I have what's being called 'fatty' hair these days. We used to call it oily.
The hair isn't so much a problem, cos it's very short and getting very sparse. The problem is a build-up of oil and fat on my scalp which ends up as dandruff and scurf.
I don't know if it's visible, because I can't see the top of my head properly, not even in a mirror, but I worry that any WG I'm going down on looks down between her legs and sees a scaly, oily, scurfy scalp.
Then I think about how much she's earning while she's getting a free pussy-licking and think, 'Oh well, luv, no fucker's perfect'.