Dead right Nigel, all the knowledgeable WG's are aware of this Trip Advisor site, are unable to question our honest opinions as they get wiped.
I've saved £100's reading these reports by you helpful guys, the girls are money orientated whereas we are "value for money" driven. Who wants to pay cash for cunt when there's juicier pusses around huh? Problem is the real good punts are rare or the girls consider their cunts high value, they are only selling us the sizzle not the sausage after all.
Fuck, I wish I had a puss, hot, wet and welcoming, I'd make a fucking fortune; two doors to my bedroom, one "entrance" the other "exit", a paid madam to funnel them in.
Why wash in between? The next guy would think the spunk was pussy juice.
This is a strange life, dog shit round every corner, the art is avoiding it, that's the reason this site is needed by us cunt searchers.