No, sorry don't understand yer bantrer!! flat to the boards ?, speeding perhaps?.
Perhaps she just detiailed someone to nip out to get some rubbers?, had that happen more than the once!, had to do it myself once for a girl!! Just gettin down to it and she then discovered she'd ran out so me ever being the gent!
Take it the meet didnt happen or are you still there?, or been heald hostage, kidnapped, overnite whatever!!!!???