Author Topic: Dwarf Girls (Read 8187 times)

Northernbear · « **on:** July 11, 2016, 10:20:20 pm »

Hi

Does anyone know of any working girls who are dwarves?

Contact details appreciated.

Thank you.

webpunter · « **Reply #1 on:** July 11, 2016, 10:22:58 pm »

Such girls are likely to be below our radar

bristolqwerty · « **Reply #2 on:** July 11, 2016, 10:24:03 pm »

You'll get short changed ~ seriously you dirty barsteward

have you been watching LORD OF THE RING?

webpunter · « **Reply #3 on:** July 11, 2016, 10:27:14 pm »

The perfect woman should be 3 feet tall with a flat head. Somewhere to rest your pint whilst she's giving you a BJ. Boom boom

Just Some Bloke · « **Reply #4 on:** July 11, 2016, 10:53:09 pm »

How could you stoop so low?

Stalinator · « **Reply #5 on:** July 11, 2016, 10:55:10 pm »

Very easily I would imagine.

bristolqwerty · « **Reply #6 on:** July 11, 2016, 11:00:26 pm »

Here's the previous low down

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=60199.25

webpunter · « **Reply #7 on:** July 11, 2016, 11:02:51 pm »

The OP should set his aspirations higher

Roth · « **Reply #8 on:** July 12, 2016, 12:10:26 am »

Quote from: webpunter on July 11, 2016, 10:27:14 pm

The perfect woman should be 3 feet tall with a flat head. Somewhere to rest your pint whilst she's giving you a BJ. Boom boom

That's a low blow.,

Ben4454 · « **Reply #9 on:** July 12, 2016, 12:13:26 am »

Quote from: webpunter on July 11, 2016, 10:27:14 pm

The perfect woman should be 3 feet tall with a flat head. Somewhere to rest your pint whilst she's giving you a BJ. Boom boom

tyrese999 · « **Reply #10 on:** July 12, 2016, 04:25:47 am »

Op it depends what area you are in but I know of a top drawer one I've been a bit selfish about and kept her to myself...... But have decided to share.
I've no link at moment as on my phone typing this but if you do an adultwork search on her name you should find her....... Her name is Tai Nee.

Roth · « **Reply #11 on:** July 12, 2016, 06:24:26 am »

Quote from: tyrese999 on July 12, 2016, 04:25:47 am

Op it depends what area you are in but I know of a top drawer one I've been a bit selfish about and kept her to myself...... But have decided to share.
I've no link at moment as on my phone typing this but if you do an adultwork search on her name you should find her....... Her name is Tai Nee.

I'd heard she was in short supply.

anonyorks · « **Reply #12 on:** July 12, 2016, 07:57:47 am »

Come on guys, let's not give him a short shrift he's asked for our help.

One Eyed Snake · « **Reply #13 on:** July 12, 2016, 08:16:26 am »

TWISTED

DannyJames · « **Reply #14 on:** July 12, 2016, 03:31:56 pm »

Come on guys, the OP just wants someone to go UP on him

Roth · « **Reply #15 on:** July 12, 2016, 04:08:24 pm »

I'm getting a little bit bored now ......

Just my tiny joke ......

I'll get me coat!

tyrese999 · « **Reply #16 on:** July 12, 2016, 05:09:02 pm »

I know I don't post much but come on guys !!! Give the op a break!
Now op I'm hopefully going to get this back on track for help for you.....I actually bumped into a midget ex working girl I used to see years ago.............
Small world

Just Some Bloke · « **Reply #17 on:** July 12, 2016, 05:48:25 pm »

It would probably make for a miserable punt... in a recent market research survey by snow white, it was revealed that 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren't happy.

ickydicky · « **Reply #18 on:** July 12, 2016, 06:29:35 pm »

but only one is grumpy

Roth · « **Reply #19 on:** July 12, 2016, 11:36:36 pm »

Let's not stoop too low here please.

Ben4454 · « **Reply #20 on:** July 12, 2016, 11:43:47 pm »

Well I guess he just wants a Little fun....

fly fifer · « **Reply #21 on:** July 13, 2016, 12:08:33 am »

Go easy on the OP guys.
He's just trying to face up to his short Cummings.

tyrese999 · « **Reply #22 on:** July 13, 2016, 02:28:36 am »

Looking at ops other posts on street girls I personally think we should all club together to help him get a cheap jeep maybe so he's sat high enough to see dwarves on street corners as he's driving around ? Or maybe he's hoping that the cops will not see said street dwarf in front seat of car as below windscreen height?

stevedave · « **Reply #23 on:** July 13, 2016, 05:53:57 pm »

Come on guys, let's not be so small minded. The op has only been here a short time and has asked for our help with his little problem. Surely someone can throw him a tiny morsel of information?

rumbler · « **Reply #24 on:** July 13, 2016, 06:02:15 pm »

OP hasn't returned to the thread, maybe he has a short attention span.

webpunter · « **Reply #25 on:** July 13, 2016, 06:07:39 pm »

Quote from: tyrese999 on July 12, 2016, 04:25:47 am

Her name is Tai Nee.

Surely her profile used to be KneeHi

SmackmaBitchUp · « **Reply #26 on:** July 13, 2016, 10:25:44 pm »

Your all going to be Shortlisted to admin for abuse! ....

Desimonic · « **Reply #27 on:** July 14, 2016, 07:42:22 pm »

HAHA ffs i'm in stitches reading this thread

bristolqwerty · « **Reply #28 on:** July 14, 2016, 08:11:35 pm »

A mate of mine sought counseling after finger f***ing a midget? He never thought he'd stoop so low.

tyrese999 · « **Reply #29 on:** July 14, 2016, 10:13:15 pm »

Very good webpunter.
Bit off subject but reminded me of last Asian girl shagged whom I questioned about her price structure of £40 30 mins, £100 60 mins and £260 for two hours?? I said I'm gonna report you to your pimp I want your name, which she gave,so as a warning to you all I think I'm within my rights to post it here. Her name is..............
Wai su dim

Roth · « **Reply #30 on:** July 15, 2016, 10:21:24 pm »

Quote from: rumbler on July 13, 2016, 06:02:15 pm

OP hasn't returned to the thread, maybe he has a short attention span.

Very short sighted of him.

Just Some Bloke · « **Reply #31 on:** July 15, 2016, 10:22:44 pm »

Just don't ask for oral... that would be a low blow.

Nooilpainting · « **Reply #32 on:** July 15, 2016, 10:31:31 pm »

I think I'd rather see a midget, I'm sure there are some gems out there.

Happylad · « **Reply #33 on:** July 15, 2016, 10:53:51 pm »

This thread has not been treated with proper seriousness. For all we know the OP may himself be a dwarf who has simply got fed up with carrying a step ladder round on his punts.

Roth · « **Reply #34 on:** July 15, 2016, 10:57:11 pm »

Quote from: Happylad on July 15, 2016, 10:53:51 pm

This thread has not been treated with proper seriousness. For all we know the OP may himself be a dwarf who has simply got fed up with carrying a step ladder round on his punts.

You mean the 5 steps to happy punting?

fairfield · « **Reply #35 on:** July 15, 2016, 11:13:56 pm »

Quote from: Happylad on July 15, 2016, 10:53:51 pm

..... carrying a step ladder round on his punts.

......and singing "Hi HOE, Hi HOE, a-punting i will go..."

Happylad · « **Reply #36 on:** July 15, 2016, 11:26:20 pm »

Quote from: Roth on July 15, 2016, 10:57:11 pm

You mean the 5 steps to happy punting?

I was thinking more of being able to reach the heights of ecstasy

Happylad · « **Reply #37 on:** July 15, 2016, 11:28:51 pm »

But then again, maybe if he stood on his dignity he might get there.

fly fifer · « **Reply #38 on:** July 15, 2016, 11:59:56 pm »

Snow White isn't going to be happy when she hears about this.

mrdiamond77 · « **Reply #39 on:** July 16, 2016, 03:34:24 pm »

I don't think anybody is treating the OP's post with enough seriousness. I think he's getting the short end of the stick.

I am sure there must be some midget/dwarf working girls somewhere but it can't be easy for them, getting a bed big enough for the client and bathroom/shower facilities for both the client and themselves etc. I remember reading that Warwick Davies has to book into special hotels for himself and his family with beds and furniture a suitable size.

On a different note, I can remember watching a TV documentary series a few years ago set in a legal Nevada brothel where most of the girls were porn stars. One of the girls was a midget - Bridgete the Midget I think - and by all accounts she was very popular. She was in high demand.

Ali Katt · « **Reply #40 on:** July 16, 2016, 03:49:14 pm »

Quote from: mrdiamond77 on July 16, 2016, 03:34:24 pm

I don't think anybody is treating the OP's post with enough seriousness. I think he's getting the short end of the stick.

I am sure there must be some midget/dwarf working girls somewhere but it can't be easy for them, getting a bed big enough for the client and bathroom/shower facilities for both the client and themselves etc. I remember reading that Warwick Davies has to book into special hotels for himself and his family with beds and furniture a suitable size.

On a different note, I can remember watching a TV documentary series a few years ago set in a legal Nevada brothel where most of the girls were porn stars. One of the girls was a midget - Bridgete the Midget I think - and by all accounts she was very popular. She was in high demand.

She's a porn star, she starred in the weird video 18" vs 18".

fairfield · « **Reply #41 on:** July 16, 2016, 05:51:44 pm »

Quote from: mrdiamond77 on July 16, 2016, 03:34:24 pm

......but it can't be easy for them,....

Don't be so sure. Years ago when i could afford it, used to go to the footie with big tall Scottish lad and his (midget) mrs. He always sent her thru the youth turnstiles. And they'd show me how she always paid child fares on buses/trains etc. Bet they also did kids go free deals.
She dumped him after only 3 years of marriage. He was gutted, s'ppose his later g/fs cost him full price.

JamesCollins · « **Reply #42 on:** July 16, 2016, 08:42:30 pm »

I'm looking for a transsexual dwarf.
Preferably a black transsexual dwarf.

brianthedog21 · « **Reply #43 on:** July 16, 2016, 09:35:06 pm »

I think this is one of the problems with this forum, all the piss taking when the OP asks a perfectly serious question

OP can I suggest you rise above all the childish dwarf jokes!

fairfield · « **Reply #44 on:** July 16, 2016, 10:49:31 pm »

Ok, serious heed on, here's a wee one operating early this year in bonnie Scotland. A classic find by Game of Scones hisself.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=89850.0
O/P whether you take the high road, or take the low road, cant see many getting to Scotia before ye.

bristolqwerty · « **Reply #45 on:** July 17, 2016, 12:08:49 am »

My wife walked in on me having sex with a Midget prostitute. She started "screaming" at me telling me how I promised to stop cheating. So I looked down and said "look honey, I cutting down"!

Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel rooms.
The first dwarf, however, is unable to get a stiffy. His depression is enhanced by the fact that, from the next room, he hears cries of, "ONE, TWO, THREE...UUUUH!" all night long.
In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?"
The first whispered back, "It was so embarrassing. I just couldn't get a hard on."
The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing?!!" he asked. "I couldn't even get on the bed!!!"

maxxblue · « **Reply #46 on:** July 17, 2016, 02:09:47 am »

Booked to see this gorgeous vertically challenged lady:

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Arrived at her house but I didn't have any change for the taxi driver, so asked Ima if she had any change, and I would sort it out when I paid her.

"Sorry, I'm a bit short", she replied.

poseidon · « **Reply #47 on:** July 17, 2016, 03:49:04 am »

Quote from: brianthedog21 on July 16, 2016, 09:35:06 pm

I think this is one of the problems with this forum, all the piss taking when the OP asks a perfectly serious question

OP can I suggest you rise above all the childish dwarf jokes!

The piss taking is part of the UKP culture. Think of it like being in the army - if you say something stupid or funny in the barracks, your mates are gonna rip the piss outta you. Just laugh with them and get over it.

Now, don't forget that dwarves are known for having thinner vaginas so you're gonna need a smaller dick to fit inside

Just Some Bloke · « **Reply #48 on:** July 17, 2016, 10:03:17 am »

The one I saw was very offputting... I could hear her kids in the next room and all she did was get naked but I wasn't allowed to touch her.

It was the bare minimum.

maxxblue · « **Reply #49 on:** July 17, 2016, 06:29:00 pm »

Quote from: poseidon on July 17, 2016, 03:49:04 am

The piss taking is part of the UKP culture. Think of it like being in the army - if you say something stupid or funny in the barracks, your mates are gonna rip the piss outta you. Just laugh with them and get over it.

Now, don't forget that dwarves are known for having thinner vaginas so you're gonna need a smaller dick to fit inside

Brianthedog was joking.

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Author Topic: Dwarf Girls (Read 8187 times)

Northernbear

bristolqwerty

Just Some Bloke

bristolqwerty

Ben4454

tyrese999

DannyJames

tyrese999

Just Some Bloke

ickydicky

Ben4454

fly fifer

tyrese999

rumbler

bristolqwerty

tyrese999

Just Some Bloke

fly fifer

bristolqwerty

poseidon

Just Some Bloke