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0808

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I had a hour or two free so I went for a massage at
This place in Stoke/Newcastle area. Phoned asked
For shower and said I would like 1 hour.
So I arrived door open. Mid 30s thai lady said you
Booked I thought yes I’ve just bloody phoned you.
So not sure if I spoke to her🤔🤔. She how long
Fook me I Phone and say. Ok as I had lots of time
I said one hour shower first please. Ok shower
Sorted.went to room jumped on table. She’s average
Looking size 8. So massage started was nice on shoulder
And back.she seemed to spend a lot of time there.
I said don’t forget my bum and legs. Ok ok she said. As
She was doing my bum. I said be nice if you would do
A little teasing.she said me don’t understand fook my
Her English was good.oh yea there was a very irritating
Cough she kept doing. Was starting to piss me off. So
As there was no teasing I said time to turn over. She said
You happy I said no. She said you want HE.I said yes
She B.B. £40. I said I’ve only got £30 fook me she
Would only go topless. I kept trying but no joy. So I
Said topless and I suck on your tits. Hell yes I got her
To agree. Thank fook. Her fooking nipples were big.
Her tits were nice. Ok I stayed on them nipples till
I shot my load. I was holding out as long as I could.
Her technique was bloody good. I kept pulling her hand
Off. Not yet not yet. I’ve still got 15 mins fook. She wouldn’t
Stop. Boom I explode. Jobs a goodun. I wish I would have
Had 30mins and had a B.B. as she was fit. But hay I’ll learn
As I’m starting to think 30mins is enough. As they never seem
To do the full hour everywhere I’ve been. So it was I nice
and enjoyable punt. Even tho her irritating cough. Her nice nipples
and tits made up for this 😃😃😃. So £70 in total. I need to learn
How to haggle the price better 😃😊. Oh yea it say Helen on the add.
100% She wasn’t Helen. As she said she was from London and go
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Offline GingerNuts

Thanks for the review.

When was your visit to see "Helen"?


0808

  • Guest
I forgot to say it was Thursday 6th Sept.
I’m sure this wasn’t Helen. Even tho I’ve
Never met Helen.

Offline GingerNuts

As far as I know only one lady works each week so presumably you saw Mandy who I reviewed yesterday.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=221175.0

I've seen a few of the ladies who rotate through this establishment and the real Helen is probably the only one I'd go back to visit.

0808

  • Guest
Regarding the girl I saw Gingernut. She was a nice slim built lady.
No bigger then a 8, in her late 30s early 40s. She had lovely big
Nipples. Must have stuck out 1/4 of a inch 😃😃. Nice tits aswell.
She also had a nice little arse.which I did have a good grab of 😃
I did go there thinking I would have seen Helen. Next time if I
Get the chance I’ll ask before hand 😃😃.

Offline GingerNuts

I've been quite a few times and it's always been Chinese ladies. I've never seen or heard of a Thai lady working there before.

0808

  • Guest
I have to apologise as I always say there Thai
girls. As I never ask them is there Thai or Chinese
But when the shop says Chinese massage😂😂
I’ll not say anymore on this. As Dell Boy would say
You Plonker 😂😂😂😂. I am 😂😂

Offline GingerNuts

No worries.

I'm glad you had a better time than I did.

Electronica

  • Guest
I had a hour or two free so I went for a massage at
This place in Stoke/Newcastle area. Phoned asked
For shower and said I would like 1 hour.
So I arrived door open. Mid 30s thai lady said you
Booked I thought yes I’ve just bloody phoned you.
So not sure if I spoke to her🤔🤔. She how long
Fook me I Phone and say. Ok as I had lots of time
I said one hour shower first please. Ok shower
Sorted.went to room jumped on table. She’s average
Looking size 8. So massage started was nice on shoulder
And back.she seemed to spend a lot of time there.
I said don’t forget my bum and legs. Ok ok she said. As
She was doing my bum. I said be nice if you would do
A little teasing.she said me don’t understand fook my
Her English was good.oh yea there was a very irritating
Cough she kept doing. Was starting to piss me off. So
As there was no teasing I said time to turn over. She said
You happy I said no. She said you want HE.I said yes
She B.B. £40. I said I’ve only got £30 fook me she
Would only go topless. I kept trying but no joy. So I
Said topless and I suck on your tits. Hell yes I got her
To agree. Thank fook. Her fooking nipples were big.
Her tits were nice. Ok I stayed on them nipples till
I shot my load. I was holding out as long as I could.
Her technique was bloody good. I kept pulling her hand
Off. Not yet not yet. I’ve still got 15 mins fook. She wouldn’t
Stop. Boom I explode. Jobs a goodun. I wish I would have
Had 30mins and had a B.B. as she was fit. But hay I’ll learn
As I’m starting to think 30mins is enough. As they never seem
To do the full hour everywhere I’ve been. So it was I nice
and enjoyable punt. Even tho her irritating cough. Her nice nipples
and tits made up for this 😃😃😃. So £70 in total. I need to learn
How to haggle the price better 😃😊. Oh yea it say Helen on the add.
100% She wasn’t Helen. As she said she was from London and go
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Is English not your first language or did you get her to write this for you??  :D
« Last Edit: September 08, 2018, 09:54:30 am by Electronica »

0808

  • Guest
To be honest I’ve got a small phone and I can’t always see
What this predictive text puts. As I have to keep sliding the screen
With my finger and does piss me off.so I apologise my texting isn’t
Up to your standard. I’ll better get more practice texting on phone.
Oh yea I’m 100% English. 😃😃😃😃😃😃. Oh yea also what I put
Is all honest truth and not made up and had no help 😂😂😂😂

0808

  • Guest
Ok I have read my review and point
Taken. My texting and grammar not
The best. But at the end of the day
I think you all got the message on
My review. Hope anyway. If anyone
Wants to do my texting for. Give me
A shout 😂😂😂😂😂😂

0808

  • Guest
I was in Stoke again so thought I would try this place again as It’s the only
Place I can park my lorry. I texted and asked for Helen as this is the lady
I’ve been trying to see. So wasn’t there 😢. The lady said I’m Ann and I
Will look after you.so I thought why not I’ve got time to kill. So I booked
Half hour with a shower. So arrived door open walked in greeted by Ann
She was a nice looking lady. Love smile. Nice slim body.so went for shower
As she was running it to warm up. Clothes came off and as she walked
Passed a  slap on the arse she gave me. Nice. Went to room and asked
Straight away for B2B and she said £40 I was happy as she start it straight
Away. All she had  left on was the stockings. Sliding her tits up and down
My back,arse,legs. Grabbing my cock and balls and  using her nails.
 She also was kissing my neck nibbling on my ear.  Which got me rockhard.
 I turned over and she was on top of me I was sucking on your tits and playing
with pussy. She was gliding are a body up and down mind giving me a nice tit wank.
 She carried on kissing my neck sucking my nipples nibbling on my ear wanking me
at the same time. I asked could I lick her pussy and she let me she sat on my face
as she wank me.this made it perfect for me to explode everywhere. I  enjoyed every
 minute with her.  She passionate about what she does. She doesn’t rush Neither.
So as I wanted to see Helen but she wasn’t there
I saw Ann Which turned out to be a great Experience.
I will return when in area. But will never no when that
Will be. Hope Ann will be there or even Helen
 Hope my spelling and grammar is okay

Offline temptation

Bit of a slip up there you say ' sucking your tits ' bit suspect who's writing this.
« Last Edit: December 07, 2018, 12:30:32 am by temptation »

0808

  • Guest
Sorry I meant nipples. That was my mistake.
I was still thinking of the moment with her
🙈🙈🙈🙈

Offline dog999

Regarding the girl I saw Gingernut. She was a nice slim built lady.
No bigger then a 8, in her late 30s early 40s. She had lovely big
Nipples. Must have stuck out 1/4 of a inch 😃😃. Nice tits aswell.
She also had a nice little arse.which I did have a good grab of 😃
I did go there thinking I would have seen Helen. Next time if I
Get the chance I’ll ask before hand 😃😃.
Helen or Ann both good old Chinese names. :wacko:

Offline oldmanking

Helen or Ann both good old Chinese names. :wacko:

I read or heard somewhere last week; that those Chinese girls who go to Night School to learn English are given a list of English names, and often pick one to use for when they have to speak English to an English person, so it makes them feel more (or seem more) English too.  Perhaps it would be considered awkward to have to say a hard to pronounce Chinese/Mandarin name instead?