A work of fiction.
I have debated whether or not I should respond to this fictional (exaggerated?) review.
I have chosen to clarify some points.
Firstly I have never worked with other "girls" only ever solo or with a friend (the most there has ever has been is the 2 of us in a 2 bedroom, 2 bathroom apartment).
I am not going to talk of "attractiveness" as it is subjective, however I dispute the fact that my profile is not an accurate reflection of my appearance. All photos are untouched and recently taken and are in fact added to weekly. I describe myself as a size 16, plump, BBW (I know that is not a term appreciated on this forum, however basically saying I am a big girl!)
I have on my free gallery pictures of my entire body from many different angles (including unflattering pictures) you can clearly see my breasts and belly, so why book me if I'm so very un appealing? Ridiculous to say I have only pictures of my feet (although I have many, foot fetish is something I enjoy).
If she had greeted me naked I might have walked.
I do not meet people clothed unless requested to do so, in lingerie (practically naked) is how I open the door. So strange you would not have walked as you say in your "review" as there was not much left to the imagination.
I left to stash the money did I? This is how I KNOW I never met you, I never leave the room to "stash the money" as anyone who has seen me would know. And my breath tasted of food? What a very obvious insult to make of a larger girl, unimaginative. The last thing I do is brush my teeth and use mouth wash before a booking.
Nor did I have any problems with anyone regarding questions about my profile. Facials are not something I do however I have never had cause to "rant" about it to a client. I have no problems with questions being asked, why would I? And in this instance I would rather it to the alternative of not being asked wouldn't i?
I am not cold or a bitch. I would not have such great regulars if I were.
I love both cowboy and doggy... Not yet had a problem, yes I have a big butt however most guys who book me do so usually for my size (among other things) and know how to handle it.
Not EVER has someone left 35mins into an hour booking! Ever. You are a liar, I don't know why you have written this. It was actually a client who showed me your "review" by the way.
Yes I am fat... not cranky, lazy or bitter though
I hope you have a good weekend as by the look of it you were rather bored last week and resorted to storytelling
I apologise for the length of this post however I felt it important to challenge untruths reported about me. I would have not have taken issue as there is so much that can be subjective (attractiveness, enjoyment/ pleasure) however I am an honest, pleasant person. Never been described as cold or bitchy.