The “I’m ready” text.

[Plan R]

After 3yrs with the same punting phone, conditioning has occurred, and I now associate the 'ding ding ding ding ding' txt sound of my nasty Nokia 108,  with imminent fanny licking.
I start to salivate uncontrollably - proving Pavlov was right.

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[Marmalade]

If I arrive early I may text to say I am here and can come to the door now or wait for the arranged time. I see it as in both our interests to get started if both ready. I take it as read that I will also be finishing early. Never considered it a tactic to get extra time.

I say something like that but with less words, yes. It’s polite and business like, giving them the option to begin a few minutes early but without pressure, and also politely suggests that one anticipates starting on time.

A lot of these women are prostitutes for a reason, their organizational skills are shit.

They have no experience of high level business etiquette. Pizza delivery skills with a home-made CEO calling card.

[EnglishRebecca121]

A lot of these women are prostitutes for a reason, their organizational skills are shit.

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judgementle prick.

[EnglishRebecca121]

They have no experience of high level business etiquette. Pizza delivery skills with a home-made CEO calling card.

and so are you a tit.we are no different to anyone else. why recently so much hate towards wgs on here

[Marmalade]

and so are you a tit.we are no different to anyone else. why recently so much hate towards wgs on here

Oh dear, PMS today petal?

We don’t hate you, you idiot. We use your services (you and other SPs). We are as judgmental as you might be buying make-up or box sets or whatever you spend your money on, so try not to take offence.

And by the way, huffy little responses such as your outbursts on this thread illustrate my point exactly — can you imagine Vivienne Westwood replying to someone else’s tweet in such a manner? 

Many punters do indeed have high level jobs, which is how they can pay inflated prossie prices. The only way to keep a clear head is to recognise the level of interaction with which one is dealing. It doesn’t mean the carwash guy is better or worse than the CEO who controls the franchises: I am polite to both face-to-face: but I’ll exchange opinions and info as I please with other customers. That’s what this forum is for, you skinny little runt 

If you want to have punters coo in your cyber ears go to UKP. You’ve been here long enough: you should know! 


For goodness sake, try some evening primrose oil or something — it’ll do you more good than snapping at the hand that feeds you. Now toddle off, there’s a good girl... 

[Foxtail17]

If I arrive a little early I just send a text saying I am here, ready when you are, if they are ready then fine.

I once texted an escort 5 mins before time, she said she would be ready in 20 minutes and would text when ready. I said ‘Lovely, I’ll text back if I still want to see you.’ And went to plan B

[freeze44]

If I arrive a little early I just send a text saying I am here, ready when you are, if they are ready then fine.

I once texted an escort 5 mins before time, she said she would be ready in 20 minutes and would text when ready. I said ‘Lovely, I’ll text back if I still want to see you.’ And went to plan B

Yeah good one and done something similar where was told to wait 20 mins...so left it and got a surprised response back!! Sure some wg's think we got nothing else to do or spend on!!

[EnglishRebecca121]

Oh dear, PMS today petal?

We don’t hate you, you idiot. We use your services (you and other SPs). We are as judgmental as you might be buying make-up or box sets or whatever you spend your money on, so try not to take offence.

And by the way, huffy little responses such as your outbursts on this thread illustrate my point exactly — can you imagine Vivienne Westwood replying to someone else’s tweet in such a manner? 

Many punters do indeed have high level jobs, which is how they can pay inflated prossie prices. The only way to keep a clear head is to recognise the level of interaction with which one is dealing. It doesn’t mean the carwash guy is better or worse than the CEO who controls the franchises: I am polite to both face-to-face: but I’ll exchange opinions and info as I please with other customers. That’s what this forum is for, you skinny little runt 

If you want to have punters coo in your cyber ears go to UKP. You’ve been here long enough: you should know! 


For goodness sake, try some evening primrose oil or something — it’ll do you more good than snapping at the hand that feeds you. Now toddle off, there’s a good girl... 

Skinny little runt ?! Wow just wow .

[James999]

Skinny little runt ?! Wow just wow .

I bet you're torn between PMing him and reporting him, stick to form and do both you're so devisive and manipulative 

[Prof O lactic]

After 3yrs with the same punting phone, conditioning has occurred, and I nobusinessiate the 'ding ding ding ding ding' txt sound of my nasty Nokia 108,  with imminent fanny licking.
I start to salivate uncontrollably - proving Pavlov was right.

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I agree,  all part of the "naughty"  experience.

That aside its ludicrous to compare it to a shop / parlour booking that usually has a waiting room.  Plainly total nonsense to try and compare any other business either as you are( possibly ) entering a private residence .

On that note , recently I turned up early to a regular I see for massage.  Without thinking I went  and buzzed the door entry.  She let me in but was obviously flustered and asked me to wait in her kitchen while the previous punter finished his shower.  My fault tbh and would have preferred to wait in the car.

[mr.bluesky]

The simple solution is not to be greedy, I'm applying this to wgs not your business btw. It's quite telling some of the best escorts are seeing a few men (4 or less) a day while some of the worst are seeing over 10.

Quality over quantity thats what I say 

[dsx5050]

Oh dear, PMS today petal?

We don’t hate you, you idiot. We use your services (you and other SPs). We are as judgmental as you might be buying make-up or box sets or whatever you spend your money on, so try not to take offence.

And by the way, huffy little responses such as your outbursts on this thread illustrate my point exactly — can you imagine Vivienne Westwood replying to someone else’s tweet in such a manner? 

Many punters do indeed have high level jobs, which is how they can pay inflated prossie prices. The only way to keep a clear head is to recognise the level of interaction with which one is dealing. It doesn’t mean the carwash guy is better or worse than the CEO who controls the franchises: I am polite to both face-to-face: but I’ll exchange opinions and info as I please with other customers. That’s what this forum is for, you skinny little runt 

If you want to have punters coo in your cyber ears go to UKP. You’ve been here long enough: you should know! 


For goodness sake, try some evening primrose oil or something — it’ll do you more good than snapping at the hand that feeds you. Now toddle off, there’s a good girl... 

Wow, now I'm clearly new here and maybe I don't get the etiquette but seriously I don't understand why you have to be so unpleasant.

[Marmalade]

I must apologise. I said UKP instead of UKE. A typo.

Wow, now I'm clearly new here and maybe I don't get the etiquette but seriously I don't understand why you have to be so unpleasant.

Rebecca isn’t new here. But as you are, I’ll offer the same advice nicely. The forum was formed to provide a realistic alternative to the prossie-arse-licking sites that were the norm. Admin has created a separate site called U.K. Escorting (UKE) for those that like to chat with prossies in cyberspace.

This site is for punters. If you follow my posts you will find I’m never ‘unpleasant’ to punters unless they’re being a cunt, and then it’s only to help them wake up (genuinely). We try to help punters get value for money and that means (as with anything else) not being sucked in by prossie advertising.

Prossies are allowed on UKP and tolerated as long as they don’t tout, but the forum is not for their benefit, so if they hear something they don’t like it’s their fault for poking in, the same as if I went on SAAFE (the prossies support network) and complained about how they refer to punters, or class all punters with the odd shithead and so on. I’d be kicked off pretty smart. 

Rebecca has been here a long time and, although she rarely contributes anything really useful she usually manages not to poop all over the place so in a way we’re quite fond of her I suppose (as we might a pet chihuahua) — but it doesn’t mean she gets special treatment or is entitled to prossies-friendly language. If she found my post unpleasant she’s in lala land again — if I really wanted to be unpleasant I’d be clear about it — I rarely am — too much hassle — I’m only interested in the health of the board and helping other punters when I can.

So before white-knighting with the visiting cuntflaps can I maybe suggest you consider doing the same, seeing what you can do to contribute useful information to other punters? (A review of your last punt would be a nice polite start, but no pressure.) If on the other hand you have little to say but to criticise my choice of words may I suggest you contemplate the forum rules. You can report me if you like — we are all guests of Admin and I’m always ready to leave if he feels I’ve crossed a line. Your feelings however, especially as a non-contributor, are somewhat less important. 

[Marmalade]

As an afterthought, I rather imagined the chihuahua would take ‘skinny’ as a compliment 

[EnglishRebecca121]

Marmalade I’m sorry but I’m pretty sure most will agree that comment against me was just pure horrid . And not needed at all .

[Marmalade]

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[Marmalade]

I never insulted you. You called me a tit. You called another punter a judgementle prick. And then you want sympathy cos I then called you a name back?!?!

The only reason prossies are allowed on the forum is that it is ridiculously hard work to stop them signing on as punters. At least you are honest about being an SP. Try not to spoil it by being obnoxious to punters. Suck it up. (No doubt sucking up some fluffies as well would be your aim.) Another thread all about you. I’m sure there’s sites where you can pay for advertising rather than simpering on here, abusing prossie privilege, to get it for nowt. 

[Marmalade]

Marmalade I’m sorry

Apology accepted if you’ll now shut the fuck up. 

[mr.bluesky]

Because i got fed up with clients arriving 10 mins early and expecting those 10 moins extra for free. i now txt 2 mins before the  start time.

In other words a clock watcher 

[finn5555]

if you’ll now shut the fuck up. 

That’s never going to happen 

[dthompson88]

I try and get them to be ready about 5 - 10 min before our agreed time by texting that I'm getting anxious hanging about and might bail and 8 out of 10 times, a minute later, I'll get the text. When they text you on the dot, guaranteed they're deducting the time it takes to get inside off the punt time.

[magpie252]

I try and get them to be ready about 5 - 10 min before our agreed time by texting that I'm getting anxious hanging about and might bail and 8 out of 10 times, a minute later, I'll get the text. When they text you on the dot, guaranteed they're deducting the time it takes to get inside off the punt time.

In which case your the prick that gives other punters a bad name

I would always try to be prompt for my appointments & would expect the SP to be ready at the agreed time. On the odd occasion where traffic has allowed me to turn up before time I would drop a quick polite text to inquire availability, but I would never expect the SP to ready nor would I threaten to bail on her.

As my old Mam used to say - good manors cost nowt

[EnglishRebecca121]

I try and get them to be ready about 5 - 10 min before our agreed time by texting that I'm getting anxious hanging about and might bail and 8 out of 10 times, a minute later, I'll get the text. When they text you on the dot, guaranteed they're deducting the time it takes to get inside off the punt time.

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And you sir are the exact reason I don’t txt early

[finn5555]

I try and get them to be ready about 5 - 10 min before our agreed time by texting that I'm getting anxious hanging about and might bail and 8 out of 10 times, a minute later, I'll get the text. When they text you on the dot, guaranteed they're deducting the time it takes to get inside off the punt time.

What’s the point agree a time and turn up on time 

[Marmalade]

I don’t think there’s any hard and fast rule. The thread’s a talking point, but there’s great variation in timekeeping accuracy among prossies. Even ones that I’ve found to be businesslike (ready on time) have their off days. I don’t agree with devious techniques to try and get an extra few minutes. With some, she’ll kick you out on time one day or let you stay chatting or more if she thinks you’re ok and has fuck all else to do afterwards. I keep a polite note of the time I hand over the cash and will politely remind her that “we have ten minutes left” or whatever if she gives me a vibe of finishing early.

The one rule I notice over many many punts (there is no rule but it crops up often enough to be one) is that it is easy to ensure 30 minutes in a 30 minute punt and without being rushed out (I try to time a load shoot close to the 30mins anyway) but there is a more human tendency to ‘wrap up’ a one hour punt early to include time for you to ‘put your coat on’ or such crap (ie slightly short-change on the time). If you think she’s going to rush you out after 50mins I’d suggest you mention “still time for a back rub” at least...


p.s. (polite reminder) this thread is not a call for prossies to tell us they personally are perfect with such things. We know that already. 

[CoverMyEyes]

Interesting exchange of views.

I find I have texted 5-10 minutes before, just to confirm I am in the area, not with any expectation of being allowed in early - mainly to confirm I am indeed there and not a no-show/radio-silent (which having typed this I guess I could be technically, even by texting at that time). I'd not even considered it could be interpreted as trying it on. I don't expect an answer before a couple of minutes beforehand however.

[Midori]

I try and get them to be ready about 5 - 10 min before our agreed time by texting that I'm getting anxious hanging about and might bail and 8 out of 10 times, a minute later, I'll get the text. When they text you on the dot, guaranteed they're deducting the time it takes to get inside off the punt time.

I'm sorry, I'm quite an easy going girl and that type of behaviour would still make me inwardly seethe. Why display worrying behaviour before you even get in the door? A girl that is relaxed and not been put on edge is always going to give a more genuine service, surely?

[Strawberry]

I'm sorry, I'm quite an easy going girl and that type of behaviour would still make me inwardly seethe. Why display worrying behaviour before you even get in the door? A girl that is relaxed and not been put on edge is always going to give a more genuine service, surely?

My only out and out walk away was someone who phoned to say he was 25 minutes early, and pushed me to see him that early. I think he was edgy, his entire behaviour all added up.

Whilst I don't agree with anyone purposely making you wait, and consider subtracting the time they've made you wait as completely out of order, placing pressure on a service provider surely also isn't fair. To me it's a form of boundary pushing, which I experience just the same in another line of work.

[Marmalade]

Hmmm welcome back Strawbs.

[Kenaldo]

It’s a great feeling though that ‘final’ txt.

A Milf I used to see a few years ago lived in a house converted into 2 flats. She lived in the bottom flat and would come out into the lobby with her coat on (just the knickers and stockings underneath) to leave the door on the latch.

Each time the ‘door open’ txt came though I nearly blew my load! 

[dthompson88]

As I said, it's not done to be devious, it's done to be punctual, so that I'm at the front door on the dot or only a minute or 2 early, most prefer that to being a few minutes late, as that is what knocks their schedule off.

[daviemac]

As I said, it's not done to be devious, it's done to be punctual, so that I'm at the front door on the dot or only a minute or 2 early, most prefer that to being a few minutes late, as that is what knocks their schedule off.

A bit of backpedaling here eh?? A bit different to "I try and get them to be ready about 5 - 10 min before our agreed time" then threatening to bail if they won't let you in early.

[Charlie Chalk]

I like to be in the vicinity 10 minutes or so early, it just allows me to relax first without stressing out about traffic and parking. If I'm earlier I'll take a short walk, wether permitting. With about 10 mins to go I'll txt to say that I know I'm early so no rush but just to confirm I'm here and to let me know once she's ready. Simple and straightforward, some girls txt back if they're ready and we start early, others have waited until just on the agreed time. As long as neither of us tries to take the piss (time starts when the punt starts, not when she sends the txt and likewise I won't stay longer than the agreed time unless the girl is happy to chat away and shows no signs of wanting to wrap up) then it works for me. Got to say I love the surge of adrenalin when the txt comes through, though!

[dthompson88]

A bit of backpedaling here eh?? A bit different to "I try and get them to be ready about 5 - 10 min before our agreed time" then threatening to bail if they won't let you in early.

Aye, sorry. That was being misleading; I text them 10 mins before and usually the anxiousness that I say I put on is more often genuine, if it's a new WG I haven't met.

[finn5555]

Some right fluffy fuckers posting on this thread 

[dthompson88]

Some right fluffy fuckers posting on this thread 

 

[daviemac]

Aye, sorry. That was being misleading; I text them 10 mins before and usually the anxiousness that I say I put on is more often genuine, if it's a new WG I haven't met.

You've been sussed mate, look at the relies you've had, you might as well stop the backpedaling.

[dthompson88]

You've been sussed mate, look at the relies you've had, you might as well stop the backpedaling.

Never had a complaint from the SPs because the actual meet goes well and that's what counts.

[EnglishRebecca121]

Aye, sorry. That was being misleading; I text them 10 mins before and usually the anxiousness that I say I put on is more often genuine, if it's a new WG I haven't met.

I’m sorry but you totally just changed what you said earlier because you got called out for being a cu*t.

[dthompson88]

I’m sorry but you totally just changed what you said earlier because you got called out for being a cu*t.

Aye, a cunt-licker    … I'll get me coat...

[Bonker]

It’s a great feeling though that ‘final’ txt.

A Milf I used to see a few years ago lived in a house converted into 2 flats. She lived in the bottom flat and would come out into the lobby with her coat on (just the knickers and stockings underneath) to leave the door on the latch.

Each time the ‘door open’ txt came though I nearly blew my load! 

I can save you a lot of money mate.
I'll text you, whatever you like, for £10. Then just let yourself go 

[freeze44]

I’m sorry but you totally just changed what you said earlier because you got called out for being a cu*t.

And you the complaining earlier about insults ffs!! You swerved the earlier points about tarnishing all with the same brush and making everyone wait to the exact time and not being open to giving good customer service.

Seems to me that a lot of wg's keep punters waiting and then get pissed when a punter may try something to stop being left hanging around waiting to spend their hard earned! 

[EnglishRebecca121]

Are u joking me .... read my reviews I’ve never finished a meet on time EVER so I’m the least clock watcher in history and they certainly get their money’s worth , but I don’t approve of clients expecting t be let in 10 mins before start time .

[dthompson88]

  Cheers Freeze.

That's exactly it, I try to text them just before the meet because I 've had experience of WGs not answering the door or not picking up the phone when I'm there at the agreed time. It's a horrible experience to travel all that way, spend money on petrol/fares only for it to be a complete waste of time.

[Marmalade]

Some right fluffy fuckers posting on this thread 

Fucking right. A useless thread started by a fluffy. Only benefit being to prossies who can advertise their presence and tell us they’re ‘always on time’ (and even if they were, it says nothing about the vast number of prossies in the real world that aren’t.)

Suggested new threads for the Mr PumpNpimp (or whatever his name was:

“Do some prossies only see one client a day?”

“Does she always wash before a meeting?”

“Are their photos real?”

I’m sure it will give every prossie who sees it the chance to answer “Yes” in one word that lasts several fucking paragraphs.   

It’s the sort of innocent troll question that the feminazis of the old ‘punting’ site would graciously allow (nowt like freebies when it comes to prossie publicity!) 

[freeze44]

Are u joking me .... read my reviews I’ve never finished a meet on time EVER so I’m the least clock watcher in history and they certainly get their money’s worth , but I don’t approve of clients expecting t be let in 10 mins before start time .

So now you choose to answer them points! To me i the wrong way round though as hate hanging around waiting as often happens.

And you not get it out of order you slinging the c word around when you get all shitty when called a name you didn't like??

[finn5555]

I don’t approve of clients expecting t be let in 10 mins before start time .

Stop doing back to back punts then 

[Strawberry]

Hmmm welcome back Strawbs.

Thanks Marmalade.

[dthompson88]

Stop doing back to back punts then 

Exactly, is it too much to space your diary out a bit?

[Strawberry]

You've been sussed mate, look at the relies you've had, you might as well stop the backpedaling.

Other thoughts are that this is a punting forum, and some people when customers may do things which get them the best deal. For example when folk tell insurers they are going elsewhere to  try lever a better quote.

But as posted here and as I remember a punter posting on a different forum years ago, why would you P off someone you want a good service from?