I've posted elsewhere pretty randomly about my plans for Christmas but thought I'd stick a note in one place for anyone that's interested in following my exploits, for some gratuitous vicarious living. As I post reviews I'll link them here.
My plan to end the year with a couple of big bangs leading up to Christmas went awry. I had booked two duos with my top regulars - 2 hrs with Kristen and Hayley XX for 10th Dec and 3 hrs with Kristen and Lia Loves for 18th. That little lot was going to set me back most of my Christmas bonus. That still left me my usual monthly punting budget to blow over Christmas and I had in the back of my mind the idea of doing the "12 Lays of Christmas". Assuming my duos count for 4 (yes that would be Kristen twice but she's worth two of most WG's at least!
) that meant I only needed to do 8 more over Christmas.
All sounded good.
Then 3 weeks ago a huge request for proposal came in for a key customer in Germany and next thing I have no choice but to head to fucking Munich. Couldn't even get out to an FKK club as we were working late nights / early mornings to get this proposal done. Cancellation number one with Hayley and Kristen - what a fucker.
Finally got back to blighty and the combination of hotel rooms / air con / late nights / stress meant I ended up with some kind of flu - so no way I was fit for Lia and Hayley either. You might imagine just how fucked off I was with life as I messaged them both to say I was having to cancel.
But of course, I still had a huge wedge of cash sitting in my bank, and now Christmas was coming which meant time off work completely. And I was fully fit again.
So, with less than 2 weeks to go I did not think I'd manage 12 Lays of Christmas even if I included my first two December punts with Lovely Isabell and MissKDD (but let's not rule it out).
So I settled for aiming to split the difference and as the 6th day of Christmas goes 6-geese-a-laying I figured why not aim for 6-WG's-A-Laying-Me! (if you say the Gee's in WG's right it's not far off Geese...)
So I already had Little Katie and Adele4U lined up for 'Twixtmas so I ran a whole bunch of Reverse Bids for pretty much every other day between Christmas Eve and New Year's Eve. It's only 2 bucks a pop so nothing ventured...that said I was also monitoring the ladies in the top of my hot list to see if they were available and firing off requests basically asking what days, if any, they were available over Christmas.
So here's what I have lined up...may fill in some of the free days or use them for recovery, guess it depends what comes up on my RB's!
WG 1) Christmas Eve - External Link/Members Only - I did have some responses to my rb for Christmas Eve, but Lucie was on my HL, her PG pics looked cute as fuck, and she replied that she could fit me in on Christmas Eve. Great punt, and very nice gift to unwrap on Christmas Eve - review to follow shortly.
WG 2) Boxing Day - External Link/Members Only - replied to my RB - not reviewed here, pics look fab although no face pics, but I had put on my RB face pics were a must and she was happy to send them. OMFG she is one of the prettiest WG's I have ever seen. She is a horny little minx and proceeded to connect up with me Christmas Eve night for some sexy WhatsApp chat and sent me even more face pics. If she is even half as good as her profile / pics / AW feedback implies this could be my discovery of the year. And if I don't review her it's coz I'm keeping her all to myself! Shit, probably shouldn't have said that should I?
WG 3) 27th Dec - External Link/Members Only - plenty has already been written about Katie, I am getting fluffy about her before I've even met her so best hold my horses til I see her. Really hoping she lives up to my expectations as it's a long drive down to Bristol!
WG 4) 29th Dec - External Link/Members Only - another fan favourite here on UKP and this will be my first visit.
For many I'm sure Adele4U would be the punt to end the year on. But somehow, jammy fucker that I am I managed to wangle this little treat...
Merry New Year!!! (in the immortal words of Eddie Murphy, Trading Places)
WG 5) 31st Dec - External Link/Members Only - after me cancelling her twice Kristen has proved yet again why she is my girl of the year, offering to come see me New Year's Eve lunchtime...for 3 hours!
WG 6) 31st Dec - External Link/Members Only - but seeing as I had Kristen lined up it seemed rude not to at least ask if Lia was available to reschedule our dynamic duo. Clearly I made it to the top of Santa's "good boy" list as she is happy to come see me and Kristen!!
So that's a 3 hour 3-some with the lovely Kristen and delectable Lia to end what has been an utterly amazing 6 months of punting for me.
So that's my planned 6 WG's-a-Laying - obviously as the saying goes, there's many a slip 'twixt cup and lip so not counting my geese til they've been laid
- sorry really mixing my metaphors today - Christmas morning Bucks Fizz kicking in!
I still have a few other RB's running, and have had replies from a few in my HL's saying they are available over the Christmas period, the only question is whether I have the stamina for any more!
I've said it before and will say it again this is looking to be a Merry Fucking Christmas for me - with the emphasis on the fucking.
Reviews and updates to follow.
PS did I mention I rescheduled Kristen and Hayley for 10th Jan?