"Gaurenteed best ever blowjob" ect

[Chirs18121]

Hi I can't help but notice a lot of profiles with the statement "guaranteed best ever blowjob" "guaranteed best sex of your life" this is a very bold statement to make, but I wonder how they enforce such a claim. "Sorry love but you promised me the best ever blowjob I had, you failed to live up to expectations, can I have my money back?" might be worth a go one day if not planning on seeing the girl again an up for a laugh haha

[Corus Boy]

I'd like to guarantee you a wonderful answer, but I can't hold my breath that long. 

[dirkdiggler583]

I'd like to guarantee you a wonderful answer, but I can't hold my breath that long. 

funny enough holding your breath could lead to a the best blowjob ever!

[Roth]

Come to Bristol

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[OakTree]

Nothing is guaranteed in this game that's why it's called punting.

[MrKeen]

funny enough holding your breath could lead to a the best blowjob ever!

I think thats what he was hinting at.

[daviemac]

It's standard advertising procedure, all adverts claim things they don't deliver. Prossies by nature lie about everything, best to take anything they say with a pinch of salt.

The only one I can think of who said 'come and buy my goods even though its crap' was Gerald Ratner and that went well.   

[nigel4498]

The only thing guaranteed in punting is an empty wallet.

[Sticky]

Hi I can't help but notice a lot of profiles with the statement "guaranteed best ever blowjob" "guaranteed best sex of your life" this is a very bold statement to make, but I wonder how they enforce such a claim. "Sorry love but you promised me the best ever blowjob I had, you failed to live up to expectations, can I have my money back?" might be worth a go one day if not planning on seeing the girl again an up for a laugh haha

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[pewpewpew]

Funniest comedy of 2016

[smiths]

Hi I can't help but notice a lot of profiles with the statement "guaranteed best ever blowjob" "guaranteed best sex of your life" this is a very bold statement to make, but I wonder how they enforce such a claim. "Sorry love but you promised me the best ever blowjob I had, you failed to live up to expectations, can I have my money back?" might be worth a go one day if not planning on seeing the girl again an up for a laugh haha

They cant of course, its just a way of trying to attract punters to them, some may fall for it, others with some brain power wont.

[dkn]

In my experience, those claiming to give the best ever usually fall far short...

[David1970]

Why not get Ann Robinson on to it, will make a great Watchdog, excellent tea time viewing for all the family.

[Madone1]

The best line is "tightest pussy on AW" but has hundreds of feedback for escort meets some how love it's unlikely your that tight anymore.

[mrdiamond77]

Come to Bristol

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I would certainly recommend this girl. 

[Gordon Bennett]

Well they're hardly gonna say "mediocre half-arsed blow job is my specialty" are they? I'm sure we all know how to read and interpret these grandiose statements they make!