What is the dirtiest thing your missus does for you?

[sxround]

Mine will have it up the arse 2/3 times a year.

[Derrick101]

Load the dishwasher !!

[Steely Dan]

What does this question have to do with punting?

[Punter115]

Washes my knickers ( in the washing machine).

[fredpunter]

What does this question have to do with punting?

His Mrs is a prossie?

[abc--123]

Let's me cum on her tits. Apart from that very boring

[suttonporksword]

lets me post boring messages on here

[ghostpunter1]

She pisses in my food!

[Moresomes]

Puts the bins out.

[Simplysimon]

Owo , deep throat , cim, anal , vaginal , dfk and threesomes ,
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Are what she doesn't do !!!!

[Horizontal pleasures]

boy jobs and girl jobs ...  ?

[fredpunter]

boy jobs and girl jobs ...  ?

I think you need to switch autocorrect off on your phone

[David1970]

Let's me put the bins out
When she is really naughty she runs through the wheat fields.

[kamu]

Clogg the plug hole up with hair.

[cash2spare]

in the house shes up for anal ;-) and rimming me whilst wanking me. in the car she wanks me off and if we pull up in a lay by then its a blow job and swallow. sometimes give me a wank in pubs or restaurants if in a secluded place and has let me fuck her in the changing room at asda.

[Steely Dan]

My fuck buddy is up for anal and rimming me whilst wanking me (trombone). In the car she wanks me off and if we pull up in a lay by then its a blow job and swallow. She sometimes give me a wank in pubs or restaurants if in a secluded place and has let me fuck her in the changing room at Tesco. Never Asda.  She tells me it is only for me but I think she may be cheating.

[webpunter]

Do you usually wake up after these imaginary events ? 

in the house shes up for anal ;-) and rimming me whilst wanking me. in the car she wanks me off and if we pull up in a lay by then its a blow job and swallow. sometimes give me a wank in pubs or restaurants if in a secluded place and has let me fuck her in the changing room at asda.

[myothernameis]

Mine will have it up the arse 2/3 times a year.

who's arse, I bet its yours 

[ik8133]

Farts in my face!

[Drayki]

Hahaha!!! 

[Widescreen]

Let's me put the bins out
When she is really naughty she runs through the wheat fields.

Nice one.....lol

[cash2spare]

Do you usually wake up after these imaginary events ? 

yes when the alarm clock sounds 

[David1970]

Let's me put the bins out
When she is really naughty she runs through the wheat fields.

When it comes to fucking she is number 1, she can fuck-up a general election campaign like no other lady.

[webpunter]

 

yes when the alarm clock sounds 

[Jay-Jay]

in the house shes up for anal ;-) and rimming me whilst wanking me. in the car she wanks me off and if we pull up in a lay by then its a blow job and swallow. sometimes give me a wank in pubs or restaurants if in a secluded place and has let me fuck her in the changing room at asda.

Which is obviously why you have the user name you do.

Jay

[Shearer1955]

She tells me it is only for me but I think she may be cheating.

You are very perceptive 

[cash2spare]

Thought the topic was a wind up, sorry fellas.

The dirtiest thing she does for me is when we have sex (once a month if I'm lucky) she actually talks dirty!

[Horizontal pleasures]

cleans the bog.

[Plan R]

My ex was (after a night out on the lash), up for dressing up, rimming me, being tied up spanked and anal, all the while being enthusiastically cunted off by me for being 'a bad girl'
She was also up for me waking up in the middle of the night and immediately going at all the above again without any preamble whatsoever.

Unfortunately she was mad as a box of frogs, (as many/most sex demon women are)..
This made life an emotional roller coaster to say the least.
Another of Gods sick jokes

 

[Shynuthorny69]

An ex of mine stopped me mid coitus the once and begged me to piss in her mouth  talk about a surprise and a half lol (took me a while pissing with a hard on is never easy lol)

[steviex00]

Sweet Jesus, if my wife did any of the above, I wouldn't need to hand over so much of my hard-earned wedge to the professionals.

By the way, I'm still laughing at Steely Dan's post!