The Shit they say (everybody Lies)

[cain]

On many of my punts WG's always come out with something that just wants me to pull that face the late great Sir Roger Moore used todo with his eyebrows 

One of the most memorable ones, was a WG said after a session  was "wow I've never cum so many times with a client." my reply was thats very flattering, but sorry I'm a really cycnical bastard I thought whilst I was pounding away you were thinking about what you had to buy from waitrose. (it was next door to the flat) she told me to fuck off 

So what have WG's said to you that makes you think hmmmmmm yeah right .................. 

[JamesKW]

As far as banter goes its all a lie,you don't tell them your real name or the job you do blah de blah.The lies are two way.
I could do without all these put on groans you get.

[Plan R]

When you text to say you are there..
"My [landlady/sister/electrician/friend] is here, I'm just waiting for them to go, call me back in 15min"

I've had this crap more than once .. obviously overbooking + seeing punters back to back ! 

[Dipper]

"That nice big cock"......  (all 5 and three quarter inches )

"Someone as good looking as you....."

  yeah , yeah , yeah.....

[jlike]

You're lovely, yea right, me or the money in my wallet.

[Sedition]

My favourite EVER was whilst having a post punt lunch with a reg (she paid!!! ) , anyway, she is only a part timer, sees on average 1 guy a day / half a dozen a week, this induces her to announce "of course, I'm not a prostitute, a prostitute is a girl who opens her legs 5 times a day, I'm not like that"
I had a LOT of trouble maintaining a straight face.
Bless her

[mrpeterman]

"I will do it with you but don't  put it in your aw report as I don't want everyone asking for it"

Cumming over a big titted birds face who hated cum but "allowed" me to plaster her face for another tenner if I kept it umongest ourselves

Yeah right ok, I'm sure my spunk is that special you allow it on your face but no one elses

[Melfort212]

My favourite EVER was whilst having a post punt lunch with a reg (she paid!!! ) , anyway, she is only a part timer, sees on average 1 guy a day / half a dozen a week, this induces her to announce "of course, I'm not a prostitute, a prostitute is a girl who opens her legs 5 times a day, I'm not like that"
I had a LOT of trouble maintaining a straight face.
Bless her

  keep telling that to yourself darling. 

[myothernameis]

Going down on the escort, and she starts to make noises, oh, oh, oh I'm cuming, and after I have finished, get told your good at that

In all honesty I am good at giving oral, and think everyone knows when a girl is faking it, the ones who don't fake it , you jus tknow either by your finger in her pussy, or the way she reacts

[Chorley]

"You should be a porn star"
"You've got a big cock"
"You really know how to treat a woman"
"You made me cum so hard"
You're so sexy, baby"

Okey dokey      

[puntingpumping1920]

Wait 5 mins
I dont see much clients in a day
I'm quitting soon

[petergriffin]

I wish you could stay longer but I'm meeting my girlfriend/mother/sister for lunch/coffee/shopping

[puntingpumping1920]

I'm university educated

[Jeff_withpetersen]

All the men objecting to being told they have a big cock should spare a thought for me ... no WG has ever stooped so low as to pull out a lie that blatant to me haha   

[lewisjones23]

I'm university educated

I never understand this one

Who cares - a WG is a WG no matter how many pretend degrees she has

[Jerjer]

AdultWork profiles sometimes include the following claim: "This is more of a hobby for me"

[pewpewpew]

I'm a motherfucking courtesan

100% genuine photos

Last day in your area

Anal lover (extra £30 baby)

[pewpewpew]

Also Nationality: Spanish

[Melfort212]

I never understand this one

Who cares - a WG is a WG no matter how many pretend degrees she has

Agreed, unless she has a degree in Sexual Services BSc / MSci who gives a fuck. A 2:2 in English Lit is hardly relevant for you sucking my cock.

[lewisjones23]

AdultWork profiles sometimes include the following claim: "This is more of a hobby for me"

Yeah thats a good one 

[steviex00]

I'd love to do anal but you're just TOO big. Yeah, right.

I'm just getting ready, can you give me 5 mins? (30 mins later still no text)

Everything on my likes list is available.

[nervyfooker]

Quite a few asian girls have called me a "hansom man".
I direct them to Specsavers,urgently.

[Chorley]

All inclusive service listed on profile.
In reality "Eeees esrta baby" 

Nationality listed as Spanish/Brazilian = Romanian

"I love what I do". 

[pking_paul]

Yeah thats a good one 

Hobby whores are my favourites. Agreed that genuine ones are rare though 

Not had it happen for a while but the bait and switch WGs get me with their claims to be the ones in the pictures when you first see them and all the time you are thinking nooooo. The crap they say to get you to stay just pisses me off more.

I only wear glasses for reading, not WG selection! 

[stampjones]

Also Nationality: Spanish

Nationality Japanese

[Drayki]

the usual ones for me are you've got a big cock baby! and oh you can eat pussy really good, come on is that hard to eat pussy !!!! 

[Rocket Scientist]

"I only do meets with guys who get to know me on cam first" - a sincere request or asking to be milked?

[fredpunter]

"I only do meets with guys who get to know me on cam first" - a sincere request or asking to be milked?

It's not rocket science 

[Paris69]

"I only do meets with guys who get to know me on cam first" - a sincere request or asking to be milked?

There are one or two Cammers who state they escort; but they need to have spoken to you first on Cam (usually at £5 per minute).
Their loss. No f***ing way. Meet me or don't but i've no interest in talking to you on AW cam

[Cumberland]

In profiles.....'Doing this I get to meet so many interesting people, I just love my job'