Phoenix Club Advice

[TheManDownSouth]

Good evening all 

Hopefully this doesn't get me run out of here embarrassed but i'm looking at attending one of the above parties but a little concerned if i turned up i'd be laughed at and asked to leave due to my weight (fat basically) and not all that endowed?


Is this something that could possibly happen or am i a little worried over nothing and we're all mostly men here and all shapes and sizes?


Thanks
 

[Kassanova]

Not at all!
Believe it or not, we're not all Adonis's.
I have a non contagious skin condition i thought may repulse people, but first party nobody batted an eyelid.
However you are, there will always be someone 'better' & just as likely someone  'worse' , just forget your hang ups, if you can, jump in, you'll soon enough not be thinking about it.
  All the girls are very professional & should make you feel like a king!

[KenniLingus]

Parties are for all sorts. Me I'm fucking ugly.

I suggest that your first party you may be self conscious and may not perform. I was very self conscious for my first party - lots of guys with confidence and big cocks. Second party I was full of confidence and fucked and licked and sucked and fingered my way around.

Go and enjoy. Have fun and don't let others opinion get in your way.

[Fredbone]

Just do it.

Everyone has issues, and the men at the parties come (no pun) in all shape and sizes.  Down side is you spend £160 for 15 mins and walk out not feeling good. (I have never seen anyone walk out early, except when they have been sucked dry).

Up side two hours of great fun and sex, and a new place to visit, subject to funds.

[vt]

Just do it.

Everyone has issues, and the men at the parties come (no pun) in all shape and sizes.  Down side is you spend £160 for 15 mins and walk out not feeling good. (I have never seen anyone walk out early, except when they have been sucked dry).

Up side two hours of great fun and sex, and a new place to visit, subject to funds.

+1  There's all shapes, sizes, ages & colours there, so no need to feel nervous about that. No one will be looking at you judgmentally.

Just go and enjoy! 

[notcalledchris]

If we were interested in other mens cocks we wouldn't be paying to stick ours into the holes of the pheonix whores

[TheManDownSouth]

Sorted, will look at doing this towards April probably and during the week, want a slightly hopefully smaller crowd than at the weekend and got no holidays till April now too .

Thank you all

[Mcping]

Stop being such a pussy and get stuck in.. you paying to fuck the girls not be one!

In all seriousness no one looks or cares. It can be like a real life porn set sometimes but no one will make you feel unwelcome.

My advice is to get stuck in and enjoy

[Fredbone]

Why wait?  Weekends are not alway busy, week days vary from season to season.

[marble15]

I went to a party and there was a huge variety of people, no one cares what you look like so don't get hung up on it and get stuck in

[TheManDownSouth]

Going to wait as April is bonus month at work so may as well treat myself then

Thank you all by the way 

[walter]

I live in the North of England but fancy travelling down to try out a PC party.

I'd prefer a quieter one though if possible and am wondering if the last week of a month (just before payday for most folk) is noticably quieter than say the week after payday? Or is it really just pot luck?


 

[vt]

I live in the North of England but fancy travelling down to try out a PC party.

I'd prefer a quieter one though if possible and am wondering if the last week of a month (just before payday for most folk) is noticably quieter than say the week after payday? Or is it really just pot luck?

It really is pot luck, sometimes a certain combination of girls will draw the regulars. I remember overhearing Em once say that the 4-6 is often the quietest party of the day. But Moss, who used to run LMP along with Em, said he wouldn't even bet a tenner on which party would be the quietest of the week.

Quiet isn't necessarily good, the girls have way more energy than the guys, so you need numbers on your side. As with all parties, the old adage 'the more, the merrier' is often true.

My advice to a newbie is go when it would suit you best and you were most up for it..and let the girls take care of the rest! 

[momochan]

It really is pot luck, sometimes a certain combination of girls will draw the regulars. I remember overhearing Em once say that the 4-6 is often the quietest party of the day. But Moss, who used to run LMP along with Em, said he wouldn't even bet a tenner on which party would be the quietest of the week.

Quiet isn't necessarily good, the girls have way more energy than the guys, so you need numbers on your side. As with all parties, the old adage 'the more, the merrier' is often true.

My advice to a newbie is go when it would suit you best and you were most up for it..and let the girls take care of the rest! 

this is a top post ! 

[thetinman007]

The girls have way more energy because they expend less energy!

[Fredbone]

I agree it's pot luck, both on numbers and nature of the party.

Some have lots of banter, some one punter can kills the event, showing off or taking one lady the whole time, plus different mix of ladies.

[Mike Oxhard]

Nobody can tell you the quietest party because as soon as someone suggested that maybe something like the "Tuesday 4-6" is always the quietest then how many guys are going to think that's the one to book and suddenly it's the busiest  It's like asking for the lottery numbers....somebody tells what they'll be and then everyone does them so your winnings are a quid each instead of 10 million quid 

[Mr Girth]

For newbies who ask which party is likely to be quiet, I'd imagine nights like tonight when the weather's rubbish and travel warnings are in place will inevitably be quieter.

[Kingy28]

For newbies who ask which party is likely to be quiet, I'd imagine nights like tonight when the weather's rubbish and travel warnings are in place will inevitably be quieter.

Maybe. Maybe not.
Punters might think it'll be a quiet party for the reasons you've stated but if enough of them think it, then it will then be a busy one. There is no magic formula to be applied!

[2chunky2]

Quiet isn't necessarily good, the girls have way more energy than the guys, so you need numbers on your side. As with all parties, the old adage 'the more, the merrier' is often true.

My advice to a newbie is go when it would suit you best and you were most up for it..and let the girls take care of the rest!

The two parties I have had the utter pleasure of attending have had 4f/7m which was good.  The second was a 4f/4m, two left early (one young 'un popped 3 times in an hour and was off  , oh to be young). At one point I had 4f on me at once - I swear my life flashed before me. Whilst that was an incredible experience a busy party would be better all round and the girls were bored.
Speaking for myself, I couldn't give a toss what the blokes look like. As long as you're not an arsehole then no problem.

vt's last sentence is bang on

[jimmypoo]

I remember in the LMP days that when there was a big game on the weekend, the Saturday party would be a bit quieter.