Oh no she didn't (shitty finger after anal play)

[Home Alone]

Many people on here are more polite than me! 

[mradventures]

on a technical level, i think you can enema clean out a ass, but you cant really stop fresh entry (maybe time of day helps?, i think porn is often shot really early in the day?)

[tomvi]

tbh I have the same worry as OP and I have never dared try anal and rimming because of this fear. But I wish I could.
Is there (in London) any SP that can ensure you that she takes care of this and you're safe?

[Slaveofnature]

Oh shit     

Thanks for pointing that out, I suspect Slaveofnature was too polite to mention it   

Not polite winkywanky just missed that you said Henry instead of Richard. Hazards of skim reading which I do professionaly but even so should have spotted the mistake  - getting old and probably time I retired as the brain not as fast as it used to be.

[Slaveofnature]

tbh I have the same worry as OP and I have never dared try anal and rimming because of this fear. But I wish I could.
Is there (in London) any SP that can ensure you that she takes care of this and you're safe?

Of course you could just relax and go with the flow 

[golden bull]

Wow I’m surprised that this shitty thread has still got traction 😁

[WorcWarrior]

If you pull out sweetcorn you get 5 bonus points.

If you eat it she’ll be putty in your hands

[sniffer]

Lots of fun to be had with bums.

About 10 years ago I went to Bristol a few times with my job. I used to book an escort called Marie – can’t remember her working name – to visit me in the hotel.  During the third visit we were enjoying anal doggy. My gentle withdrawal was followed by a loud blubbery fart. Nothing particularly remarkable in that.

Then she started to curl one out, still farting. For a few seconds I was stunned and didn’t know how to react. My main concern was about leaving a mess on the hotel bed, so I leaped into action and cupped my hands underneath her. “It’s OK, I’ve got it,” I said. Marie carried on and dropped three warm ones into my hands. Then she started to move off the bed to signify the job was finished.

I went into the bathroom to deposit my catch in the toilet and clean my hands in the wash basin while Marie went into the shower.
After cleaning up went back into the bedroom and carried on with the punt. Neither of us spoke a word about what had happened, just kept calm and carried on.

I had a couple more bookings with Marie after that. The “incident” was not repeated, although we did anal again, and neither of us ever spoke a word about it.

[Lou2019]

Lots of fun to be had with bums.

About 10 years ago I went to Bristol a few times with my job. I used to book an escort called Marie – can’t remember her working name – to visit me in the hotel.  During the third visit we were enjoying anal doggy. My gentle withdrawal was followed by a loud blubbery fart. Nothing particularly remarkable in that.

Then she started to curl one out, still farting. For a few seconds I was stunned and didn’t know how to react. My main concern was about leaving a mess on the hotel bed, so I leaped into action and cupped my hands underneath her. “It’s OK, I’ve got it,” I said. Marie carried on and dropped three warm ones into my hands. Then she started to move off the bed to signify the job was finished.

I went into the bathroom to deposit my catch in the toilet and clean my hands in the wash basin while Marie went into the shower.
After cleaning up went back into the bedroom and carried on with the punt. Neither of us spoke a word about what had happened, just kept calm and carried on.

I had a couple more bookings with Marie after that. The “incident” was not repeated, although we did anal again, and neither of us ever spoke a word about it.

good god! what happened to prepping.

[norwichfunseeker]

Lots of fun to be had with bums.

About 10 years ago I went to Bristol a few times with my job. I used to book an escort called Marie – can’t remember her working name – to visit me in the hotel.  During the third visit we were enjoying anal doggy. My gentle withdrawal was followed by a loud blubbery fart. Nothing particularly remarkable in that.

Then she started to curl one out, still farting. For a few seconds I was stunned and didn’t know how to react. My main concern was about leaving a mess on the hotel bed, so I leaped into action and cupped my hands underneath her. “It’s OK, I’ve got it,” I said. Marie carried on and dropped three warm ones into my hands. Then she started to move off the bed to signify the job was finished.

I went into the bathroom to deposit my catch in the toilet and clean my hands in the wash basin while Marie went into the shower.
After cleaning up went back into the bedroom and carried on with the punt. Neither of us spoke a word about what had happened, just kept calm and carried on.

I had a couple more bookings with Marie after that. The “incident” was not repeated, although we did anal again, and neither of us ever spoke a word about it.

what a grim read!

That said I think i  to you - certainly not shaking your hand!

[thundercrackerxx]

I haven't had any experiences with escorts and shit but in my personal life I've had a couple. On girl I fingered her bum then afterwards as we kissed and such I had my hand hovering around for a while not knowing what to do with it till eventually I just shoved it in her mouth to clean off rather than dirty my car seats.
The second time I was fucking a girl anal in my car again, late at night in the dark when a foul smell hit me. Took me a few seconds to realise what had happened. We both stopped, I got the wipes out and we cleaned off and threw the wipes out the window. Never saying a word or turning the lights on. Then we moved on.

[simping]

wipe the doodoo across her forehead and whisper "simba"?

[simping]

Lots of fun to be had with bums.

About 10 years ago I went to Bristol a few times with my job. I used to book an escort called Marie – can’t remember her working name – to visit me in the hotel.  During the third visit we were enjoying anal doggy. My gentle withdrawal was followed by a loud blubbery fart. Nothing particularly remarkable in that.

Then she started to curl one out, still farting. For a few seconds I was stunned and didn’t know how to react. My main concern was about leaving a mess on the hotel bed, so I leaped into action and cupped my hands underneath her. “It’s OK, I’ve got it,” I said. Marie carried on and dropped three warm ones into my hands. Then she started to move off the bed to signify the job was finished.

I went into the bathroom to deposit my catch in the toilet and clean my hands in the wash basin while Marie went into the shower.
After cleaning up went back into the bedroom and carried on with the punt. Neither of us spoke a word about what had happened, just kept calm and carried on.

I had a couple more bookings with Marie after that. The “incident” was not repeated, although we did anal again, and neither of us ever spoke a word about it.

this just reminded me of a horrid experience. saw the regular, asked if we could try anal and she was fine with it. she did mention that due to lockdown her diet hasn't particularly been the best (loads of takeaways), I was fine with it granted their was an assumption she'd clean/prep herself prior to the meet. day if meet and to start of I inserted a butt plug, after a couple minutes of stretching her out I pulled it out only to be met by a foul smell. the plug was covered with poo ... she hadn't taken time to prep at all lmao i immediately rushed to her bathroom and threw it in the toilet bin returned and found her still with her ass up proceeded to wipe her ass with wet wipes and went back to business. felt like a carer

[MissWolf]

Lots of fun to be had with bums.

About 10 years ago I went to Bristol a few times with my job. I used to book an escort called Marie – can’t remember her working name – to visit me in the hotel.  During the third visit we were enjoying anal doggy. My gentle withdrawal was followed by a loud blubbery fart. Nothing particularly remarkable in that.

Then she started to curl one out, still farting. For a few seconds I was stunned and didn’t know how to react. My main concern was about leaving a mess on the hotel bed, so I leaped into action and cupped my hands underneath her. “It’s OK, I’ve got it,” I said. Marie carried on and dropped three warm ones into my hands. Then she started to move off the bed to signify the job was finished.

I went into the bathroom to deposit my catch in the toilet and clean my hands in the wash basin while Marie went into the shower.
After cleaning up went back into the bedroom and carried on with the punt. Neither of us spoke a word about what had happened, just kept calm and carried on.

I had a couple more bookings with Marie after that. The “incident” was not repeated, although we did anal again, and neither of us ever spoke a word about it.

That is seriously grim

I cannot understand how someone could do that, I'd be off the bed like a rocket clenching my arse cheeks for all I'm worth to make it to the loo at any cost rather than shit myself on the bed or in my clients hands

I mean ffs was she just going to shit all over the bed if you hadn't caught it, disgusting  

[JontyR]

That is seriously grim

I cannot understand how someone could do that, I'd be off the bed like a rocket clenching my arse cheeks for all I'm worth to make it to the loo at any cost rather than shit myself on the bed or in my clients hands

I mean ffs was she just going to shit all over the bed if you hadn't caught it, disgusting  

I'm sure her attitude would have been different if it were her room.

[myothernameis]

Hi I just recently met a girl and I was finger blasting her ass everything was fine until about 5 minutes later when I pulled my finger out of her bum and my finger was covered in a little bit of poo. It was such a omg moment and a boner killer she said she was clean before hand it has left me with a little ptsd when ever I finger blast a girl ass again. I'm just wondering if you have had any of these kind of situations happen to you.

Did she lick your finger all clean