Hello all, new member here - hoping to contribute to this burgeoning community.
And to do that I start with a review of my own after my most recent punt (just arrived home from the dismal experience).
The girl's handle is Mariana on adultworks,
External Link/Members OnlyI needn't tell you that this is a very severe case of to-good-to-be-true, I'll divulge into those details below.
COMMUNICATIONShe was well spoken, apparently hailing from brazil yet never had any trouble understanding my requests and even managed to have a somewhat engaging conversation after we were done.
It did feel like she had been running through men all day as she talked of other clients coming in immediately after me, this was at 9PM. Nothing particularly interesting from her mouth except for my peenus weenus of course
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LOCATIONShe was located near green park station, about a 5 minute walk to the hotel. Wasn't hard getting there as you'd expect in london.
The flat wasn't out of the ordinary for escorts - a small 1 bedroom setup with a double bed that nearly filled the entire room, not much space to do any elaborate positions off the bed.
APPEARANCENow this is the largest point of contention and what I had the most umbrage with; I would like to think that I'm above being shallow but when there's such a LARGE discrepancy to what's advertised and who you meet then it's going to cause anger.
It was a legitimate catfish, I first thought her friend opened the door or that I had the wrong address (My mind wasn't in the sense making business at that moment) - I looked at her for a good 5 minutes. Deciding whether to leave and save my money, or go through with a half hour punt. I chose the latter because I haven't had contact with a woman in a long time - don't ask why.
Her body was super average, by that I mean the type of haggard late 20's/early 30's body you'd see of a sloot who's recuperating from the cockacaust in her early years. Her face was super average too, just super average all around - in fact I would say she was below average with the only saving grace being her relative slimness. And trust me, I'm a desperate, thirsty man that lusts after any 4/10+ who doesn't need to replace the scales every time she uses them.
THE ACT ITSELFIt was pretty meh all things considered, though I suffer from mild impotence because of my chronic masturbation and inability to cum without deathgripping. She refused to give me head without a condom, bemoaning STDs and the like. I was perturbed enough that I tried to make her reconsider for a solid 5 mins, though knowing how fast 30 minutes goes, I had to concede. Funnily enough I still came even with the condom, normally I feel absolutely nothing through the things, but a good blowjob is my weakness.
And it was a good blowjob, not much sex as I go limp instantly upon sticking it in. I just can't stay hard while looking at a busted, zoidberg body - so I told her to finish me off with her mouth. Meh, I could have stayed at home and jacked off. Yet the lack of intimacy would have been plaguing my thoughts and I'd be fastened to my starry eyed expectation if I never went, yet now that I did, there wont be any more pondering about what could be.
Just me, my porn and my video games.
So yeah, if you've seen her, stay clear lest you want to meet someone who's half her looks in both body and face.
