Shuddering even thinking about it now - but a good 20+ years ago I kinda shagged a big momma in a soho walk up, I really didn't know any better back then, I mean she was so big and flat on her back that I doubt I was even shagging her vadge - just some outer rolls of fat.
I do like black girls so maybe one day I'll try and erase the memory of that last experience with something slimmer/better!