Author Topic: jess of cramlington (Read 1627 times)

ashmag · « **on:** July 22, 2017, 01:13:17 pm »

Is it just me that rings the phone number for jess of cramlington and it goes dead after one ring. Haven't seen her in months because of this.
Don't think she's blocked me but its very frustrating.
I know this is a very niche question and isn't up there with " who's the best swallower?" But for us northumbrians punting is very short on the ground.
Thanks !

daviemac · « **Reply #1 on:** July 22, 2017, 01:48:51 pm »

Quote from: ashmag on July 22, 2017, 01:13:17 pm

Is it just me that rings the phone number for jess of cramlington and it goes dead after one ring. Haven't seen her in months because of this.
Don't think she's blocked me but its very frustrating.
I know this is a very niche question and isn't up there with " who's the best swallower?" But for us northumbrians punting is very short on the ground.
Thanks !

She's online now on UKE just go and ask her.

Sar-Major · « **Reply #2 on:** July 22, 2017, 04:32:42 pm »

Quote from: ashmag on July 22, 2017, 01:13:17 pm

Is it just me that rings the phone number for jess of cramlington and it goes dead after one ring. Haven't seen her in months because of this.
Don't think she's blocked me but its very frustrating.
I know this is a very niche question and isn't up there with " who's the best swallower?" But for us northumbrians punting is very short on the ground.
Thanks !

Well as per usual people cant be arsed to supply a fekin link, so probably more than half of us haven't got a fekin clue WHO your on about,

OH and for what its worth I live UP in them thar Cheviot Hill things......................

daviemac · « **Reply #3 on:** July 22, 2017, 04:41:21 pm »

Quote from: Sar-Major on July 22, 2017, 04:32:42 pm

Well as per usual people cant be arsed to supply a fekin link, so probably more than half of us haven't got a fekin clue WHO your on about,

OH and for what its worth I live UP in them thar Cheviot Hill things......................

I'm presuming he means Jessi not Jess, could be wrong though, have been known to be.

Whether or not he took the advice I gave who knows.

Edit
if it is her she's still online.

Sar-Major · « **Reply #4 on:** July 22, 2017, 04:54:51 pm »

Quote from: daviemac on July 22, 2017, 04:41:21 pm

I'm presuming he means Jessi not Jess, could be wrong though, have been known to be.

Whether or not he took the advice I gave who knows.

Edit
if it is her she's still online.

I rest my fekin case, DM

daviemac · « **Reply #5 on:** July 22, 2017, 05:01:09 pm »

Quote from: Sar-Major on July 22, 2017, 04:54:51 pm

I rest my fekin case, DM

I know S-M, OP's online as well so he could easily clarify whether it is her or not and indeed if he has managed to contact her.

Some people make it extremely difficult for anyone to help them.

She was even online here not long ago.

Sar-Major · « **Reply #6 on:** July 22, 2017, 06:38:30 pm »

Quote from: daviemac on July 22, 2017, 05:01:09 pm

I know S-M, OP's online as well so he could easily clarify whether it is her or not and indeed if he has managed to contact her.

Some people make it extremely difficult for anyone to help them.

She was even online here not long ago.

As me Grandad used to say DM. The Greeks had a word for the likes of him........................CUNT!!!

daviemac · « **Reply #7 on:** July 22, 2017, 06:43:23 pm »

Quote from: Sar-Major on July 22, 2017, 06:38:30 pm

As me Grandad used to say DM. The Greeks had a word for the likes of him........................CUNT!!!

I know S-M, if he'd confirmed it was Jessi_Black I would've messaged her for him on UKE, but I'm not doing that if I'm not sure.

ashmag · « **Reply #8 on:** July 22, 2017, 07:21:36 pm »

I didn't put the link on because I don't know how to do it.
But you two are obviously supreme beings and can do no wrong.
Actually its made me think I'm not worthy of ever asking a question again because you two are just the greatest human beings ever or at least the ones that self police an escort forum.
I'm not worthy.

ashmag · « **Reply #9 on:** July 22, 2017, 07:27:52 pm »

No I've just looked up on google the definition of the word cunt and its come up with a bloke who calls himself sargeant major on a prossie forum. Especially if from the cheviots. Probably Tory.
Just saying

finn5555 · « **Reply #10 on:** July 22, 2017, 07:36:37 pm »

Quote from: ashmag on July 22, 2017, 07:21:36 pm

I didn't put the link on because I don't know how to do it.
But you two are obviously supreme beings and can do no wrong.
Actually its made me think I'm not worthy of ever asking a question again because you two are just the greatest human beings ever or at least the ones that self police an escort forum.
I'm not worthy.

Relax son it's simple enough to do just ask nicely

Sar-Major · « **Reply #11 on:** July 22, 2017, 07:45:02 pm »

Quote from: ashmag on July 22, 2017, 07:21:36 pm

I didn't put the link on because I don't know how to do it.
But you two are obviously supreme beings and can do no wrong.
Actually its made me think I'm not worthy of ever asking a question again because you two are just the greatest human beings ever or at least the ones that self police an escort forum.
I'm not worthy.

Well firstly your telling lies as you've done two reviews and put links in, so thats you shot down in flames on that fucking one

I'm not a "Supreme Being" by any standards either I'm very prone to "Dropping Bollocks" as well as others, and I don't mind being taken to Task for it and the Piss ripped out of me.

I don't "Police" anything on here, as I've got fuck-all to do with this site other than being a member who uses it for Info from like minded people. The only thing I'm probably guilty of is being an Ex army WOII and not suffering fools gladly. I speak the truth and shame the devil every fucking time matey, and if you don't like it tough shit

I just don't care for "Lazy Fekers" who cant be arsed to do ALL the homework on what they want help with. Simples...........

ashmag · « **Reply #12 on:** July 22, 2017, 07:50:46 pm »

Were you in the army? You should mention it sometime.
Lies? Every time I've done a review the links been put in later by a moderator so its not lies, sorry sir!

daviemac · « **Reply #13 on:** July 22, 2017, 07:51:08 pm »

Quote from: ashmag on July 22, 2017, 07:21:36 pm

I didn't put the link on because I don't know how to do it.
But you two are obviously supreme beings and can do no wrong.
Actually its made me think I'm not worthy of ever asking a question again because you two are just the greatest human beings ever or at least the ones that self police an escort forum.
I'm not worthy.

Can you point out where I've been anything but helpful to you in any of my posts, or where anything I've said would qualify as policing the forum.

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She's online now on UKE just go and ask her.

Logical suggestion.

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I'm presuming he means Jessi not Jess, could be wrong though, have been known to be.
Whether or not he took the advice I gave who knows.
Edit
if it is her she's still online.

Reasonable question.

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I know S-M, OP's online as well so he could easily clarify whether it is her or not and indeed if he has managed to contact her.

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I know S-M, if he'd confirmed it was Jessi_Black I would've messaged her for him on UKE, but I'm not doing that if I'm not sure.

The last one was even an offer to contact her on your behalf. So where in those is there anything but an attempt to help you.

BTW the offer to contact her on your behalf is no longer valid. Your problem sort it out yourself.

ashmag · « **Reply #14 on:** July 22, 2017, 07:57:53 pm »

Fair enough you tried to help but when I see I'm being called a cunt a you lapping up every last drop of it I decided you would get it as well

daviemac · « **Reply #15 on:** July 22, 2017, 08:10:12 pm »

Quote from: ashmag on July 22, 2017, 07:57:53 pm

Fair enough you tried to help but when I see I'm being called a cunt a you lapping up every last drop of it I decided you would get it as well

I don't lap anything up so how does fuck off grab you. Your just a shithouse pal and there's nothing you could possibly say to me to make me think I was 'getting it' from you.

ashmag · « **Reply #16 on:** July 22, 2017, 08:29:34 pm »

Looks like you've bitten .
All I'm saying is that anyone puts something on here you two don't like its a character assassination.
I'm merely pointing out that you come across as wankers.
If its took being called a shithouse I can live with that.
I'm now going to retreat , happy with myself back in the real world.

Sar-Major · « **Reply #17 on:** July 22, 2017, 08:33:00 pm »

Quote from: ashmag on July 22, 2017, 07:50:46 pm

Were you in the army? You should mention it sometime.
Lies? Every time I've done a review the links been put in later by a moderator so its not lies, sorry sir!

Well just may be the avatar and screen name might have given the game away..............

25 years, Man and Boy, started off in Junior Leaders at 15, then into Royal Armoured Corps.

Well one link says it was sorted by the Moderator, the other doesn't say that?

daviemac · « **Reply #18 on:** July 22, 2017, 08:33:15 pm »

Quote from: ashmag on July 22, 2017, 08:29:34 pm

Looks like you've bitten .
All I'm saying is that anyone puts something on here you two don't like its a character assassination.
I'm merely pointing out that you come across as wankers.
If its took being called a shithouse I can live with that.
I'm now going to retreat , happy with myself back in the real world.

Sar-Major · « **Reply #19 on:** July 22, 2017, 08:34:28 pm »

Quote from: ashmag on July 22, 2017, 08:29:34 pm

Looks like you've bitten .
All I'm saying is that anyone puts something on here you two don't like its a character assassination.
I'm merely pointing out that you come across as wankers.
If its took being called a shithouse I can live with that.
I'm now going to retreat , happy with myself back in the real world.

Well FUCK OFF and GOOD RIDDANCE...............As your probably a REMF........Rear Echelon Mother Fucker..............

daviemac · « **Reply #20 on:** July 22, 2017, 08:38:06 pm »

Quote from: ashmag on July 22, 2017, 08:29:34 pm

I'm now going to retreat , happy with myself back in the real world.

Take no notice of that nasty S-M don't go, please stay, I promise I won't be nasty to you, honest, I'll miss you.

Can we not be friends ?

ashmag · « **Reply #21 on:** July 22, 2017, 08:49:00 pm »

Of course x
Eeeh you two not half bite .

daviemac · « **Reply #22 on:** July 22, 2017, 09:06:13 pm »

Quote from: ashmag on July 22, 2017, 08:49:00 pm

Of course x
Eeeh you two not half bite .

You really think so? can't speak for S-M but winding me up and getting me to bite is something you will never be able to do, some people are just so slow they don't realise when others are taking the piss.

Back to your original question have you managed to contact whichever Jess you were trying to contact.

Kev3773 · « **Reply #23 on:** July 22, 2017, 09:15:27 pm »

Fuck !! That's what happens when you go out, miss all the fun. Would have loved playing with this loser Op. Oh well always another time

ashmag · « **Reply #24 on:** July 22, 2017, 10:02:18 pm »

Funnily enough David (if that's your real name) in a previous post about a video earlier today you said you wouldn't bite earlier but your mate from the armed forces said you were . A bit of biting history there .
oh and look Michael Caine turned up. Just what we need
As for Jessica. She's finished for the day . Keep up macca

daviemac · « **Reply #25 on:** July 22, 2017, 10:26:57 pm »

Quote from: ashmag on July 22, 2017, 10:02:18 pm

Funnily enough David (if that's your real name) in a previous post about a video earlier today you said you wouldn't bite earlier but your mate from the armed forces said you were . A bit of biting history there .
oh and look Michael Caine turned up. Just what we need
As for Jessica. She's finished for the day . Keep up macca

You can think what you like sweet-cheeks, if it make you feed better or good about yourself.

Of course David's my real name, everybody uses their real name on here, don't they? Surely nobody would lie would they?

I must learn to read like you, seeing words that aren't there. plenty of talk about 'winding up' on the video thread, but no mention of biting. Happy to be proved wrong by a link to it though.

I eagerly await you response.

Almost forgot, have a rose

finn5555 · « **Reply #26 on:** July 22, 2017, 10:34:41 pm »

Do we know who the prossie is?

ashmag · « **Reply #27 on:** July 22, 2017, 10:37:09 pm »

Let it go macca , it's over man.

daviemac · « **Reply #28 on:** July 22, 2017, 10:38:50 pm »

Quote from: finn5555 on July 22, 2017, 10:34:41 pm

Do we know who the prossie is?

I do but I'm not posting a link, he can fuck off with his attitude. He'll get no more help from me.

daviemac · « **Reply #29 on:** July 22, 2017, 10:42:06 pm »

Quote from: ashmag on July 22, 2017, 10:37:09 pm

Let it go macca , it's over man.

Sar-Major · « **Reply #30 on:** July 23, 2017, 12:41:21 pm »

Quote from: daviemac on July 22, 2017, 10:42:06 pm

Wrekenton68 · « **Reply #31 on:** July 25, 2017, 03:58:54 pm »

Just had a great massage off some Thai woman who advertises on gumtree.
Would definitely go back

daviemac · « **Reply #32 on:** July 25, 2017, 04:03:39 pm »

Quote from: Wrekenton68 on July 25, 2017, 03:58:54 pm

Just had a great massage off some Thai woman who advertises on gumtree.
Would definitely go back

Did you mean to post this on this thread mate or was it meant for the massage thread?

Wrekenton68 · « **Reply #33 on:** July 25, 2017, 04:13:20 pm »

Quote from: daviemac on July 25, 2017, 04:03:39 pm

Did you mean to post this on this thread mate or was it meant for the massage thread?

Was being ironic

daviemac · « **Reply #34 on:** July 25, 2017, 04:16:24 pm »

Quote from: Wrekenton68 on July 25, 2017, 04:13:20 pm

Was being ironic

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