Terms girls use that make me smile

[raylondoner]

OK, lots out there but I will start with "gym bunny"! 

[Discord]

It doesn't make me smile but "cheeky drinks" would probably qualify as a thing only females say. 

[Yaffa]

OK, lots out there but I will start with "gym bunny"! 

I have used gym bunny to illustrate that I enjoy working out a lot,however I can see from a guys point of view it may make you smile as a bunny is a rabbit and not a human.
Nevertheless better than courtesan!
A true courtesan never advertises, absolutely never.

[Rockhead]

'Fluffy towels'.

Towels are always described as 'fluffy'.

[LurkNoMore]

OK, lots out there but I will start with "gym bunny"! 

This girl defiantly is  External Link/Members Only

[stillpunting]

The word “genuine” always raises a smile.

[Blackpool Rock]

This girl defiantly is  External Link/Members Only

That must have a cock somewhere 
I go to the gym and some of the girls are fit as fuck especially when exercising hard and they have a sheen of sweat covering them 

"I like to get the paperwork out of the way so that we can relax and enjoy ourselves" 

The one that I hate is "The cleaner you are the dirtier I am" 

[Tdydl]

"you have tried the rest, now try the best"

BOLLOX

[LL]

Blowjob Queen. As if the best technique awards a regal status. 

[suttonporksword]

"fuck me harder!"....ok

[madmania]

'Fluffy towels'.

Towels are always described as 'fluffy'.

Maybe I'm odd but quality showers is a huge plus point for me. Nothing worse coming out of the shower and having to dry off with what feels like a damp tea towel! If towels were described as fluffy and infact weren't I would be bitterly disappointed. I would rather they just be honest about it so I know what to expect.

Toilet roll as well, quilted double ply just feels so much nicer than single ply crap. Nobody wants to wipe their dick or ass with sandpaper. Although I have yet to see the quality of toilet paper being used on an advert

"Come see me bby! xoxo
Can't wait for you to come for FULL GFE!
All services included OWO DFK CIM ANAL
Andrex toilet paper in the bogs
£70 hh £120h"
 

[James999]

Toilet roll as well, quilted double ply just feels so much nicer than single ply crap. Nobody wants to wipe their dick or ass with sandpaper.

Do you often take a shit at a pro$$ies then?

[fredpunter]

Do you often take a shit at a pro$$ies then?

You beat me to it ... paying £2 a minute to use someone else's bog seems extravagant enough regardless of the quality of bog roll

[madmania]

Do you often take a shit at a pro$$ies then?

You beat me to it ... paying £2 a minute to use someone else's bog seems extravagant enough regardless of the quality of bog roll

I try my best not to but I've got Crohn's and sometimes cannot be avoided. At the very least I always piss and dry my dick and its always nice to feel special.

[Blackpool Rock]

I try my best not to but I've got Crohn's and sometimes cannot be avoided. At the very least I always piss and dry my dick and its always nice to feel special.

Do you dry your dick using the nice fluffy towel? 

[madmania]

Do you dry your dick using the nice fluffy towel? 

No with the loo roll lol. Well with the towel after the shower, bog roll after piss. Then again I always piss before showering so I guess drying with toilet roll is a bit redundant. But as I said its nice to feel pampered 

[Neal69]

This girl defiantly is  External Link/Members Only

That is Gross. 

And she is visiting Colchester soon. 

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[Tricky Dickie]

I try my best not to but I've got Crohn's and sometimes cannot be avoided. At the very least I always piss and dry my dick and its always nice to feel special.

??? Does that mean you get a dick like a sponge? I normally find that a quick shake and I'm dry. I can't imagine what you're doing that needs more. 

[Tricky Dickie]

I used to have a regular who was a russian. I don't know where she'd learned her english but it always used to make me smile when she asked if I wanted to put on a "rubber johnny". I hadn't heard that since my school days!

[SaneOnes]

The use of the word "defiantly" when they mean definitely which is more often than not spelt "definately". Yep. They are mostly morons, mostly.

[SaneOnes]

No with the loo roll lol. Well with the towel after the shower, bog roll after piss. Then again I always piss before showering so I guess drying with toilet roll is a bit redundant. But as I said its nice to feel pampered 

What do you use to wipe your face with once you're done munching on a sandy vagina?

[Tricky Dickie]

What do you use to wipe your face with once you're done munching on a sandy vagina?

Isn't that what the curtains are for?

[SaneOnes]

Are they? More power to the skanks you fuck I guess.

Anyway, I'm curious as to know what madmania does. He has a way with towels and loo rolls, that freak of nature!

[madmania]

??? Does that mean you get a dick like a sponge? I normally find that a quick shake and I'm dry. I can't imagine what you're doing that needs more. 

In addition to Crohn's I've also got phimosis where my foreskin doesnt retract (lucky me) so I am vigilant not to have any errand piss trapped there for a wg to gag on when they suck it haha

What do you use to wipe your face with once you're done munching on a sandy vagina?

Anyway, I'm curious as to know what madmania does. He has a way with towels and loo rolls, that freak of nature!

For both RO and wiping my dick post cumming I tend to just use wet wipes until I'm home and can shower. I have very fluffy bath sheet towels at home which are waiting for me nicely warming on a hot towel rail.

It's bliss mate honestly, who even needs to orgasm? 

[will-ow]

"pretty pussy"  only hear girls really use it and i just dont think of 'pretty' when theres lube and sweat and a cock ramming in covered in a latex smelling condom

[rocket88]

The profiles which me smile are those which state that they are 'gagging for for your cock'.....

[JW.Bobbitt]

The profiles which me smile are those which state that they are 'gagging for for your cock'.....

My immediate reaction to that is

"you lazy bitch. If you are so desperate for cock, go stand nekkid at the nearest motorway on-ramp, with a sign saying CockInMouth above your head"

That should solve it

[wannabe]

The use of the word "defiantly" when they mean definitely which is more often than not spelt "definately". Yep. They are mostly morons, mostly.

Me too - this is so common now, I'm beginning to wonder whether people do it deliberately? Or are they just thick as shit?

[Rochelle]

Me too - this is so common now, I'm beginning to wonder whether people do it deliberately? Or are they just thick as shit?

I had to correct a guy recently about the same thing so I can guarantee you it's not just girls.

[wannabe]

I had to correct a guy recently about the same thing so I can guarantee you it's not just girls.

True, which is why I put "people" in my post. Thick people of both sexes!

[Shagger69]

Decent guy

[Lever]

Decent guy

I just looked at my feedback on AW and it turns out half the girls who left me feedback have described me as a "lovely guy". Presumably it's WG code for "turns up on time, doesn't smell and is easily pleased"

[turkmanstan]

'' If Carlsberg did escorts'' FFS

[Home Alone]

I just looked at my feedback on AW and it turns out half the girls who left me feedback have described me as a "lovely guy". Presumably it's WG code for "turns up on time, doesn't smell and is easily pleased"

Sounds like me, too!

[ExiledRed]

Another one (similar to "defiantly" above) is where girls say they are discrete. Well they all are because each girl is different. They actually mean they are discreet!

[raylondoner]

'' If Carlsberg did escorts'' FFS

If they did, I would hope it's better quality than the piss they call beer! 

[Gordon Bennett]

30 something,  40 something, 50 something............. I reckon the something bit equals 9 at the bare minimum but more likely 13 or 14!

[Home Alone]

30 something,  40 something, 50 something............. I reckon the something bit equals 9 at the bare minimum but more likely 13 or 14!

Very witty; Gordon!!

[Rochelle]

Another one (similar to "defiantly" above) is where girls say they are discrete. Well they all are because each girl is different. They actually mean they are discreet!

I find it funny mentioning spelling or grammatical errors when so many guys make the same mistakes. The number of times I see these errors is ridiculous. There have been many occasions where guys use the word 'of' when they mean 'have' or 'principal' when they mean 'principle'. I admit some of the terms that have been mentioned in this thread are hilarious but when it comes to spelling and grammar, all types of people make those mistakes.

[sloopjohnb]

I find it funny mentioning spelling or grammatical errors when so many guys make the same mistakes.

Indeed. There's a 'defiantly' on the first page of this thread.

The number of times I see these errors is ridiculous.

ridiculous |rɪˈdɪkjʊləs|
adjective
deserving or inviting derision or mockery;

Shoot. Self. Foot. Own.
Invitation accepted.

[turkmanstan]

If they did, I would hope it's better quality than the piss they call beer! 

+ 1

[hungrypunt]

I find it funny mentioning spelling or grammatical errors when so many guys make the same mistakes. The number of times I see these errors is ridiculous. There have been many occasions where guys use the word 'of' when they mean 'have' or 'principal' when they mean 'principle'. I admit some of the terms that have been mentioned in this thread are hilarious but when it comes to spelling and grammar, all types of people make those mistakes.

yeah...petty that one. I make all manner of typos....mainly due to the phone keyboard size and my fat fingers.....cba goin back to change em.....it woukd take me all day.
As long as people know what you mean....its sorted.

[rg41]

yeah...petty that one. I make all manner of typos....mainly due to the phone keyboard size and my fat fingers.....cba goin back to change em.....it woukd take me all day.
As long as people know what you mean....its sorted.

I agree

[Jonestown]

It's very easy to tripe up with predictive texting.

[Jonestown]

There have been many occasions where guys use the word 'of' when they mean 'have'

I'm struggling with this one, could you please give an example ?

[fredpunter]

I'm struggling with this one, could you please give an example ?

I'm sure she could of if she'd thought about it

[Yeboahsleftfoot]

Amazed nobody else has said this but the oft used term "minx" grinds my gears no end.

[Rochelle]

I'm sure she could of if she'd thought about it

Exactly like that
 

[Rochelle]

I'm struggling with this one, could you please give an example ?

There are quite a few guys on this forum that make that error. Next time you see it you'll think, "Oh that's what she was talking about."

[dubhcarr]

"would you like to FKK me now".......makes me smile as it means I am pissed off/too tierd to continue with this BJ......I need a rest!!!