Punting on Cruise Ships?

[Moby Dick]

So I am watching shit on TV, CBA to see what else is on ‘cos I’m happy as fuck reading bollocks on ‘ere.
Anyhow “The Cruise:Sailing the Mediterranean “ is on and I am thinking those big ships would be a good place to fuck a pro$$ie.

If you are with the other half you could easily disappear for half an hour.
Get propositioned at the bar, in the casino, at breakfast.
Now I have never been on a cruise, always thought it was for an older generation, but it’s starting to appeal to me.

Surely “shagging at Sea for a fee”
must go on.
Please discuss

Apologies in advance if this topic has been discussed before.
Looking forward to your posts

Mo

[threechilliman]

It's probably just about possible to be away for half an hour or so. Hooking up unnoticed might be the difficult bit. Good selection on a cruise though, summat for everyone's tastes, believe me.

[bender999]

I'm going on my first one next week . I'll report back

[Barmybloke]

Most have spas I wonder if anyone has had any extras on a cruise massage

[Thecunninglinguist]

Most have spas I wonder if anyone has had any extras on a cruise massage

I very much doubt it. Most masseuse are Thai or Filipino and are there to support often quite large families back home. Anything "extra" would mean instant dismissal and being put off at the next port of call. Many are agency workers and would never work the boats again ever. They don't need passengers to spice up their lives anyway. I have spent quite some time talking to serving staff on longer cruises over the years and there is quite a large party scene going on below decks. It's almost always someones birthday or another excuse. A lot of the younger waiters do breakfast service in an alcoholic haze. Many crew have ship husbands/wives they have at sea outside their home spouses. Remember, the crew are friendly, not your friends.
I guess there may well be opportunities with other passengers but only if you go for the blue rinse brigade. One or two lines, mainly American do singles and speciality cruises, where I guess opportunities exist. It must happen but it is very much under the radar. I have ever seen any obvious signs.

[Moby Dick]

Do you know any WGs that have gone on a cruise, maybe a small group together,
Working the bars, pay for their holiday at least.

[mj]

Should maybe give the Caravan Club a go as well. But if the caravan's rocking...

[Charliehutton]

Every time I go on a cruise I have exactly the same thought. An inventive girl who could find a way to be discreet would earn a fortune. Virtually every bloke on board would be up for it. There are so many opportunities, especially in the afternoons when the OH nods off in the sun after the thick end of a lunchtime bottle of red, or a quick half hour in the casino. "Better get another hundred dollars, love, my luck was out". Might be one for 'Dragon's Den'.

[Steve2]

I went on a Carnival cruise out of Miami to Mexico for 4 days a couple of years back and there were plenty of young freebies to be had amongst the passengers

[sparkus]

I recall that Isabella of Everwell spent her tips jar one year on a cruise and had a pic up of it afterwards on the wall.

[willie loman]

The gender inbalance on cruise ships is such, that cruise ships hire pro male dancers to partner the single women, I imaginge if you had to pay for a shag on a cruiseship, you truly have reached the end of the road.

[Plan R]

GF gave me a blowjob on the Woolwich Ferry in the 80s
Does that count ?

Hidden Image/Members Only

[sparkus]

I wouldn't have minded a crack at Jane McDonald back then...

[MrArmagh]

I had looked into cruise ships for a job a while back when I wanted to kind of get away from the world and from what I gathered when you where working there you do not have much free time to walk around or meet/ bump into guests. you are kept away and hardly see any of the guests on board if your not meant to be. 

even if you where say a waiter or some other member of staff that interacts with the clients you are always watched on cctv or by managers and even undercover security. so options could be limited I guess.  well that's what I read in the info packs they sent out years ago to me.

now if you where a lady that booked a cruise holiday and maybe thought you could get a bit of money on it I guess you could at the bars and what not.

could a male Make money off the ladies on board?

[sonyvaio]

Most have spas I wonder if anyone has had any extras on a cruise massage

It is possible, but discretion is the main factor here. Your identity isn't a secret (they have your cabin number from booking), you obviously need to remember to have cash, bearing in mind for everything else on board (including tips) you're charging it back to your cabin, so its not as likely you'll have thought to make sure you have enough in your wallet.

Obviously the masseuse is taking a massive risk, no matter how much you've offered for extras, the risk is losing her entire livelihood. There is a lot less privacy in an on board spa.

But its all in the mostly non verbal very discreet negotiations, so yes it is possible

[hungrypunt]

A girl I know from CL, has a job on the ferry to belfast/dublin and a few other places. Packed full of lorry drivers, TT bikers (this time of year) etc.
She does very well out of it and is a little pocketrocket too.

[MrArmagh]

A girl I know from CL, has a job on the ferry to belfast/dublin and a few other places. Packed full of lorry drivers, TT bikers (this time of year) etc.
She does very well out of it and is a little pocketrocket too.

I often thought that was a rumour among truck drivers? a friend of mine had mentioned you can get 'serviced' on the overnight ferries to England.

[willie loman]

Relatives of mine worked on cruise ships, and ferries, its basically hotel work, plenty of interstaff shagging, and some crew / passenger shagging. I suspect the only hookers on cruiseships are on sa deals with rich punters, or even on holiday themselves

[hungrypunt]

I often thought that was a rumour among truck drivers? a friend of mine had mentioned you can get 'serviced' on the overnight ferries to England.

'Shes just bought herself a load of new gear with the last 3 weeks "funds"

[burton bull]

I was once on a England - Holland ferry, and there was a spa/swimming pool/sauna on K deck of the ferry.
A group of us ended up in there, and we were given the 'tour'.
Entrance was a nominal fee, say £5 or something?
The guy opened one door, to a sauna if I remember, and there was a very attractive young lady sat there. He said if you need this room, then come see me.....
So yes, on 'some' boats it does indeed happen.

[joe diddley]

I know young men (Central Americans) who have worked on cruise ships and have done illegal stuff (smuggling) on the ships. When they've been caught they've been sent home directly. Not worth the risk for female staff for even one or two tricks. As others have noted many workers have family that depend on the remittances that the workers send home. As for passengers turning tricks, that I don't know but I guess it's a possibility but you might hook a lot of johns in one tour to make up the cost of your passage. Not worth it, I'd guess. I would think that freebies with fellow guests are much more on offer.

[HarryZZ]

Depends on your outlook, but on cruises that cater for more mature guests lonely females outnumber males 2:1, I read a story about a guy who realised what was going on and learned to dance, they like a tea dance your mature ladies, and met a few ladies he would then receive invites for free cruises from some of his conquests.

[catweazle]

There are severe penalties for staff intermingling with guests, usually they get turfed off the ship at the next port, without the cruise line paying their homeward travel (so imagine a filipina girl being put ashore in, say, Barbados). For the crew, below decks is party central, however.

If you are on a cruise and can escape the OH, apparently a picture of a pineapple on a cabin door signifies a swinger who is up for some fun.

WGs working on board (having sailed as a guest) would probably also get short shrift if discovered, much like disruptive guests do (my neighbour works security on Cunard ships)