Advice Needed: Punting When you Have a Wife who has Sex with your all the Time

[tynetunnel]

....However what I failed to consider was that if by some horrible luck I have caught something from this I will end up passing this to my wife and it will be clear I have cheated despite never being caught. 

But by the very definition, if you give your wife an STD then you’ll certainly have been caught!

I think it best to confess everything to her now, to be on the safe side. Better you confess than get caught out 

[Derrick101]

You probably have Chlamydia. Some times called the Silent Disease because it has no symptoms. If as you say, you have no symptons, that's probably what you have caught.

OP says If, by some horrible luck, not that he has caught something. In all probability, he's clear.

[tynetunnel]

OP says If, by some horrible luck, not that he has caught something. In all probability, he's clear.

i think you may not have noticed the sarcasm dripping off the post 

[Doc Holliday]

Nearly 3 years on and he makes the same post after people gave him good advice the first time around. Either he has been in a coma or he's playing silly fuckers.

Agreed

[Derrick101]

i think you may not have noticed the sarcasm dripping off the post 

Probably.... 

[Bonker]

Holy fuck.
This can not be real surely?

Some Lo-life fantasy.

[PatMacGroin]

Lying Troll

- Starts by saying he's only had sex with one girl, that he describes as if she is his serious girlfriend that could go the distance:

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I’m currently with a girl who is more than willing to have sex at any time, which I am attracted to. I’m happy being in the relationship, which is steady and I can see it lasting for the foreseeable future.

The thing is I’ve only ever had sex with this one girl and i'm now in my very early 30's.

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- A month later in the same thread, she's suddenly his wife:

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I've decided I'm going to go ahead with it. I feel a little selfish in the way I'd hate it if my wife had sex with another man but I feel I'll do a good enough job in keeping in from anybody that no feelings will be hurt and it will only be the guilt I feel that I'll have to deal with which I feel I can compartmentalise

I'm waiting to have a little extra spare cash and the perfect time where I will have enough time away from the wife to have my first WG experience

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- But over 2 and half year later they're newly weds (That was a bloody long honeymoon):

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Maybe it’s because we are newly married this hasn’t become an issue yet I don’t know

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- If he's not seen any other WG's he's been fucking someone, because his count has jumped from only ever having had 1 partner in 2016 to having 3 yesterday (Now 3 and a half if you count the blowie?):

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I had come to the conclusion that I had only been with 3 women in my life - none of which had the body and what reviews had described and face of this woman. I’ve always looked at my partner and thought would another woman do it differently and how it would feel. After long thought I decided that I would regret not taking this chance and wondering all my life and decided to attempt a meet

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Didn't you get yourself tested after the other two? Shock horror! You might have already passed something onto the missus! Did you get yourself tested before visiting the WG? How do you know the missus hasn't been having some fun on the side and already passed something symptom-less onto you?

How do you picture this fantasy drama developing? A shocking reveal of one of the forum darlings that you claim has given you an STI? It must have been her, you and your wife were practically virgins beforeyou got mixed up with that filth whore! A true life testimony to the dangers of punting and how the men that indulge spread disgusting diseases to their innocent wives! Queue the EastEnders drum roll!

Fuck off and sell your stories somewhere else.

[Xtro]

Holy fuck.
This can not be real surely?

Some Lo-life fantasy.

  

[Home Alone]

Mr. Lo, this might all seem a little more real if you'd actually put up a review of your meet.

And bearing in mind your circumstances (which you have been at pains to explain), some details of how you felt before, during and afterwards wouldn't go amiss.

Then you might actually add a little something to the site, and to your credibility.

+1.

And as someone who joined this community 9 months or so after you, can either of us honestly claim "to have been a member of this site for many years? I certainly don't see myself in that category.

[Ali Katt]

+1.

And as someone who joined this community 9 months or so after you, can either of us honestly claim "to have been a member of this site for many years? I certainly don't see myself in that category.

The difference is you've proven yourself. It's not a pissing contest and reviews aren't the be all and end all, but sharing good information is and Mr Lo has provided two threads which may have been useful first time around, second time he looks like an std obsessed troll.

[MrMatrix]

OP- If you had a healthy sex life with your OH, I think you were a bloody fool to jeopardize your relationship with her in the first place. A lot of us here are on this forum because our wifes dont put out in the first place and theres you gambling every thing on a casual shag- Not worth the risk IMO.

There have been several thread in the last few month on STI and oral - consensus is, whilst its possible, you'd be one of the unluckiest punters ever. I personally wouldn't worry about it. You havent caught any thing. What you have caught is a sense of guilt and shame for being an idiot and playing away from home when you've really got every thing you need in what appears to be a good relationship at home.

As you've been here 3 years you have contributed "the square root of fuck all". You should have done a couple of reviews by now, instead nothing and you want our advice

My advice is you clearly aren't cut out to be a punter. If I were you I'd enjoy your life with the OH and put this episode behind you.
Best of luck and hopefully this has put your curiosity to bed once and for all..
And yes J999 is right. 

[Chazz]

I’m glad I did it but won’t be doing it again.

 

Too late now mate - you can't put the genie back in the bottle. After 3 years worth of build up, now that you know that you won't burst into flames when you visit an escort, you're going to find it extremely difficult to keep your hands out of the sweetie jar. I'd put money on you punting again within the year - definitely when sex with your horny wife dries up. Also, you already seem addicted to the whole cloak and dagger subterfuge thing - you even describe it as the 'perfect crime'. You might as well face it - you're one of us now, and there's no going back.

As you're grateful for the help and advice you've received on this forum, it'd be polite to write a review to help others like you in a similar situation - your SP sounds like she did a decent job with a nervous newbie - you just need to tell us who she is!

[MrMatrix]

Too late now mate - you can't put the genie back in the bottle. After 3 years worth of build up, now that you know that you won't burst into flames when you visit an escort, you're going to find it extremely difficult to keep your hands out of the sweetie jar. I'd put money on you punting again within the year - definitely when sex with your horny wife dries up. Also, you already seem addicted to the whole cloak and dagger subterfuge thing - you even describe it as the 'perfect crime'. You might as well face it - you're one of us now, and there's no going back.

As you're grateful for the help and advice you've received on this forum, it'd be polite to write a review to help others like you in a similar situation - your SP sounds like she did a decent job with a nervous newbie - you just need to tell us who she is!

Indeed you do OP.

[BoroPool]

OP- If you had a healthy sex life with your OH, I think you were a bloody fool to jeopardize your relationship with her in the first place. A lot of us here are on this forum because our wifes dont put out in the first place and theres you gambling every thing on a casual shag- Not worth the risk IMO.

Agreed

[freeze44]

Seems like Mr Lo keeping his head down....well what sort of SP would get him going and after all them years dust of his punting person and commit the 'perfect crime' 

My best guess below!

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[Boristheboy]

There are many threads on this subject including a very recent one.

To save you time searching for them the consensus of opinion was to just do it in the dark and wear a condom when shagging the missus and she will be safe .... unless she notices of course and then an STI is the least of your worries.

You think women can't tell the difference between a dick with a condom and one without? They can. Even with the lights off.

[tynetunnel]

Too late now mate - you can't put the genie back in the bottle. After 3 years worth of build up, now that you know that you won't burst into flames when you visit an escort, you're going to find it extremely difficult to keep your hands out of the sweetie jar. I'd put money on you punting again within the year - definitely when sex with your horny wife dries up. Also, you already seem addicted to the whole cloak and dagger subterfuge thing - you even describe it as the 'perfect crime'. You might as well face it - you're one of us now, and there's no going back.

As you're grateful for the help and advice you've received on this forum, it'd be polite to write a review to help others like you in a similar situation - your SP sounds like she did a decent job with a nervous newbie - you just need to tell us who she is!

Funny as - thanks for a really great “tea spit” moment! 

[Doc Holliday]

You think women can't tell the difference between a dick with a condom and one without? They can. Even with the lights off.

I was taking the piss 

[SlamBoy]

Lying Troll

- Starts by saying he's only had sex with one girl, that he describes as if she is his serious girlfriend that could go the distance:

- A month later in the same thread, she's suddenly his wife:

- But over 2 and half year later they're newly weds (That was a bloody long honeymoon):

- If he's not seen any other WG's he's been fucking someone, because his count has jumped from only ever having had 1 partner in 2016 to having 3 yesterday (Now 3 and a half if you count the blowie?):

Didn't you get yourself tested after the other two? Shock horror! You might have already passed something onto the missus! Did you get yourself tested before visiting the WG? How do you know the missus hasn't been having some fun on the side and already passed something symptom-less onto you?

How do you picture this fantasy drama developing? A shocking reveal of one of the forum darlings that you claim has given you an STI? It must have been her, you and your wife were practically virgins beforeyou got mixed up with that filth whore! A true life testimony to the dangers of punting and how the men that indulge spread disgusting diseases to their innocent wives! Queue the EastEnders drum roll!

Fuck off and sell your stories somewhere else.

Fucking hell. You, sir, are Rumpole of the Bailey 

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[Chazz]

Funny as - thanks for a really great “tea spit” moment! 

[Boristheboy]

I was taking the piss 

OK, my bad.