Revolutionary condom that could 'feel better than nothing at all'

[Corus Boy]

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[Sonny Crockett]

If this product manages to maintain your erection when wearing it, then it should go into the market ASAP!!!!

[Corus Boy]

If this product manages to maintain your erection when wearing it, then it should go into the market ASAP!!!!

Go into a pussy you mean? 

[cueball]

Oh, that'll be me back on 15 minute punts, it's the condom that helps me last ha ha, should save me a few bob

[Siadwel]

'The scientists will run biometric tests to maximise the pleasurability'.

Wouldn't we all like to be the test subjects.

[cueball]

'The scientists will run biometric tests to maximise the pleasurability'.

Wouldn't we all like to be the test subjects.

Ha ha, yes, put me down, I'll field test em.

[charming_red]

Ha ha, yes, put me down, I'll field test em.

Are you the tested or the tester? 

[cueball]

Are you the tested or the tester? 

Ha ha, I'm the wearer

[Siadwel]

I was going to add 'Form a queue behind me' to my first post, but knowing the humour on here, I decided not to.

But there you go, I have now, so everyone have a chuckle on me.

 

[Ben4454]

This would be better. Wgs seem to use kevlar extra thick condoms these days.

[LL]

This would be better. Wgs seem to use kevlar extra thick condoms these days.

Pondliners?
I don't mind those - means I can nail the shit out of the girl for the full 30 minutes before cumming. 

[Turtle Z]

This would be better. Wgs seem to use kevlar extra thick condoms these days.

In 14 years of punting I've only ever had one condom breakage, then this week I've had two breakages in two days; perhaps they are getting too thin!

[MrBridger]

Maybe you should stop using that one and open another packet.

[spkmstr48]

Maybe you should stop using that one and open another packet.

  Damn pissed myself again 

[Taggart]

Self lubricating too?  That's put pay to the WGs who slap copious amounts of lube on their fannies.

[Horizontal pleasures]

Graphene?

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Bill Gates condom challenge 'to be met' by graphene ... - BBC
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20 Nov 2013 - Safer condoms will be one of the first products developed at the new National Graphene Institute in Manchester. The Bill and Melinda Gates ...

Meet the designers behind Bill Gates's super-condom | Art ...
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21 Nov 2013 - Using everything from atom-thick graphene to the humble beef tendon, designers are competing to make a next-generation condom that ...

Bill Gates Funds the Birth of Graphene Condoms - Industry ...
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10 May 2014 - Graphene Condoms (Image Courtesy External Link/Members Only). Manchester, England, was the birth place of the Industrial Revolution, home to ...

Bill Gates funds creation of thin, light, impenetrable ...
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21 Nov 2013 - There's no timeline on the creation of graphene condoms, but it'll be at least a few years. The Gates Foundation awarded grants of $100,000 to ...

Feel-good graphene condom development to be funded by ...
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22 Nov 2013 - Condoms made from graphene are to be developed at The University of Manchester thanks to funding from the Bill and Melinda Gates ...

Graphene used to create more pleasurable condoms - The ...
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20 Nov 2013 - Nobel Prize winning super-material graphene is being used to create thinner and stronger condoms that could be more pleasurable to use.

Graphene condoms safe sex revolution: Manchester ...
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20 Nov 2013 - The material is said to be ideal for phones and laptops but now Manchester scientists want to use it to make condoms stronger.
Graphene condoms: super thin and tough, but is that ...

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27 Jan 2014 - The proposal of an ultra-thin condom made from graphene and latex brings design of the contraceptive into the 21st century. We have yet to ...

Graphene condom: Scientists awarded £62,000 grant to turn ...
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21 Nov 2013 - Scientists have been awarded a £62,000 grant to turn the carbon material into contraceptives, with a view to making condoms more popular.

Scientists Are Creating a Graphene Condom - Gizmodo
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20 Nov 2013 - Well, there's nothing stronger and thinner than graphene, and that's exactly what scientists are hoping to use for the future of condoms. Not only ...

[fredpunter]

Is that the same stuff as the lead in your pencil?

[spkmstr48]

Is that the same stuff as the lead in your pencil?

No, it's the same stuff as bucky balls!