Last year i dropped Mrs Y off in Brum shopping & i would apparently catch up with a few old mates.
Bugger that i had planned to have a sneaky as she can spend hours looking at shite.
Googled "adult massage" & decided on
External Link/Members Only. never been before.
Walked in & picked a beauty, just my type
Brunette, pretty face, slim, 5 1/2 foot tall (ish), pert tits & tight arse.
I can't remember the cost.
followed her into the room watching her arse swing from side to side, I'm in a happy place now
In the room got naked & WHAM, the longest list of don't do this you have ever heard, no kiss, no touch pussy, no fingers, no touch tits, no blow job without condom, no touch arse, no hard fucking (I'm writing as she said it, as you can guess she was EE)
Put little Y away & walked out of the room, told the receptionist what had happened & she offered me another girl, nope i want my money back.
After what seemed an eternity (only minutes in reality) she relented with a full refund.
As i left i could her one hell of an argument ensuing between the receptionist & the girl.
Got in my car (shaking like a leaf) picked up Mrs Y & was greeted with "did you have a good time"
FFS!