Lack of versification is troublesome - here, I've fixed that for you:
My mom named me Joanna,
She was a gypsy slag.
Now my name is Candy
and I earn a ton per shag.
Well, to be honest, not a ton
cos Sergei takes his share.
If I complain, not that I do,
he hits me with a chair.
So all I'm left with's black and blue,
with barely any green.
Does this remind you, fellas,
of every girl you've seen ?