Women who we wish were escorts?

[sparkus]

I've seen more desirable pigs.


(So where's the review Bonker?
You've been on here for years and your porcine review count is zero. You'd better chop chop before I give you a roasting!
Get stuffing)

Why hello, Foreign Secretary.

[PepeMAGA]

Emily May Hope

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[Bassman]

Do you think she might have had a BBL?

She’s gone on record and gone to lengths to prove her ass is natural. They’ve been married for
Years and she’s always had a big ass. Tits are fake and she admits that.

[Bassman]

Everything that's wrong with the current trends of  what women think is sexy IMO.

Well she may be the originator of this look/style lol. She’s been like that for years. She’s also credited as the first to do the squat in a thong pose.

[Punterperson1971]

Claudine Collins from the apprentice she’s just done the interview scenes

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[mr.bluesky]

Claudine Collins from the apprentice she’s just done the interview

I don't think I'd be any good being interviewed by her I'd just be distracted by her " chebs" 

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[RandomGuy99]

Amanda Holden was good in her younger years

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[webpunter]

Amanda Holden was good in her younger years

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Really ?
Milf tastic
Loves latex & FAF great legs

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[RandomGuy99]

Really ?
Milf tastic
Loves latex & FAF great legs

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Unfortunately she's still annoying

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Unfortunately she's still annoying

If only there was a pleasurable way to stop her talking......

[The_Don]

Unfortunately she's still annoying

+1

No fan of her or Cat Deeley or Tess Daly. I don't watch a lot of live TV and change the channel, if they are on.

[mr.bluesky]

Kelsey Asbille who starred in the tv series Yellowstone

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[PepeMAGA]

Kelsey Asbille who starred in the tv series Yellowstone

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[Punterperson1971]

WWE
jade cargill

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[The0neAnd0nly]

WWE
jade cargill

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Yep I posted her last year but so good definitely nowt wrong with seeing her again!

A 3some with her mate Bianca Belair would be awesome... would pay £1000 for 1 hour but would last 2 pumps and a squirt.


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[DastardlyDick]

WWE
jade cargill

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With thigh muscles like that she'd squeeze it out like tooth paste 

[Punterperson1971]

Anastacia
The singer from the 90’s fantastic voice and very tasty and still is even now

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[The0neAnd0nly]

With thigh muscles like that she'd squeeze it out like tooth paste 

Went back and found the previous conversation about her and her thighs.. was a subject of conversation and toothpaste squeezing skills then too.

Can't believe it was almost 2 years ago!! Post #1275

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=295107.msg3601886#msg3601886

[PepeMAGA]

Olivia Newton John back in the day
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[mr.bluesky]

Talking of pop stars the ABBA ladies Agnetha and Anni-frid back in the day

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But always had a thing for Suzi Quatro especially in that skin tight leather catsuit she used to wear
  (she's still doing tours today.)

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[Resources3xx]

WWE
jade cargill

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  was just about to say "who ever the hell this is in this video"

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 looks like im not the only one

[The0neAnd0nly]

Egyptian Insta model Dina Khalil

Face 11 out of 10
Body 12 out of 10

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[Prifessionallondinguy]

Desislava Bozhilova
Female snooker referee.
Can play with my balls anytime she wants.
I might need rest now and again though.


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[webpunter]

Desislava Bozhilova
Female snooker referee.
Can play with my balls anytime she wants.
I might need rest now and again though.


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Easy pink or more difficult brown ?
Coat ...

[Punterperson1971]

Easy pink or more difficult brown ?
Coat ...

I was going to say join the cue(QUE)..I’ll join you in getting our coats

[Jonestown]

Keeley Hazell, looks like a decent bit of rough.




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[mr.bluesky]

Keeley Hazell, looks like a decent bit of rough.




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David Walliams was podging her for a while, jammy bastard.  She used to be a regular in the lads mags like Nuts, Zoo a long time ago.

[RandomGuy99]

David Walliams was podging her for a while, jammy bastard.  She used to be a regular in the lads mags like Nuts, Zoo a long time ago.

I thought she moved to the US to do acting.

[mr.bluesky]

I thought she moved to the US to do acting.

Probably did but she was seen out on the arm of Walliams for some time .

[robsmith149]

Keeley Hazell, looks like a decent bit of rough.




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Looked good in Ted Lasso.

[Bassman]

Keeley Hazell, looks like a decent bit of rough.




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Wasn’t there a sex tape leaked of her a while back?

[SonofAJohn]

Montana Minx..

One hour of pure rimming (giving) and then another hour for everything else

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[mr.bluesky]

Wasn’t there a sex tape leaked of her a while back?

Yes, she can clearly be seen sucking someone off. ( lucky bastard)

[mr.bluesky]

Montana Minx..

One hour of pure rimming (giving) and then another hour for everything else

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Nice body , shame about the face. I hate those " trout pout" lips, she would look so much better without them. She looks like she's had other work done to her face too it doesn't look natural.
 

[PepeMAGA]

Nice body , shame about the face. I hate those " trout pout" lips, she would look so much better without them. She looks like she's had other work done to her face too it doesn't look natural.
 

I do wonder who actually likes the big fake lip look, I can't think of anyone that's looked better after having it done. Obviously there are women that have had it done or other work and they look great, but the work is more subtle

[sparkus]

I do wonder who actually likes the big fake lip look, I can't think of anyone that's looked better after having it done. Obviously there are women that have had it done or other work and they look great, but the work is more subtle

I consciously avoid escorts with that in pics.

The only unavoidable exception was once when I booked with someone who sent blurred out face pics on whatsapp and I arrived to find a ridiculous entity stood behind the door.

You see it all the time on public transport, I suppose it's one way to avoid men looking at you.

[SonofAJohn]

Nice body , shame about the face. I hate those " trout pout" lips, she would look so much better without them. She looks like she's had other work done to her face too it doesn't look natural.
 

None of her is natural.
BBL, facial surgery and fake boobs

Would make a good walking sex toy to play with

[SonofAJohn]

I do wonder who actually likes the big fake lip look, I can't think of anyone that's looked better after having it done. Obviously there are women that have had it done or other work and they look great, but the work is more subtle

I don't love it per say but I'm still gonna fuck them surgically enhanced girls regardless.
That's the raw truth

[Mountain_Man]

Reporting Scotland presenter Sarah McMullan

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[SonofAJohn]

I just wish all the birds in this picture were escorting.

I would love to be in a massive walk-in shower on my knees surrounded by all of them getting pissed on after they each drink 3L of water and green tea with honey.

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[Jonestown]

Footballer's squeeze and model,Laura Celia Valk.



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[PepeMAGA]

Footballer's squeeze and model,Laura Celia Valk.



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Yum

[RandomGuy99]

Reporting Scotland presenter Sarah McMullan

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She has a slightly odd voice though on BBC Scotland's Scotland's Home of the Year TV series.

[mr.bluesky]

She has a slightly odd voice though on BBC Scotland's Scotland's Home of the Year TV series.

A good sucking session on my todger will soon cure that

[webpunter]

Was having a persue on goggle for SarahM
I would, great KylianMBappage

At the same time i found another scootish presenter, Amy Irons
Dreamily gorgeous

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[A Decent Fist]

US pop singer Madison Beer got a name-check in this thread exactly four years ago today but with no pictorial evidence.

After seeing one of her videos just now I want to put her forward again.

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[mr.bluesky]

I think I nominated her too some time ago, good looking gal with a great name, what's not to love about her .

[PepeMAGA]

US pop singer Madison Beer got a name-check in this thread exactly four years ago today but with no pictorial evidence.

After seeing one of her videos just now I want to put her forward again.

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I didn't realize she was a singer, thought she was a model or influencer.

[mr.bluesky]

I didn't realize she was a singer, thought she was a model or influencer.

After watching the you tube link I don't think I'll be rushing out to buy any of her records or download them but who cares with a body and looks like she has. 

[Walladar]

Emma Watson