Actually reminds me of something - a few months ago I was sat in a coffee shop and l'm pretty sure the guy sitting near me was on UKP forum.
The forum, colours and fonts and everything seemed spot on just couldn't make out any text or anything.
Can we have some kind of secret handshake/ salute / code so we can identify members? Can be part of the slogan motto OP has asked about
Punter 1: The clocks chimes seven
Punter 2: Being balls deep in a girl is heaven