External Link/Members OnlyPretty gross to perve on a professional then blurt about it in a national magazine but Shea sounds up my street!
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Made his excuses and left…….yeah right cos he did 😂
Remember all those 80’s tabloid journos saying that when investigating brothels or sex stuff.
I opened my laptop and asked her to put her bank details into my Santander account on the ‘new payee’ page. She spelled her name ‘Xe’ as it turned out. And her second name had just three letters. Her sort code and her reference details indicated that she held an account with HSBC. But of course. Her local bank.I invited her to type in the fee that I owed and she entered the lower amount with the £20 discount. I gallantly deleted this and offered the larger sum she had initially quoted. She giggled and stroked my elbow affectionately. This casual caress made me feel heroic and magnificent for some reason.
presumably the philosopher Immanuel Kant (c**t if correctly pronounced), kind of makes sense really.
I'm led to believe he was a real pissant who was very rarely stable.