Avoid at all costs, unless you want your money taken off you with no service.
External Link/Members OnlySo as it’s Christmas I decided to buy myself a Christmas present and higher, an Escort from lush.
Spoke with the agent to tell me, Who they had available for outcall.
The operator mentioned Marta, which looking at the profile suited due to me knowing Romanian.
Had a phone call from the operator telling me that the girl was outside so I decided to be a gentleman and go down, and collect her from the car. Briefly having a discussion with her driver to let him know there was a McDonald’s down the road or he could park round the corner there was no problems with that.
So I tried to engage with her and greater in her mother tongue.
Got up to my flat and offered her a drink to break the ice and to make her feel comfortable.
I would have to say her attitude was quite rude, however I put this down to her put in the front up. All she kept on saying that the flat was cold, which I really don’t know how due to me having the heating on.
We got the money out the way and she asked if she could smoke which I allowed her , and joined her for a cigarette in my kitchen.
I would have to say, for 30 minutes she gave me indecent comments and talked bullshit. Made no effort to do anything just sat on my sofa and smoked.
When we finally got into the bedroom I just decided to get naked and asked her to take her Clothes off.
This request she did not take very well with a lot of huffing and puffing and still complaining it was cold.
She asked me if I wanted a blow job, and pass me a condom. I would have to say the atmosphere you could’ve cut with a fucking knife.
So whilst I was lying on my back she continued to complain that That my member was very big.
Being a gentleman and could see that she was not very eager, in sucking him I told her do what you can.
I would’ve been fucking better getting the Hoover out and having that suck my fucking cock, it gets fucking worse.
She literally Bob her head for about a minute, which I could see that this was not going to plan so I decided take control of the situation and ask her to get on her back.
Something I forgot when we both went to the bedroom she asked me to get her bag and I could not help that she had a box of tampons in it
I get it it’s a woman’s tools, which they probably have in their bags for incase an emergency.
So before sex she gets out some lubrication applies herself, before putting it back in her bag.
She never offered me any and has to ask for some, and apply this to myself which fuck me what am I actually fucking paying for.
So eventually she started lying on her back, but almost crossed fucking legs, not Welcoming me at all. Literally after a minute, I took one look at the condom and seen blood.
I went fucking mental, and straightaway she try to get me Carry on.
I literally jumped off the fucking bed and rang the agent.
The agent was very apologetic, said that he will call me back once he had spoken with the girl. He did mention he would possibly send a different girl out on the house.
Quickly cleaned myself up and jumped in the shower. Luckily the blood was only on the condom And not anywhere else, but still I was fuming, She then tells me she is only a day come off her period.
I told her to get dressed, she took for fucking ever , she kept messing around with her phone.
Eventually when she had gone I had a phone call from the agent trying to take off the offer of providing me a new girl, by saying that we were too fair into the hour, however he will leave a note for his manager and they will call me tomorrow.
Which I responded by saying if you think that I’m going to be happy spending, £120 for someone to come round and talk to me to death Plus giving me insults, and give A blow job that I would’ve been better get in the vacuum cleaner out, and then two minutes of fucking sex and then fucking bleeding over me ,you’ve got another thing coming and I will never use your service again.
I will mention this review to them, and
I will update this as soon as they have contacted me, to let you know what they have offered
School boy error I should’ve fucking searched her on here, as I would’ve found a negative feedback. And the vacuum cleaner would’ve sucked my cock instead.
