External Link/Members OnlyThis was a very last minute decision and based solely on a recommendation by one member. The only reason I decided to give it a shot was that GF Dior is local – a bit too local for comfort as it actually transpired.
SMS sent asking if she was available ‘in an hour from now’. Reply received a few minutes later: ‘call me please’. As I was at home, I actually went down three flights of stairs to make sure I wouldn’t be overheard. Even then I probably sounded like a fucking weirdo as it was hard not to whisper.
She answered quickly and confirmed she was available. I then received two messages by text: her address just off Cromwell Road (Longridge Road, SW5) and another: ‘any special reqs darling ?’.
Promising start. Especially as she is listed as Hungarian – a current favorite for obvious reasons if you have read my Adele review.
The Good:GF Dior looks like a porn whore. She is 5’7/5’8 in her heels and fairly trim – size 8-10 but with GIGANTIC tits. Beautiful grey/blue eyes and generally clear skin other than Mel-style freckles. No issues with her body whatsoever – especially as she is nicely tanned and totally shaven.
Befitting a girl who looks the part, she sucks and fucks like a porn whore and she was up for anything, but there was little chat and it was obvious she’d rather spend the hour getting nailed than getting seduced. Not my cup of tea to be frank, but she really knows how to polish wood and her DT was very, very experienced. Try as I might, it was hard to resist and round one glazed her pretty face and went up her nose!
Asked for a massage and she was fine with that. I could happily have nodded off, but as I’d paid for the hour I wanted to play for the hour. More OWO got me hard enough for the mac and she climbed aboard. The sight of those airbags was brilliant and my hands weren’t big enough to hold both at once!
She has impressive calf muscles and has probably ridden more mounts than Frankie Dettori in her time. I didn’t need to do a thing – just lie back and try my best to hold on for her ride.
Simple but effective and I got there in the end.
I was back on the street exactly 72 mins after arriving, so no serious clock-watcher either for those who care about such things.
The Bad:GF Dior looks like a porn whore. Cheap peroxide hair, major tats (back, thigh and arm!) and (yes, both positive and negative …) massive fake tits. I mean M A S S I V E. Maybe even too big. Only girl I have ever met with more epic fake tits was Tixie / Taylor / Sam James from Babestation (in 2007).
The Ugly: N/AFinal wordsIf you like girls who look cheap and filthy – but ARE cheap and filthy, then Girlfriend Dior is a solid choice. I’m not sure “No” is a word she has learned since coming to London. Totally up for what I wanted but I didn’t go for A Levels as that’s not my thing tbh. Small chance I might try again, but doubtful – 8.75/10
Overall a good and dirty experience, but I’d only return if there were few other options as she is so local – 8.25/10
Overall score -
8.5/10
