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Offline kuck

I seem to go to Pattaya every year for the low cost and very friendly girls, great massages, nice food, and cheap hotels. It is also a very safe place.

Are there any comparable places anywhere in the world? I hear that South America isn't bad, but might be unsafe.

My next trip is going to be in January.

Offline Vivago

Pattaya is a one off. There is nowhere else that I know of which is quite like it.  Angeles has tons of girls just like Patts but is a shithole of the first degree and apart from banging whores, there is sweet FA to do.

Sihanoukville in Cambodia was a contender but has apparently gone downhill since the Casino's and Chinese hit town big time.

There is Patong Beach in Phuket of course and plenty of action along Bali's beaches.

Cartagena in Colombia has a so-so beach and a carnival atmosphere and has plenty of quite reasonably priced chicas to ensure that you don't go without your nooky.

For those who like black girls there are the beaches of Mombassa such as Bamburi where you can get a shag for a few dollars but is for the risk takers.

I'm sure there are lots of other contenders but, as I say, there is nowhere quite like Pattaya.
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Offline Jimmyredcab

Pattaya is a one off. There is nowhere else that I know of which is quite like it.  Angeles has tons of girls just like Patts but is a shithole of the first degree and apart from banging whores, there is sweet FA to do.

Agree with your comment on Angeles City, spent 8 days there in 2008 and I have never returned, it is very cheap but the girls are no better looking than the girls in Pattaya -------- they do tend to speak better English though.

Offline kuck

Thanks Vivago! Seems like I have to keep up my annual Pattaya ritual up.

Cartagena in Colombia has a so-so beach and a carnival atmosphere and has plenty of quite reasonably priced chicas to ensure that you don't go without your nooky.

Do you feel safe in Cartagena? Or do you have to be careful?

Offline Vivago

Thanks Vivago! Seems like I have to keep up my annual Pattaya ritual up.

Do you feel safe in Cartagena? Or do you have to be careful?

Yeah, the place is a magnet. Draws you back. Look at JRC. He can't stand the place and thinks 95% of Thai birds there are plug ugly but he keeps on returning year after year.

Cartagena feels pretty safe. There are lots of pesky beach hustlers trying to sell you everything under the sky from hats to drugs to their sisters/mothers/grannies but the place is popular amongst Colombian families on bucket & spade holidays so the foreign punters go more or less unnoticed.
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Offline kuck

Many thanks, Venerable Vivago.

I'll research Cartagena. Is it a bar girl type scene, or any websites to look out for?

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In Pattaya now played golf on a great course had a lovely 22 year old down soi 6 she was amazing I'm hooked again.

Offline Vivago

I'll research Cartagena. Is it a bar girl type scene, or any websites to look out for?

Usual bars, brothels and street scene. Very lively online scene with several AW type sites. The best IMO is

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Offline Vivago

I should mention that the pricing is in Colombian pesos not US dollars. So $130 is 130000 COP which is about $40 or £31 for an hour.
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Offline Jimmyredcab

Yeah, the place is a magnet. Draws you back. Look at JRC. He can't stand the place and thinks 95% of Thai birds there are plug ugly but he keeps on returning year after year.


The true figure is probably around 98% who look like they were smacked in the mouth by the midwife, just look at the pictures you have shared with us.  :unknown:

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Lot of munters jimmy but some cuties as well the service I got would have cost 200 ph in London of a keen fresh 22 year old with a lovely rack 1390 bt that includes a beer.

Offline kuck

In Pattaya now played golf on a great course had a lovely 22 year old down soi 6 she was amazing I'm hooked again.

lol @ golf.

How crowded is Pattaya now? Really busy?

Offline Jimmyredcab

Lot of munters jimmy but some cuties as well the service I got would have cost 200 ph in London of a keen fresh 22 year old with a lovely rack 1390 bt that includes a beer.

There must be 20,000 hookers working in Pattaya, obviously there will be some cuties if you have the patience to look for them.  :hi:

Offline kuck

There must be 20,000 hookers working in Pattaya, obviously there will be some cuties if you have the patience to look for them.  :hi:

Cuteness is subjective, of course. My main peeve with the 20,000 girls is their nipples. Thai nipples jut out like small dicks. I don't love that, otherwise I'd be there twice a year.

Offline Jimmyredcab

Cuteness is subjective, of course.

Judging by you last review we have totally different tastes, one man’s skank is another man’s princess.

Offline Bangers and Gash

Judging by you last review we have totally different tastes, one man’s skank is another man’s princess.

Sorry Kuck, he does have a point there.  :D

I've put the feelers out for a few different places and have drawn a blank. Vloggers rave about Makati or Makita and wherever, but I'm not the slightest bit impressed. Plus, I'm fussy where I spend my hard-earned dough - certainly not in muzzy countries that's for sure. 

Offline Vivago

My main peeve with the 20,000 girls is their nipples. Thai nipples jut out like small dicks. 

What? All of them? You having a larf? :D

Judging by you last review we have totally different tastes, one man’s skank is another man’s princess.

And another man's princess is yet another man's chick with a dick. ;) :sarcastic:
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Offline kuck

What? All of them? You having a larf? :D

Ok, not 100%, but probably 90%. Thai Buddha does deal me a large number of these.

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Offline JackTheStripper

Ok, not 100%, but probably 90%. Thai Buddha does deal me a large number of these.

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At least you got somewhere to hang your hat afterwards  :hi:

Offline blueruin

Ok, not 100%, but probably 90%. Thai Buddha does deal me a large number of these.

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small nips on a thai is a ladyboy marker, so careful what you wish for.  :scare:

Offline bigbird

Hua Hin is ok, I went there with a Thai girl I was seeing. Nicer than Pattaya and less filth, but it’s still there if you look a little.. there is a street with bars and at the end of the street there are bars with girls and round the corner to the right there were plenty of them..
It’s a much nicer place than Pattaya, the beach is clean, quieter, but plenty of action if you look..

Offline Vivago

It’s a much nicer place than Pattaya, the beach is clean, quieter, but plenty of action if you look..

And like Blackpool, there are donkey rides on the beach (well small horse actually). :cool:

The first time that I went to Hua Hin, I was backpacking around Thailand with a Soi Cowboy dancer (hard to believe in today's materialistic Thailand but easy back then in the mid 80's). We had just had a month on Big Buddha Beach on Koh Samui and was slowly making our way back to Bangkok.

There was only a couple of funky Chinese hotels on the main road in town at that time. Nothing on the beach except the ramshackle colonial style Railway Hotel (which is now the five star Sofitel). So we stayed at one of the Chinese hotels and was put in one of their 'deluxe' 100 baht rooms. There were strategically placed peepholes in the wall which my girlfriend immediately filled with tissue. When we got back to the room after dinner that evening, there been no tv, as usual we began making our own entertainment, during which I heard someone enter the next room. I suspected it was the owners teenage son and whispered as such to my companion.

She was a naughty girl at best of times but she became even naughtier when she realised she was been watched. She began giving me the wildest ride she had ever given. Before long there was the sound of a lot of coughing coming from behind the wall and I suspected that he was probably enjoying the best wank of his young life.

Of course we found has that the tissue had been removed from several of the peepholes when we checked the next morning.

Ahh happy memories from long gone days. :cry: :sarcastic:
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Offline Goodfellas000

If you're looking for an alternative to Pattaya that is as exciting then you'll struggle to find the same level of wide ranging debauchery anywhere else, and that includes Bangkok.


Why not consider doing what I do when I am in south east Asia and mixing your trip up with the debauched interspersed with city, beach, culture etc. I would never purely visit south east Asia and stay in Patts. I'll spend 5 days, maybe a week absolutely banging my way through the days before moving onto different things to do in Asia and experiencing a multitude of things whilst I am out there.



Offline kuck

Cheers Vivago for sharing your story. I hope peepholes haven't been replaced by spy cams!

@Goodfellas000 - I end up doing this year after year. I do want to explore more destinations while I am still potent. It doesn't help that South America is the other side of the world, and I can't pop over on the way to Pattaya.