Pattaya for beginners

[Steve2]

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This may be a good place to start. Every Thursday at 1pm there is a free tour of 6 Gentlemen's clubs including free shots in each club

[ronthebrummie]

There's nothing for free in Pattaya

[clivethomas]

There's nothing for free in Pattaya

A free tour of Steve Acremans 6 gentleman's clubs where you spend loads of money buying the less than mediocre women who work there drinks. Throw in his links to the notorious Buzzin Pattaya and I'd pass on that.

The system in Thailand is as simple as you can get, you don't need a guide only a morsel of common sense and a bit of research on the internet before hand

[toon972]

A free tour of Steve Acremans 6 gentleman's clubs where you spend loads of money buying the less than mediocre women who work there drinks. Throw in his links to the notorious Buzzin Pattaya and I'd pass on that.

The system in Thailand is as simple as you can get, you don't need a guide only a morsel of common sense and a bit of research on the internet before hand

Exactly what I have done. I have never been to Pattaya but have been down every street via you tube.

[southcoastpunter]

The system in Thailand is as simple as you can get, you don't need a guide only a morsel of common sense and a bit of research on the internet before hand

100% agree!

[bugsybum]

Yep. The info on Pattaya is free online and on youtube. Dont be giving youtube grifters consultation fees, patreon money, super chat donations or buying their clothing merchandise. Remember just viewing their vidoes is giving them revenue. Save your dough for mongering when you get over there because the fanny is getting more expensive.

[Grenadier36]

Yep. The info on Pattaya is free online and on youtube. Dont be giving youtube grifters consultation fees, patreon money, super chat donations or buying their clothing merchandise. Remember just viewing their vidoes is giving them revenue. Save your dough for mongering when you get over there because the fanny is getting more expensive.

Quite the cottage industry with expats over there online now it seems.

I went on one of the bar crawls but didn't punt any of the girls from such venues as there was a 45 minute window before it was on to the next place with transport laid on. It was useful as a recce for potential places to go on my own later but I'd wholly agree around the online grift. Seeing guys walking round wearing promotional shirts for such venues did raise a chuckle. Not a million miles away from those poor schmucks who had to dress as Dominos pizzas and dance at busy junctions back in the day.

[Doormatt]

Be careful in Pattaya. Can be a fun, party orientated city or if you're not careful ...the most depressing place on earth. Alcohol, loneliness and fuck all to do. #justsaying.

[Jetjuice7]

My advice is to rent a motorbike, drive and do your own personal bar crawl. Pop in, if none of the girls take your fancy, move on the next one. I’ve driven around to about 5-6 places and spent 2-3 travelling around, but found a hottie in the end.

[southcoastpunter]

My advice is to rent a motorbike, drive and do your own personal bar crawl.

Good idea - rent a bike , go on a pub crawl in a place where the traffic and drivers are a bit crazy- what can possibly go wrong??

[Steve2]

Good idea - rent a bike , go on a pub crawl in a place where the traffic and drivers are a bit crazy- what can possibly go wrong??

 

[clevertrevor]

I almost went on one of those bar crawls last year, met at club fate paid the 300 baht then told the club's we were going to be visiting.    Hang on I thought..... I'm paying 300 to be taken to all of Stevens clubs so I can spend my money there?
Got my money back and did my own tour of where I wanted to go for free

[Jeffers77]

Almost every girl you see on the street is up for grabs in Pattaya - like shooting fish in a barrel.

Thai Friendly, Tinder and Beach road are the easiest way of meeting a girl (or tranny haha).

The clubs are a good way too - basically almost every girl is an FL, but they tend to me more attractive and more picky however.

Personally I like to be sure before I "buy" so often pay more for Gogo bars on Walking Street or Soi 6 (cheaper). So absolute 10/10 stunners in those Gogo's, if time and efficiency is your game then I would go that route. (while perhaps walking Beach road before hand to get some LINE numbers as backup).

x2 Windmill Gogo's (2 floors in each) - absolute filth and the best one imo.
XS and Pinup - packed full of fitties. (actually Fahrenheit was good the last time I was there also).

[asianfan]

while perhaps walking Beach road before hand to get some LINE numbers as backup

Is there a specific section of Beach road you recommend?  I guess near walking street, right?
Late Jan I walked from Soi 6 to maybe half way to walking street a few times and there was nothing to temp me, though a lot of ladyboys.

[billybob69]

Is there a specific section of Beach road you recommend?  I guess near walking street, right?
Late Jan I walked from Soi 6 to maybe half way to walking street a few times and there was nothing to temp me, though a lot of ladyboys.

Just a little down from Central Festival (on the beach side) is usually the best place. I found the best time is around 8pm to about 10pm. If the girls haven't picked up by that time, they often head to the freelancer bars on WS. Beach Road has a reputation as the place where girls start and end their freelancing careers. I've picked up some young cuties from there as well as some 'experienced' ladies, but it is very much hit or miss.
The other obvious place for freelancers is Walking Street itself.

[Jeffers77]

Is there a specific section of Beach road you recommend?  I guess near walking street, right?
Late Jan I walked from Soi 6 to maybe half way to walking street a few times and there was nothing to temp me, though a lot of ladyboys.

Just keep on going up, there are sections of older women, younger, fatter, Russian, tranny's - basically all walks. They go almost up to Soi 6 (not quite) but a long way up.

Often girls go from there to the nightclubs or vice versa (the younger more attractive ones). But you can find girls everywhere, just ask them for their LINE (better if you don't outright ask if they are FL, it is almost always the case they are, or even better looking for fun).

Thai Friendly, then getting their instagram from TF is a good one too, you get to check them out. Just so many options. (always have a backup or be decisive otherwise you will be kicking yourself).

[CrimsonD]

Almost every girl you see on the street is up for grabs in Pattaya - like shooting fish in a barrel.

Thai Friendly, Tinder and Beach road are the easiest way of meeting a girl (or tranny haha).

The clubs are a good way too - basically almost every girl is an FL, but they tend to me more attractive and more picky however.

Personally I like to be sure before I "buy" so often pay more for Gogo bars on Walking Street or Soi 6 (cheaper). So absolute 10/10 stunners in those Gogo's, if time and efficiency is your game then I would go that route. (while perhaps walking Beach road before hand to get some LINE numbers as backup).

x2 Windmill Gogo's (2 floors in each) - absolute filth and the best one imo.
XS and Pinup - packed full of fitties. (actually Fahrenheit was good the last time I was there also).

Great reply, I am going to be there for just 2 days, I went briefly before but didn't punt because of people I was with, this time I am on my own.

I am looking for the hotest girls, so I assume the gogo's are my best bet?? although a seasoned punter I have never actually been in one so would appreciate any advice

[Jeffers77]

Great reply, I am going to be there for just 2 days, I went briefly before but didn't punt because of people I was with, this time I am on my own.

I am looking for the hotest girls, so I assume the gogo's are my best bet?? although a seasoned punter I have never actually been in one so would appreciate any advice

TF/Tinder, Gogos or Nightclubs probably your best bet for the hottest, maybe an agency (but I have never tried that route). The most efficient (timewise) would be a Gogo because you can pick and choose exactly what you want. Of course this will be more expensive than other options - one I tend to go for as I like to be sure.(Tinder/TF are open to catfishing/misleading/cancellations - if you have more time maybe a cheaper option..).

Nightclubs are full of younger fit girls, they can me more picky there however be warned. If you want a hot girl that is definitely a good option too. (Insomnia, Lucifer, Republic etc).

Beach Road worth it just for the experience, but you won't find the best girls there.

If you go to a Gogo for BF dont go too late, the best ones will be gone.

[kuck]

Great reply, I am going to be there for just 2 days, I went briefly before but didn't punt because of people I was with, this time I am on my own.

I am looking for the hotest girls, so I assume the gogo's are my best bet?? although a seasoned punter I have never actually been in one so would appreciate any advice

Gogo bars would be a safe bet for you. You go in buy a drink. Pick a girl and buy her a drink. She'll come and sit with you. It is customary to grope each other. You can stay for more drinks or just pay the bar fine and go with the girl.
Depending on the gogo, the bar fine is around 1500 bats. Ladies have their own rates, but around 3000 for around 3 hours, or 4500 for overnight.

At Walking street, your drink is 180 bats, lady drinks are 220 bats. Slightly cheaper at Soi LK. £1 = 45 bats, so doesn't really matter. But soon the mamasan comes in asking for a drink, then the lady's friends. All good fun and cheap when you're converting from £.

I've been in Pattaya for the last 10 days. It is terribly hot and humid. Not the right time to be here. And there are just too many bloody options. Life is hard.

I'm mostly getting wasted hopping between gogos and bars from Walking Street to Soi LK to Soi 6.

Kink is filth. Windmill is indeed pure filth. I was sat next to the lesbian show when the lady pulled my hand in and asked to put in 3 fingers. Was soon fisting her, and I hadn't even bought her drinks
(She never even came to me to ask for a drink or a tip)

Windmill and Kink do take card payments but charge a 3-5% premium. Coco charges 10%. Cash is always the best.

Many many hotties, but subjectively, a real hottie called Aio in a gogo called Coco (same lane as Windmill). Girls do rotate, one I saw at Coke on Walking Street a few days ago pulled me in today at a gogo in Soi LK.

Probably too much information for a two day trip, the first part is probably all you need.

[Jeffers77]

Interesting, I always avoided Coco for some reason, maybe as it was on the way to Windmill and I knew what awaited! So Coco has some nice women in it?

[kuck]

Just one super hottie, really

But if you want to spend time drinking at a gogo, the ones with all stunners aren't ideal.

[CrimsonD]

Thanks for the info guys. The gogo's sound like the best bet. What's the optimal time to visit?

Also what time are they open until. I arrive in the early hours.

Thanks

[Jeffers77]

Thanks for the info guys. The gogo's sound like the best bet. What's the optimal time to visit?

Also what time are they open until. I arrive in the early hours.

Thanks

Windmill closes at 3am, I think others that time or 2am.

I think things open at 7 or 8, maybe 9pm arrive if you want to get the best selection? (However that's a total guess so maybe don't listen to me).
It's low season now so getting there earlier might be less critical. I heard it's the best time to go now as the girls are all still there and bored (as the low season* just*started).
 I tended to go around and bask in the beauty of the good Gogos then end up in Windmill for filth (not for hotties per se 😅).

Incidentally Songkran there is fucking amazing (for non punting purposes), you got to try it next year, so much fun.

[southcoastpunter]

Incidentally Songkran there is fucking amazing (for non punting purposes), you got to try it next year, so much fun.

or Chinese new year in Chinatown, BKK if you are there at that time. Did it last year (2023) - was fab!! Unfortunately missed it this year (but made it in March instead!)