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This, gentlemen, is an odd one. A real outlier. Let me explain.
Every now and then, having punted in MK for a long time, I simply get tired of the "regular" scene and try to find something else. By "regular" scene I mean the usual parlours (Temptations, MKE, Annabellas, etc.) and/or the "same old" posse of girls who advertise every week on AW. I'm not saying there's anything wrong with any of the above; on the contrary, there isn't. Many of the ladies in this group offer a great service. One or two I see regularly. But I punt for variety and part of that is that every now and then I simply want something different - something I haven't seen before. Not the same old faces, same old services, and most of all the same old I-know-what-to-expect, punting-as-clockwork experience.
Cue, for whatever reason, a decision to trawl my second tier of websites last week; VivaStreet, Craigslist, Gumtree etc. to see if there was anything interesting out there that I hadn't seen before. I came across the link above, and decided to call the number. The ad, you'll note, is clearly for massage and I'm not going to assume it's a full-service-provider-in-disguise and ask the usual "escort" questions on the phone (description?, services?, etc.). I figure if the response when I call sounds interesting in any way, I'll decide whether to go and to be honest, if it's a let down I'll just pop off to one the parlours afterwards. For better of worse, I'm prepared to risk losing a few quid for the sake of something different.
So I call. Eastern European-sounding female answers the phone but she has a soft voice and she sounds friendly. She says it's a full-body massage for 50 quid an hour and appointments are required. Location (Oldbrook) is decent. The only vaguely "leading" question I ask is whether it's "hand" massage or includes "body-to-body". She says she can do the latter (though I get the impression if I hadn't asked, it wouldn't have been on the menu. But she's not offended by the question.) More than anything else, she sounds nice and genuine, quite friendly, and on thinking about it a combination of wanting a bit of variety and the fact that 50 quid an hour is really very little to risk even for massage leads me to decide to see her. I figure at worse I get an hour of relaxing massage and then go on to a parlour for half an hour at 60 quid, so I get 90 minutes for 110 including FS towards the end.
I show up at her house (which is, in fact, a converted garage but perfectly nice, warm and includes both a table and a bed.) She is passable looking. Late 30s, which is older than my usual age range and not a stunning face (though not awful...simply the sort of average MILF you might see in a shopping centre any day of the week) but she is open and friendly, has a nice smile, and a decent body. She's small...maybe 5'2", petite (size 8) and has a decent pair (C cup, not that that was relevant to the conversation). Bleached hair...like I said, looks-wise passable. No more and no less. I think momentarily about making my excuses and leaving but for 50 quid, a friendly lady, the prospect of a decent massage, and a warm room on a cold day, I think "what the fuck?" and stay.
She asks me what sort of massage I want (hard, soft, Swedish, sports, etc.) and proceeds to get me lying on my front and administer an unmemorable but competent 30 minutes of back massage. It's pleasant and relaxing if not awesome, she chats amiably as we go along, for the record she's wearing a little black dress, but I have no expectations. She's just about passably attractive but I'm not really moved to try it on...I'm happy to just enjoy the experience. I close my eyes and relax and let her get on with it. As she gets to my bum/legs, there's a little bit of "brushing" but nothing overt to make me think anything is in play, though enough to give me an idea that a hand job isn't beyond the bounds of possibility. If I'm honest, I'd be happy with one but I'm not stunningly bothered either way.
Right around the half hour mark, she asks me to flip. I'm about a quarter hard from the brushing, not enough that you could describe it as erect but not totally limp either. She starts on my front and, within five minutes and with no indication, she starts stroking the little man, very much as if it's a normal part of the service. No mention of money or extras...she just starts massaging it. On we go and in short order she inclines her head and takes me (OWO) in her mouth. She's good at this, and I get more aroused than usual quite quickly. Let me be 100% clear, I'm making none of the running here...not a word is exchanged and I have asked for nothing...I'm just having my massage and taking what she provides.
Because I don't want to come after 40 minutes and I'm getting close (oral is not usually my thing, but she is good at it), I gently stop her and ask her to delay at which point she lies down beside me, continue to massage me with one hand, and starts DFK. This continues (another thing she's good at) and she then reaches for a condom, slips it on, and rides me to completion. I have a very good orgasm...she is responsive to sensing when I'm about to come and really does a very good job and riding the key moment the right way.
Clean up is effected with further nice conversation and, an hour later and only 50 quid lighter (no mention whatsoever of a tip or anything related to extra services) I am back in the car, all-in-all somewhat speechless.
Would I go back? Yes. Obviously at 50 quid/hour with DFK, OWO, and FP there isn't better value to be had anywhere. She's not a stunner by any stretch of the imagination (even describing her as a MILF would be generous)...she won't be a regular and I don't think I'd go out of my way to repeat the experience BUT there will be times driven either by my desire for that sort of thing or by budget when I am sure I will repeat.
If you're not looking for a teenage minx, a drop-dead-gorgeous model, or some sort of fantasy deal but, rather, you're happy to get a good massage and great sex from a very average but sweet, friendly lady then this is a great deal. My only proviso is the above is the experience I had. I have no way of knowing, as she isn't a "listed service provider" whether this is what she offers to everyone.
If nothing else, a very interesting experience. Just goes to show that it's always worth thinking outside the box.
