also, school must have been a nightmare for you with a surname like that. Was it?
Imagine register in the morning...
Teacher:"Atkins?"
Atkins: "Present!"
Teacher:"Braithwaite?"
Braithwaite:"Yes Sir!"
Teacher: "Carter?"
Carter:"Present!"
Teacher:"Cumslut?"
Noise from under desk: "Hmpph-shmpph!"
Teacher: "Yes Cumslut...carry on as you were!"
Apparently, she "passed her 'O' & 'A' levels with distinctions", so no doubt she fucked & sucked her way through the entire faculty...even the French mistress gave her top marks for her oral!!