English Rebecca Bristol

[JimmySW]

Recent incall at Rebecca's apartment in Bristol, I was staying at a hotel near Bristol (flying out the following morning early) and I had organised a reverse booking which went tits up on the day - the girl concerned had an excuse (time of the month) and although I suspect it wasn't genuine there is no way of knowing for sure. I had been on UKE where she had been recommended in the planning stage and I've been around here long enough to be familiar with her she doesn't drive and I wanted an outcall so I had discounted her despite the fact that she was on my Bristol hotlist.

Long story short there were no outcalls so Rebecca agreed to fit me in for 30 minutes as she was going out for a girly drink, I normally go for 1 hour but that would have to do!

She was exactly what I expected although I didn't find her too chatty, maybe it was because of the time limitations or because I had my tongue down her throat fairly early on! She gives a spirited blow job and one of the tightest pussy's I have ever encountered! Oral to finish and swallow was excellent and I left £80 poorer and felt I had definitely had my money's worth.

I would go back but only if an hour was on the table as I hate to rush.

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[houseboot]

The first paragraph is not relevant to this review.

All that needs to be said is something like, "Having been let down on a reverse booking elsewhere, I booked ER at short notice".

Mixing two Reviews in one, and you're not the first person to do this, just adds a level of confusion.

[satyromaniac]

The first paragraph is not relevant to this review.

All that needs to be said is something like, "Having been let down on a reverse booking elsewhere, I booked ER at short notice".

Mixing two Reviews in one, and you're not the first person to do this, just adds a level of confusion.

I thought your review was your review. You can write it however you want.
That 1st paragraph was just adding some context, nothing confusing about it.

 

[Branny]

She seems reliable and very well used, so the contrast makes sense to me.

[DrConners]

She seems reliable and very well used, so the contrast makes sense to me.

 

[JimmySW]

The first paragraph is not relevant to this review.

Until Admin or someone else in authority reprimands me I will note your objection  and carry on - I must admit ER reviews often take a left turn but I never imagined this! 

[houseboot]

Until Admin or someone else in authority reprimands me I will note your objection  and carry on - I must admit ER reviews often take a left turn but I never imagined this! 

" Only one review thread per punt. Do not combine multiple punts in the same review thread, neither should a same punt be split into multiple review threads. Do not post the same review in multiple regions."

Lots of Reviews take "left turns" and get muddled when too much information is included about someone other than the SP being reviewed. In this case 50% of it is about someone else.

[EnglishRebecca121]

" Only one review thread per punt. Do not combine multiple punts in the same review thread, neither should a same punt be split into multiple review threads. Do not post the same review in multiple regions."

Lots of Reviews take "left turns" and get muddled when too much information is included about someone other than the SP being reviewed. In this case 50% of it is about someone else.

 

[Marmalade]

 

[EnglishRebecca121]

She seems reliable and very well used, so the contrast makes sense to me.

happy to admit at over 900 feedbacks im "well used" but at least im not jaded !

[Shortandsensible]

I do really want to use her as well, but I never seem to go that way of the country for anything. And overall 4hrs+ there & back driving for a 1hr booking I can’t quite justify. Shame. She looks so hot & seems pretty sound on here

[JimmySW]

" Only one review thread per punt.

I'm not entirely certain who or what has wound you up but there is only one review, one escort name and link, merely some context to my evening showing how flexible Rebecca was to fit me in. I'm sorry it offends your sensibilities but can we just agree to disagree and leave it there?

[Paris69]

happy to admit at over 900 feedbacks im "well used" but at least im not jaded !

I might be mistaken but in the context of the statement I took well used to mean 'regularly booked' ...and said in a complimentary tone

[houseboot]

I might be mistaken but in the context of the statement I took well used to mean 'regularly booked' ...and said in a complimentary tone

 

and, allegedly, "clocked" :-

www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=241436.msg2469713#msg2469713

[webpunter]

How very polite of you

Well used or used well ?

Extract from review:  spirited BJ / tight box / CIM & swallow seems to suggest the latter

And not jaded !  Good girl   

I might be mistaken but in the context of the statement I took well used to mean 'regularly booked' ...and said in a complimentary tone

[MrMatrix]

I thought your review was your review. You can write it however you want.
That 1st paragraph was just adding some context, nothing confusing about it.

 

Agreed , its his review. We've all seen more verbose reviews. Its fine OP.

[EnglishRebecca121]

and, allegedly, "clocked" :-

www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=241436.msg2469713#msg2469713

Sorry what’s your issue ? You clearly have an issue with me so just come out with it .

[houseboot]

Sorry what’s your issue ? You clearly have an issue with me so just come out with it .

Que?

Try reading Reply 1.

[Paris69]

happy to admit at over 900 feedbacks im "well used" but at least im not jaded !

Never realised that you (ER) did OWO/CIM & Swallow....my favourite.
Gonna have to get across to Bristol from Surrey to partake.

[paper7]

The first paragraph is not relevant to this review.

All that needs to be said is something like, "Having been let down on a reverse booking elsewhere, I booked ER at short notice".

Mixing two Reviews in one, and you're not the first person to do this, just adds a level of confusion.

Does it really matter??

You review it how you like OP.

[Waterhouse]

Mixing two Reviews in one, and you're not the first person to do this, just adds a level of confusion.

I don't see this as mixing two reviews at all - the OP hasn't mentioned who the other girl was, the one who let him down. 

I see it more as adding some context to why he ended up booking Becs and highlighting how accommodating she was.

No big deal whatsoever.

[MrMatrix]

Does it really matter??

You review it how you like OP.

Which Paper7 leads us to ask when are you going to do your first review in nearly two years of being here!!!!

[JimmySW]

Thanks for the support gentlemen!

[Fuzzyduck]

You review it how you like OP.

You clearly are the voice of experience.

[Fuzzyduck]

All that needs to be said is something like, "Having been let down on a reverse booking elsewhere, I booked ER at short notice".

+1

Mixing two Reviews in one, and you're not the first person to do this, just adds a level of confusion.

-1 I didn't see any confusion but as OP said, "to cut a long story short"

[MajorPayne]

happy to admit at over 900 feedbacks im "well used" but at least im not jaded !

Never had a bad punt from my Bristol girl 

[Avg_Joe]

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happy to admit at over 900 feedbacks im "well used" but at least.....

.....She gives a spirited blow job and one of the tightest pussy's I have ever encountered!

there ya go... fixed that for you 

[RobT22]

Hoping to see the lovely sounding Rebecca in the not too distant future. Off to Cyprus first.

[Marmalade]

I see not much has changed while I was on a break. Another never-ending gooey simpering tongue-up-her-arse thread about knocking-30 becky.

And here’s me thinking that UKE was invented to house all that scented fluffy poo... 

 



Nice photos by the way, hen. You get ‘younger’ with each photo shoot.   

[webpunter]

Do you seriously think that we give a monkey's arse that you are going to Cyprus ? 

I bet ER can't wait for your return.  Tanned up.  Do you wear socks with your jesus boots ? 

Hoping to see the lovely sounding Rebecca in the not too distant future. Off to Cyprus first.

Reading your one review might be a good idea that you get a few more in before you go see the 'lovely sounding Rebecca'

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I do hope you can manage it twice, given that most probably you'll shoot in your pants when sheepishly getting undressed & ER is on the bed legs akimbo

Good luck 

[James999]

I see not much has changed while I was on a break. Another never-ending gooey simpering tongue-up-her-arse thread about knocking-30 becky.

And here’s me thinking that UKE was invented to house all that scented fluffy poo... 

 



Nice photos by the way, hen. You get ‘younger’ with each photo shoot.   

Welcome back, lots has changed of course 

As for ER, she's run out of retirement announcements and health announcements her new angle is clocking her age and the hurry and book her before she becomes underage 

[James999]

Off to Cyprus first.

Is going abroad a big thing for you then, it will be cheap off season at least 

[Mariooooo]

Fair Play, what is it with ER reviews. they always go on for pages and pages . 

[finn5555]

Fair Play, what is it with ER reviews. they always go on for pages and pages . 

Basically ER is a well known bullshitter and has told so many lies over the years even she don't know the truth  so her reviews get a lot of comments so people are aware of what she is like 

[James999]

Fair Play, what is it with ER reviews. they always go on for pages and pages . 

It's her way of promoting herself, she's a prolific PMer, if you haven't had a PM from her yet it won't be long, and may well just be a pointless emoticon, she will want to make sure she doesn't miss any opportunity to meet a potential new husband (getting paid along the way of course) 

[GoodIdea]

All of this seems extremely harsh chaps. And not at all like my experience when I met her.

[EnglishRebecca121]

All of this seems extremely harsh chaps. And not at all like my experience when I met her.

Don’t worry about it it wouldn’t be a true review if James and Finn hadn’t had  there usual dig lol I’ve grown to expect it .

[Avg_Joe]

sucks cock well.... tick
swallows..............tick
slim.....................tick
available to fuck....tick
younger than me...tick
thinner than me.....tick


the rest is just immaterial noise  but the way these reviews go on for pages is pure entertainment

[finn5555]

All of this seems extremely harsh chaps. And not at all like my experience when I met her.

She clearly gives a good service albeit interjected with all the inane bullshit talking she is renowned for.
As for harsh it’s highlighting facts so you can make an informed choice if you wish to meet her 

[Karl_gustav1]

She clearly gives a good service albeit interjected with all the inane bullshit talking she is renowned for.
As for harsh it’s highlighting facts so you can make an informed choice if you wish to meet her 

I actually want to meet her because of the extra random posts! Just need a reason to go to Bristol!!

[Punterperson1971]

I actually want to meet her because of the extra random posts! Just need a reason to go to Bristol!!

Me too,need to go to Bristol or she needs to tour the west midlands.

[paper7]

Which Paper7 leads us to ask when are you going to do your first review in nearly two years of being here!!!!

I thought I'd made it quite clear in the past, I'm housebound (Now virtually immobile, sadly) All I can do is dream. Added to that is the fact that, should the O/H find out, I'd blow my marriage right out of the water.

[Not_today]

It's her way of promoting herself, she's a prolific PMer, if you haven't had a PM from her yet it won't be long, and may well just be a pointless emoticon, she will want to make sure she doesn't miss any opportunity to meet a potential new husband (getting paid along the way of course) 

I thought she was half dead with liver failure. Woukdnt be a long marriage would it?

[MrMatrix]

I thought I'd made it quite clear in the past, I'm housebound (Now virtually immobile, sadly) All I can do is dream. Added to that is the fact that, should the O/H find out, I'd blow my marriage right out of the water.

Sorry Paper 7 I had no idea mate. And quite right you shouldnt risk your marriage. I cant imagine being in your predicament, sounds awful. Have you ever thought of asking your wife if its possible to relive this as a fantasy and get some one around.- Just a thought, as I know two wives who know about their OHs secret and off they go with their blessing so long as the husbands descreet about it.
Oddly enought ER is possibly one girl who'd probably do an outcall to meet you...I think.
Best of luck Paper7.
Regards  MM

[paper7]

Sorry Paper 7 I had no idea mate. And quite right you shouldnt risk your marriage. I cant imagine being in your predicament, sounds awful. Have you ever thought of asking your wife if its possible to relive this as a fantasy and get some one around.- Just a thought, as I know two wives who know about their OHs secret and off they go with their blessing so long as the husbands descreet about it.
Oddly enought ER is possibly one girl who'd probably do an outcall to meet you...I think.
Best of luck Paper7.
Regards  MM

No offence taken MM. Oddly enough I asked the O/H outright after being rejected, yet again recently. Let's just say she's been OMINOUSLY quiet since! (Uh-oh!!)

[MrMatrix]

No offence taken MM. Oddly enough I asked the O/H outright after being rejected, yet again recently. Let's just say she's been OMINOUSLY quiet since! (Uh-oh!!)

You story is typical of so many here. What does she expect you to do then?
 

[paper7]

You story is typical of so many here. What does she expect you to do then?
 

God knows MM, I'd probably find crawling 26 miles over broken glass easier than trying to solve the problem!

[webpunter]

Happens all the time
The OH's well runs dry & no enthusiasm for action
Especially not with hubby
Keeps many a couple together, discreteness being the key - IE as long as people they know supposedly have no idea

I know two wives who know about their OHs secret and off they go with their blessing so long as the husbands descreet about it.

[MrMatrix]

God knows MM, I'd probably find crawling 26 miles over broken glass easier than trying to solve the problem!

Tell her you've organised an escort to come in and help you out. And ask her to go shopping for a few hours. See what her reaction is.
Other than that the 26 miles is looking appealing at this stage

[Branny]

Or ask ER to borrow an outfit from one the the doctors and nurses she knows and pop around for an 'in depth' private health check?

She is a game girl so may have other ideas to share?