Have you ever punted after a funeral

[myothernameis]

This week will be my uncles 15 anniversary, when he passed away in Jan 2000, I felt I need some company and someone to talk to, so I made arrangements to see an escort in the afternoon, after the service and wake were finished

I made a booking for 2 hours where most of the time, we talked, and she provide me some comfort, as this uncle meant a lot to me

[HawkG]

There are plenty of services that provide counselling for free.

And their staff will be better trained than some random hooker.

[Tjkooker]

There are plenty of services that provide counselling for free.

And their staff will be better trained than some random hooker.

Very much agree.

You don't half post some weird shit on this forum. You mentioned elsewhere you work for a supermarket.... Are you one of those guys that collects trolleys all day while scaring little children ?

[Jay-Jay]

There are plenty of services that provide counselling for free.

And their staff will be better trained than some random hooker.

But will they give you a nosh as well? 

Jay

[Captain Kang]

Yes, I once went to see a regular after a funeral, but it was for nookie not consolation. The deceased wasn't close.

[dilettante]

There's a profile somewhere on AW who lists only "Necrophilia" on her Enjoys list - in the blurb she says although she's not "working" in her daily life it is stipulated in her Will that her executors are to auction off her body (on AW) to the highest bidder for an afternoon of pre-rigor mortis nookie, the proceeds of which are to go to the local RC church for masses to be said for her soul.  (She must be either seriously ill or an inveterate hypochondriac, I suspect.)  I'll find the link and PM to the OP as he clearly seems to be into that sort of thing.

[raylondoner]

Not a funeral but I punted after a wedding once - I hasten to add that it wasn't mine! 

[Corus Boy]

I had trouble getting a stiffy 

[cueball]

it is stipulated in her Will that her executors are to auction off her body (on AW) to the highest bidder for an afternoon of pre-rigor mortis nookie

I'll bet she'll do bareback then, oh and no clock watching

[cueball]

I had trouble getting a stiffy 

Lmfao

[jackdaw]

This week will be my uncles 15 anniversary, when he passed away in Jan 2000, I felt I need some company and someone to talk to, so I made arrangements to see an escort in the afternoon, after the service and wake were finished

I made a booking for 2 hours where most of the time, we talked, and she provide me some comfort, as this uncle meant a lot to me

I always think that every person is best left to grieve in their own way...yes there are less expensive ways of doing it, but no point making a god of money. (My own way tends to be to walk round places which remind me of the deceased.)

Never punted immediately after a funeral. But did once punt in memory of a friend...he was a lot more obsessed with sex than I am, so was pretty sure it was sort of gesture he'd appreciate.

Picked a big buxom wench...not my usual type, but "X" was ever a tit man... jeez she rode well. Must certainly did not spend any time discussing my mate at the punt...he'd have been first to give a bollocking about wasting shagging time... but did go after for a pint at a pub we frequented together in our distant youth.

[Corus Boy]

Lmfao

Better than having a Coffin Fit 

[Blackpool Rock]

I had a wank while watching porn after I had my cat put down (true), guess I needed some pussy back in my life LOL!

[jsparky]

After your own funeral if you can manage that, oh, don't bother with the review!

[hockogrockle]

Don't really understand the OP's point. His uncle died 15 years ago. To say that having a punt on the anniversary of his death is "punting after a funeral" is stretching a point until it snaps in two.
By all means have a consolatory shag on the anniversary of his death. But it's not the same as shagging somebody with your black tie still on. And after 15 years, it's time to move on. If you asked me the date of my aunt's funeral (also about 15 years ago), I wouldn't have a bloody clue, nice woman though she was. Oh, I've just remembered: it was some time last century

[Quesadilla]

Don't really understand the OP's point. His uncle died 15 years ago. To say that having a punt on the anniversary of his death is "punting after a funeral" is stretching a point until it snaps in two.
By all means have a consolatory shag on the anniversary of his death. But it's not the same as shagging somebody with your black tie still on. And after 15 years, it's time to move on. If you asked me the date of my aunt's funeral (also about 15 years ago), I wouldn't have a bloody clue, nice woman though she was. Oh, I've just remembered: it was some time last century

Think you missed the point - yes it's his uncle's anniversary, but the punt happened after the funeral 15 years ago! That's how I read it anyway.

[hockogrockle]

Think you missed the point - yes it's his uncle's anniversary, but the punt happened after the funeral 15 years ago! That's how I read it anyway.

Oh, right.  However, I wonder why it's taken him 15 years to worry about this?

[SmackmaBitchUp]

This topic is best left dead and buried....

[unclepokey]

I haven't punted immediately after a funeral.

I really can't see why I should not. Life, as 'tis said, goes on (FFS).

Certainly I don't consider the opinion of the deceased of the least concern. And it's no business of anyone else either, dead or alive.

Uncle Pokey

[unclepokey]

I miss spoke please delete the "the least"
UP

[Diehard]

I tried to book a hooker on the morning of a relatives funeral but she didn't turn up.