Plenty of women collect things too. This is a potentially sexist list but it includes handbags, shoes, perfumes, crockery / household decorations like crystal, porcelain, jewellery
.....and bloody cushions!!!!!!!
Cushions, cushions, cushions everywhere, 🎶🎶🎶
She's off to John Lewis for another pair,
They're covering the bed, there's no room for my head,
I don't complain as no-one seems to care.
Despite my pleas my begging seems to fail,🎶🎶🎶🎶
She's off to Dunhelm there's a half price sale.
I've always got this frown cos there's nowhere to lie down,
No wonder I'm so tired and looking pale.
Chorus.....🎶🎶🎶🎶
The settee's got twenty three, no room for poor old me,
The bed's got twenty four, they're falling on the floor,
What's a bloke supposed to do? I'll go and sit down on the loo,
But she's put one on there too!
How am I supposed to have a poo?.......have a poo oo oo, oo oo?
.......🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶Sung in Spanish flamenco rhythm
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