£1000

[overdone]

Somebody gives you £1000 with one instruction - all of it must be spend on escorts.

Which ones would you pick?

[Cuntminion]

I would take up escorting, book myself for £1000 hand relief then retire and go spend the thousand on taxidermy squirrels in humorous poses

[Topgun]

I'd spend it on escorts, lol obviously?

A few girls pussies, or a fortnight abroad on holiday... fingers crossed to get laid to equally as good looking girls. I'd rather invest in some guarantee.

When I was a boyracer back in the day. I spent £ thousands on a really cool car, in the end it only got me laid to a dozen girls over a couple of years, who were mostly average lookers. The money I could have saved on escorts...

[king tarzan]

Angela london escort
Sophia_lawrence
Stacy summer
Emily creme brulee
Leggiegoergie

Fucked all the above nice all of them

£1000 gone!!!

[Blackpool Rock]

I'd spend it on escorts, lol obviously?

A few girls pussies, or a fortnight abroad on holiday... fingers crossed to get laid to equally as good looking girls. I'd rather invest in some guarantee.

When I was a boyracer back in the day. I spent £ thousands on a really cool car, in the end it only got me laid to a dozen girls over a couple of years, who were mostly average lookers. The money I could have saved on escorts...

So would a Mark 1 Ford Escort Mexico count?
Probably a bit more reliable than most of the girls and better VFM in the long run

[hendrix]

Overnight with KDD at a good sex club. She's a pussy magnet so you'd get a nice variety wanting to join in.

[Topgun]

So would a Mark 1 Ford Escort Mexico count?
Probably a bit more reliable than most of the girls and better VFM in the long run

Yea, I know what you're saying.
Though, I was more into modern cars since the Ren5 GT Turbo, cosworth, then the classic-Impreza, Evo5 onwards, Skyline. Awesome, awesome days.

But as you get older you realise more and more how dangerous the lifestye/hobby is. Makes the idea of catching an STI from OWO pale in comparison compared to what you've seen/done.

Suppose I've never grown up, as I've always seeked our the thrill of that rare adrenaline rush to some extent more than others.

[SirFrank]

So would a Mark 1 Ford Escort Mexico count?
Probably a bit more reliable than most of the girls and better VFM in the long run

  my older cousin had one when I was a kid. He took me out for a spin in it and it's the first time in my life when I actually thought I was going to die. We left the house in 1978 and he drove so fast he dropped me back in 1964

[Private Parts]

 I've always seeked our the thrill of that rare adrenaline rush to some extent more than others.- quote
My adrenaline rush came with the garage bills for my Dolomite Sprint. Oooooh!
 

[threechilliman]

Overnight with KDD at a good sex club. She's a pussy magnet so you'd get a nice variety wanting to join in.

If I pay the taxi can I tag along?

tcm

[hendrix]

If I pay the taxi can I tag along?

tcm

definitely! You can probably pull the cock she's after! Win/Win 

[ClarkeOfTheCourse]

Overnight with KDD at a good sex club. She's a pussy magnet so you'd get a nice variety wanting to join in.

Is she that good that these mythical girls would also stump up the missing 300 notes?

[Stupidpunt]

Yea, I know what you're saying.
Though, I was more into modern cars since the Ren5 GT Turbo, cosworth, then the classic-Impreza, Evo5 onwards, Skyline. Awesome, awesome days.

But as you get older you realise more and more how dangerous the lifestye/hobby is. Makes the idea of catching an STI from OWO pale in comparison compared to what you've seen/done.

Suppose I've never grown up, as I've always seeked our the thrill of that rare adrenaline rush to some extent more than others.

 We have the same taste in cars. I've had all of those apart from the skyline, I went down the M3 route. Although you had more luck pulling pussy with yours, I struggled to pull a muscle during my boy racer years.

[overdone]

Angela london escort
Sophia_lawrence
Stacy summer
Emily creme brulee
Leggiegoergie

Fucked all the above nice all of them

£1000 gone!!!

That's the sort of list we are looking for. But would someone take advance of seeing how many you can see or just stick with ones you've seen before.

[gorge]

So would a Mark 1 Ford Escort Mexico count?
Probably a bit more reliable than most of the girls and better VFM in the long run

You might get the bonnet and front wings, but you won't even get a base model for that ... probably  have to add a zero to get a Mexico.

[overdone]

Would anyone class petrol or travel in the booking? With travelling to the escort you do have to get there & if you include that in your money when looking at escorts or you could go with all of them being outcalls - but then if you are booking an hotel room & taking that out of the £1000?

[Roth]

First three in Bristol-

Sexy Angelina
Naught Slut Soph
English Rebecca

All are top punts.

Then I'd head down in a taxi to Exeter to see Blonde Roxy. She's another top punt. 

Then back to Bristol to try out Sweet Sexy Sophie from my to-do list. 

[king tarzan]

Angela london escort
Sophia_lawrence
Stacy summer
Emily creme brulee
Leggiegoergie

Fucked all the above nice all of them

£1000 gone!!!

In london these are the top honeys in my opinion