How do you handle the walk past reception

[contentguy]

No follow up from the OP following the myriad of helpful suggestions he’s received.

I see he’s posted asking about whether a hotel is discreet, they’ve never kissed and told on me afaik 

[Fuzzyduck]

As for blagging it, the UKP'ers prognosis i'm pretty sure was that he knew it was terminal
More like she can invalidate
Me thinks the balls emptied zippy-de-do-da zippy-de-day feeling instantly turned into a heart stopping moment
Ten floors does have a certain charm uniqueness / novelty
As for seeing the burds in there +1 & I price em up

Maybe he should have just pressed the self-detonate button and asked the girly friend if she was working and how much she charged.

[Fuzzyduck]

No follow up from the OP following the myriad of helpful suggestions he’s received.

I see he’s posted asking about whether a hotel is discreet, they’ve never kissed and told on me afaik 

I'm sure he'll drop a discreet "thanks lads" sometime soon. However, the advice is only talk if you can't walk it.

[markballoon]

I called in the 'Hamlet' hotel in Bromborough last summer for a coffee during my dinner hour.  The Starbucks is right in front of reception so I watched people coming and going.  Reception didn't bat an eye lid.  However one girl has since been thrown out of there since then.  Can't remember her name fat blond one said she was filthy.

[Trotter671]

You've forgotten:  ordnance survey map, compass & torch 
WTF have you got moisturizer for ?
Johnsons is acceptable

Edit:  i concurr on water, a small bottle not some wanky fitness jobby

Always be prepared is my game Moisturiser is to ensure my beard is soft when snogging and RO - too nice I know!!

[pbrown355]

Can we have some clues about which hotel is 10 floors of hoors? I'm fairly dim so the more blunt the clue the better. Please? Asking for a friend.

[webpunter]

You are on 137 reviews & havent got a scooby ?
What are you like 
Its not a hotel
Here you go
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Edit: oops i forgot to add
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Its in the adjacent building
Which is infact is 9 floors not 10
In one of the maisonettes
9 floors doesnt sound so good

Can we have some clues about which hotel is 10 floors of hoors? I'm fairly dim so the more blunt the clue the better. Please? Asking for a friend.

[webpunter]

Always be prepared is my game Moisturiser is to ensure my beard is soft when snogging and RO - too nice I know!!

proper preparation & planning prevents piss poor punting
The 7 P's of punting
I'm sure they appreciate it when your are lapping on the bomb doors

[Thomas1002345]

Thanks for the advice

Maybe punting is not for me

Or I could book a room in the same hotel

[Watts.E.Dunn]

Can we have some clues about which hotel is 10 floors of hoors? I'm fairly dim so the more blunt the clue the better. Please? Asking for a friend.

The classic 9 or so floors of whores is Chelsea Cloisters in Sloane ave London.

Been there lots of times in the past, in the good olde days you could drive into London park outside and have a good time and then drive back. I remember once mistaking the apartment number and the girl there seemed a bit surprised to see me and I thought it might have been a bait and switch but a long way from home she did put up a good performance and i then noted a text from the agency asking where i got to! i did see the girl i was supposed to  see on another ocasion and she was good to!.

The bloke on the reception desk knew what as going on, a knowing wink going in and  out. I hear in recnet times they have tightned up on operations there but I'm sure they  make a fair old bit on it i on the rental to the girls.

Its here on Google maps a piss poor image usually some decent girls can be seen outside!

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On the other side of the road is Nell Gwyne house another less known establishment;)..

[jimbobted]

The classic 9 or so floors of whores is Chelsea Cloisters in Sloane ave London.

Been there lots of times in the past, in the good olde days you could drive into London park outside and have a good time and then drive back. I remember once mistaking the apartment number and the girl there seemed a bit surprised to see me and I thought it might have been a bait and switch but a long way from home she did put up a good performance and i then noted a text from the agency asking where i got to! i did see the girl i was supposed to  see on another ocasion and she was good to!.

The bloke on the reception desk knew what as going on, a knowing wink going in and  out. I hear in recnet times they have tightned up on operations there but I'm sure they  make a fair old bit on it i on the rental to the girls.

Its here on Google maps a piss poor image usually some decent girls can be seen outside!

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On the other side of the road is Nell Gwyne house another less known establishment;)..

Crikey, literally a stone's throw from my new office! I thought Chelsea Cloisters looked a bit seedy and I've definitely clocked hookers coming and going from both buildings. Never realised it was the eponymous 9 floors of whores!

[Watts.E.Dunn]

Crikey, literally a stone's throw from my new office! I thought Chelsea Cloisters looked a bit seedy and I've definitely clocked hookers coming and going from both buildings. Never realised it was the eponymous 9 floors of whores!

Well lucky you!, some very good girls have been there over the years!..

One place i've never had a duff punt at!.

[Fuzzyduck]

Can we have some clues about which hotel is 10 floors of hoors? I'm fairly dim so the more blunt the clue the better. Please? Asking for a friend.

You deserve much more respect than I'm going to give you. Try the search box.

If you type "ten floors of whores" this is the first hit

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=231040

[newhere456]

Just walk confidently in as if you know where you're going, the receptionist isn't likley to challenge you.

Half the time they know what's gong on and don't care,  the other half they won't even notice you.

[guymids-72]

The person on reception will not give a shit.
I used to feel a bit nervous but now I'm even happy going to input my car details if there is ANPR

[bigboy96]

Although hotels may or may not know what is occurring, at the end of the day they are getting money for a room that may have otherwise remained empty. 

[Lecoamraam]

I'm OK if i've been to the hotel before and know the layout but I hate walking in and having to quickly scan around to work out which way to go etc.

Streetview and the hotel website can give you a good idea on the layout. First time I went for a hotel punt I was a bit nervous too, but I knew exactly what the exterior and interior of the hotel looked like. The only thing I needed was the room number and I was good to go. Not every hotel will have this info online, but some online scouting can prepare you.

[RandomGuy99]

Streetview and the hotel website can give you a good idea on the layout. First time I went for a hotel punt I was a bit nervous too, but I knew exactly what the exterior and interior of the hotel looked like. The only thing I needed was the room number and I was good to go. Not every hotel will have this info online, but some online scouting can prepare you.

Yep, Streetview and often you find photos of the interior if you search for the hotel on Google Maps. A quick bit of research can avoid nervousness about where the lifts and the reception desk are.

You could always arrive early and play the spot the punter game. Bonus points for spotting total newbies.

[jimbobted]

Seriously guys you're all overthinking this.
The staff do not give a shit, even if they realise what you're there for.

My last hotel meet I wandered around lost a bit because I couldn't find the corridor to the room, it was sort of tucked away behind the bar area. Bumped into the manager, who said "Hello", so I said a cheery hellos back and wandered on my way.
Time before that as I said I rocked up with hooker in tow to check in to my room. I think it was blatantly obvious why the pretty blonde in her early 20s was going up to a room hired for a few hours by a bloke in his mid 40s for. Nobody gave a shit, least of all me.

[the fitter]

Part of punting for me is taking everything easy, I go to the Hotel early, and have a drink in the bar, and proceed to the room when it's time. The money I pay for a punt, it's got to be relaxed, none of this jump out of the car (wouldn't take a car anyway) run in get your end away, and finish. 

[RandomGuy99]

Just blend in



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[extraa]

Thankfully always been fine.

Once I was trying to find the room and the hotel was MASSIVE. I ended up walking straight in to the pool/gym area. Someone working there asked if they could help and I thought you know what, I am actually lost so told them the room number and they walked me right to the door. Great service 

Am I weird for enjoying that extra buzz from walking in to an unfamiliar hotel. At the time can't say I enjoy it but my it's a buzz coming out.

[webpunter]

You deserve much more respect than I'm going to give you. Try the search box.

If you type "ten floors of whores" this is the first hit

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=231040

Even the daily fail covered it 

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[big-al93]

Personally I would have an entire hotel of wg rather than “ ordinary “ customers

Now there's a thought.   

[webpunter]

Personally I would have an entire hotel of wg rather than “ ordinary “ customers

If you pay a vist to the Estark knocking shop in Fuengirola Fingerhola you will find that it is or was infact a hotel
The basement (could have been a ballroom) has been turned the main part of the club
A large bar + stages for the rogers to take turns in getting their kit off
This is ideal for clocking which burds are fit, thinking i'll have a go at that
Then waiting for her to finish her routine before pouncing
The fun stuff is in the rooms on the 5 maybe more floors with a maid by the lift dishing out a sheet & towel for a few €uros
I think that you can book the hotel to stay there if you try hard enough
Having only been there about twenty times i was considering giving this a whirl for a long w/e trip
Bound to bump into the burds in the day at the in-house restaurant / eatery
& most if not all of em stay there whilst working
And frequent the local beach in the afternoons topping up their tans
 

[RandomGuy99]

If you pay a vist to the Estark knocking shop in Fuengirola Fingerhola you will find that it is or was infact a hotel
The basement (could have been a ballroom) has been turned the main part of the club
A large bar + stages for the rogers to take turns in getting their kit off
This is ideal for clocking which burds are fit, thinking i'll have a go at that
Then waiting for her to finish her routine before pouncing
The fun stuff is in the rooms on the 5 maybe more floors with a maid by the lift dishing out a sheet & towel for a few €uros
I think that you can book the hotel to stay there if you try hard enough
Having only been there about twenty times i was considering giving this a whirl for a long w/e trip
Bound to bump into the burds in the day at the in-house restaurant / eatery
& most if not all of em stay there whilst working
And frequent the local beach in the afternoons topping up their tans

That sounds like one for bucket list and it may well kill you by the end of the weekend, but what a way to go. 

[webpunter]

That sounds like one for bucket list and it may well kill you by the end of the weekend, but what a way to go. 

After three nights on the bounce the tanks were on fumes only
On other trips have spaced visits out one there one night in Puerto Banus drinking no hookering (coz too expensive) & with golfing it ends up being quite tiring with not a lot of sleep
I really must decrease the golfing

[jimbobted]

I really must decrease the golfing

[s0whatsnew?]

I was once a bit tooo casual on heading for the lift......        it turned out be the goods lift !    The reception manager came running to help me out and point me in the right direction.  We both had a good laugh at it.   

[markballoon]

I stayed in the Cloisters one night on a visit to London (airbnb).  The place is massive however the lift was tiny and only allowed a few people in and was slow as fuck   The reception was set quite far back but you could wait ages for the lift in full view of the doorman.

[marc_hotsteppa]

I like to walk past reception with my cock out* and smile at the ladies as I picture them naked as this gives me extra confidence.




*in my mind, of course  - I'm always rocking out with my cock out

[Markc]

I have stayed in Premier Inn’s in Manchester many times and have had a number of escorts come and see me.
I never had a problem with getting them past reception and to my room. As the lifts and doors to the corridors where
the bedrooms are key coded access with my room key l always meet my chosen escort in the car park and we then enter the hotel.

It’s best to try and make sure the receptionist is busy booking another guest in as they don’t see you and you can walk straight through reception. As a man in my mid 50’s and l normally choose escorts in their 20’s and they are wearing short skirts, low cut blouses, stockings and high heels if any one sees us in the lifts or corridors it pretty obvious what we are up to. I never had a problem and l find it adds to the thrill to the meet. Sometimes after the fuck and we got still some time to kill or my escort has to wait to be picked up l have taken them to the bar for a drink.

[JonasG]

Got caught only once in my early days of punting in Heathrow.

Reception asked where I was going, said to see a mate. They said which number so they can ring them. I stupidly gave it cos I was caught out, don't think she answered?

Then I said I'd ring him outside. Rang her and she apologised saying this had never happened before and the booking got cancelled.

Might've been Holiday Inn.

[webpunter]

Got caught only once in my early days of punting in Heathrow.

Heathrow can be tricky when it comes to hotels
As i found out there is an Ibis & an Ibis Styles
Cant remember which way round it was but one of em only has three floors & the other four (or more]
Fortunately the SP was in a 4th floor room & in the Ibis i went to there were only three floors
Had she been on the 3rd floor that could have been embarrassing knocking on the wrong door 

[contentguy]

Heathrow can be tricky when it comes to hotels
As i found out there is an Ibis & an Ibis Styles
Cant remember which way round it was but one of em only has three floors & the other four (or more]
Fortunately the SP was in a 4th floor room & in the Ibis i went to there were only three floors
Had she been on the 3rd floor that could have been embarrassing knocking on the wrong door 

That would have been a knocking shock rather than a knocking shop!

I’ll get my coat.

[RandomGuy99]

Heathrow can be tricky when it comes to hotels
As i found out there is an Ibis & an Ibis Styles
Cant remember which way round it was but one of em only has three floors & the other four (or more]
Fortunately the SP was in a 4th floor room & in the Ibis i went to there were only three floors
Had she been on the 3rd floor that could have been embarrassing knocking on the wrong door 

Actually did this once. The SP told me she was in a particular apartment building, so I got past the doorman and up to the room and knocked on the door and a different woman answered the door. I went back downstairs and to the apartment building next door getting past another doorman and up to the room and this time the SP opened the door. 

[webpunter]

Actually did this once. The SP told me she was in a particular apartment building, so I got past the doorman and up to the room and knocked on the door and a different woman answered the door. I went back downstairs and to the apartment building next door getting past another doorman and up to the room and this time the SP opened the door. 

Not only me & it cant be just the two of us
An occupational punting EdenHazard

So what was the convo line with the 'different' woman ?
Thinking on your feet required no doubt

As it happens i'd downed a kamagra sachet getting outta the motor [it acts supa fast]
This was coursing through my veins heading in one direction
I did sort a plan B rapido phew TFFT

[Anadin]

Actually did this once. The SP told me she was in a particular apartment building, so I got past the doorman and up to the room and knocked on the door and a different woman answered the door. I went back downstairs and to the apartment building next door getting past another doorman and up to the room and this time the SP opened the door. 

Had a similar experience with a hard to understand Brazilian and her poor directions, I tried to go into the wrong small hotel and I guess it was such a small place that as they didn't recognise me they weren't letting me past, turned out I was in the wrong building anyway but I bet they thought they stopped a wrong un up to no good in their building.

[RandomGuy99]

Not only me & it cant be just the two of us
An occupational punting EdenHazard

So what was the convo line with the 'different' woman ?
Thinking on your feet required no doubt

As it happens i'd downed a kamagra sachet getting outta the motor [it acts supa fast]
This was coursing through my veins heading in one direction
I did sort a plan B rapido phew TFFT

I said "Oh, you're not the escort I'm supposed to be shagging". She invited me in and ravished me...

Then I woke up....

No, I just said sorry I must have the wrong room. She didn't invite me on for a quick shag 😮😭

[FiveKnuckles]

Actually did this once. The SP told me she was in a particular apartment building, so I got past the doorman and up to the room and knocked on the door and a different woman answered the door. I went back downstairs and to the apartment building next door getting past another doorman and up to the room and this time the SP opened the door. 

Had a close call but not hotel.  Given the gate code and flat number, struggled with those manual gate combination locks, then buzzed the flat and door releases.   Make it all the way up to floor and no more than 5 secs to knock on the flat, then SP calls and ask where I am.  Tell her I'm about to knock on door X and she replies it's Y.     She put the wrong flat number into the whatsapp. 

[Watts.E.Dunn]

I have, more than once where in that situation of more then the one block and gated compounds, asked a girl to turn off her room lights on and off a few times that has worked very well!.

Pity that what 3 words isn't used more often, accutate to 3 metre squares!.

Work this one out!..


music.tunnel.land

[RandomGuy99]

I have, more than once where in that situation of more then the one block and gated compounds, asked a girl to turn off her room lights on and off a few times that has worked very well!.

Pity that what 3 words isn't used more often, accutate to 3 metre squares!.

Work this one out!..


music.tunnel.land

shag.big.boobs would make it easier

[London76]

Im usually on a phone call to someone or even the escort while walking in so i do not get disturbed haha

[Kerosene]

Reception doesn't bother me unduly, but I've had a few bookings during the day and have done the knock at the door while housekeeping have been doing their rounds. Maybe I feel a bit uneasy about that, but they're not going to give me static.

[cunningman]

Reception not an issue ... All part of the excitement tbh

I will pick my preferred SB up on Sunday near hers and drive to a local chain hotel where I have a booking and we will check in together at midday and then check out a couple of hours later.

I've done it before with her and I know a couple of other guys take her there too.

Its always the same woman on reception and I just smile at her.

[shagmore]

SPs usually give you a good insight into the directions to take when entering the hotel.
On the way out, I usually stop at reception to either get parking code or a free sweet 

[webpunter]

I will pick my preferred SB up on Sunday near hers and drive to a local chain hotel where I have a booking and we will check in together at midday and then check out a couple of hours later.

I've done it before with her and I know a couple of other guys take her there too.

Its always the same woman on reception and I just smile at her.

On the same Sunday ?
For her sunday roast[ing] she'll be getting plenty of meat + two veg & [a] proper stuffing
Where's me coat 

[cunningman]

On the same Sunday ?

Err, no.  She's quite vocal while riding, they must know exactly what's going on.

[webpunter]

Err, no.  She's quite vocal while riding, they must know exactly what's going on.

I was but jestin    I bet they do

[Cum_again]

Only ever once had to worry about reception, most hotels don’t give a shit.

However, I once booked a girl who was at a country house hotel.  In through the front door I went and a tiny lobby where you had to walk between two receptionists desks about 4 feet apart.  The open staircase I had to go up was just behind them

It was small enough for them to know all their guests as well, so I felt very conspicuous.  However, eyes down to the mobile phone, pretend to be texting someone or doing something on the phone and stride with purpose…

Was nerve wracking that though, and I’m sure that they were suspicious, as a maid came and knocked on the door despite a do not disturb sign and it being a weird time for them to knock.
I was in the bathroom at the time pissing in the girl’s mouth, so it was a touch awkward