Unusual Things That Stopped Your Planned Punt From Happening

[PeachyAssFan]

Has anyone experienced something odd,weird,funny,or unusual that prevented a punt going through. The reason I ask is that I arranged my work schedule for Friday to do a late morning punt. Was really locking forward to it, but plan was totally ruined last night by me going for a long run. I didn't injury myself (well not in the way you think). I was wearing a new pair of running shorts and they had a nylon mesh liner. Unbeknown to me they were chaffing my knob. Didn't notice in the shower, but woke up this morning to find I've got a knob covered in lots of little red marks which makes it look like a nasty rash, so I can't go through with my punt as I dont think any girl would want to go anywhere near it.

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Has anyone experienced something odd,weird,funny,or unusual that prevented a punt going through. The reason I ask is that I arranged my work schedule for Friday to do a late morning punt. Was really locking forward to it, but plan was totally ruined last night by me going for a long run. I didn't injury myself (well not in the way you think). I was wearing a new pair of running shorts and they had a nylon mesh liner. Unbeknown to me they were chaffing my knob. Didn't notice in the shower, but woke up this morning to find I've got a knob covered in lots of little red marks which makes it look like a nasty rash, so I can't go through with my punt as I dont think any girl would want to go anywhere near it.

If something was chafing my knob then I would certainly know about it. 

[nigel4498]

Had a punt with a well reviewed pro$$ie on here that had taken me weeks to arrange.
My son was moving from North London to South of the river on that day but said I wouldn't be needed. On the day I get a phone call from him from the van hire company, Dad my licence has expired, can you come and hire and drive the van.
So instead of humping a pro$$ie that day I ended up humping furniture.
Kids, who'd have 'em?

[Tjkooker]

If something was chafing my knob then I would certainly know about it. 

Plus we can only take his word for it that it was shorts. Might have been fishnet tights he was wearing???

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[PeachyAssFan]

Plus we can only take his word for it that it was shorts. Might have been fishnet tights he was wearing???

Hey. I  only wear fishnets to hide my ugly mug on a punt, or when doing a bank job.

[RedKettle]

Work crap has quite often got in the way.

Once decided that if I leave my car here it will be gone when I get back and I will probably have the crap beaten out of me.

However as to unusual there was an occasion some years back when the wife decided she would open up shop and let me have sex, and it was the morning of a day with a planned punt.  So not just unusual but an event rarer than getting a fantastic time from a Romanian WG.  At that time I could have managed to perform later in the day, but I was in shock so cancelled....

[HappyandLucky]

Before the days of Sat Nav, I was in the sticks on a punting mission. I got lost and WG seemed unable to provide any meaningful directions as was using someone else's flat. After going round in circles for half an hour, I stopped @ a pub for directions. They couldn't help so had a pint, called it a day and drove home defeated. It still confuses me to this day whether she was a time waster, as i pointed out to her on the phone, if I couldn't find her venue how would any other punter 

[muffherwell91]

Not that strange, however, it saved me a few bob!  A few years ago I had planned my punt a week in advance, however, in the early afternoon I bumped into an old Uni friend ‘with benefits’  and after a few lunchtime drinks we went back to hers and before I knew it she had her lips around my cock and my tongue in her pussy.  Needless to say I cancelled my punt, although, the thought of persuading her into threesome with the WG did cross my mind  (she was a very horny girl and I really wish I had asked her). I am not normally this lucky (in fact it’s usually the opposite), however, you have to take ‘freebies’ when you get them laid on a plate. Sadly the girl has since moved abroad and the chances of meeting her again are slim.

[PeachyAssFan]

Now if only my OH and old girlfriends were that obliging. I too couldn't find a place in Bristol once despite satnav Having rang the WG for further direction I apologised and gave up. I got fed up driving up and down streets plus it was in the Clifton area and difficult to find a car park space.

[PeachyAssFan]

Now if only my OH and old girlfriends were that obliging. I too couldn't find a place in Bristol once despite satnav Having rang the WG for further direction I apologised and gave up. I got fed up driving up and down streets plus it was in the Clifton area and difficult to find a car park space and didn't fancy walking up and down streets all night.

[Boundless]

A few come to mind.

Had a punt arranged in Brum, told the Mrs where I was going, as I like to have a cover story as near the truth as poss. She pipes up, oh good, I think I'll come with you and do some shopping! hastily cancelled punt.

Managed to finally get all the ducks in a line and arrange a 3some with my 2 regulars. Get a text on the morning, one of their kids had been sick all night and wasn't going to school!  (Still trying to rearrange that one)

Went for a long bike ride and ended up with a sore red arse, looked like a baboon, so had to cancel next days punt as I thought it would put her off licking my balls!

Couple of weeks ago I'm on final approach, texted for flat number and phone died on me!

Had a couple where I've texted to say I'm outside, only to get no reply, but I don't regard that as an unusual thing, that just comes with the territory.

[Zeusthedoc]

Had a couple, usually work.

Once had a car accident, I had literally called and booked. Was 20 mins away and said I would be 30 mins (bought myself 10mins). Pulled out of a junction and stopped at lights, daft bint drove straight in to me - stopped and exchanged details. 30 mins later, I called the WG to explain.

She wasn't happy and called me a time-waster. Decided to sack it off and went back home.

[HappyandLucky]

Had a couple, usually work.

Once had a car accident, I had literally called and booked. Was 20 mins away and said I would be 30 mins (bought myself 10mins). Pulled out of a junction and stopped at lights, daft bint drove straight in to me - stopped and exchanged details. 30 mins later, I called the WG to explain.

She wasn't happy and called me a time-waster. Decided to sack it off and went back home.

But on the positive as least you got a free bang from behind and a threesome when insurance got involved 

[Sureshot]

Got interrupted by the police when with a street girl, whipped my trousers up just in time and was still wearing the johnny while protesting my innocence. 

[Zeusthedoc]

But on the positive as least you got a free bang from behind and a threesome when insurance got involved 

Cunt never reported it to the insurance. Luckily I had an independent witness who corroborated my story.

[ATMIV]

Now if only my OH and old girlfriends were that obliging. I too couldn't find a place in Bristol once despite satnav Having rang the WG for further direction I apologised and gave up. I got fed up driving up and down streets plus it was in the Clifton area and difficult to find a car park space and didn't fancy walking up and down streets all night.

Was that Angelina? Sounds exactly like the experience I had finding her old place, I arrived 30 mins late for my appointment
She was very understanding though

[the_exile]

Had one where I got held up couldn't get hold of the girl on the phone & then when I was nearby and called again, she said she'd made other plans and was going out. This after a long drive, miserable cow. Another time I had a booking at a Chinese place but got there and the lady in charge said the girl's daughter was ill & she had to take her to the doctors. Was very apologetic and gave me £10 back as she said Id had a long journey. I half jokingly asked if she'd go upstairs with me but she laughed and said no!

Can think of two others where I at least got to have sex. Car started to die on the drive to MK, just managed to make it back home before it packed up completely. A last-minute booking with a girl at a flat nearby saved the day! The other the girl just forgot about the booking wasn't answering her phone and when she did she said she wouldn't be able to make it to the flat in time. Ended up going to Soho & a walk-up.

[Horizontal pleasures]

I booked an outcall to a residence as part of a conference at a university. Instead of a plain single room I was given a single room in a small apartment and I just knew other people would be hanging out in there or at least going to the bathroom or whatever. I had to cancel the visitor and I was right, she would have been seen - or even we would have been heard!). She appeared to understand and as it was miles from home I never had another chance.

[PeachyAssFan]

Was that Angelina? Sounds exactly like the experience I had finding her old place, I arrived 30 mins late for my appointment
She was very understanding though

Yep. I did meet up with her a few days later having established better directions and set off on foot from the NCP near the Triangle. Even then I ended up pressing the different flat numbers due to confusion. Well worth it in the end!!!!!I've not seen her at her new pad near the Harbourside

[itk]

Many years ago i had arranged a punt for weeks, the day came and I'd parked up away from the address. Turned the corner in the cul-de-sac where she lived to find it shut with police tape across the road and everyone evacuated from their houses. Was an apparent gas leak. Never did get to see her as her profile disappeared after that.

[Cunning Linguist]

Arrange a session with Monique Comelovely at her flat in docklands one time a few years back.  She answered the door all flustered as her mum had turned up unannounced.  I waited around a little hoping it was a flying visit (and if you had met Monique before you would know she was worth a little wait).  But unfortunately it was not to be and I had to go home sadly disappointed.  But as Monique was so genuine, she gave me a free punt the next time, which I duly took her up on    Shame she seems to have disappeared from the scene

[HappyandLucky]

Arrange a session with Monique Comelovely at her flat in docklands one time a few years back.  She answered the door all flustered as her mum had turned up unannounced.  I waited around a little hoping it was a flying visit (and if you had met Monique before you would know she was worth a little wait).  But unfortunately it was not to be and I had to go home sadly disappointed.  But as Monique was so genuine, she gave me a free punt the next time, which I duly took her up on    Shame she seems to have disappeared from the scene

If that happened to me I would push my luck and enquire about a mum and daughter rate 

[Cunning Linguist]

If that happened to me I would push my luck and enquire about a mum and daughter rate 

Now I wasn't so quick thinking on my feet ... but from the look on Monique's face I am pretty sure mum would have taken some convincing

[superchamp]

Having something to eat a couple of hours before a punt I managed to somehow bite my tongue and draw blood. Wasn't going to risk kissing and RO with a fresh wound so cancelled the punt (and probably had a wank instead).

[MancSean]

Met with a great wg Saturday and when I got home decided to knock one out watching porn stars that look like her a bit. Problem is I left my jeans on and the underside of my cock was rubbing against my zip. This went on for about an hour. My cock is still red raw and chafed to hell and back. Was wanting a punt today and yesterday but not a chance with my blood blistered truncheon.
I am trying to let it heal but keep getting boners that need attention could be a long time till it's back to normal.

[PeachyAssFan]

Having something to eat a couple of hours before a punt I managed to somehow bite my tongue and draw blood. Wasn't going to risk kissing and RO with a fresh wound so cancelled the punt (and probably had a wank instead).

+1. Unlucky,  I've managed to bite the inside of my mouth a couple of times about a week before planning a punt and have had to defer a couple of weeks - usually because I end up biting the same area because it was inflamed from the original bite.

[MILFLicker]

I arranged a punt in the east end (Leyton I think). When I got to the street I called and texted for about 40 mins before she replied, by text, that she was shopping in the west end. Timewaster!

[Zeusthedoc]

I arranged a punt in the east end (Leyton I think). When I got to the street I called and texted for about 40 mins before she replied, by text, that she was shopping in the west end. Timewaster!

You must have been really fucking eager! the most I would have waited is 10/15 mins! I haven't got that kinda time!

[MILFLicker]

I know what you mean. I always think that she get in touch within 1 min of jumping back on the train. It's happened too many times now so I'm not so patient anymore

[pianodave]

Booked a punt recently and by some unbelievable coincidence it turned out to be a couple of flats down the corridor from a very close friend's home. Decided not to chance it - could probably concoct a cover story, but was too close to home for me. Disappointment.

[Zeusthedoc]

Booked a punt recently and by some unbelievable coincidence it turned out to be a couple of flats down the corridor from a very close friend's home. Decided not to chance it - could probably concoct a cover story, but was too close to home for me. Disappointment.

You got a link - If she's my type, I'd be ok with reviewing to either make you jealous as hell or happy that you decided not to risk it....

[Boundless]

Booked a punt recently and by some unbelievable coincidence it turned out to be a couple of flats down the corridor from a very close friend's home. Decided not to chance it - could probably concoct a cover story, but was too close to home for me. Disappointment.

Similar thing, booked a punt, got postcode and parked at end of road.
She texted me the house number, as I walked up the road I realised it's next fucking door to a woman my Mrs works with! 
Went through with the meet, a great fuck but haven't been back.
The WG had only recently moved in and didn't know the neighbours luckily.

[Zeusthedoc]

Similar thing, booked a punt, got postcode and parked at end of road.
She texted me the house number, as I walked up the road I realised it's next fucking door to a woman my Mrs works with! 
Went through with the meet, a great fuck but haven't been back.
The WG had only recently moved in and didn't know the neighbours luckily.

It's not the kind of ammo you'd want to give her anyways. I would just not bring it up. It's hardly  a common topic for discussion with a WG. I normally discuss the stock market and good strategy for asset and commodity investment.

[Grumbleguts]

So as old father time aint doing me no favours, decide to go down the need a bit of help with drugs route. Doc suggests Sildenafil, and i pick them up at Lloyds. Arrange incall with this WG been lusting over for a while. Quick glance through instructions and take a pill 1 hour before planned punt. Showered, looking and smelling fine, wife away to her class, so off i go. About a 40 min car journey to meet, and feeling good. Stops in line at temporary traffic lights, when sudden urge to pee. Just time to react, didnt even take keys out of car. Heads for nearest clump of bushes, and dont make it FUCK,FUCK,FUCK Undignified dash back to car, and home Other half is there, got her dates mixed up. One week on and its still silent treatment, so it aint all bad. Well that was my Basil Fawlty episode Will be reading instructions and info from now on

[PuntAMunter]

Had to cancel / reschedule a few times due to last minute work shit which is a pain.

But by far the worst one was a few years back I had a double whammy - first a last minute business trip meant I hd to move a punt I'd been looking forward to for weeks - then while abroad for work suddenly burning green pus was shooting out my dick from the punt I'd had the week before!  Fucking gonorreah! Needless to say when I asked to move it the second time I got branded a timewaster and cancelled. 

[mh]

Stops in line at temporary traffic lights, when sudden urge to pee. Just time to react, didnt even take keys out of car. Heads for nearest clump of bushes, and dont make it FUCK,FUCK,FUCK

Had to cancel / reschedule a few times due to last minute work shit which is a pain.

Are we now just on to bodily function mishaps that have prevented punts? 

I don't think a last minute shit should derail a punt as long as you wipe well and shower when you get there. 

[PuntAMunter]

Are we now just on to bodily function mishaps that have prevented punts? 

I don't think a last minute shit should derail a punt as long as you wipe well and shower when you get there. 

Come on mate we've all had those squirts where we think we're done but you just know any sudden movement might trigger another splat!  Only decent to cancel unless she lists hardsports in her likes list. 

[PuntAMunter]

Come on mate we've all had those squirts where we think we're done but you just know any sudden movement might trigger another splat!  Only decent to cancel unless she lists hardsports in her likes list. 

Well, not so hard - but I don't see a "likes" option for "squelchy sports". 

[kenny]

About 4 years ago, before I found UKP, I had booked a punt up with an agency in Newcastle while on a job. I parked up in multi story car park nearby, got inside the building, but then got stopped by a police officer in uniform. Apparently, there was a burglary in the building.  He asked if I lived here. Told him no, just visiting a friend, and gave a wrong flat number to WG, then pretended to have forgotten something from the car, and swiftly left the building, shitting myself.  Rang the agency to cancel and explain there are police in building.  They didn't  seem particularly worried, though 

[two20]

I think Alan Partridge had a pair of shorts like that, the liner had perished though. Kept letting the boys out of the barracks.

[Timmy2]

I had an early morning punt during the school holidays, which meant I would arrive at work just 30 mins late
Missus got up with me and said she was going to go into work with me     (we work together)
Had to secretly send an apologetic text cancelling the meet
Arranged for the next day at the same time so all was good 

Raddy

[madeinwales56]

Had a couple, usually work.

Once had a car accident, I had literally called and booked. Was 20 mins away and said I would be 30 mins (bought myself 10mins). Pulled out of a junction and stopped at lights, daft bint drove straight in to me - stopped and exchanged details. 30 mins later, I called the WG to explain.

She wasn't happy and called me a time-waster. Decided to sack it off and went back home.

On the way to a punt I, too, had a car accident. Took a corner too fast, did two 360's (on the second one wishing I had put my seatbelt on), and glanced a brick wall before coming to an abrupt halt in a ditch. No lasting injuries just a bit shook up and pissed off I had missed a punt. Called prossie involved who was very understanding, wished me well and looked forward to seeing me in the future.
Unfortunately, her pimp was a little less forgiving when he called to give me a hard time and demanded "his" money with more than a modicum of menaces. He still occasionally called up to about three months later threatening to do all sorts of things to me. I would just tell him to fuck off and then got tired off him so changed my punting phone number.