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Been mulling this over In my head for the past few days. It started off as a neutral but, I’m deciding on a negative. She’s had some decent reviews on here so, I went in with fairly high expectations.
Location- This is the first point where I will have a little gripe. Five minutes walk from Shepard’s bush Station. I was very early and decided to have a drink in a nearby pub when Melissa texts to inform me that she is ready for me if I am about. All good with me, so she sends the final address details through and I make my way. I get to the location and from the outside it looks dead. No lights on, no curtains, probably no one inside by the looks of it. I give her a call and she tells me she made a mistake and gives me the correct door number. I fully remembered other punters complaining about this in their reviews. It’s not a huge problem but, when approaching the location, you want to see the door and just walk through as normally as possible. Going to a dud location just so she can see you before you enter, makes you stick out a little bit.
Once inside, the room is spacious but pretty listless. She obviously doesn’t live there but, barring the furniture and tv, the room felt empty. The showerscreen isn’t ideal. It doesn’t fold in so, you’ll have to be careful getting out. Don’t slip and die!
THE GIRL- Melissa, obviously, has been constructed to look absolutely delicious. I went in fully aware that her tits and arse were fake. She was wearing a tight black dress that had both parts bursting out. Her arse, in particular looked so big, it was sticking out and looked unnatural. I cannot deny though, that she looked great in that outfit.
Personality-wise, she’s cheerful and open. Her English is ok and she throws in the odd bit of Spanish.
THE PUNT- After a couple of light kisses and a little grope, we sorted the paperwork and I headed to the shower.
After the shower, we stood next to the bed and kissed for a few seconds before she turned around and told me to unzip her dress. I did just that and she stepped out, only in her bra and panties now.
Within seconds she positioned me onto the bed for OW. Again, I went in knowing that oral would be covered but, thought her technique would more than make up for that.
It didn’t.
She literally spent 20 seconds on the oral before slipping her knickers off and getting ready for CG.
I love foreplay. It’s probably my favourite part of a punt so, when she raced through to CG, alarm bells started ringing. I had to tell her to slow down a couple of times and try to prolong it by leaning in for a kiss, hoping that a bout of dfk Will pad things out a bit. She wasn’t interested in more than a couple of pecks though. This wasn’t the gfe type kissing I was expecting.
So, she jumped on for CG and then after a short time in Mish, she wanted to jump to doggy. It was as if she had a checklist and was rattling through them. I had barely got out of the shower at this point. Again, I told her to slow down and take it easy.
She’s not the tightest but her arse does look great in doggy.
I managed to get her to stay in this position for a while before she got me on my back and whipped the condom off to give me a handjob. She applied some oil and I slipped my cock between her tits. She was lying on top of me and putting on a little too much weight on me so, I couldn’t really fuck her tits properly and it felt a little uncomfortable on the old banjo string. Eventually though, I managed to build up a rhythm and I came onto my stomach. Getting rid of the thick, colourful condom made me cum: Who would’ve thunk it!
She sort of withdrew just as I started cumming, I don’t think she heard me saying “keep going”, so I lost a bit of the pleasure there.
She wiped me down, trotted to the bathroom for a second and came back to sit beside me. We both looked at the clock: there was still 30 minutes left! Bare in mind that I spent seven or eight minutes in the shower. I got the feeling from her that she wasn’t too keen on round two. I wouldn’t have minded so much if we had taken our time during round one. Had she forgotten I paid for an hour?
To pad out the remaining time, we had a small chat and then I got onto my front so she could give me a massage. Now, I have to compliment her on this as she has some very strong hands and was very thorough. As good as it was, That’s not what I was here for, of course. With 15 minutes left, I flipped over and initiated round two. There was more OW and tit sucking. There was no RO, however, at my choosing. She has this great big colourful tattoo above her pussy which, in my view, is one of the most unattractive places for a tattoo. Worse than a tramp stamp, IMO.
The condom came off again for another rough hand job before I took over and watched her play with herself and talk dirty in Spanish. She sensed I was getting close so she leant forward and started to wank my cock, spitting on it a few times. “Go slow” I said. She ignored it and yanked it so hard that I let out a painful gasp.
She let go, the moment had gone. I told her it’ll be a while before I cum again and we agreed to call it a night.
Another shower, quick kiss as we did our goodbyes and I told her I’ll see her again soon.
I lied though, I won’t see her any time soon.
For me, Melissa looked better in her outfit rather than out of it. The fact that oral was covered may not have been a problem if the rest of her services had been top notch. The only reason I enjoyed some of the services is because I had to slow her down a few times, or else she seemed like she was aiming for a record time. This may have been on off day for her, she may have not taken a liking to me or, some of the previous reviews suffer from a bit of hyperbole.
I don’t know.
Another off the hotlist.....
