Stuff you don’t like that others do.

[Cum_again]

Ok.  Some things to get off my chest.
Some things that seem to be universally popular but I don’t like.

1. Stockings and suspenders.  Why?  Who wears these?  Who has actually worn these for the last 30 years?  They take fucking ages to get off and need a fucking engineer to help.  Jeggings, yoga pants and tights have all surpassed these and allow me much easier access to the old bald taco.

2. Huge huge tits.  Tits that don’t fit in my hands are useless. Tots that sag are useless.  Give me small pert tits over huge udders any day. They look so pleased to see you lol.

3. Convincing TS. Here’s my problem.  Two things I love about women are their soft lips and vaginas. No matter how convincing a TS I’m not going to get either.  I guess I might have a threesome or foursome and mix it up a bit, but my taste for  girls ain’t girls without those two vital ingredients.

4. Spitting rather than swallowing. It doesn’t taste take bad... man up ;D


Ok, let’s have more things that annoy you but not others.

[Jonestown]

Huge asses
Obviously fake tits, ie hard and lumpy.
Unshaven/untrimmed fanny

[lewisjones23]

pay money to shag fat birds 

[houseboot]

Yep, "Tots that sag are useless" 

Just adore "Jeggings" though   

[Cum_again]

Yep, "Tots that sag are useless" 

Just adore "Jeggings" though   

Hey!  Autocorrect is the devil

[Chrisideal]

Huge asses
Obviously fake tits, ie hard and lumpy.
Unshaven/untrimmed fanny

Another vote for the huge ass Kim Kardashian body type. Tiny pert bum for me!

[Flunt]

3. Convincing TS. Here’s my problem.

+1 It's a bloke with tits! 

I suppose it's each to their own, my personal dislikes:

Snowballing
Having someone gag whilst doing a blowjob, worse still Roman showers

There are many more but that's getting into uncommon niches

[Colston36]

I dislike anyone who criticises other people's sexual likes.

But I wish people would realise it is discreet not discrete, would have not would of and dominant not dominate.

[zulu1964]

Shaved pussys

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Excessively hairy pussies.

[Titi]

Trout pouts/lips; can’t fucking stand em. Don’t women realise how stupid they look with huge lips? Yea I get some are good for sucking cock, but some are just ridiculous.

[Dipper]

Fake tit barbies.

Stupid amounts of make up/tan.

Domination/bondage. (Either way).

Too much emphasis on oral.

[Grumpy Pumpy]

I dislike anyone who criticises other people's sexual likes.

But I wish people would realise it is discreet not discrete, would have not would of and dominant not dominate.

 

[Jayne_cobb]

I dislike anyone who criticises other people's sexual likes.

But I wish people would realise it is discreet not discrete, would have not would of and dominant not dominate.

Defiantly  (When they mean definitely) needs adding to that list

[horsa]

Fake tits
Facials
Anal

[Blackpool Rock]

Yeah never really got the fascination with huge tits, small pert and firm are my preference 

Same with girls who state "huge arse" on their profiles, I just move on and remember a time when seemingly every girl was paranoid about her arse looking too big   

In terms of sex acts themselves I don't get Cowgirl which often doesn't do anything for me as the girl simply slams up and down so hard that the whole bed bounces including me at the same rate meaning my cock isn't actually going in and out and I go soft.
Alternatively if I do stay hard the girl makes me cum too quick as I need to be able to control the pace and pull back if i'm close to the edge
A couple of girls have gently done Asian Cowgirl which was good as they knew what they were doing but normal Cowgirl from most girls just seems crap yet a lot of punters rave about it 

[pythondan]

I love stockings - the girl can keep them on whilst being fucked which is not the case with leggings, tights etc.

Also love cowgirl - it is good if you get the girl to lie on top of you so you can snog and thrust into her - possibly my favourite position.

Agree re. huge arses and silly large boobs fake or otherwise. Hairy fanny is also not great.

Too much make up is another thing that leaves me cold - especially fake eye-lashes that look like hairy spiders legs.

[Cum_again]

Some good ones here.

By the way, as long as it’s legal, do what you like doing. This is more about swimming against the crowd

[billybobsmith]

As with others, and these are my dislikes:

Fake tits.  I've been with one woman with them, and they weren't overly large, but still prefer the real thing.

Fake moaning.  Either I'm laughing to myself at her comical performance or I'm totally put off.

Fishnet stockings.  Been to one or two in their own homes and they've been wearing these. These just come across as some tacky thing worn by parlour girls and really do nothing for me.  Like ordinary underwear that she would wear out and about rather than something out of an Ann Summers shop.
Black tights under a short skirt on the other hand are extremely feminine.  Gym gear / leggings etc. are so hot if the woman has the figure.

Thigh length boots.  Still scream "hooker / Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman" to me.  Below the knee, especially with a dress or short skirt can be really hot.

Having my asshole touched.  Really don't want anyone down there.  Yes, I've shagged a woman up her arse at her request, but it's a mix of things gay men do and worrying about shit that puts me off being touched.
My arse is staying virginal.

BDSM.  Not saying I wouldn't try bits and pieces, but being tied to a rack, having my balls crushed or walked over in stilettos etc. really doesn't appeal to me.
Don't mind spanking her a bit but not into the pain side and probably like some control.

Blowjobs.  Nice but they do pretty much nothing for me.  I've never cum from one although once or twice it's felt nice but not enough to get me over the edge.

[Vivago]

Some things that seem to be universally popular but I don’t like.

1. Stockings and suspenders.  Why?   

In which case can I suggest that you stop wearing them.

Its okay, I've already got my coat.

[earlgreyman]

Not sure why the Kim Kardashian/nicki minaj fake ass is so popular? I do love a natural bubble butt, especially on latina or black girls, certainly but not massive, saggy, sewn in silicon marshmallows. Fake tits are ok if done right, but even then i'd much rather a smaller natural pert pair anyday. 

Anyone who likes huge fake tits on a small frame should check out Naomi Wu aka SexyCyborg lol. Ridiculous, with a skinny ass, but I would probably have a go.

P.s: I think stocking and suspenders are a classic sexy look. Yes, a pain to get off in the bedroom, but for me - it's actually sexy to watch a girl undress, so I think they're meant to tease and prolong the moment!

[Blackpool Rock]

Blowjobs.  Nice but they do pretty much nothing for me.  I've never cum from one although once or twice it's felt nice but not enough to get me over the edge.

I went for years not coming from a BJ and wondered what the fuss was about but then a parlour girl called Sandy in Preston gave me an amazing BJ with CIM finish and ever since i've been fine.
Perhaps it was psychological on my part and once i'd come from a BJ the pressure was off but find the right girl and a CIM finish from a BJ where the girl just uses her mouth is like a normal orgasm x 100 

[poundstock]

Nothing annoys me about what others get up to or their likes or dislikes except...........hardsports.

[JimmySW]

Another vote for the huge ass Kim Kardashian body type. Tiny pert bum for me!

Slim and pert all over for me although some fake tits are great if they feel natural and aren’t over the top in the size department, altogether much better than a pair of spaniels ears!

[jimmymac]

Snowballing
Watersports
Hardsports

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Perfume, especially indiscrete (sic) potent ones. 

[Dick Cheese]

Ladies that wank your cock during a BJ.If I want a HJ I'll ask for one.

[BogBog1]

Great thread! For me:

1. Cowgirl - never really liked it that much.

2. Overly made-up/fake. Fake tits are OK if they're done well, but the super-fake everything (huge lips, massive make-up etc) does nothing for me.

But the number 1 for me - dirty talking during sex. Instant turn-off. Especially if it's so obviously not real. "Oh yeah fuck my filthy cunt with that big cock, you dirty bastard". Errr... no you're alright thanks love, especially now you've told me that your cunt is filthy 

[Ali Katt]

I love most of this. The op mentioned convincing TS, how many punters are really into this and how many are willing to see one? I doubt even 10%.


I've zero interest in hard sports. I've yet to read a review with it mentioned.

I Love snowballing, big massive tits, big girls, big arses, stocking stussies, sub games, gagging, spitting, don't mind hairy, love good quality perfume, but no escorts seem to wear any frags.

The grey areas for me are watersports as I've never done it and I've done choke play with an ex girlfriend, but it's not really my thing. Uniforms possibly in the context of roleplay, but uniforms aren't my kink.

Not that into heavily made up girls, fake tits and PSE. But I've done them all and enjoyed it to a differing extent, but it's not something I seek out. I also don't seek out specific nationalities as such, but I understand why people do it. I also don't really find Roma fit, Baltic countries have way better looking women.

Cowgirl is my second favourite position. Doggy style I find difficult I know many say it goes deeper and you can hair pull and spank, but I'm not huge into it.

I fucking love dirty talk. Nothing better than playing off someone.

[Watfordpunter97]

1. Romanians
2. Italians that are actually Romanians

[Fuzzyduck]

1) Pornstars (except the down to earth GND types but that defeats object IMO)
2) Anyone over £200/hr

[billybobsmith]

I love most of this. The op mentioned convincing TS, how many punters are really into this and how many are willing to see one? I doubt even 10%.


I've zero interest in hard sports. I've yet to read a review with it mentioned.

I Love snowballing, big massive tits, big girls, big arses, stocking stussies, sub games, gagging, spitting, don't mind hairy, love good quality perfume, but no escorts seem to wear any frags.

The grey areas for me are watersports as I've never done it and I've done choke play with an ex girlfriend, but it's not really my thing. Uniforms possibly in the context of roleplay, but uniforms aren't my kink.

Not that into heavily made up girls, fake tits and PSE. But I've done them all and enjoyed it to a differing extent, but it's not something I seek out. I also don't seek out specific nationalities as such, but I understand why people do it. I also don't really find Roma fit, Baltic countries have way better looking women.

Cowgirl is my second favourite position. Doggy style I find difficult I know many say it goes deeper and you can hair pull and spank, but I'm not huge into it.

I fucking love dirty talk. Nothing better than playing off someone.

TS's do not interest me at all.  100% woman only for me.

Watersports wise, I suppose I would let a woman piss on me just to cross it off my bucket list.  Might be interesting seeing a woman do this, but I would want to avoid any hitting my face, and wouldn't be at all interested doing it to her.

Hardsports, not a chance in hell.  Each to their own, but seeing someone taking a dump on me, in my mouth etc. would make me throw up at the very least.

I like doggy.  Gives me a chance to watch myself moving in and out of her, and to see the shape of her hips / ass area.
Doesn't make me cum too quickly especially if she raises her hips so that I'm angled upwards rather than horizontally fucking her.

Cowgirl, never got near on that, but if the woman gets off on it, I'm all for it.  Good to see her face on, play with the breasts, nipples and clit, and kiss her (although if she leans too far forward, not being 8" or so, I tend to pop out from time to time).
Her bouncing up and down (like in porn movies) won't make me cum.  Tends to pull too much on my foreskin rather than being sensual.

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I like cowgirl when she is grinding away and wants to climax. Not the vertical up and down routine.

Mish I don’t like. Unless I am standing. Then it is octopus. That I like. WGs take note. 

[Charliehutton]

Trout pouts/lips; can’t fucking stand em. Don’t women realise how stupid they look with huge lips? Yea I get some are good for sucking cock, but some are just ridiculous.

Yep, couldn't agree more. Lip jobs are my number one. I've no idea why girls do it. I've no issue with a girl having her baps done, though, in fact I'd make it compulsory if I could.

As for stuff other guys like but I don't, I think anal is completely overrated. Looks better in porn films than in the flesh, in my view.

[MrArmagh]

fat birds. I love them

only enough I find in N Ireland is kind of hard to find some bigger ladies here that work.

[MT balls]

1)Snowballing ..........Urrrrrgh !!!

2)Hardsports.............Double Urrrrrgh !!!

3)BDSM .......Why would anyone want to inflict pain on another person or yourself ?
Ball crushing with stiletto's !!!!,     I just don't get it !!!!

4)Dressing up and role play, ......I don't get this either .

5)Meetings involving other men ......Noooooooooo.

I just want passionate sex and intimacy , with an attractive woman ,simples .

Anyway , each to their own .

     MT .

[Ali Katt]

1)Snowballing ..........Urrrrrgh !!!

2)Hardsports.............Double Urrrrrgh !!!

3)BDSM .......Why would anyone want to inflict pain on another person or yourself ?
Ball crushing with stiletto's !!!!,     I just don't get it !!!!

4)Dressing up and role play, ......I don't get this either .

5)Meetings involving other men ......Noooooooooo.

I just want passionate sex and intimacy , with an attractive woman ,simples .

Anyway , each to their own .

     MT .

BDSM isn't just about inflicting, it doesn't have to involve pain at all. With small doses of pain the body releases endorphins to deal with it, the rush is disorientating and pleasurable. I like to push my body to extremes. With regards pain on other people if they enjoy spanking or something stronger why not if you know what you are doing?

[earlgreyman]

Indeed, each to their own. Everyone has different desires and kinks. One's trash is another's treasure.

I, like many guys, love for my lady to CIM and for her to swallow it down, but i heave at even a passing thought of cum swapping with her. 

Have had gfs try to kiss me after they've' done the deed, and they lol at my reaction and say "See, goes to show how much i love ya!". 

[mr.bluesky]

Women with tattoo's no matter how big or indescreet I hate them. Especially big ones across their chest or just above their bums or arms covered in them. 

[Thecunninglinguist]

Women with tattoo's no matter how big or indescreet I hate them. Especially big ones across their chest or just above their bums or arms covered in them. 

Completely agree. Especially tattooed tits. Nothing says slag quite so eloquently. It's not a complete no no for me but a good thing is there is zero chance of EAS setting in.

[ulstersubbie]

Tie n' Tease (too tame for an old sub like me!)

Hardsports

[workinallweek]

 Dificult question because ive changed and probably will change again , try something and if you dont like it dont do it again but at the moment.

 Fake tits
 Over the top make up and lip fill
 Fake moans and orgasms
  Anything poo related
  Recieving anal
  Fishnets

[Littlefoot]

Don't like tall gals, no taller than 5'8"
Don't like being blindfold, like to see the action.
Don't like being rimmed, prefer to be the rimmer. 

[Ahalfa Carling]

Turn offs.

Hardsports being mentioned - instant turn off

Excessive peircings (esp pussy lips)

Weird plastic surgery things - OK, some fake tits you couldn't tell the difference, but others are just so obvious. And what the fuck is all this having your nipples made heart shaped all about.

As for tattoos - the occasional one or two are ok, but when they get excessive... no thanks.

As for BDSM type stuff, sorry but I just get a fit of the giggles whenever I am tied up.

[Ali Katt]

Turn offs.

Hardsports being mentioned - instant turn off

Excessive peircings (esp pussy lips)

Weird plastic surgery things - OK, some fake tits you couldn't tell the difference, but others are just so obvious. And what the fuck is all this having your nipples made heart shaped all about.

As for tattoos - the occasional one or two are ok, but when they get excessive... no thanks.

As for BDSM type stuff, sorry but I just get a fit of the giggles whenever I am tied up.

Depends how your brain is wired I guess. I know a lot of people can't do dirty talk because they are laughing too much. I just concentrate on the moment and ignore any anxiety.

[hawkzville]

(1) Anything bum-hole related - hello! It's an exit not an entrance.....
(2) Fake tits, fake lips, fake people.
(3) Being called "b-bee".
(4) Fake moaning etc (often combined with (3) above).
(5) Short changed, short-timed, hidden extras and the such.

[Ali Katt]

(1) Anything bum-hole related - hello! It's an exit not an entrance.....
(2) Fake tits, fake lips, fake people.
(3) Being called "b-bee".
(4) Fake moaning etc (often combined with (3) above).
(5) Short changed, short-timed, hidden extras and the such.

Nobody likes that one.

[freeze44]

Some fun lists there! Only add that find it a turn off when a wg has short arms...not sure why but try to look out for it!

[ShadowProclamation]

I don't agree about stockings and suspenders. The best gift wrapping there is in my view. However, fishnets do nothing for me.

Not that bothered about tits, as I'm more of a leg and bum man. A huge arse is fine, if it is smooth, rather than saggy. I also enjoy anal.

From previous posts it is apparent that people have different preferences. It took me a while to find out some of mine. Part of exploration is finding out what floats your boat. Not tried role play or a threesome, but wouldn't dismiss things I haven't tried.

I'm not interested in doing BDSM. I don't wish to get into pain territory. I find it hard to understand why people enjoy some of the most extreme activities.

[streetstroler]

DFK, gets mentioned alot on here, not really into that with a WG and I would imagine they're not that into it either. BJs, covered or not don't do much for me anymore, few girls seem to be that good at it. Or perhaps I'm just desensitized to them.