice soft kiss.

My cock was rock hard now, told her to lay next to me, as she laid down she reached for a durex and put it on after giving my cock a clean with a wet wipe to rid the oil.  I then had a snogging session as we groped each other then made my way down kissing her until I reached her pussy.  completely shaved and neutral tasting and running with juices.

She seemed to really enjoy being licked out and I believe she had at least two genuine orgasms.  She was very vocal stuffing the corner of the pillow into her mouth each time and just before she did saying something in Thai which either started with “fuck” or ended in “fuck” LOL.  She was really soaking and a large wet patch of the towel we were laid on.

I was there for quite a while and time was getting on so went up and she then went to kiss me and made her way down by body kissing, then to my surprise gave ne a BJ, I already had a durex on, so it was OW, but very nice.

Then she climbed on into CG for a few minutes, think she became tired and climbed off and went into doggy position, I didn’t last long as it’s not my favourite position then into mish, more snogging and for my last 10 minutes stayed there until I filled the bag.  She did say at one point during mish she was cumming again, not sure if that was genuine, did feel like it who knows, might have been to encourage me to cum, which I did. 

No rush for me to climb off and just laid there getting my breath back and the odd kiss.  Climbed off and she cleaned me up then asked if I wanted a cold drink or a cuppa tea again as she did on arrival, declined as I had to be somewhere soon.

I was going to get up and get dressed but she pushed me back down, put a towel on me to cover myself and said stay there rest and she went from the room.  Back after a couple of minutes and laid next to me with her arms round me chatting away, no rush to get me out.  Looked at my watch when she left the room, and I was 10 mins over my time from arrival time.  So, this was a nice touch to the end of a very enjoyable meet with a cute little Thai that no more than 5’ if that.

Told me as we laid there, “You are good” and giggled, I love feedback like that LOL. 

I made a move to get dressed and she got up and helped me as she passed my clothes and held my jacket to put my arms in.

Had a cuddle and kiss as I left.

Really enjoyed this meet with a 5’ nothing size 8 very cute and happy smiley young lady throughout our meet, very eager to please, enthusiastic and delivered all what I asked for and more, the BJ was a bonus which I declined paying another 20 notes so glad I didn't pay in the end.

As I arrived home, I received a message from her asking me when am I coming back, she would like to see me again, in a very flirty style of message, I’d only been gone 40 mins FFS.  Good way of touting I suppose LOL

Will see her again for sure

 

 

Passing through Palmers Green and desperate to bust a nut, I scoured AW for a local ‘quickie’, particularly looking for a £40 suck-and-fuck, not caring about looks or indeed any B&S. With nothing coming up in N13 at that price, I resorted to VS and found fab fat fuck …


Link:

https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/london-n13/--zeynep-pary-girl--no-rush----/326312650
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Post-punt due diligence via UKP uncovered that this ZEYNEP PARY GIRL on VS used to be Zeynep Kaya on AW …

https://www.adultwork.com/5675015 or https://www.adultwork.com/Zeynep+Kaya

… and those of you with UKP search skills can find out further intel on this one, which I’m afraid can’t link here due to rules.


Logistics:

All done through quick and simple texts … availability, price, services … postcode annoyingly turned out to be N22, not N13 as per VS advert and where I was … nonetheless, appointment sorted with half-hour’s notice in order for me to get further south.


Location:

Zeynep worked from a small back bedroom in a shared house on a quiet residential road. Access was through a discreet side entrance into the garden and up external stairs. The house was a 10min walk from Wood Green tube station.

The small bedroom only had a single bed and a dresser, and Zeynep’s fulsome figure made the space even tighter! I was in and out, and so didn’t use any wash facilities.


Looks:

I knew Zeynep would not be the girl in the photos, which were clearly filtered and photoshopped to fish unwary punters ...

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... and I fully expected B&S, as per the Latina B&S brothel walk-up operations that appear and disappear everywhere, but she surprisingly was not far off the photos.

Zeynep is a BBW … standing 5’6” and a super-curvy Size 16 … fat in a fab fashion … fab FF funbags … fab phat fundament … and although she had a flabby belly, she held it well. I also liked her well made-up face, especially all the kolh around her eyes … she really was going for the Middle Eastern look, and did say she was half-Lebanese and half-Kurdish, but she could easily also be EE for all I know … I knew no Arabic to test her, and besides she spoke English well.

During our convo, she mentioned that she used to prefer working in South Kensington, where she enjoyed serving wealthy Arab clientele, but apparently Arab punters still haven’t returned since Covid made her trade go fat belly up … hence why she was bumming around on VS in cheaper parts of London (and indeed resorting to cheap punters, like me!). From this, I deduced her former AW profile above.


Services:

On texting my arrival at the postcode, Zeynep guided me through the side entrance and up the external stairs … she was waiting with the door open to her bedroom, wearing a silky gown that skimmed just below her butt and was open enough to reveal deep décolletage. We confirmed my ‘quickie’ and I paid up £40, which she stepped out to stash.

On her return, I was already naked with a tumescent todger, and Zeynep giggled at my eagerness. She asked me to lay back and knelt between my splayed legs, from where she ripped out a rubber that she deftly sucked into her mouth … Zeynep then skilfully used her lips and teeth (no hands!) to roll down the rubber over my erection. Worthy OW followed, and indeed Zeynep is a fantastic fellatrix … varying suction from soft to hard, not only bobbing up-and-down but also swirling and rolling around … deep too, proper nose-to-navel, although I am only and easy 5.5” anyway. Zeynep interspersed with kisses to my inner thighs, and so I asked if she’d suck my balls … she politely declined.

After 5mins or so, Zeynep rose off my cock to say, “Now you fuck me!” … and she indicated to swap positions. As she lay back in mish and lubed up her meaty pussy, I climbed atop her bulk and slipped in. I started slow with my thrusts, enjoying the feel of Zeynep soft thighs and belly against mine, enjoying feeling up and sucking up her lolling tits, enjoying necking and kissing her cheeks … and I slowly built up my momentum till I was pumping her hard and fast, eliciting fake moans and fake face from her. I had wanted to wrap up in doggy in order to slappity-slap against her phat ass, but I was loving the feel of my body laying full-frontal against her soft skin, almost like being wrapped in a fleshy duvet, and ultimately came in the bag in mish. Zeynep held me inside her til I was done jerking, and then I rolled off to her side … lovely!

Zeynep wet-wiped the filled condom off me, and passed me more wipes to clean my self. We chatted some more about her heydays in South Kensington, as I dressed up. I was out by 16mins.


Conclusion:

If you want a fun fuck with a fatty, Zeynep delivers a Positive P&D for a measly £40 … I would certainly repeat, but I doubt she’ll be hanging around at this joint too long … she clearly wants to get back to her lucrative Arab gig in South Kensington, if and when demand there rises again.

Had this meet 2/3 weeks ago..
Had the need for a massage [late evening mid week]so looked on UKP for reviews..
Found a couple decent reviews….my review might of gone either way tbf, so stettled on the fence.

Comms.
Good and clear.

Location.
Beeston on a main road [shop front]

Jen or jan.
A 40+ Thai lady nice body, dark hair and nice smile…

Meet.
I was sitting thinking about setting up a weekend meet,then changed my mind to a now meet [needed de-stressing]
Thought I’d try somewhere different [Bamboo]
Rang the number on the gumtree ad at 6pm.
Asked for full Thai body massage £45 one hour.
Thought I’d get there then negotiate the fun stuff…time was ticking,it was 6.30..
Managed to get a 7.30 booking..
Made my way over with plenty of time to reccy…Good job really [parking is shite at that time]
carpark around the back pay and display [couple of quid]
Knocked dead on half passed…no answer..knocked x2 more times..she poked her head around the door to say not ready…ffs
Come back in 5 mins.
So sat in the motor
Text arrived and was told to knock again..
So of I go again
This time am in, and sorting the tax at reception shown to the
room which is right next to the reception desk
Room hot and quite spacious,sorted the tax and left me to de-robe.
When she re-entered she got straight into the massage [pretty good]
Lots of chat…asked if id been before..the right answer “yes”
No mention of extras!
So no offers on the table for anything else until about 15 minute to go.
Nothing sensual beforehand!
Opted for HR….£30..Expensive but needed to let it go..and Mr Happy needed to blow!
So she climbs on the table and starts getting him hard..
She’s pulling away [nothing] i do take a lot to blow these days.
She climbs of the table thinking id shot my blot, reaching for the wet wipes..i said I ain’t done yet,so not believing me taps my stomach [no batter.] More oil and shes off again so i reach for her arse no problem,fingers start to wonder up a bum crack,still ok,fingers working there way inside her knickers then touching the fleshy bits…5 minutes later and boom….
She cleans me up..no offer of shower…
But get this! Asked for more money cause i managed to dip a finger in her furry cup…ffs
Just said i have no more cash on me,but I’ll be back soon.

So got dressed and said thanks/bye and on my way empty.

Will i go again..I doubt it….way to pricey

Cheers H
 

https://www.adultwork.com/6754078 or https://www.adultwork.com/Ning+Thai+Babe

There seem to be quite a few Thai ladies touring the West Country at the moment and the favourable UKP reviews for this one tempted me into making a booking.

COMMS
Excellent.  All by text with her replies detailing prices, services, extras and location.

LOCATION
City centre apartment block.  Clean and tidy. The double bed pretty much filled the room but, apart from having to hang my clothes on the floordrobe it wasn’t a problem.  On street pay-at-meter parking.

COST
£70 / 30 minutes.

APPEARANCE /  PERSONALITY
I was a tad apprehensive making this booking as on her AW profile pics her face has an almost Mona Lisa style enigmatic look with slightly scarey eyes, giving her a bit of a cold, almost psychopathic appearance (okay, I may have been overthinking things a bit!).  Thankfully the reality was much different and she was really friendly and smiley and much better looking than the pics.  Lovely body, curvy and probably a size 8, with a reasonable chest, which felt natural, and a small, very strokable bum.  Age probably around 30.  As usual with Thai girls, her skin felt velvet smooth to the touch.  Her English is not terribly good and although she chatted freely during the meeting, most of the time I didn’t have a clue what she was talking about, although I did catch the bit about me having a big cock.  She could, however, understand everything I said to her.

THE MEETING
I was greeted with the usual magic door and was pleasantly surprised when I saw Ning in the flesh, wearing a black basque and holdups.  She was warm, smiley and touchy feely right from the start and remained so all the way through the meeting.  I paid and she left with the cash whilst I undressed and when she returned we were straight into kissing and mutual stroking whilst standing which soon continued on the bed after she had shed everything bar the holdups.  The kissing was okay and there was a bit of tongue action but it was delivered in bursts rather than extended smooching.  Ning asked if I would like to lick her pussy and she lay back, parting her legs to reveal a small, tidy, shaven slit which I readily devoured for a few minutes.  It was very clean and literally tasted of nothing.  When I surfaced she handed me a tissue to wipe my mouth with and we had more cuddling before she bagged me up.  Her pussy was a bit tight to get into at first so I slid in slowly and gently, but it wasn’t long before her natural juices made things easier and we had a good shag with plenty of groping from us both.  Afterwards, she gave me the usual thorough Thai clean up and helped me dress.  I left after about twenty minutes of action and, although an offer of a massage for the last ten minutes would have been a nice gesture, I didn’t feel too cheated.

SUMMARY
Good Thai escorts seem to be the best VFM at the moment and Ning is attractive, personable and delivers a keen service.  The only negatives for me were the intermittent kissing and the meeting coming to an end once I had cum, but she is still worth a positive rating and I would see her again if she returns.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/thai-massage-services/thai-massage/1473478343

Location : outskirts of city near ring road

Girl - late 30s - early 40s Thai lady. False tits size 12. English is passable just!

most of you will recognise I've seen leela (champagne) a few times and she's my go to partly because she gives a brutal massage which sorts my back problems out - and partly because she gives a good blow job and takes it up the Gary.


The location has ok parking near a pub and shop but there were quite a few youths hanging around some of whom made reference to my car (quite distinctive) and I was genuinely worried it might get damaged whilst in full punt. Luckily it didn't - instead they asked me loads of questions and said "banging whip" 😂.

Meet : arrived as discussed and I went for an hours massage only at £50 before she talked me into the whole package for an extra £50 as a regular customer. All in £100

I stripped naked and she tweaked my nips and gave me a playful smack on the arse before getting me on the couch and focussing on my back and shoulders. She sorted my back out within about 25 mins with a few strategic swipes around the butt and ball tickling.

Onto the bed and she asked if I wanted to use a toy - so she got the nosiest wand vibrator I've ever heard and gave me clear instructions to hold on her clot whilst she played with the little fella.
I turned it up a gear and gave her a g-spot massage which made her squirt all over the bed a couple of times.

After clearing up she  gave me decent OWO plenty of eye contact - before rubbering me up and giving me a great ride cowgirl while I spanked her arse.

Before I finished I asked her to oil me up and finish me by hand - which she did without complaint.

After some chitchat she invited me to use the shower before I left.

Another good punt with this middle aged chunky thai.

I saw Jenna earlier this week.

https://www.adultwork.com/7025815

It was a last minute decision (they never go well, do they?) having had a legit cancellation from someone else. I had actually met Jenna briefly a month or so earlier when meeting with her mate Bella, and thought on that occasion Jenna seemed pretty fit and good fun. So when I saw she was in Bristol for the day I thought she'd make a decent plan B. Comms were quick and good via text, and she was able to fit me in for 30 mins at £80 at short notice.

My big mistake was not checking out what was genuinely on offer before I made the booking. Anyway, met her in her hotel in Bristol, first impressions were good - 30-ish, dark hair, good tan and cracking legs in a pair of red high heels. She was very friendly too, so so far so good. The problems began as soon as we got going - basically no French kissing (no kissing at all really), no OWO, no fingering.... They are all on her likes list, albeit with "(at discretion)" get out clauses, but I was clean and well presented and I got the impression none of these things would ever be on offer. She also gave the impression of trying to hurry things along as quickly as possible. She is definitely carrying a bit of weight around the tummy by the way, which she covered up with some lingerie throughout. I prolonged the meeting by going down on her for quite a while and having her sit on my face, but I didn't get the nice and genuine response I normally get from administering this service. Moved on quickly to fucking her on the desk in the hotel room and then on the bed.  Came after about 15 mins and it was clear she wasn't interested in prolonging the visit (in fairness, neither was I by this stage).

Friendly enough but definitely not in it to give a memorable service, and her likes list is very deceptive. So, negative.

This visit took place within the last fortnight.

Links: https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=7378081

Comms: It was kind of a last minute/same day booking.  I messaged in the early evening/late afternoon and arranged a meeting for a couple of hours later.  I was sent a "menu" sort of message, confirmed what I was looking for (GFE for an hour), and left it at that until I arrived near the location.  When I arrived (approx 15/20 mins early) I text to confirm and felt like I was left waiting for the address until literally the same minute the booking was supposed to start.

I later found out that this is likely because the SP does not speak a lot of English and was having messages translated back and forth by a friend who I think was in the same building the SP was working out of.  It isn't a big deal really but it did eat a few minutes into the punt.  The punt was good though so I can look past this in this instance.

Location: The location was fine - a probably well known terraced house around the corner from the Taunton Papa Johns.  I don't punt in Taunton often so wasn't concerned about being spotted at all but for those that are, the location (when combined with the time of evening and day of week) was fairly discreet although the entrance is not concealed at all really and I feel one would be quite conspicuous if it were the middle of the day.  Parking nearby was limited and mostly residential with permits.

I am what is considered by some to be quite tall.  As a result, I felt a little too big for the house that the booking took place in - bedroom was kind of small and I was at risk of hitting my head in most places.  The SP was tiny though and being so much bigger than her really seemed to turn us both on so I will take the small house negative.

Pricing and Services: I paid £160 for 1hr.  I've noticed on AW that prices have gone down by £20 now.  The "menu" text explained:
30 mins £80
60 mins £160
Prices include sex, massage, OWO, handjob, foot fetishes, lapdance, COF, DFK, RO.

Extras:
Anal £40 (if you are hung it is £60)
Also states no BB, no swallow, no message ping pong or pictures/previews.

Appearance:   There is one other review of this SP that mentions that her photos do not do her justice.  I can confirm that to be the case.  The SP has a lovely face, plump lips, is very small (I would guess maybe 5ft 2 or shorter), enormous tits (enhanced) especially considering her size, fantastic big round ass and a fat and juicy pussy that begs to be eaten.  Her body, accent, and looks made me briefly consider moving to Brazil.

Action: I will preface this by saying I will see her again this week if time allows.  It was a great punt.  She asked that I text when I was outside which I did.  She looked through the window quickly to check it was clear and opened the door.  I think it was an attempt at the magic door trick although if anyone happened to be looking in the direction of the door at the time I think they'd have been able to spot what she was wearing.  She was sporting high heels (was still almost a foot shorter than me at 6"4), black stockings bra and thong under a black negligee.  He tits were spilling out she looking great.
She greeted me in a very friendly manner, big hug, big hello, planted a big kiss on me straight away and pressed her giant tits into me and made sure that I noticed them by lifting them up and bouncing them at me.  Great start.

Took my shoes off downstairs, she led me upstairs, fantastic view of ass walking up the stairs and led me into the bedroom.  No shower was offered iirc but the option was there if I needed it (I'd done this before setting off in the car) - she actually offered me use of the shower at the end of the booking as I'd worked up quite a sweat.

We sat down on the bed, she explained as best she could that she doesn't speak a lot of English. We engaged in DFK (she stood on the bed to reach me as I was stood up which I enjoyed a lot), she kissed me from head to to while taking my clothes off and I returned the favour.  She played with her pussy a bit (great fat lips and tasted great - fresh and clean and genuinely wet).  I couldn't stop myself any longer and went down on her for what felt like 10 or more mins - she seemed to genuinely enjoy it.

She then gave incredible OWO and it is a real shame that she doesn't allow CIM as I would have loved nothing more than to have filled her throat when she took me balls deep into her mouth.  Still, she gave some great OWO then on with the bag and into reverse cowgirl - I think this might be her fave position as she defaulted to it several times.  I filled the bag for the first time and she gave me a very soft and sensual massage after I had cleaned up.

Following the massage she began kissing me all over and had me turn onto my back for more passionate DFK and another of her great BJs - I was rock solid throughout.  Back to reverse cowgirl but this time she span around, keeping me inside her while doing so, and began riding me in cowgirl - the giant tits bouncing were really a sight I won't forget.
Gave her as good a pounding as I could in that position until I started to feel bag-fill #2 on the way and held off a bit.  We changed to doggy and then missionary until I popped in the bag a second time.  Had time to spare in the hour so back to more missionary - much slower and more like a GFE this time, lots of kissing throughout, finished the sessions with more OWO and I was so close to a 3rd pop but couldn't quite get it out in the time which seemed to disappoint us both as she was really working for it.

I think I stayed a few mins (maybe 10 or so) after the hour due to her trying to get a third load out of me and some chatting and hugging near the end.



Verdict:   I don't often punt 2x in one week let alone with the same SP but I will do in this instance if time allows.  Genuinely a great punt.  Would recommend for anyone who likes small, well-formed, big breasted women.  The SP just seems to love fucking and getting fucked.

Euphoria 851 Christchurch Road, Bournemouth, tel: 07387 554242

Text for an appointment last week, for later in the day. Managed to park within 100m along the main road.

Shown into a nicely decorated room, warm, dimly lit by Nicky who is 30-40s friendly, medium build.

Paid the £50 for an hours massage, she asked how I like it, so I said medium. I was covered with a thin towel
What followed was a very firm sports massage, the towel removed liberally to expose the parts being worked upon, with oil applied.
I didn't mind the overly firm massage, a touch painful at times, but it took any sense of sensual feelings away, after around 40min I was asked to turn over, with the question asked if I'd like anything else. I actually wasn't feeling it at all by this stage, so said just a massage today. She completed the hour do the arms and front of the legs.

I did go and see Anna later in the day for a much more fun sensual massage (have reviewed her before)

I booked Emma on the telephone after a positive review here
She was near reception when I arrived. Blonde hair very slim wearing short dark dress stockings and very high heels. She has a pretty face very much girl next door age wise I would say late 30s but when she was naked she has a few saggy bits (which I like) so a little older maybe mid 40s.
She was very friendly and chatting as we sorted paperwork (£35 on the door and £85 to her) she then put the shower on for me and left the room.
She returned as I was drying and then we got on the mirror surrounded bed where she gave me a massage. I started face down and then turned over. When I turned over she took off her dress and bra, her boobs are small with a slight sag and she has long nipples.
She then commenced some great OWO lots of eye contact playing with my balls and spit to wank me with. I then pulled her closer and removed her panties to see her shaven pussy and very large labia (love big lips) and I began to finger her. She took one finger then 2 no issues she was very very wet.
I asked her what she likes to do ' everything' she replied 'CIM is an extra £20 as is a second cum and watersports are extra too. Only thing off menu was kissing 'I don't kiss' she said so slight negative for that as I kept wanting to kiss her.
She then sat on my face for RO and she was soaking me then a 69 more fingering and watching her rubbing her pussy then more OWO and she put the cover on.
I fucked her cow girl and missionary and the sap was rising so cum over her boobs and body then she cleaned us both up and gave me another massage as we chatted and I touched her body sucked her long nipples etc then a quick shower.
An enjoyable hour with a fun girl lots of horny fun I did get a peck on the cheek at then end
I would see her again
No website for a link

thought I'd try one of the local chinese places advertising on vivastreet:

https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/london-se14/-hot--girl--first-class-asian-escort--/325895585

07517070878

60 for 30 mins
100 for 1 hr

sent whatapp asking about extras and got reply:

extra french kiss: 20
owo: 20
cim: 50
extra french kiss and owo: discount for 30

told them I didn't want to see a granny and they said age of girls were 23 and 27. Place is in a block of flats between lewisham and blackheath. Arrived outside and was called up after about 5 mins. Flat was busy and another punter arrived whilst I was knocking on the door. Shown into room and paid 80 for 30 mins and owo to girl. She was ok, chinese, probably in her 30s, nice tits, relatively slim. Started with couple of mins of owo (affter she gave it a good clean). She used water in her mouth and it felt pretty good. Then on with rubber and into a couple of positions. Pumped away for a while and them she suggested handjob. oiled me up and started handjob but it wasn't so good, so eventually took things into my own hands. She cleaned me up and I got dressed. mamsan came into room and gave me a hug. told me she changes the towel for every punt (!) and the sheets once per day! All in all, pretty good for a quick relief, but I think better value elsewhere for a little more.

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Time/Cost: 2hr £500

Logistics: Her aw profile is extremely well laid out and instructions are clear. I sent her a WhatsApp and got a reply quickly enough. This has to be the most pleasant and exciting booking experience to date – Lottie is very welcoming, approachable and gracious. The booking process really did put me at ease and since I had booked this one month in advance, the messages exchanged left me confident that the meet would happen and that it would be a good one!  I offered a pay a deposit via bank transfer but she was happy to proceed without one. We exchanged messaged back and forth to reconfirm the meet at intervals before and on the morning of the meet, she had sent the address quite early. We even exchanged audio messaged in the build-up. A novel but enjoyable part of the anticipation!

Location: A small two-bed end terrace property off the A14 from Ipswich in a private quiet area. It was perfectly clean and tidy. Her bedroom was cosy, very chilled and even had a standing suntan machine in the corner!

Looks: Lottie looks exactly like her photos, 5ft3inch, brunette, well-spoken sexy accent, hot body, even hotter tattoos, E cup breasts and a pretty face and smile with nice puffy lips. She was dressed in gorgeous Honey Birdette Lingerie – stunning!

Services: I had booked a 2hr GFE but based on her profile, I knew it would be more than a kinky GFE. The full PSE would make me nervous but Lottie was the perfect balance of GFE and Kink and Filth! She actually greeted me on the steps of the house – she had told me the door would be unlocked so I could walk right in. As I did walk in, I said “honey, I’m home”. She laughed and that was the perfect ice breaker, although with all the messages we had swapped in the build-up, I didn’t feel nervous at all!

We sorted the paperwork – I also got her a small book gift – linked to her likes on her profile. We then headed to the room, where she offered me a drink whilst I jumped in the shower. Upon returning, we briefly discussed likes and then got stuck straight into DFK and fondling. Her body is unbelievably hot – I could have stared at it for the full 2hrs! She then moved to OWO, deepthroating, we then swapped to RO, 69. With a bit more kissing and grouping, we moved to cowgirl, jacket on and she rode me hard to my first pop!

We then continued to chat away – Lottie is one smart, well spoken, wise girl. Whilst we lay cuddling, with her hand gently stroking my junk over my boxers, it didn’t take long for my cock to be hard again. Round two began with more oral both ways, then onto missionary with legs up – my favourite! She asked me to lightly choke her – a first for me so I was cautious but she assured me she would let me know if it was too much. This was in fact quite kinky and I then proceeded to nut inside her.

More talking and chatting before round 3 – which was more oral both ways and kissing before we moved from missionary to doggy (she spread her cheeks wide whilst I pounded her – what a sight!), then back to missionary.  She gave me some very nice compliments whilst we were fucking in this position - that I pounded her good, my hot body, as well as saying her pussy will be sore for the rest of the day from our session!) – massive ego boosts for me!!

We then moved onto the chair as she wanted to suck my cock again to orgasm. We were here for a while before we moved back on to the bed where Lottie said she wanted me to unload in her mouth – so I proceeded to combine me wanking myself, her sucking me off, as well as me fingering her – I then unloaded my last batch in her mouth – and she swallowed it! What an ending!
I then proceeded to shower – we then continued to chat/banter whilst I got changed! I thanked her, and then left.

Summary: This was one of my best experiences to date – I found Lottie very attractive – both personality and body! – IF she will have me, I will definitely book to spend time with her again. And if we got on as we did then, I would happily see her on a regular basis!

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Messaged Natasha after seeing her profile got very quick and friendly replies arranged time and headed to well known location near Rose Lane, was given number and buzzer in. Easily accessible used the lift and located the flat, knocked and was greeted with the usual door opening person hiding. Walked in and my draw dropped.

If you are expecting a beautiful woman with ample assets you will not be disappointed! Very friendly and smiley. Offered me a glass of wine and a shower, had the shower and came out to be greeted with Natasha wearing a smile and looking very seductive.

Made our way to the bed, lots of kissing and touching. She asked what I liked and we just explored eachothers bodies. Awesome 69 with Natasha then squirting all over my chest and face (she asked if I was happy with this and I was all too happy to oblige!) awesome squirting everywhere.

She then continued to give awesome head with gusto and with all the excitement I shot my load all over her brilliant tits.

£80 for 15 mins. Would go back in an hour! Great punt lovely lady with enhanced tits to die for. Definitely worthwhile!

https://www.gumtree.com/p/swedish-massage-services/professional-massage-in-birmingham-/1476206937

Booked a visit via text, didn't ask if anything else was on offer and it wasn't mentioned in the reply.

Premises is located in a small row of shops, sitting back just off the main road, opposite a College (more on that later).

I thought I had hit the jackpot when I was let in by a Woman, (I think she was Thai) , everyone has their type and she was most definitely my idea of my ideal woman. Around 5 ft 6, slim body and very attractive.

I was shown to a small room, massage table, basin and a tv on the wall which was displaying the CCTV they have set up covering both inside and outside the shop. I gave her the £40 which was for a 1 hour massage, she asked me to undress.

The massage was a mixture of light and deep pressure, her hands didn't do any exploring while I was on my front. Around the 30 minute mark she tried to ask me if I wanted a hand job. Her English was pretty much non existent so made communicating very difficult. She may have gestured she was going to undress also, I don't remember, but she did.    This was an additional £40.

What a body, I was in heaven. Small , pert breasts, slim body, short pubic hair. Touching was allowed but was hands only, no exploring with my fingers . She rubbed her breasts up and down my happy little fella for a while before giving me a nice slow wank. The massage continued for a while longer until my hour was up.

When it came time to leave she managed to tell me I was to leave via the backdoor, which opens out onto an alley.

Definitely a Positive for me and I can see me going back again, not sure if anyone else works there. I did see an older woman as I was shown out, who thanked me for coming.

But something to consider is the location, As I mentioned at the top of my review the shop is right opposite a College, I went there during the school easter break so it was quiet. When the college is open there can be loads of college kids hanging around at times. And when you are let out the side door into the alley, that is a favourite place for the kids to hang around. Just something to consider when picking a time to pay them a visit.

The place - Flat in Northfields next to the pub

The girl - Was told Holly was late 20's - absolutely no chance. She is 40 if she is a day. Not particularly attractive and not a great body. Didn't really fancy her at all.

The cost - £85 for 60 mins

The event - She stripped to her underwear to do the massage. Massage was OK. I love having my bum massaged (for some reason) and once I had told her this, she concentrated on it and to be fair it was fabulous. After about 30 mins she stripped completely and started with the real sensual reach unders etc. Then turned over and she gave me admittely a very nice, slow, oily wank. Access to her body was fully available, including pussy but not inside.

Unfortunately just as she went to get some more oil the sap rose rather too quickly and she had to rush back to finish me off and the moment went. So wasn't a great finish, but not her fault.

Would I return - No. Too old and unattractive for my liking and was pissed off that they mislead me. I especially asked if she was old or young. I messaged afterwards to say there was no way she was in her 20's - response I got was "I'm sorry. I'm a new receptionist and haven't met the girls". Don't believe that for a second ! I know the girls here are not lookers, but she just didn't do it for me.

https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/massage/ealing-broadway/amazing-oriental-full-body-massage-ealing-near-chiswick-/220546080

https://www.escortrankings.uk/xiang-escort-middlesbrough-68550

Xiangs place in Middlesbrough, not far off Linthorpe road, well reviewed in the past, it’s been a long time since I last visited. Not much has changed. Comms are still very good, all done by WhatsApp message.

Door is left open for arrival. Shoes off, up stairs. Met girl, pretty sure she said her name was Sasha. Pretty, very petite, small enough to make my cock look huge.

Provided excellent service, covered bj, sex in number of positions. Because she is so small you can pick her up and reposition her as you like. She was enthusiastic and friendly. She has limited but passable English.

£60 for 30 minutes.

No website.

Listed on Google as Lily Health Massage.
Address, contact and photos available on Google.

Notes:
The opening times show open from 9am, but the shutters were still down when I arrived for my booking much later so don't expect a walk-in early in the morning.
Parking could be a problem as all the side roads appear to be residents only.
I was lucky to get a spot in the pub car park opposite.

I paid £40 for a one hour's fbsm a few weeks ago with Lily, who I guess is in her 40s.
A well stacked, bonnie Chinese lass who's friendly and a dab hand with the old Google translate to answer anything other than basic questions.

Nice warm room with shower...all good.

Lily's opening move was to run a finger along my arse crack and use her nails to gently scratch my balls.
How did she know that's one of my favourite massage techniques.

The massage went exactly how I like it. Plenty of cc swipes, reach unders and loads more bollock scratching.

I was enjoying it so much I could forgive her for obviously answering a couple of texts as she went into the usual one handed routine.

Inevitably the question was asked. Would you like anything else?
How could I refuse?

For a change my cock ring and meds, plus her bollock scratching, had resulted in a bit of life stirring in the old cock, so I asked for B2B.

"How much?" I asked.
"How much you got?" said she.
"Ten?" said I.
She didn't get the joke.

This went on for bit and my dick had gone soft so I offered £40 and she seemed happy.
Using sign language, she indicated it was extra for owo, but I stuck with the B2B.

Tbf what followed was a really sensual B2B, with her sliding, sitting, straddling and rubbing herself all over me, with plenty of encouragement for me to grope, stroke and finger anywhere I fancied.

She was enjoying my fingering her clit as she wanked away, and she either orgasmed or gave a good enough impression of one, which was enough for me to achieve my usual happyish ending.

Straight into the lovely warm shower, dried off, parted with my extra £40 , a big hug and kiss off Lily, grabbed a few chocolates from the tin ( that tasted like they'd een there since Xmas 2022.), and out through the door 50 minutes later.

I could be a bit critical about her answering texts, and the 50 minutes,  but everything else was great.
Being well into my eighties, I like my women to be mature, experienced, warm and friendly, and Lily gets a well deserved positive from me.

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So I’ve had a craving for trans girls for a few weeks, mainly because I just love fucking ass.
There was quite a few girls on Birch Place working in Manchester, but one thing I have learnt with that website is most the girls use fake or really edited pics.

I sent of a message to Naty and a few others asking to see them, but requested they do a video call first to confirm pictures are accurate.

Most declined, but Naty responded advising she was happy to do a video call.
Couple mins later she called and she was topless in the video. So that really got me horny. She looked gorgeous and the pictures looked at accurate.

We arranged to meet for an hour later, she gave me directions to her location, and when I got to the apartment, she sent me a video on how to enter in the building with the door codes. This was really useful and avoided any awkward long delays for me to enter the building

When she opened the door, she looked even better in person, without doubt the best looking Trans I have ever seen her. She dressed in a sexy lacy bra and black thongs. 

Her boobs looked brilliant. She had a gorgeous big Brazilian ass, and to my surprise she had quite a big thick cock. The only minor flaw on her body was a small little scar just below her abdomen. This is not displayed on the pictures and tbh didn’t bother me.

Such a pretty face, big juicy tits, and a nice big Brazilian ass i knew I hit the jackpot with looks. Just hoped service was as good.

As I was undressing, she started teasing me, she bent over, moved her thong to a side and started finger my ass. Daaamn she was naughty. 
Then as requested, she started off with a massage with some oil which was pretty decent to be honest.
After a while I got her to rim my ass which I adore. She was eating my arse really deep and spreading my cheeks. We go into 69 and I returned the favour on her gorgeous arsehole. It was smooth, tight, and extremely clean. She then started to proceed to give me some really good oral without. It was nice and deep with plenty of saliva and eye contact. I was roch hard at this point, so I bent her over into doggy on the edge of the bed, lubed up my cock and started fucking her. Initially I was going slow, but after a couple of minutes I really started hitting it hard and she was loving it. I reached under to get a feel of cock and it was rockhard. I started wanking it and and could feel her pre cum.

After about 10 minutes of banging her in doggy, she stood up and took me in front of a big mirror and made me fuck her in front of it. The view was amazing. I could see her cock wobbling as I was pounding her. She then bent over fully reached under my balls and started finger rubbing my asshole. This really took me over the edge so I asked her to take the condom off, and cum all over her lips, she tasted a bit of it, but didn’t swallow it all. Give me a naughty smile and rushed off to get some wipes.

I was exhausted at this point, and expected her to usher me out like most of these Brazilian girls, but to my surprise, she returned few minutes later, and we started to have a chat.
She normally works in Dubai which I believe because I was speaking to her about certain locations, I visit regularly after about 10 minutes, she started rubbing my cock again and she knew she wanted some more.
initially I thought I wouldn’t be able to go again, but she started rubbing her cock on mine. This caused both of our cocks to grow.
Naty started sucking it hard and I returned to my asshole, but this time she stuck a  finger in.
She did ask me if she wanted if I wanted her to fuck me which I declined.
She then turned me around and started rimming my ass again.
I was hard again and I laid her down on the edge of the bed, put her legs on in the air and started fucking her missionary.
She was wanking your cock and getting it really hard and she made me grab her tits and squeeze then really hard. After a couple of minutes. I started wanking her cock because I could she was getting close. She then let off a big moan and released a big creamy load all over my hand and her groin.
This was all whilst I was balls deep in her ass covering still.
This took me over the edge again and I pulled out of her ass and shot my load all over her cock. She then took a naughty swipe of my juice and hers and tasted it, giving me a cheeky wink.

That was me done so I asked to use the shower facilities and I jetted to get myself cleaned. When I returned she was putting her thongs back on, young could just see that semi hard cock poking out the front, it looked hot.

She gave me a kiss goodbye and said that she would be leaving after bank holiday. I had really hoped to see her again in Manchester. Unfortunately I wasn’t able to make time. I have asked her to let me know if she returns to Manchester now currently working in Leeds

150 is a standard rate for TS Trans now, so I’ve got no complaints about the price to be honest some really good looking ones even go as far as 200. So I left feeling extremely satisfied and I feel it is without doubt good value for money. 

Looks: 9/10 (only a 10 if she as a massive ass)
Service: 10/10 - Did everything I asked passionately, no complaints at all
Location: Clean, safe and not the common dirty places Brazilan girls work from
Price: 150 for 1 hour - good value nowadays

Bit of a soppy review, but found myself reliving it when writing it. It just felt so good to spend money and feel value for it. I have not had much luck recently 

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Meeting took place just over a week ago.

£120 for 30 minutes incall, venue is a modern apartment in a former mill to the SE of Leeds city centre. Parking on the street was limited but ok for the time I was there.

All comms by text, quick responses with address & postcode and final details after I parked up.

Greeted with the usual hiding behind the door and led into the bedroom. The pictures on Serina's profile are accurate and I found her to be friendly and welcoming, with a 7/10 for prettiness and a good young body. There's some debate on here about her voice/accent, she has a Brummy accent with a lowish (for a female) tone, but nothing unpleasant.

Paperwork sorted, quick shower to freshen up and it's onto the bed for fun. We start with ok DFK and fondling, move into OWO with good eye contact and lots of spitting, then I go down on her for a while with lots of the right noises and encouragement, then bag on and sex in doggy (her favourite, apparently) to completion.

She then offers me a massage, but I decline as I need to get back on the road. We talk about various UK cities and punting in them while I get dressed (she mostly works in Leeds with tours to London and Birmingham) and I'm on my way with a hug and a kiss.

Overall, most enjoyable, not the best VFM, but she is young and fit which commands some sort of premium I guess. Recommended.

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1 hour incall £250

I’ve had her on my HL for a while, but she seemed to visit Glasgow only on weeks when I was somewhere else/too busy. Finally got to make a booking when she last visited. Unfortunately, her price had gone up from £200 to £250 (she’d done some porn), but thought fuck it she looks hot and what a good decision that was..

Comms were ok, a bit scatty, but nothing outrageous. Booking arranged in advance with a few texts and given address on the day etc.. time keeping was perfect.

She was in a fairly plush city centre short term let, sharing with one of her touring partners. Flat was spot on and everything more than fit for purpose.

There’s zero surprise wrt her appearance, loadsa pics on her profile, she’s on instagram, TikTok, YouTube etc..
 Tall, pretty, blonde, heavily tattooed, slim yet curvy- basically right up my street and I wasn’t disappointed when she let me in. 
She was dressed in a colourful matching undies set with stockings and looked fucking gorgeous, couldn’t wait to get stuck in..

A dirty gfe is what I asked for and that’s what I got
Great natural feeling dfk
Tremendous owo knows what she’s doing with a dick, good teasing, attention to the baws, varying depth etc
RO with a bit of light fingering- fresh and responsive
A bit of rimming - both ways
Good energetic fucking
Coupla pops 

She’s sound af, a good laugh and the whole thing just flowed nicely. I bounced out the door and all the way home 

So an easy strong pos from me and I’ll definitely be back when she returns.
 

So today I was really desperately for a shag and have been waiting all over the easter weekend  to see if any new Thai girls arrived to share their easter pussy with us. Finally two new ones arrived on VS listings on Monday, upon texting they both said they would be working from Tuesday, so tried this one out yesterday.

https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/manchester-m15/new-thai-girl----sexy-first-time-in-your-area--07494078486--/326435527

There is no name in the advert- whether that is purposely or not I don't know - could be. I asked twice via text and was eventually given the name Rinda.

Location of flats are the ones just off the big Deansgate roundabout Blantyre Street - City Gate, often used for Asian / Thai girls.

£80 for 30 mins with all the usual services in the text list including OWO and FK and pussy licking. In reality, no french kissing more like a couple of lip kisses (like the Chinese) and that was it. Pussy licking not to keen to give it but reluctantly sat over my face for about 60 seconds.

Not a lot to say about this one as her service felt like she didn't want to be there at all. Maybe I was not what she was expecting. Her service was below average for a Thai girl, though I was actually in two minds whether she was Thai or not. She had had her lips done - not big but I could tell they were a bit duck like, not that I got to snog her as she avoided it. I should say that FK was confirmed in the list sent via text but when I questioned her to double confirm it when i was on the way her minder said no tongue - lip kiss only - oh oh!!.

Easy to find, getting in was less easy, hard to open the gate (big sign on the gate reminding tenants "not to let in strangers as this is our home" ). Took a few attempts to open the gate and find the right door, instructions not the best. CCTV in the lift so if you nervous use the stairs or wear a hoody. Told not to knock on the door, just text on arrival which I did, door gently opened and she hid behind the door, showed into the basic bedroom.

The service: Upon entering she was a bit off, asked for the readies and said get everything off while she left the room for a couple of mins. When back she immediately took her nighty off, dropped to her knees, cleaned the old boy and stuck it in her mouth. There was no pre service cuddling or fondling  or anything she just went straight into it, I rarely had the time to admire her body. Well as she was sucking I could see she had good size bolt ons, not too hard nice to the touch though she didn't like them being sucked or squeezed - i bit pointless her having them done really if she won't let you suck them. She was FAF IMO, very slim, but not skinny, firm body not an ounce of fat on her, nice bolt ons and slapable arse - though she complained when I did slap it..

Anyway, onwards, she sucked  me for about 3 or 4 mins then beckoned me on the bed for another 3 mins or so at her suggestion, good suction with those lips and about 2 thirds in (i'm not big so she could have taken the full length), not all the way but decent enough. Was harder than i had been for a while actually after recent issues due to meds. She was certainly doing the trick - I guess she could make some people cum but I controlled it well and told her to stop when i could feel the sap rising. I fancied some 69, she moaned about it and with some perseverance she sat over my face not in the best of positions for a minute at the most, at the same time she was reaching for the condom ready to put it on immediately. She was clean and a really nice pussy pity I couldn't get my tongue in it properly - neither would she accept fingers. It didn't last long and the condom was on in flash..

Sex was first in CG but her rhythm was not good, to be honest pretty crap last 2 mins tops, she suggested doggy, why not ?  Doggy was good , very tight pussy and she let me do more or less what I wanted, i almost could have cum but I wanted it to last. Fucked her in doggy for about 5 mins, pushed her down to do prone bone but she was resistant so didn't work out. Flipped her over for missionary, not much from her to be honest, just lied there making some light noise, I gave her the full length and she moaned about it, she obviously doesn't like this job - just the money. In fact she nearly killed it for me when I WAS SO ENJOYING IT - giving her full length she raised her hands at me as though she would slap me and shouted "hurry up and cum or I will kick you out!!" That was not necessary and i tried to calm her down which worked but I couldn't continue after being spoken to like that so i just jumped of and asked her to finished me by hand, Crap hand job to be honest but at least she made me cum - first time for a while.

She cleaned me up, we were at the 20 mins mark and she was about to wonder off expecting me to get up, dressed and get out but I said no, 10 mins left yet, she said finished and I' said show me your phone - sure enough 10 mins so I asked her to give me a massage for 5 mins which she did - it was ok.

I am torn between nuetral and negative but due to the fact she killed it by telling me to hurry up and cum otherwise she would kick me out is swinging it to negative. Plus when I think about it, no FK, no kissing of tits, no 69, and her general attitude and the limited service it's got to be a negative from me for this supposedly 'new Thai girl in Manchester' after sublime service.

Which is a shame as she really is fit, and her pussy is super tight, she just needs to improve her attitude and service or leave the job.. maybe other younger punters would get better, who knows.

There was another girl in the flat who I am told is AYA, this one (though I didn't see her),  https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/manchester-m15/new-sexy--thai-naughty-girl--first-time---07950298482--/326435127

Both girls do not seem to have AW profiles - or at least I couldn't find them.

I don't think I missed anything - I was out dead on 30 mins (I made sure of it).








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This punt was just tragic

In short - not attracted to her, crazy personality and crap sex

Longer version
Finding myself with a bit of time to kill and feeling the mood, I noticed Kasia was working and looking at her reviews she seems a bit hit and miss but more hit so thought it was worth the shot

Arranged 45 mins for £80. At those prices it isn't really a gamble
Now the positive, her Comms and response times was excellent. No complaints there and short notice visit arranged

The lady
Arrived on time and let in smoothly, all going swimmingly well. When she opened the door I was a little downbeat. I didn't find her face attractive, I guess the photos gave me a sense of what I thought I would be getting but reality was much different. On the plus side she had a nice juicy bum, so not all was lost

The action
Exchanged money and laid down on the bed for a little rub down. Immediately the atmosphere just felt off. There was no music on and a little conversation but it just wasn't feeling sexy at all. After about 5 min massage and her asking me the most intrusive questions on my personal life (married? Kids? Girlfriend? Where I live? Where I work Etc) I rolled over and she starts the blowjob.
To be fair this is a positive, not fantastic but it's good and I go from soft to hard. After 5 mins she gets out the thickest Jonny I have seen, a flavoured blue on and puts it on and asks the normal question of what position I want. I like to start in missionary so off we go. Again the atmosphere is just missing something and she is still asking me all kinds of intrusive questions which is really putting me off my swing. She also asked if I am working today so I yes I am on my break then she says she will report me for what I am doing, all trying to be funny. I try to nervous laugh them away then she starts joking around saying she will punch me. I get it, it's a joke but this is all the while I am trying to enjoy myself still in missionary.
Fact is none of us are feeling it because I feel her getting dry and she has to lube up.
I ask her to go on top and still, still in the defeating silence of the room, and the sex was still crap. She can't ride your dick it's more of a wobble.
Now I am dying to get out so I ask for doggy and, another quart of lube applied and I go to high heaven and finally get my release. When I finish she gets the condom off and says (and I kid you not) look, now I have your DNA so I can find you anywhere. Again I am sure it was an attempt at humour (at least I hope!) but it's just not what I want to hear at all.
I get my stuff on in a flash, make my excuses

Summary
It was just crap, questions and jokes made me uncomfortable and the atmosphere was off and the sex was crap.

If your struggling in Peterborough and desperately need a release, go for a massage and blowjob and then you wouldn't go wrong

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After taking a long break over Christmas, I made a trip to Leicester in early February and looked for a safe recommended lady. Cassy fit the bill so I texted and easily obtained the address and arranged for half hour.

Location: A side road on a major road into the city centre, plenty of street parking, the area is very busy but nobody watching. Door is discreet up some iron steps.

The Lady: Cassy is a good looking girl for her age, slim and pleasant enough, chatty with long dark hair. I relaxed right away. I think 58 is the right age, the only negative for me was the DD hard bolt on boobs. I know some guys are okay with this but I love playing with soft boobs even if small. Hard boobs do nothing for me. But overall a good body on her.

The Action: Most services were generally on offer, I am a bit vanilla so basically fingering, oral on her, excellent oral without on me, sex in doggy and missionary. I didn’t ask for French kissing which is probably my fault, but a good snog would have pushed this into a stronger positive and I wonder why so many girls don’t seem to understand this from an “encouraging a returning client” perspective, oh well it was discretionary so tra la la.

I cleaned up, got dressed and was out bang on time.

Positives: Knows the business, does the business, accurate profile

Negatives: Bolt on boobs, no real passion aka kissing.

Return: If in the area and available, why not.

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recently went to bua siri massage on Holdenhurst Road - the shop was previously Chana but it is not like Chana. Its had a make over and is quite nice now (whereas Chana was Ok and functional ).

Siri, the new owner used to work there a few years back I think and she gave me my massage. She has given herself an English name - something like Kate or Katie (sorry can't remember) and she told me that only herself and one other lady (given name Anne) work there.

Anyway, Siri/Katie gave me the oil massage i asked for and in the way i asked for it - a combination of firm and soft. A good full body massage with only a small towel that didn't stay on for very long. Shortly after the turnover,  she asked if there was anything else I wanted - I asked what my options were and it was only HE or B2B. I opted for HE (£30)which was delivered well, slow and sensual, building up to a very nice finish. In discussion afterwards, she made it very clear that a BJ or sex were definitely NOT available - only HE or B2B!

I enjoyed both the massage itself and the overall experience so a "positive" from me. Disappointed that more wouldn't be on offer if i became a "regular" - of course she might just be saying that at this early stage (ie my first visit to her) but i don't think so. But i will return as the overall experience was good. I paid £50 for an hours massage (i think the menu price was £55 - don't know why i got it a little cheaper) plus £30 for HE. That is a little on the expensive side for Bournemouth but i thought it worth it.

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Comms all via text and replied to fairly quickly

Location tower block in shieldfield

Price £80 for massage and He

Meet happened within the last week or 2. Seduced by the advert and the fact she's English and a red head, I thought this could be perfect. I love redheads

Arrived at postcode and fired off a text. Was asked to wait a few mins before getting door and floor number and which tower block.
Up the elevator and her flat is directly opposite the lift doors.
Knocked quietly and Sophia opened the door. First problem. Really underwhelmed with what I was greeted with. Short, not particularly attractive, maybe a 4/10. Dressed in black jogger (not nice ones) and a non deaciprt t shirt. What a let down from the photos on her aw.
2nd problem was the smell of weed and cigarettes in general. I mean I don't mind the smell but may cause issues for punters when they arrive home. I stayed for god knows what reason but I should have walked.

I paid upfront and asked to undress whilst she stored the vouchers away, I was hoping she'd get changed into something more erotic but no, same black joggers and t shirt when she arrived back in. Laid down on the massage table whilst she was away.

No questions of what massage and what pressure and she began with a Swedish massage. I'm not overly keen on them, I go to the gym alot and a strong massage is always my preference, asked her to alter pressure but nothing really changed, no teasing swipes etc.
30 minutes in I was asked to turn over on the massage table (table was way to narrow)
Proceeded with a chest and leg massage. He was bolted on right at the end and in fairness her technique was good but sadly I doesn't make up for the last hour of boredom. No towel down, hot cloths or shower and basically she gave me a pack of wet wipes to clean myself.
So I left oily.

Honestly it was a shit show. Not attractive, soft massage, no teasing, bolt on he at end. No towel and the smell of Mary Jane on my clothes when I left.

One of the worst punts I've had and an expensive poor r&t

Punters remorse still today. Avoid

YF

I am aware Alba's profile says she is not available anymore (or at least until the end of summer), so I am adding this review for the forum records.

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Date: late 2023 / early 2024.

Comms: First contact was through AW. After discussing services and agreeing on a date, we moved to text messages. She can come across as business-like on AW, but she is warmer in person.

Fees: 250 1hr incall + 100 fisting

Location: Hackney, not too far from a train station. It is a basement flat where she lived.

Looks: The photos give you a good idea of what she looks like. She is not a Russian superhoney size 6 or a blonde pornstar. She is Spanish, mid to late 30s, but I found her attractive and got on well with her.

Services: Really good sensual DFK, slow OWO and several positions (protected). Highlights were an excellent, very deep and long rimjob, and a very good hard anal. We also tried fisting (with a glove), which was a first time for me. I am happy I ticked that box, but it didn't do much for me, so I don't think it is an experience I will repeat.

Veredict: It is a shame I didn't visit Alba earlier. I got on very well with her, and I would have liked to try the duos she offered. Her profile said she was leaving the UK for good, now she added 'until the end of summer'. I would like to pay her another visit if/when she returns.